Born a Slytherin
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Joined 05-17-12, id: 4008942, Profile Updated: 01-03-13
Author has written 4 stories for Wizards of Waverly Place, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, and Princess Protection Program.

I was Born to be a Slytherin and I know it. Slytherin is probably my favorite house I love reading Fanfic based around Slytherin characters especially Draco Love Fics.

Have you ever had someone tell you something really obvious if you have copy and paste this at the on your profile.

Funny Phrases:

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved the World's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

Put the CHOCOLATE in the bag and no one gets hurt.

Never take life seriously.Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody,but why take a chance.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death; what's it gonna do, kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three. And then, turn off the GPS and turn left.)

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? *suspicious look in the mirror*

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

The girl you just called fat... she's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly... she spends hours putting on makeup, hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped... he is abused enough at home..

That guy you just made fun of for crying... his mother is dying.

*Post this if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t re-post this, but I'm sure the people with a heart and a backbone will.

Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

If you think that Women are equals to men, copy and paste this on your profile.


This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Pointless to invent then)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (What else would it contain)

3. Candle: Warning, A burning candle is fire (Duh)

4. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Who's tried that)

5. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (Strange Warning they must have had problems before)

6. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Ice Cream topping? Really?)

7. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (They're sleeping pills)

8. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (And i buy a puzzle expecting it to be put together, not)

If You/If You've

If you’ve ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

Human Stupidity 2

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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The Dursley Witch by Vaneria Potter reviews
We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 109 - Words: 421,117 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/17/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
The Dark One by Dragonknight1990
Trinity Jones's first year at Hogwarts was full of misadventures that often landed her in trouble, and not always the sort of trouble she could talk her way out of. This is the start of her second year at Hogwarts. She has just learned the truth about her mother, and has to face the consequences. Sequel to Darkness Rising.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,531 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - OC
Trinity Riddle and The Black Lake Dorms by xxz0eyxx reviews
Sequel to 'Trinity Riddle and The Pureblood Mate'. Trinity is back for her last year at Hogwarts. How will she cope this year with two possible stalkers, a Promise Ceremony and an irresistibly, alluring Mate? Will she survive one week work experience with Professor Trelawney? What of her visions from last year? What adventures and dangers will she endure in her final year? ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,404 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - [Draco M., OC]
I'm not what you expect by Agsoh reviews
The first time Draco met Astoria she humiliated him in front of the whole of Slytherin House, not to mention she was two years below him. He was going to get his revenge, but Astoria was too smart, and Draco wasn't used to this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,817 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Life of a Pureblood (Year 2) by morganna12 reviews
Having the Chamber of Secrets open isn't nearly as horrifying for the pureblood Slytherins as it is for the Mudbloods, but that certainly doesn't mean they're having an uneventful year. The second book in my series, based on Hermione's life as a pureblooded Slytherin, with Draco, Pansy and Blaise at her side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,710 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Youngest Deatheater by RisingErin reviews
Hi my names Mary, Mary Malfoy the best.See when I was 14 my life froze, technically I'm 18 but a spell went wrong so I'm 14 forever!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012
The Fate's Illusion by Not Enough Answers reviews
Sequel to "Dancing With Time". She had managed to assemble the pieces of her life into what appeared to be a pleasant pattern. But she, of all people, should have known that appearances are very rarely trustworthy...Tom Riddle/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,710 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Of Ink and Steel: A Draco Malfoy love story by Ginevra Potted Plants reviews
Draco Malfoy OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,471 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Draco M., OC
Who am I? by RisingErin reviews
I am two people a wolf and a wizard Being rewritten
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Blaise Z.
Coincidence by RisingErin reviews
Werewolves and Vampires have been enemies since the dawn of time but this is all about to change. Two girls one werewolve and one vampire join Cherub and kill the enemies of their parents. Being rewritten
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012
If Only by Friends4ever55 reviews
A happy story of a family of 9 together and happy...but when a deathly illness passes though, whats to do? Then an unexpected...unwanted visitor...Whatever it Takes sequel! Review! I don't own Wizards of Waverly Place!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,520 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Alex R., Mason - Complete
Guardian Angel by SparklieeFairy reviews
When Morgan and Christina have an accident, and Tony and Jessie are both left as guardians, will they be able to work together? Win the court case to becoming legal guardians? And find new jobs to carry on living in new york, or will they have to move? Somewhere cheaper?
Jessie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Jessie P., Tony - Complete
Will We Find A Home, Justin? by Im a Skyscraper reviews
12 year old Alex and 15 year old Justin Russo, have been homeless since Alex was 9 and Justin was 12. Alex rarely shows her emotions and acts like she doesn't have a heart. They end up going to Hogwarts. Will they stay together or go different ways? Alex/Harry near middle and Alex/Draco at the beginning.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 79 - Words: 115,568 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Severus S., Alex R. - Complete
itake a vacation by Bori-Seddieforever reviews
not good at summaries but the icarly gang take a vacation to florida for the summer and visit different places and seddie along the way. better then it sounds so please read! rated T for little cursing
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,676 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Dark Romance (Under Construction) by CoastalDreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy and OC...Not sure how this is going to turn out, but I hope you enjoy:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., OC
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Victorious on Waverly Place by MissHoranStyles reviews
First story Tori is Alex's cousin and they come over to visit what happens when Andre hears Alex sing and learnes about the Russo's secret.Also Justin likes Jade will he leave the doors open for Bori what about Alason don't forget to Review.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Victorious - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alex R., Tori V.
iWanna be your friend by CraziiChicaa0909 reviews
Simple. Sam and Alex end up meeting and becoming friends, but then Carly gets jealous and wants Sam to hang out with her more. Will they get back as friends? Or will they go seperate ways? Suggestions and ideas always welcome. Small bit of Alex/Freddy.
Crossover - iCarly & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sam P., Alex R.
What the Sorting Hat Said by Bittersweet x reviews
Exactly what did that faithful old Sorting Hat say to everyone? *Complete.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
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Daughter of Valentine
The Future of the Shadowhunter world is in the hands of Valentine's Daughter Nadezda. Can Jace persuade her that she does actually care before its too late. Takes place after The City of Glass. Rated T for Swearing but mostly just to be safe.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 847 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Jace W.
14 Years of Lies reviews
Alex Russo finds out she is not who she thought she was for 14 years of her life but what if her real life gets turned upside down...
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Princess Protection Program - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Alex R., General Kane
A Different Kind of Magic reviews
What happens when a group of Muggle school kids come across platform 9 by accident, arrive at Hogwarts and Tiega finds maybe she does belong among witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Albus D.
A True Slytherin reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Draco M., Voldemort