Author has written 24 stories for Labyrinth, Inuyasha, Lord of the Rings, Movie X-overs, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, Thor, and Misc. Movies.
I am Born-of-Elven-Blood - it is a name, and a state of being. My muse is a drunken monkey that, when not churning out plot bunnies, sits on my shoulder and whispers dirty limericks in my ear.
This is my fan fiction. Don't read it. I know you want to, but its bad for you...seriously unhealthy...several people have had psychotic episodes...one person claimed it tried to eat him...
(Muwahahahaha! The fools! Now they're sure to read it!...was that out loud?...no, no, of course not...after all, only CRAZY people talk to themselves...)
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for any hypertension, cirrhosis, dementia, hemorrhage, neuralgia, pregnancy, and/or lunacy that might result from the reading, skimming and/or general perusing of the following fanfiction... Read it at your own risk!
Heh, as per request of one Spirit HellFire, I am popping in to let everyone know that I am indeed alive and well, and have not suffered any horrible fate involving pudding. So if its been a while since I've updated, fear not; the muse is not dead yet, just passed out in a corner with an empty vodka bottle in each hand. I will kick him awake as soon as I get a free moment, and we'll be back on the job!
"An Offer She Can't Refuse" is still on hold. I dropped my inspiration for that fic somewhere in the junkdrawer of my mind, and it will take some time to sort through the buttons, twine, butterscotch candies and assorted pieces of scrap metal to find it... All things come to those who wait: It shall be updated someday...:shuffles away innocently:
"Fallen Star" was removed for being "too explicit" (boooo!). You can find it in its new home on the AdultFanFiction Archive
My stories on AdultFanFiction Archive:
Stories/chapters I have co-authored (warning - mature content)
Abducting Ashley - Extended Edition (Mass Effect)
Several of my stories were inspired by fanart (Isn't it usually the other way around? Call me a rebel):
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