Author has written 18 stories for Labyrinth, Inuyasha, Lord of the Rings, Movie X-overs, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, Thor, and Misc. Movies.
Oh my...I haven't updated this not in years...my muse is still a drunken monkey, so I'll just blame the vodka and get on with things...
This is my fanfiction. Don't read it. I know you want to, but its bad for you...seriously unhealthy...several people have had psychotic episodes...one person claimed it tried to eat him...
(Muwahahahaha! The fools! Now they're sure to read it!...was that out loud?...no, no, of course not...after all, only cRaZy people talk to themselves...O_o...)
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for any hypertension, cerosis, pregnancy, and/or lunacy that might result from the sampling, skimming and/or perusing of the following fanfiction...read it at your own risk!
Heh, as per request of one Spirit HellFire, I am popping in to let everyone know that I am indeed alive and well, and have not suffered any horrible fate involving pudding. Neither have I given up on finishing my fics - its just that Life has been riding me like a show pony (saddle, bit and all) lately, and writing has drifted to the back burner for the time being.
Make no mistake! I WILL finish them, if its the last thing I do. Never fear, hope lives! (Its just sort of comatosed at the moment)
"An Offer She Can't Refuse" is still on hold. I dropped my inspiration for that fic somewhere in the junkdrawer of my mind, and it will take some time to sort through the buttons, twine, butterscotch candies and assorted pieces of scrap metal to find it... All things come to those who wait: It shall be updated someday...:shuffles away innocently:
Fallen Star was removed by administration because it was apparently "too explicit"... I disagree, but I'm apparently overruled. So I will upload a 'censor-friendly' version here. However the full effect of the story I'm trying to tell is not communicated, and I have a feeling that will become increasingly true over time, so if you are old enough, I'd recommend reading the full version.
To read the original, uncensored (better) version of "Fallen Star",
Holy drunken monkey, it has been over a year since I updated this. I cannot figure out where the time went... damn nursing school is like trying to eat ice cream with chopsticks with both legs in traction. Figure that one out - at this rate, it might take you until my next update to do it.
Anyway, I have fallen head-first into the Avengers fandom - okay, mostly Thor - okay, mostly Loki. Don't look at me like that. As such, I am currently working, however slowly, on a couple of Loki/Jane fics that have arrested my imagination. Plus, I believe I may have started a new trend - creating fanfics based on fanart; isn't it usually the other way around? I've done it twice now, with a third on the way. Have I created a monster? Because that would be awesome.
The lovely Loki fanart that inspired the oneshot "Soul on Fire" can be found here:
I am also still working on Fallen Star, as well as a couple of Snape/Granger stories that I started years ago and never finished - they're either going to be completely brilliant, or give people whiplash. You were warned.
And at the risk of being perfectly honest, I've actually, miraculously, possibly catastrophically, given some thought for the first time in over a decade to An Offer She Can't Refuse. I despise abandoned fics; I will finish it. Eventually. Unless I die of old age first. Hey, it happens.
So yes, the evil, twenty-foot boa constrictor that is nursing school (boa constrictors eat [drunken] monkeys, in case you were wondering - I looked it up) will very soon meet the meticulously sharpened machete of graduation day, and once I am gamefully employed again, I will be writing like a fiend!
Prepare yourself, world. It's going to get wild.
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