MarchHatter
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Joined 05-16-12, id: 4008525, Profile Updated: 06-07-14
Author has written 12 stories for Glee, and Supernatural.

Hi, Im MarchHatter!

I love to write, although I don't update often because I'm a lazy fuck.

I like Glee, Harry Potter and Alice in Wonderland.

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He's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the Bleachers by K8Malloy reviews
A/U: The best way to make new friends is extra-curriculars. Walking in to McKinley's gym one blistering hot August morning, sophomore Blaine Anderson couldn't have known how much he'd learn about himself, about life, and about love from Cheerio Co-Captain Kurt Hummel. Will they be able to keep their attraction contained long enough to win a National Championship?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,079 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Competition by Gingerkid2010 reviews
In Kurt's dream, he watches the way Blaine and Sebastian's eyes roam each others body. It doesn't sicken him the way it usually does when Sebastian stares at his boyfriend. This time..It turns him on. Kurt talks Blaine into a threesome. This turned into somewhere to dump all of our smutty ideas. Slowly turned into a story about Kurt, Blaine, Sebastian and an original character
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,559 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Our Place in the World by khal-blaine reviews
* Sequel to "Made for Each Other" * - The experiences of Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel, a newly bonded Dom/sub pair, as they struggle to adapt to their roles, keep their promises to each other, and find their place in the world. Klaine AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 171,055 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7884 - Favs: 8,522 - Follows: 7,863 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 12185 - Favs: 12,378 - Follows: 10,248 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Undress My Mind by fiery-charlatan reviews
For the Kurtbastian Halloween Week. Kurt is in for a trick and a treat this Halloween when he stumbles upon a gorgeous costume that just seems to draw him in. And what is up with that strange boy in the costume shop? Why does he star in Kurt's most recent fantasies?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Teach Me, Touch Me by BrittanyChayanne reviews
GKM Prompt. Blaine Anderson is the new teacher at McKinley High. He didn't expect much to come from the job but a paycheck, until he saw student named Kurt Hummel. Dom!Blaine, sub!Kurt, NOT a D/s universe. INCOMPLETE, HAS BEEN ORPHANED.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Malfoy: Unknown by MzMalfoy reviews
When our 3 heroes are captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, the only way Harry and Ron can escape Voldemort is to abandon Hermione... her rescue comes from an unexpected savior. A Dramione fanfic. Follows canon up until they're captured by the Snatchers in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,320 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Jo Lupin After Dark reviews
They play Truth or Dare. They win. Rated M for Santana's notorious dares.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Once Upon a Football Game by blaine-alicious reviews
Kurt's at the Superbowl with Finn when the lights go out- cue mysterious stranger.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nobody's Princess by foranotherworld reviews
After an incident in halls of McKinley High and some stupid words from Noah Puckerman, Kurt makes it very clear to Blaine that he's nobody's princess.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,224 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Never Talked About! by MockingjayWolf reviews
Watch the never-before-seen footage of the years of Games that were never aired, from Gamemakers' mistakes to blood-thirsty chicken mutts to the infamous 'Twelve-Second Games! Generously sponsered by Cutting Edge Razors and Liquid Skyliner, not to mention Caesar Flickerman's own Smile Away! Capitol TV presents...The Late Dinner Show Special with Caesar Flickerman!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Caesar F., Other tributes
Plug N' Play by flipmeforward reviews
Kurt and Sebastian have sex. That's it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Home is Not Always Where the Heart is by invisiblegrey reviews
A blizzard leaves the boys at Dalton unable to return home for Christmas. Most are not happy about this situation, but one boy seems unfazed by it. When confronted, he ends up learning a little more about the people he lives with - and himself. ONESHOT. Warnings: Sexual content, boyxboy, strong language. I suck at summaries.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Of Wine And Coffee by fanficloverme96 reviews
With his recent breakup with Blaine, Sebastian's taunts were the last things Kurt really needed. So when Sebastian's life took an unexpected turn and he became a temporary resident of the Hudmel residence,Kurt realizes that comfort comes in strange ways. Warning for heavy molestation and attempted rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,223 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Foursome by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
Ignore the crummy title. Story is waay better. It's a foursome between Finn/Puck/Kurt/Blaine so if you don't like that just skip it. NOT A ONESHOT! Rated M!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Night and Days of Kurt by GleekShip reviews
Kurt gives into temptation one night and this leads into a whole string of events. Kurt/Sam/Puck This was posted a few months back, but was deleted. I got a lot of requests to bring it back, so I revised and it's brought back. This is also my first story that I wrote, so it's not the best.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 68,217 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Somebody Told Me by justcloseyoureyes24 reviews
He was getting up to accept the invitation to dance from Todd—or was it Tim—when something caught his attention. Someone just arriving to the bar. Someone he hadn't seen before. The boy was gorgeous. Pale skin, eyes that shone brighter than stars, jeans that looked painted on. Basically, exactly the kinda of guy Sebastian was in the mood for on that particular night.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
Every Word Counts by ya-they-were-all-yellow reviews
Just my little attempt at a series of one-shots using a word generator. Mostly about Klaine but possibly a few others. Promts gladly accepted. Rated T to be safe!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Bright Lights at Night by nikkithedead reviews
AU. After a broken-down Kurt Hummel drops out of NYU, he moves in with his new boyfriend Blaine, hoping to start over. But when Blaine can't get the rent money Kurt finds himself selling the only thing he has left—himself.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,314 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Exchanging Hearts by StarGleekLover reviews
When Kurt had signed up for Dalton's exchange programme, he had thought he would have gotten a normal, polite French student whom he could get along with for six weeks. Instead, he got Sebastian Smythe, who just won't stop trying to get into his pants. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
What Happens in Bulgaria by eevilalice reviews
While on holiday in Bulgaria with his largely MIA parents, Draco is surprised with a belated birthday present courtesy of his father. A VERY special, forbidden birthday present.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,462 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Before you met me by ElloDoctor reviews
The student raised his eyebrow at Kurt but held out his hand. "Sebastian Smythe," Feeling slightly apprehensive, Kurt shook it. "Kurt Hummel" AU: What if Kurt had met Sebastian instead of Blaine when he went to spy on the Warblers?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,815 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Long Overdue by Zavocado reviews
Ever since Blaine met Santana Lopez during their freshman year, she's been determined to make his sex life outrageous. There's just one problem: she's completely obliviously to who his perfect guy is. At least until now. AU, future!fic. Heavy on the smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,634 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sexts too Hot to Erase by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Sebastian's boredom leads to some interesting texting conversations while pretending to be Blaine. Who knew Hummel would be so...hot? And when Kurt finds out who it is, he can't seem to stop.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Creatures of the Night by rebeccaofsbfarm reviews
Sam surprises Freddie with a showing of RHPS for his birthday, even though he hates surprises. Too bad it's not the only surprising event of the night. Then again, all's well that ends in handcuffs. Lemon.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Dalton Prison Study by lovetheblazer reviews
Kurt and Blaine are strangers in need of some quick cash when they both sign up for two week research study on prison life. Blaine's assigned to be a guard and Kurt is his prisoner. Can they find love and each other in such a hopeless place? AU Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,275 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love to Hate You by Nerdywithoutacause reviews
Kurt hates Sebastian. Sebastian hate Kurt. Sex is had.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Burn by amarx17 reviews
Sequel to 'Sting; gkm prompt fill: Sebastian likes challenges, always has and always will. Kurt Hummel is a challenge. In the words of Barney Stinson: challenge accepted. Kurbastian, rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Auto Shop Sex by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Sebastian's sudden stop in the Lima autoshop gets a lot more interesting when a cute mechanic bends over in front of him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Whole New World by Zavocado reviews
Blaine's thirteen when "things" start changing and problems arise. It doesn't help that his sister, Rachel, always seems to walk in at the most inopportune moments. Eventual Klaine relationship. Masturbation, smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Blaine A., Rachel B. - Complete
Kurt Does Kiwi by subitodolcediva reviews
Kurt sings a rather risque song for Glee Club, inadvertently causing the club members to fantasize about him in...compromising positions. Kurt/Others Fantasy only but Klaine all the way. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme. Oh yes, this is gonna be good.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'm A Slave For You by jehszs reviews
The world is now a dark place and Hermione is no stranger to loss and pain. But when she's called for slave duty by the Malfoy family she'll discover there's more ways to be tortured than with a wand...could love just become the greatest torment? HG/DM. Warning: non-consensual sexual themes, abuse themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,519 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pet by Egyptian Scorpion reviews
Akito "invites" Tohru to the main house.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
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Ink Stained Tears reviews
Dean is in Hell, Cas is in Heaven and Sam is on earth. Can they all keep up hope when they've lost all they hoped for? Just a short little ficlet.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dark Wonderland reviews
Kurt did't know what was happening when he followed a strange boy, with a mischievous grin down a rabbit hole, but he did know that nothing had been the same since. IN a land where everything is what it isn't and isn't what it is, Kurt must keep his bearings and play the game right, or the price of losing might be higher than he ever thought. Klaine pair. T for safety. Some OCs
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Vanity reviews
Apartments, and tuition in New York is steep, and since Kurt's dad died of a heart attack, Kurt has been working at a nightclub called Vanity to pay for them. T for violence and adult themes. Just to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
It's Going to Work Out
Kurt and Blaine were growing apart. First they started to stop texting every morning, then they stopped texting all together. Written back in season 3, found in my computer archive today.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Rachel B., Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The X-Cat
Kitty Pryde is the cat embodiment of the X-Men
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Your Name Tastes Like Spearmint
Ever since Blaine Anderson had met Kurt Hummel on their third day of Year One, he had caught Kurt repeating his name many times, and it was starting to spark his curiosity.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Your Kisses Taste Like Fireworks
Or, In Which Kurt is Woefully Undereducated About Lollies and Blaine Sets out to Rectify This.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kittens for Kurt reviews
Blaine like kitties, but he's worried about how Kurt will react. Just a little fluffy drabble
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Is It Better, Not to Expect Anything?
The story follows Blaine, the apprentice of a blacksmith on his pursuit of happiness, and the incredibly beautiful Kurt. In this world of great expectations, Blaine asks himself, is it better, not to expect anything?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Double Trouble reviews
AU in which Sebastian had a (fraternal) twin sister called Rosa. Just a bunch of circumstances now, but it may evolve into a story.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sebastian S.
You Seem Observant Today reviews
I set myself a ten minute writing challenge and this is what came of it. Kurt is in maths and he just cant keep his eyes off Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rachel Loves Drabbles! reviews
A drabble on all the thing Rachel loves about Quinn. Set in Rachel's last year at NYADA. This is my terrible attempt at writing Fluff Faberry
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete