Insp Exstead
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Joined 05-17-12, id: 4008970, Profile Updated: 01-26-16
Author has written 1 story for Closer.

Hey, hey! my name's Airen Jane, but please feel free to call me A.J.! (I actually prefer it.) Anyway, I started writing fanfiction in 2006 on my livejournal account (my username was faucetface). I mostly wrote FOL & Three's Company fanfiction, but you would find the occasional Gilmore Girls & sometimes even . Finally in 2012 I ditched LJ and came over to ff.net! When I first started publishing here, FOL was still my first priority (I just had a wider variety). In January 2014 I deleted ALL my previous fics for a fresh start. So that would be why there isn't much here at the moment. Since I came to ff.net I've went by the penname "Insp Exstead" which is actually Inspector Jinny Exstead, which is a character played by my favorite actress, Nancy McKeon, in the show The Division. inspexstead is my username on pretty much everything.

In other news, I am a caffeine-fueled retail worker that really enjoys writing in my spare time. I focus mostly on fanfiction, but every once in a while I take a crack at poetry. I do not claim to be a fantastic writer; it is simply something I do to relieve stress, when I'm bored, feel creative ect... Other than that, I also enjoy graphic designing when the creative juices get flowing. I love making banners & icons, but I also gif on occasion!

Some of my favorite things include wine, coffee, shopping, old sitcoms, boots of all kinds, road trips, writing, makeup, horror films, reading, & going out wit my friends.

My birthday is February 24th and I'm a Pisces.

My personality type (MBI) is INFP.

I've been a Nancy McKeon fan for 12 years.

I love showtunes

I'm seriously some sort of weird mix between Jo Polniaczek & Blair Warner. If they had a love child, it would be me.

I'm a bit of a wino.

Not to be cliche, but the lyrics "darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream" fits me perfectly.

I love history & watching documentaries.

My hogwarts house would be Slytherin all the way! (I have a pottermore account that I never use, I'm AccioLight110)

My twitter: @inspexstead My Instagram: @inspexstead

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Mistletoe Matchmakers by I. M. Frelling-Wonko reviews
Nat and Tootie decide to play matchmaker.
Facts of Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Blair W., Jo P.] Natalie G., Tootie R. - Complete
Survivors (Book 1) by KanucksPen reviews
Why would Blair, of all people, want to be on Survivor? What would happen if she were? Jo/Blair present day/age femslash, but it delves back to the end of the original series as well. Now complete. Watch for Book 2, coming soon!
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,129 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Blair W., Jo P.] Natalie G., Tootie R. - Complete
Love Bytes by Gin Rickey reviews
Inspired by the episode "Love at First Byte". Natalie signs Jo and Blair up for a computer dating service, and everyone is surprised when the computer matches them with each other. But what do they think about this match? Thanks for reading! All feedback a welcome and appreciated!
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Blair W., Jo P., Natalie G., Tootie R. - Complete
Just Like Jazz by LisaDouglas reviews
Young Fiona's new husband isn't what he seems. AU set in 1984/Faxeman.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 3/31/2014
With Every Beat of my Heart by joblair80 reviews
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters, the show or anything related to the show. Any names used in this are made up any similarities are purely coincidental. THIS IS FEMSLASH. Female/Female romance. Thank you for reading. Jo and Blair have growing feelings for one another, but will they be able to tell each other before graduating and going their separate ways?
Facts of Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015
Fiona x Axeman by elsamoons reviews
This is a one-shot fic about Fiona and The Axeman which is basically supposed to be a "deleted scene" from Episode 11 of Coven. I wrote it so that it would fit in with the show, and be true to the characters as they were originally presented to us.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Fiona G., Axeman - Complete
Twists of Fate by hollyhwrites reviews
I have taken the timeline of the original show & picked it up & dropped it about 10 years in the future where the show would end in 2000 instead. The story starts with Rick's proposal to Jo. What would you do if you found out the world as you knew it was gone & you had to start all over again alone? Please join me to find out how our dark haired heroine does it. Chapter 13 now up!
Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,778 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Blair W., Jo P.] Natalie G., Tootie R.
Blue Water by tanya-arianneNL reviews
What if just before Major Crimes acquires a potentially deadly case, someone else ends up in a deep coma? what if said person is a formerly hated FID captain? Will the department of Major Crimes and one member in particular finally realize how much they've become to rely on Sharon Raydor? And will she wake up in time to tell them what she has witnessed?
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,917 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor - Complete
The Riddler's Riddle by krazysmiles reviews
Riddler likes girl. Riddler kidnaps girl. RiddlerXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,803 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
dreaming of a black christmas by ScaryElwes reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Specs and Tucker are just trying to have a normal, festive evening. Or, at least Specs is.
Insidious, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Specs, Tucker - Complete
Bear Mauls Ninja by AMKelley reviews
Tucker and Specs go back to Elise's house for some closure. There's some feels, a debate on whether bear kills ninja or not, and some rather pointless topics to be arguing over.
Insidious, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Specs, Tucker - Complete
A new life by Gladwags reviews
Starling has a new life, but will it last? A new criminal is on the loose and Starling is still plagued by dreams and nightmares of things past and present,will someone help her through the night and day? Sorry I'm so bad at this. Rated T for later chap's
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
No More a Savage Life: Chapter One by lovinghannibal reviews
Immediately follows the events of the movie Hannibal. Clarice is accused of having a relationship with Hannibal and aiding his escape. Haunted by the events of their last meeting, both must come to terms with their feelings. He is certain, but will she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him? Rated M for graphic descriptions & sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Hide and Seek by A Gypsy's Heart reviews
This is my spin on how the Hannibal movie should have turned out. More mind games, more chases, more emotional strain, and of course, more bloodshed... Rated T
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,589 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
No More a Savage Life: Chapter Two by lovinghannibal reviews
Sequel to No More a Savage Life. To what lengths will Hannibal go to protect what is his? When he is forced to defend his new family, will Clarice accept Hannibal's true nature? Rated M for violence and expressive sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 144 - Words: 455,141 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Impossible by catey123 reviews
Brenda lets her career come first, and it causes some big changes. Eventually Brenda/Flynn.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,197 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Brenda L.J., A. Flynn - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Devilish Kurumi reviews
[AU, Romance] Nine years after her uncle's sentencing to life in prison, Jamie Lloyd is ready to face her demons, one at a time. Michael simply waits, unable to name his new emotions or even decipher his dreams. And in the shadows waits a man in black...
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007
1011 23rd Street by Detective Jules
Victims of circumstance, CD and Jinny decide to move in together, helping each other through the struggles and chaos of life. CD-Nate; CD-Jinny friendship; Jinny-Teddy
Division - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,050 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004
The Right Thing reviews
Sometimes doing the right thing isn't always what is easiest.
Closer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor, W. Pope
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