Author has written 7 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hey fanficcers! Besides the sky, the ceiling, or objects hanging suspended from the latter, what is up? I just scrapped my old profile in a fit of temper:) Yes, a fit of temper so great that I felt the need to add a smiley face.
No, you did not just hallucinate the insanity.
That now taken care of, I'm Captain Awesomesauce, but you may also refer to me as 'amazingly awesome' or 'Your Supreme Majesty, Conqueror of the World, Owner of Everyone's Liquorice, Chocolate and Haribos, and Just Generally Greater than Alexander the Great'.
Age: What makes you think I'd tell you that?!
Gender: Green Kangaroo
Personality: (In reality) shy, prudish, anger-prone
Liquorice (though not the sweet kind, or the 'red' kind)
Books (I write fiction, some about books, therefore I must hate them)
Annoying the heck out of teachers
Plays by Shakespeare
Plays about Shakespeare
'Hip' reworkings of plays by Shakespeare
Favourite music: Regina Spektor, Marina and the Diamonds, Shostakovich, Dvořák, Strauss (all of them!),The Wombats, Owl City, Oren Lavie, Foster the People, Amy MacDonald, fun.
Favourite movie: MirrorMask
1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Again, why would I be telling you lot that?
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 2 letters of real name plus izzle):
Taizzle (Oh God, no)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
Blue Cat (I sound like some really bad jazz musician)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and past street name):
Maria Vega (not half bad...)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Green Coke (weh!)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Alexandria Maria Theresa Louisa Fluffy I
9. YOUR JUICE NAME: (Oj and the last 3 letters of you last name):
Ooh, look! Stuff to copy!
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
We shall remember
If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.
If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word... and you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.
If you have tried to walk into your wardrobe to get to Narnia, paste this into your profile.
Narnia and Middle-earth must be getting awfully crowded - what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces.
Repost this if you really believe in God.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven
I see you have read to the bottom: good on you! Please read and review my stupid stories, as this stupid author would greatly appreciate it.
HAVE A NICE DAY
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