Author has written 4 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.
Heyo :D The name's EpcPanda, Panda or Danii, you can call me what you want. I'm a huge transformers dork, my favorite autobot is Bumblebee. I'm a scatter-brained girl with a wild imagination. I have long (like really long) light-ish brown hair with a red fringe over my right eye. I have light brown eyes with a slight green-ish tint. I'm just starting high school, yay me... Anyway, I love to read, write and blog. I love music, my normal get-up is a black skirt, electric blue and black tights, lace-up black boots and tee-shirts with pandas on them. I really love music, mainly punk-rock.
My favorite bands are: RED, Black Veil Brides, Thousand Foot Krutch, Trading Yesterday, Yellowday, Of Mice and Men, Linkin Park, things like that :D
I'm quite friendly if you get to know me, but most of the time I sit alone and read. I'm a soccer player and a runner. I'm a terrible dancer but I like to sing.
My favorite transformers are: Bumblebee, Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Blurr, Sunstreaker and Arcee. I also like my OC Recon. He's in my Transformers: Destiny Blade story.
I also like TMNT, mainly Leo. I'm one of those people who like it when bad things happen to their favorite character. Don't know why, but I still do. Sad scenes in movies and shows don't bug me, it's the sad music that gets to me. I have a fear of loud noises.
Time for my name!
D: Makes people laugh (So true)
A: Hot (Dunno, never been called "hot" before)
N: Can kick the shit out of you (Aha lol! That's so true!)
I: Loves to smile and laugh (Pretty much)
E: Has gorgeous eyes (Dunno, never really mattered)
L: Smile to die for (True dat)
L: Smile to die for (I have two smiles to die for ;P)
E: Has gorgeous eyes (Now I have two gorgeous eyes XD)
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear i wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people. I do all four...
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Glitterthorn, PinkFuzzBall, Eien no Akumu, COOKIEMONSTER0077, Angel.of.Guilt, Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail, Blueninjamanga22, EpcPanda
S.C.H.O.O.L = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
Anyway, READ MY STORIES!
Transformers: Destiny Blade (ON HOLD
Transformers HIYRA (How Important You Really Are)
Transformers Prime POST: Welcome Back (DISCONTINUED)
Transformers Prime: Promise of a Lifetime
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..
-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its bumblebee.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better than pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You want to get an Transformer tattoo..
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly an F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You own every DVD, VHS, disk of TF.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You then pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You want to get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blur………… and succeed
-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You start comparing real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You play Prowl vs. Barricade instead of Good cop vs. Bad cop.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You bought the DVD’s the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times. (For me its like 70)
-You read this entire list
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...
If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...
If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...
If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...
If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...
...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...
...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.
If you call humans "squishies" copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07, '09 or '11 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you think Transformers is the BEST THING since freedom of speech(scratch that...since BREATHING), copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list, Firefly95, JasiaVoorhees, autobot leader 101, Lexi2luv, Shizuka Taiyou, and ME...JESUS LUVS EVERYONE!! Sounddrive, CaMaRoFaN14, JustMakeLeftTurns, Galaxywarriess1234, Move-2-da-beat-femme, LamboTwinsGirl, EpcPanda
Toughest and most well armed of them all, you will not be forgotten, since we cannot forget what you cannot forgive. Your death crushed the hearts of millions, and you will always, truly, be one of the greatest Autobots of all time. A true hero.
Rest in Peace Ironhide.
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Proud to be an Autobot!
If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. AUTOBOTS!
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07 or '09 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.
If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile!
If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!
If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
A TransFan Interview:
1. Who is your favorite Transformer?
BUMBLEBEE!!!!!! (TFP or Bayverse, I like G1 too, but TFP is my fave.)
2. What would you do if you met your favorite Transformer?
Honestly, I would be like sqeal and hug his leg then demand he take me for a ride.
3. What would your favorite Transformer do if s/he met you?
Look baffled, like What the frag?then take me for a ride
4. What music does s/he listen to?
No clue... he seems to just suffle through randomly.
5. Do you have an OC?
Yes, lost count, every person in my Destiny Blade story is an OC. My main one at the moment would be from my Promise of a Lifetime story.
6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Transformer?
Be best of friends and eventually fall in love. (POAL)
7. Who is your favorite Autobot?
Like I said, BUMBLEBEE
8. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?
Hmmm... Hanging upside down from the ceiling?
9. Who is your favorite Decepticon?
Hmmm... Maybe Knockout from TFP?
10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?
For Knockout...Letting someone scratch and ruin his paintjob...WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
11. What would your favorite Autobot and Decepticon do if they met each other?
Have a streetrace. That or battle it out.
12. Who is your least favorite Autobot?
Sentinel Prime. I HATE THAT GUY!!! JUST RAGING THINKING BOUT HOW HE ALMOST SHOT MY BEE AND KILLED IRONHIDE!!!!
13. Who is your least favorite Decepticon?
14. If you could marry your favorite Transformer, how many kids would you have?
What kind of question is that?
15. What is your favorite Transformers pairing?
Umm... Urg... Gotta say either Arcee/Bee (TFP) or Prowl/Bee (TFA)
16. Have you ever called a Transformer hot?
Guilty as charged
17. If you could transform into a car, what would it be?
Umm... Gotta say a motorcycle, Or something so I could have doorwings.
18. Who's your favorite female Autobot?
Arcee coz she can kick TOTAL ASS!!
19. What side would you join?
Autobots. Hands down.
Favorite Transformers quotes:
Epps: "Why do the Decepticons always get the good shit?"- Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
Optimus Prime: "You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves. From here, the fight will be your own."- Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
Optimus Prime: "In any war, there are calms between storms. There will be days when we lose faith. Days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come, that we forsake this planet, and its people."- Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Lennox: "I need you to pull 'em hard. Not now, we're on the plane, dumbass!" - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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