Captain Awesomesauce
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Joined 05-16-12, id: 4007552, Profile Updated: 05-07-13
Author has written 7 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey fanficcers! Besides the sky, the ceiling, or objects hanging suspended from the latter, what is up? I just scrapped my old profile in a fit of temper:) Yes, a fit of temper so great that I felt the need to add a smiley face.

No, you did not just hallucinate the insanity.

That now taken care of, I'm Captain Awesomesauce, but you may also refer to me as 'amazingly awesome' or 'Your Supreme Majesty, Conqueror of the World, Owner of Everyone's Liquorice, Chocolate and Haribos, and Just Generally Greater than Alexander the Great'.

The Basics

Age: What makes you think I'd tell you that?!

Gender: Green Kangaroo

Personality: (In reality) shy, prudish, anger-prone




Liquorice (though not the sweet kind, or the 'red' kind)

Books (I write fiction, some about books, therefore I must hate them)



Annoying the heck out of teachers





Plays by Shakespeare

Plays about Shakespeare

'Hip' reworkings of plays by Shakespeare


Favourite music: Regina Spektor, Marina and the Diamonds, Shostakovich, Dvořák, Strauss (all of them!),The Wombats, Owl City, Oren Lavie, Foster the People, Amy MacDonald, fun.

Favourite movie: MirrorMask


Again, why would I be telling you lot that?

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 2 letters of real name plus izzle):

Taizzle (Oh God, no)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue Cat (I sound like some really bad jazz musician)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and past street name):

Maria Vega (not half bad...)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Hintallo (awesome!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Green Coke (weh!)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):


8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Alexandria Maria Theresa Louisa Fluffy I

9. YOUR JUICE NAME: (Oj and the last 3 letters of you last name):


Ooh, look! Stuff to copy!


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


We shall remember

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word... and you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you have tried to walk into your wardrobe to get to Narnia, paste this into your profile.

Narnia and Middle-earth must be getting awfully crowded - what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces.

Repost this if you really believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven

I see you have read to the bottom: good on you! Please read and review my stupid stories, as this stupid author would greatly appreciate it.


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Wrath of 1000 Menstrual Cycles by Rainy Day Anime reviews
Peter Kirkland is angry that Arthur and everyone else refuses to recognize him as a country. Now he knows just how to get back at them for everything; magic. But what happens when one of the spells goes horribly wrong? Why are the female nations acting so mean? And why does Liechtenstein have a machine gun? Rated T for Language and a crying Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sealand, Liechtenstein
The Adventures of Mary Sue Morstan by Hummingbird1759 reviews
The author attempts crack!fic. Hilarity ensues. Either that or your eyeballs will bleed. Whatever, R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Spite and Scorn by AriMaye reviews
In 19th century America, Lizzy is an indentured servant to William Darcy. When a secret about her family is revealed to her, Lizzy must leave to go to England. Will her complicated relationship with Mr. Darcy stand the test of distance?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,050 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Jim Moriarty, Consulting Detective by An Author's Pen reviews
"I'm going to become the world's second ever consulting detective!" Jim exclaimed, and Sebastian tried not to sigh. Of course, it all goes downhill from there.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb, Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Hetalia Channel by Moshigami reviews
You turn on the TV, and what do you see? The Hetalia channel! Bad summary! My best try at crack! Profanity! OOCness monsters! READ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
Star-crossed Suits by MissElaress reviews
Vash and Roderich are from two completely different Kingdoms, but what happens when they fall in love with one another?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Austria, Switzerland]
Den Dagen, Den Sorgen by Havoc-Cheese590 reviews
Picture a perfect society, we have achieved it, we are living it, we are thriving within it, we are perfectly happy inside it. This is truth and this is knowledge... as we are led to believe. I know differently now, my eyes have been opened. I know what I didn't know before, I thank you for this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sweden, Denmark
Against Their Better Judgment by aumontalc reviews
Due to her family's financial woes, Elizabeth had no other choice but to accept Mr. Darcy's proposal at Rosings. Once wed, their married life is anything but bliss. Will they always regret marrying against their better judgment?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,179 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
A Twisted Sense of Justice by JulietGivesUp reviews
Arthur Kirkland, hateful student council president, finds himself looking after a seemingly innocent American in detention everyday after school. He hated everything about this kid. His annoying antics, his provocative remarks, and most of all his one sided romantic delusions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - England/Britain, America
I'll See You Strong by sithmarauder reviews
The Renaissance begins to crumble, and Sadiq watches its destruction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Turkey - Complete
Hummingbird by sascake reviews
AU Lukas' only goal in life was to take care of his younger brother, until he was diagnosed with an irregular heart rhythm. His originally peaceful stay in hospital was interrupted when the loud, cheerful Mathias was moved into the bed beside him and refused to leave him alone; yet as his health began to deteriorate, the Dane decided to fall in love with him. DenNor, SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,425 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Darkest Witch of Her Age by darkrose0510 reviews
Hermione was known as the brightest witch of her age, but time and circumstances would soon change that. Who will survive a brilliant mind's descent into darkness? A dark Hermione fic'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Hermione G.
Of Physicists and Pianists by xx-risque reviews
Vash Zwingli, Physics major and resident sarcastic grump, is struggling to come to terms with the fact that he's been in love with his idiot pianist best friend Roderich for the better part of ten years. And to make matters worse? Roderich's getting married. [ human/college au eventual SwissAus & many side pairings ]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Switzerland, Austria
Job Interviews, the Awesome Way by pupeez4eva reviews
"Have you ever sold anything before?" "Well...I've sold my body once or twice." - Prussia goes for a job interview.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Swiss Kisses by Inspirationally Red reviews
"Suddenly Switzerland leaned forward and kissed him on both cheeks – twice on the left, once on the right. "What are you doing?" Austria gasped as he withdrew. Switzerland's green eyes stared back at him. "I'm saying goodbye."" Edelweiss fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Boys Will Be Girls by Saiken reviews
All Hungary, Liechtenstein, and Ukraine wanted was to go shopping but their great minds think they should leave Russia, Austria, and Switzerland to keep each other company. The three men don't want to be anywhere near each other, and the women think they will get along great. They couldn't be anymore wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Liechtenstein, Hungary, Ukraine - Complete
Fate (And Other Uncontrollable Things) by our dancing days reviews
For some reason, Remus, the talented, eccentric, heart-transplant patient, thinks he can save them. Lily. James. Peter. Sirius. Everyone. But fate's not finished with him yet, and your usual romance just won't cut it. / muggle au. won best adventure story in l&l's 2012 genre awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Texting Sherlock by MondaysChild42 reviews
The only piece of Sherlock John has left is the ability to text him. And he does, a lot. Even though he thinks Sherlock is dead he still talks to him. But Sherlock is getting the texts. A lot of this is based off a tumblr post which inspired this; so thank you to those people and I hope you don't mind.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Ready, Set, Go! by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Sweden and Germany, proud nations though they may be, are not above having fun and perhaps causing a little mischief in the process.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Germany, Sweden - Complete
The Greek Mythology Hetaliaganza! by MintyDaze reviews
The nations are teenagers putting on a school play directed by their insomniac theatre teacher Heracles Karpusi. Join them on this parody as they teach an audience full of teenagers about the wacky adventures in Greek mythology including Cronos and Rhea and the Therapist. Pandora's Soap Opera. The Super Argonauts! And more! DISCONTINUED due to lost script. I apologize
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2013 - America, Japan
My Threstal by Pozagee reviews
Threstals don't cuddle up to you like phoenixes...but they come to remind you you're not alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I Want You by Pozagee reviews
The Second World War has ended, so Switzerland and Lichtenstein are visiting the other Nations, taking stock of their currents states. Only...that includes having to visit Austria... Human and Nation names used. Headcanon: Don't like, don't read. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Denmark in 99 Seconds by ToastTSA reviews
Songfic; Based off of the original song "Harry Potter in 99 Seconds" by Paint, a parody containing Denmark and friends. Lets see how this ends... T just because there's a bit of cursing here and there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Denmark - Complete
The Blog of BOGOF by Geirdriful and Whitlinger reviews
Well... it is nice to see you on my blog. Liechtenstein told me I should create one to improve my socializing skills. Which is nonsense, because I don't have any enemies. I'm neutral. I suppose I should tell you a little about myself...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Switzerland
Walking in the Shadows of Gods by Fading to Black reviews
He didn't know when his obsession with immortality started, but to be great is to be misunderstood and Tom Riddle (turned Voldemort) was a very misunderstood child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
That One Scar by Pozagee reviews
We recieve scars. But giving's far more painful. RusLiet. Characters are 3D and realistic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Narnia: A New Generation by catsrnice reviews
Peter the XIIIIII, Susan the XIUVI, Lucy the IIICXIXMMIXC, and Edmund the POLFJMS, find a magical snowglobe that brings them to narnia
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012
Waiting for the Dawn by Serenswyrd reviews
2012 Secret Santa for thatladyjazz - America arranges a visit to London during the Blitz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Believe in You by Jedhev reviews
Songfic with the song I believe in you by Rumer. Basically Edmund/OC. Goes with a story that isnt out yet. Not many spoilers for it though.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Edmund Pevensie
Content by Azar443 reviews
I have made the right choice, and I am content.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
If This Is Real, Give Me What's Not by MiHnn reviews
They tell her it's not real, but she doesn't believe a word they say.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Let Us Drink by Five Until Class reviews
Being friends with Canada was hard, especially since Japan couldn't keep him away from alcohol.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Canada, Japan - Complete
Potter and Prejudice by lianghwei reviews
POST-WAR LAST YEAR: The Bennets are excited that Ronald Weasley, Number Two from Witch Weekly's Top 30 Most Eligible Bachelors, is coming to Merryton. What would happen, however, if he was also accompanied by Number One?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Harry P., Elizabeth
Nebraska by bookwormtsb reviews
It's Galveston, Texas and Ball High School has two new students. One's a whack-a-doodle and one's a prom queen.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Afterlife by alisajudd reviews
Hermione is tragically killed in the final battle and finds that there's more to her life after her earthly one.. Between dealing with her own death and that of friends, she has to deal with a next door neighbour she hates who's just as stubborn as she is. So much for heaven...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,699 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grimoire of Darkness by DarkPhoenix101 reviews
Post DH, ignoring epilogue. The Trio return to Hogwarts for the Seventh Year they missed. But hopes of a peaceful last year are dashed when a new evil rises and another prophecy is made. Starts R/Hr and H/G but will end H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pause by kingszey reviews
Lysander Scamander and Lily Potter promised to spend every December eleventh watching the dawn arrive together. But years go by and relationships change, and both know that it's only a matter of time until one of them doesn't turn up. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Lily Luna P., Lysander S. - Complete
The Houseguest by EAdams reviews
Georgiana comes to Netherfield to visit Darcy and meets Elizabeth. They become friends and Elizabeth is invited to be Georgiana's houseguest - unbeknownst to Darcy - and the fun begins. It is fairly canon character-wise, but has a completely different plot line. This story is now published on Amazon! Search: The Houseguest by Elizabeth Adams First 3 chapters are here.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,291 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Just The Worst Dark Island Fanfic Ever by LucyCrewe11 reviews
On board the dawn treader nightmares abound, fanfictions get muddled, and a girl named Mary-sue just wants to sing about it! Or about anything, really. Meanwhile, Edmund is having AU delusions and driving Lucy crazy, Peter is forced to guest star, and randomness ensues. In short, the title says it all! No actual, seriously-meant pairings, just a one-shot spoof
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Hell and the Toad by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
Harry Potter stares into the face of hell. Marriage law parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Vanity Fair 2012 by giggles-in-july reviews
COMPLETE: A short story how Rebecca Sharp from the novel VANITY FAIR would probably be in today's society – how she tries to climb up in the ranks of high-society and her searching for wealth.
Vanity Fair - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Join a Circus by Monkey Ruler
And when he does, he gets a little more than he's bargained for. But that's not to say it isn't fun regardless.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
I loved her first by Teriyaki Teriyaki reviews
A short drabble about Pingo and his feelings for Helena. PingoxHelena because we need variety XD
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
The Curse of Kesha by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Mycroft wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. So does everyone else. Almost song-fic; crack. No slash, just crack and a Kesha parody. Rated T for safety. Possibly the longest fic I've written in a while. One-shot. Feel free to sing along.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Dolores Met Sally by slytherinslut13
Just a silly little one-shot that I thought up a while ago, then forgot. Pure hilarity, don't try and make this anything serious. You will fail. Rated for swearing. Nothing like the movie 'When Harry Met Sally'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freakishly OC Everybody by Jace22 reviews
A parody that looks somewhat like Harry Potter's 6th year. Contains utter stupidity, insanity, crazy and warped plots, mama'sboyDraco hmmm IC?, omghomophobe!Ron, hated Marysue, damn sexy Malfoys, and more. HarryDraco slash abounds xD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Kill the Director reviews
When Basch moved to HetaHigh, he thought he'd left his past behind him. Unfortunately, he finds himself sat next to the person he hoped to never see again. Join everyone's favourite trigger-happy hermit on his quest to get 'that stupid Austria' out of his head and make friends. Pfft, as if! "If this is a rom-com, kill the director!"- The Wombats (Kill The Director)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Austria, Switzerland
At All Costs reviews
Me and Lukas: part of a band in the live finals of a nation-wide competition. We could have fame, fortune and untold glory- but there's a catch: one of us must go. One of us must leave, in front of the cameras, and never come back. But we'd rather leave together with our honour and friendship intact, right? ... right? DenNor, SuFin, other pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Denmark, Norway, Finland, Sweden
Count Your Blessings (revised version) reviews
After being orphaned and spending half her life in a charitable institution, Lizzie's fortunes take a turn for the better after being adopted into the Darcy family. But after finding a home, can she find happiness, friends...and maybe even love? First P&P fic Liz/Darcy
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
A Bird in a Gilded Cage reviews
There was a young lady named Miss Anne de Bourgh, who lived in the grandest of houses, one where her every whim was indulged and nothing was wanting; yet one day, Anne realised she was lacking, greatly lacking, in happiness. It was in pursuit of this happiness that she found it and more. This is that story.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Anne de B.
Living Close To The Ground
Kate always knew she was a little odd, but now 'freakish' would be more appropriate. Because next year, instead of going to the school she worked like a maniac to get into, she's off to Hogwarts with her book-wormy friend Hermione. However, their new school is more exciting than they even dreamed, complete with a mystery and two unlikely partners in crime. AU, my first HP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - OC
The Man Who Isn't There reviews
After hearing the news of the train-wreck, Susan sits and thinks of Narnia and her family. Was Narnia just a silly game and Aslan an invention of her childhood mind? What is the point of a 'fun' life if the fun in it is empty and meaningless, no fun at all? Songfic. The Man Who Isn't There-by Oren Lavie.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Aslan, Susan Pevensie - Complete
MarySue's Fabulously Perfect Adventures in Narnia reviews
Mary-Sue SparkleHeart PrettyStar otherwise known as Fish wakes up in Narnia without any memory of how she got there except she knows something very tragic and dramatic happened. Found by Ed and Peter, will she find true lurv? NO SLASH, peeps, cos everybody loves Mary-Sue!read and review plz!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
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