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Hello yes i am a person though sometimes i wish i wasn't like around when school starts
I like Blue
i like Huskys
i love my truck
i love horses
NALU is the only thing i support
and in my world the grass is indeed purple
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If you believe Natsu and Lucy should be in love, copy and paste this to your profile
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
you see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...
if you have ever ran into a door copy and paste this
If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when their done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile
If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.
Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!!!!
Copy and paste this if you've ever wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb.
Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.
If you have fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up then copy and paste this.
IF you have tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it then copy this and paste it on your profile.
Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile
If you ever face planted on anything copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever bumped into a wall copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know you're weird and you're proud of it copy and paste this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see.
99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're sad that there are no crossovers between two of your fave animes/shows etc., copy/paste this on your profile. (Fairy tail and Maximum ride!)
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and foes by name. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and foes, FUCKING BITCHES!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not depressed anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Already has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a cookie."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write an extremely embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass for leaving you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "HONEY, I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
FRIENDS: Tell you how you need to change your profile BEST FRIENDS: Change it for you...Love you girl
Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)!
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you Give her your attention. When she pull's away Pull her back. When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does. When she misses you she's hurting inside. When you break her heart the pain never really goes away. When she says its over she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do
(This is really sweet...)
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.