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Joined 05-16-12, id: 4007552, Profile Updated: 06-14-16
Author has written 3 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, and Pride and Prejudice.

Well holy *cough* was I embarrassing when I was 13. Deleting my former profile felt like a breath of fresh air.

If we talked and you'd like to get in touch again, PM me and I'll give you my contact information. I still check here sometimes and y'all were great.

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The Hetalia Channel by Moshigami reviews
If the Hetalia cast ever got hold of their own studio, the result wouldn't be great. Luckily, our faithful cameramen have captured the very best moments for us. Welcome to Channel 1412, the Hetalia Channel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013
Wrath of 1000 Menstrual Cycles by Rainy Day Anime reviews
Peter Kirkland is angry that Arthur and everyone else refuses to recognize him as a country. Now he knows just how to get back at them for everything; magic. But what happens when one of the spells goes horribly wrong? Why are the female nations acting so mean? And why does Liechtenstein have a machine gun? Rated T for Language and a crying Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sealand, Liechtenstein
The Adventures of Mary Sue Morstan by Hummingbird1759 reviews
The author attempts crack!fic. Hilarity ensues. Either that or your eyeballs will bleed. Whatever, R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Spite and Scorn by AriMaye reviews
In 19th century America, Lizzy is an indentured servant to William Darcy. When a secret about her family is revealed to her, Lizzy must leave to go to England. Will her complicated relationship with Mr. Darcy stand the test of distance?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,050 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Jim Moriarty, Consulting Detective by An Author's Pen reviews
"I'm going to become the world's second ever consulting detective!" Jim exclaimed, and Sebastian tried not to sigh. Of course, it all goes downhill from there.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb, Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Star-crossed Suits by MissElaress reviews
Vash and Roderich are from two completely different Kingdoms, but what happens when they fall in love with one another?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Austria, Switzerland]
Den Dagen, Den Sorgen by Havoc-Cheese590 reviews
Picture a perfect society, we have achieved it, we are living it, we are thriving within it, we are perfectly happy inside it. This is truth and this is knowledge... as we are led to believe. I know differently now, my eyes have been opened. I know what I didn't know before, I thank you for this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sweden, Denmark
A Twisted Sense of Justice by JulietGivesUp reviews
Arthur Kirkland, hateful student council president, finds himself looking after a seemingly innocent American in detention everyday after school. He hated everything about this kid. His annoying antics, his provocative remarks, and most of all his one sided romantic delusions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - England/Britain, America
I'll See You Strong by sithmarauder reviews
The Renaissance begins to crumble, and Sadiq watches its destruction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Turkey - Complete
Hummingbird by sascake reviews
AU Lukas' only goal in life was to take care of his younger brother, until he was diagnosed with an irregular heart rhythm. His originally peaceful stay in hospital was interrupted when the loud, cheerful Mathias was moved into the bed beside him and refused to leave him alone; yet as his health began to deteriorate, the Dane decided to fall in love with him. DenNor, SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,425 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Darkest Witch of Her Age by darkrose0510 reviews
Hermione was known as the brightest witch of her age, but time and circumstances would soon change that. Who will survive a brilliant mind's descent into darkness? A dark Hermione fic'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Hermione G.
Of Physicists and Pianists by xx-risque reviews
Vash Zwingli, Physics major and resident sarcastic grump, is struggling to come to terms with the fact that he's been in love with his idiot pianist best friend Roderich for the better part of ten years. And to make matters worse? Roderich's getting married. [ human/college au eventual SwissAus & many side pairings ]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Switzerland, Austria
Job Interviews, the Awesome Way by pupeez4eva reviews
"Have you ever sold anything before?" "Well...I've sold my body once or twice." - Prussia goes for a job interview.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Swiss Kisses by Inspirationally Red reviews
"Suddenly Switzerland leaned forward and kissed him on both cheeks – twice on the left, once on the right. "What are you doing?" Austria gasped as he withdrew. Switzerland's green eyes stared back at him. "I'm saying goodbye."" Edelweiss fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Boys Will Be Girls by Saiken reviews
All Hungary, Liechtenstein, and Ukraine wanted was to go shopping but their great minds think they should leave Russia, Austria, and Switzerland to keep each other company. The three men don't want to be anywhere near each other, and the women think they will get along great. They couldn't be anymore wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Liechtenstein, Hungary, Ukraine - Complete
Fate (And Other Uncontrollable Things) by our dancing days reviews
For some reason, Remus, the talented, eccentric, heart-transplant patient, thinks he can save them. Lily. James. Peter. Sirius. Everyone. But fate's not finished with him yet, and your usual romance just won't cut it. / muggle au. won best adventure story in l&l's 2012 genre awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Texting Sherlock by MondaysChild42 reviews
The only piece of Sherlock John has left is the ability to text him. And he does, a lot. Even though he thinks Sherlock is dead he still talks to him. But Sherlock is getting the texts. A lot of this is based off a tumblr post which inspired this; so thank you to those people and I hope you don't mind.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Ready, Set, Go! by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Sweden and Germany, proud nations though they may be, are not above having fun and perhaps causing a little mischief in the process.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Germany, Sweden - Complete
My Threstal by Pozagee reviews
Threstals don't cuddle up to you like phoenixes...but they come to remind you you're not alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I Want You by Pozagee reviews
The Second World War has ended, so Switzerland and Lichtenstein are visiting the other Nations, taking stock of their currents states. Only...that includes having to visit Austria... Human and Nation names used. Headcanon: Don't like, don't read. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Denmark in 99 Seconds by ToastTSA reviews
Songfic; Based off of the original song "Harry Potter in 99 Seconds" by Paint, a parody containing Denmark and friends. Lets see how this ends... T just because there's a bit of cursing here and there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Denmark - Complete
The Blog of BOGOF by Geirdriful and Whitlinger reviews
Well... it is nice to see you on my blog. Liechtenstein told me I should create one to improve my socializing skills. Which is nonsense, because I don't have any enemies. I'm neutral. I suppose I should tell you a little about myself...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Switzerland
Walking in the Shadows of Gods by Fading to Black reviews
He didn't know when his obsession with immortality started, but to be great is to be misunderstood and Tom Riddle (turned Voldemort) was a very misunderstood child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
That One Scar by Pozagee reviews
We recieve scars. But giving them...it's far more painful. RusLiet. Characters are 3D and realistic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Narnia: A New Generation by catsrnice reviews
Peter the XIIIIII, Susan the XIUVI, Lucy the IIICXIXMMIXC, and Edmund the POLFJMS, find a magical snowglobe that brings them to narnia
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012
Waiting for the Dawn by Serenswyrd reviews
2012 Secret Santa for thatladyjazz - America arranges a visit to London during the Blitz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Believe in You by Jedhev reviews
Songfic with the song I believe in you by Rumer. Basically Edmund/OC. Goes with a story that isnt out yet. Not many spoilers for it though.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Edmund Pevensie
Content by Azar443 reviews
I have made the right choice, and I am content.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X] - Complete
If This Is Real, Give Me What's Not by MiHnn reviews
They tell her it's not real, but she doesn't believe a word they say.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Let Us Drink by Five Until Class reviews
Being friends with Canada was hard, especially since Japan couldn't keep him away from alcohol.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Canada, Japan - Complete
Potter and Prejudice by lianghwei reviews
POST-WAR LAST YEAR: The Bennets are excited that Ronald Weasley, Number Two from Witch Weekly's Top 30 Most Eligible Bachelors, is coming to Merryton. What would happen, however, if he was also accompanied by Number One?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Harry P., Elizabeth
Afterlife by alisajudd reviews
Hermione is tragically killed in the final battle and finds that there's more to her life after her earthly one.. Between dealing with her own death and that of friends, she has to deal with a next door neighbour she hates who's just as stubborn as she is. So much for heaven...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,699 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grimoire of Darkness by DarkPhoenix101 reviews
Post DH, ignoring epilogue. The Trio return to Hogwarts for the Seventh Year they missed. But hopes of a peaceful last year are dashed when a new evil rises and another prophecy is made. Starts R/Hr and H/G but will end H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pause by kingszey reviews
Lysander Scamander and Lily Potter promised to spend every December eleventh watching the dawn arrive together. But years go by and relationships change, and both know that it's only a matter of time until one of them doesn't turn up. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Lily Luna P., Lysander S. - Complete
The Houseguest by EAdams reviews
Georgiana comes to Netherfield to visit Darcy and meets Elizabeth. They become friends and Elizabeth is invited to be Georgiana's houseguest - unbeknownst to Darcy - and the fun begins. It is fairly canon character-wise, but has a completely different plot line. This story is now published on Amazon! Search: The Houseguest by Elizabeth Adams First 3 chapters are here.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,291 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Just The Worst Dark Island Fanfic Ever by LucyCrewe11 reviews
On board the dawn treader nightmares abound, fanfictions get muddled, and a girl named Mary-sue just wants to sing about it! Or about anything, really. Meanwhile, Edmund is having AU delusions and driving Lucy crazy, Peter is forced to guest star, and randomness ensues. In short, the title says it all! No actual, seriously-meant pairings, just a one-shot spoof
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Hell and the Toad by glue and tar reviews
Harry Potter stares into the face of hell. Marriage law parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Join a Circus by Monkey Ruler
And when he does, he gets a little more than he's bargained for. But that's not to say it isn't fun regardless.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
I loved her first by Teriyaki Teriyaki reviews
A short drabble about Pingo and his feelings for Helena. PingoxHelena because we need variety XD
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
The Curse of Kesha by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
Mycroft wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. So does everyone else. Almost song-fic; crack. No slash, just crack and a Kesha parody. Rated T for safety. Possibly the longest fic I've written in a while. One-shot. Feel free to sing along.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Dolores Met Sally by SlytherinRiter
Just a silly little one-shot that I thought up a while ago, then forgot. Pure hilarity, don't try and make this anything serious. You will fail. Rated for swearing. Nothing like the movie 'When Harry Met Sally'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freakishly OC Everybody by Jace22 reviews
A parody that looks somewhat like Harry Potter's 6th year. Contains utter stupidity, insanity, crazy and warped plots, mama'sboyDraco hmmm IC?, omghomophobe!Ron, hated Marysue, damn sexy Malfoys, and more. HarryDraco slash abounds xD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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A Bird in a Gilded Cage reviews
There was a young lady named Miss Anne de Bourgh, who lived in the grandest of houses, one where her every whim was indulged and nothing was wanting; yet one day, Anne realised she was lacking, greatly lacking, in happiness. It was in pursuit of this happiness that she found it and more. This is that story.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Anne de B.
The Man Who Isn't There reviews
After hearing the news of the train-wreck, Susan sits and thinks of Narnia and her family. Was Narnia just a silly game and Aslan an invention of her childhood mind? What is the point of a 'fun' life if the fun in it is empty and meaningless, no fun at all? Songfic. The Man Who Isn't There-by Oren Lavie.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Aslan, Susan Pevensie - Complete
MarySue's Fabulously Perfect Adventures in Narnia reviews
Mary-Sue SparkleHeart PrettyStar otherwise known as Fish wakes up in Narnia without any memory of how she got there except she knows something very tragic and dramatic happened. Found by Ed and Peter, will she find true lurv? NO SLASH, peeps, cos everybody loves Mary-Sue!read and review plz!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
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