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Author has written 3 stories for Starship.

1. Turn your iTunes or iPod to shuffle.

2. For each question press next and that’s your answer.

3. Put down that song/answer no matter how silly it is or if it makes no sense with the question

What’s your motto?

Jailhouse Rock (Elvis Presley)

What do your friends think of you?

Getting along (AVPS, Dylan Saunders & Joe Walker)

What do you think about often?

Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come (AVPM, Lauren Lopez & Joe Walker)

What is 2 2?

Fabelhaft, Baby (Sister Act Hamburg)

What do you think about your best friend?

There’s no place like London (Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street, Jonny Depp, Jaime Campbell – Bower)

What do you think about the person you like?

Ohmigod you guys! (Legally blonde the Musical)

What’s your life story?

Guys like Potter (Tyler Brunsman & Joe Moses)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I wanna be a Starship Ranger :DD (Starship, Joey Richter)

What do you think when you see the person you like?

The dynamic duet (Holy Musical B@man, Joe Walker & Nick Lang)

What do your parents think of you?

Status Quo (Starship, Joey Richter)

What will you dance at your wedding?

Harry (AVPM, Jamie Lynn Beatty)

What will they play at your funeral?

So much better … -.- (Legally Blonde – The Musical, Laura Bell Bundy)

What is your hobby/interest?

Me and my dick (Me and My Dick, Joey Richter & Joe Walker) (I just wanted to say I don't have a dick)

What is your biggest secret?

Boy Toy (Little white lie, Lauren Lopez)

What do you think of your friends?

Under attack (Mamma Mia, Lisa Stokke)

What is the worst thing that could happen?

Holy Musical B@man (Holy Musical B@man, Dylan Saunders)

How will you die?

Life (Starship, Joey Richter)

What is the one thing you’ll regret?

Touch – a, touch – a, touch me (Glee Cast Version)

What makes you laugh?

Different as can be (AVPM, Brian Rosenthal & Joe Walker)

What makes you cry?

Ireland!! OMR that is so true!! (Legally Blonde – the Musical Orpheh)

Will you ever get married?

The way I do (Starship, Dylan Saunders, Meredith Stepien, Joey Richter & Denise Donovan)

What scares you the most?

Harry Freakin’ Potter (Space Tour, Joey Richter, Jamie Lynn Beatty & Dylan Saunders)

Does anyone like you?

Get back up (Starship, Lauren Lopez, Dylan Saunders, Julia Albain, Joe Moses & Joe Walker)

If you could go back in time and change one thing what would you change?

The bravest man I ever knew (Ministry of magic)

What hurts the most?

Missing you (AVPM, Darren Criss, Brian Rosenthal & Joe Walker)

What will you post this as?

No way! (AVPS, Darren Criss, Lauren Lopez, Joey Richter & Bonnie Gruesen)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (I do sometimes wear them)

You love jeans. (I love wearing skinny jeans)

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (No it’s actually not …)

You've played with/against boys on a team. (In PE)

Shopping is torture. (Not at all. I love shopping)

Sad movies suck. (No, they don’t but I always start to cry)

You own/owned an X-Box. (Sadly I don’t)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (I’m not even sure if they existed when I was a kid)

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (No. I WANNA BE A STARSHIP RANGER!)

You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.( I do have a DS, but I guess I lost it somewhere in my room)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I hated them)

You watch sports on TV. (No)

Gory movies are cool. (No)

You go to your dad for advice. (I ask him for advice in maths things)

You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I own like no baseball cap)

You like going to high school football games. (We don’t even have a football team at my school)

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (No)

Baggy pants are cool to wear. (I don’t think so, but well)

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (It’s not! It’s great fun actually)

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (My favourite colour is pink)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Yes, I totally do)

Sports are fun. (Depends on which sports they are)

Talk with food in your mouth. (I have to admit I actually do that -.-)

Sleep with your socks on at night. (No)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (I can’t live without lip gloss or chapstick)

You love to shop. (Like I said, I totally do)

You wear eyeliner. (Yup)

You wear the color pink. (I LOVE PINK)

Go to your mom for advice. (Yup)

You consider cheerleading a sport. (I do)

You hate wearing the color black. (No, I don’t)

You like hanging out at the mall. (I totally do)

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Yup)

You like wearing jewellery. (Yup)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (Yup)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Yup)

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I tried to watch it once but I didn’t get it and so I stopped)

You are/were in gymnastics/dance. (Yup)

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Yeah, but I improved my time)

You smile a lot more than you should. (People always ask me why the hell I don’t stop smiling)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I love shoes!)

You care about what you look like. (Yup)

You like wearing dresses when you can. (I love wearing dresses. I just discovered that a while ago)

You like wearing body spray/perfume. (Yup)

You love the movies. (Yup)

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Yup. But now I’m actually kinda afraid of dolls)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (I love doing that)

Like being the star of everything. (I feel bad now cause I kinda have to say yes …)

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you when your confuse. A best friend will act like nothings wrong but use "small words".

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend allready has you on speed dial.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend walk right in and say "I'M HOME.

A good friend will give you a cookie when your down. A best friend will help you plan revenge...

A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A best friend has all ready hidden your keys so neather one of you will find them and will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend will suggest books for you to read. A best friend will tie you down and made you read their favorites.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls your parents by their first name.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...It'll turn up sooner or later."

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend asks nicely for your stuff. A best friend just shouts ‘GIMME!!’

A good friend waits to call you until a reasonable hour. A best friend calls you at 2 in the freaking morning.

A good friends will pick you up when your down. A best friend will push you back down and laugh.

A good friend will let you dance with your boyfriend. A best friend will yell, "No She's Mine!"

A good friend won't let you do stupid things. A best friend won't let you do stupid things alone.

A good friend will take you to buy a pregnancy test. A best friend will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

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Everything Became Clear by Im-just-peachy reviews
She kept looking around, trying to find something to prove to her she was asleep, but then she saw it. A worn, tattered, and burnt copy of "Little Women" sitting a few feet from her. Lauren was reading that on the plane- And then everything came back, hitting her all at once. Team StarKid. Darren/Julia. Walker/Lauren. Joey/Jaime. Brian/Meredith. Co-Authored with Stefanie!
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/13/2012
Miranos by Ink-and-Blink reviews
I had to traverse half the galaxy and threaten to maim and injure many people for their story. The Adventures of Taz and Up. Rated T to M. Enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,456 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Up, Taz
A New Life by my-beautiful-idiot reviews
Laurie Mambat never chose to have her life cut short by cancer, but she'd accepted her fate nonetheless. However, when a man called Junior offers her a spot in the Megagirl intiative, she takes it, desperate to prolong her otherwise-ending life. Laurie trades her sickness for strength, her limitations for power, and her humanity for a new life. A new life as Ultrabeam Megagirl.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,139 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Ultrabeam Megagirl, Junior, OC
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 104 - Words: 655,312 - Reviews: 2909 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
My Journey to Insanity: Tomazine on My Immortal by Tomazine reviews
NARRATOR: Tara Gilesbie's My Immortal, punctuated by pedantic remarks from Tom, who will grow less and less engaging as her sanity shrinks. Update: Oh, God, we went to rehab, it didn't help! At all! One bit! Do you see what this is doing to our psyche? (Image courtesy of Lemi darling.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,466 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - OC
A very StarKid Summer by CharlieTubs reviews
A RL StarKid fan-fic. I do not know Team StarKid, but I love them deeply.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,665 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Why are we so Blind? by DaisyDoodle reviews
Taz gets sick and lets it get out of hand. Thinking she can handle it, she keep it a secret. Up gets a girlfriend and Taz realizes how much she needs him, when he starts to spend more time with the new girl than Taz.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,384 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,222 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Marauders Spell Book by writeonadeserthighway reviews
Its got plural wars, random oranges, black outs, hush puppy flip flops, cushions with their tassels off and the little lord jesus popping by with gangster angels. This is what happens when the marauders write a spell book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Marauders
Tracing Patterns by catiebug26 reviews
What happens when a person from Taz's past shows up right when things were calm? Post Starship. Hope you like it! My first fanfiction that i started a pretty long time ago. i have more than this, so tell me if i should post more or take it down : thanks! Rated T mainly for some words.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Taz, Up
Life Depressing by Starkidtheatregeek reviews
When the girls are in a horrific car crash and Lauren hasn't woken up yet, what will a desperate Joe Walker do to get her back? And what will her conscious unconscious mind make of it?
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
It must've been fate, you big idiota by thegirlwhowaited411 reviews
Taz's entire world has been destroyed, and all that's left is the Ranger who saved her. Can they build it up again? If only she knew how meeting this man would effect her fate and that of the universe... Origin story of Lt. Taz, and her evolving relationship with Up...Eventual Taz/Up. Critiques are welcome, and are loved.Most recent update: Apples and Aftershave
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,763 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Taz, Up
Where We Belong by HopelessWish reviews
I hated the way they left us after Starship, so I made this. It's pretty much what Up and Taz do after Starship, with a little bit of the crew mixed in. Eventually it will be TUp. I redid chapter one, I think it's much better now. Author previously named LyssaKay. Reviews are always welcome. :)
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,240 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Taz, Up - Complete
Human of the Hive by DeadWizardGod reviews
Almost dead from his injuries, Junior is saved by an Outskirter but at a cost; he has been reverted to a baby, with all his memory gone. Re-raised by the Hive under the name Hoo, when the Ranger's return life just gets more and more complicated.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Junior, Roach - Complete
Get Back to Starship by Moonshoes94 reviews
Team Starkid are coming together again, this time to put on Starship 2. Follow them through all the highs and lows of putting on a production and day to day Starkid life. AUTHOR NOTE: THIS IS COMPLETELY FICTION ALL OF THE EVENTS THAT TAKE PLACE ARE FICTIONAL AND THE WAY THE STARKIDS REACT TO THEM ARE ALSO SO, ANY RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN STARKIDS ARE ALSO FICTION. T RATING FOR LANGUAG
Starship - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012
Apocalyptour Madness! by alyssasimone reviews
Team Starkid is preparing for another tour! In my version Darren is there! Disclaimer: I do NOT own Starkid!
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,302 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012
A Fortunate Accident by Moonshoes94 reviews
During rehearsal for HMB a small accident sets into effect a much bigger problem. M for safety and cause I'm paranoid Not the Jonas Brothers kind either Aware this probably should be in Holy Musical B@man section but ?. No smut foreseeable but if it does become included then I will put a warning on both the chapter and in description.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,754 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012
The Mirror of Erised by RedVinesGirl11 reviews
Drabbles on what the Harry Potter Characters see when they look into the Mirror of Erised
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Mirror of Erised
Team SK at Hogwarts by Take a walk off my knife reviews
In an alternate universe Team Starkid are pupils at Hogwarts. Team SK with magic, what the hell can't they do! This is my first fanfiction so sorry if its not that great! VERY FEW HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS, ONLY A COUPLE OF TEACHERS! This is a Team SK fic sorry. Breredith/Laurwalk/Joime.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Starship - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
When Worlds Collide by ravenclawfairy reviews
Draco has finally acquired his rocketship and is on his way to Mars. What will happen when the rocketship crashes into a strange alien planet? What happens when they find another rocketship marked "15-A2"? Starship/AVPM/AVPS Starkid Formerly "AVPMS and Starship"
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Taz, Up
Harry Potter and the Very Potter Sequel by charmed-star11 reviews
The highly anticipated Sequel for my previous story...it's been a long time coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,195 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Here's to Us by starkiddarrenglee reviews
A silly love story I imagined involving the actors in Team StarKid. This is a RPF and nope, I don't really think any of this actually happened! This is just my interpretation of the StarKid's personas and expanded them so the character's aren't partial. That and a touch of what I picture a cute lighthearted college love story could be like and BAM! "Here's to Us" was born! Enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,474 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012
AVMMM: A Very Mega Marauder Musical by HTTYD229 reviews
Ok, Starkids! Here are songs BY Starkid productions set to the Marauders! So, feel free to sing along! Songs included from AVPM/AVPS/AVPSY, Starship, and HMB! I disclaim. Review and Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Marauders
Going Back to Pigfarts by Peaceful Sunrise reviews
A parody of TSK's Going Back to Hogwarts. Follow Draco Malfoy as he and his friends go off to Pigfarts! Rated T for some language. Now with new parodies!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012
I Commentate: From a Distance, by RoxiWright by PyroPotter reviews
So I Commentate on From a Distance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
One Shot! by Ivy-7208 reviews
Random one-shots about everyones favorite superheroes... after Spiderman... Taking prompts for this one! Rated for possible future one-shots.
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012
Tequila Times by Amy Lou Who reviews
Taz and Up fic. Enjoy the lost moments of their relationship. Sweet times, sad times, happy times and, of course, tequila times.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Taz, Up
Love is War Commentary by SpicyTacos reviews
This is my commentary to a horrific, Mary Sue story called Love is War by DecemberSayer. Just a warning, you may loose some brain cells.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Fred W., George W.
Yet Another Harry Potter Movie Parody: The BoH by yoneld reviews
Because all the cool kids are doing it. Includes everyone talking fancy all the time, lots of Umbridge impersonations, and me trying to be as good at parodying as iheartmwpp check out her parodies to the HP movies .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by SenecaCrane'sBeard reviews
A Holy Musical B@man fic. Gotham's Candy Prince of Crime has survived, unbeknownst to Batman and Robin, and he wants revenge.
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,703 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012
I Hate That I Love You by almostlover-hopelessdream reviews
She hates him unfathomable amounts. He's not too crazy about her either. As fate would have it, they're forced together under tragic conditions that she's only just learning how to deal with and that he manages to block out completely. They're two sides of the same coin and in a war against the machines, they will have to learn to trust each other if they're ever going to survive.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Taz, Up
The Chronicles of Lieutenant Taz Lopez: Book One by my-beautiful-idiot reviews
Long ago, Taz was a shy young city girl. Then, everything changed when the robots attacked. Years passed, and soon Taz's life is thrown into a whirlwind of adventure, along with the brave Starship Ranger, Up. Although her potential is promising, Taz has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone. But Up believes Taz can save the world.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Taz, Up
Here To Get The Job Done by Cupcake-Ninja-Platypus reviews
When Taz joins the G.L.E.E, she makes new -and annoying, in some cases- friends, learns how to fight the right way, and even experiences some strange new feelings... Rated T for some bad language. Eventual Taz/Up. Set before Starship. Please R&R :3
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,452 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Taz, Up, February
Summer Just Got Worse by Sapphire Dragon18 reviews
As a surprise to nobody but Harry, Draco will be spending the summer at the Dursleys. And as you all know, they don't exactly get along... NO SLASH. T because PD3's paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Albus Severus Potter, You Are in So Much Trouble! by The May Waters reviews
One-shot. This is the story in which Albus Potter meets his namesakes, Severus feels touched at Harry's kindness, Albus get's James in trouble, Minerva witnesses a loving father in action, Harry acts as a mediator, and Albus Dumbledore has a knowing feeling. Plus, Ginny doesn't know anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Gone With The Wind by our dancing days reviews
In this story, there's no adventure, no dashing hero, but there is love. And maybe that's an adventure in itself. / JPLE, RLSB, MMPP. for the hpfc 'rashamon' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Robot Wars: THE MUSICAL! by theatre4life reviews
In progress, might change after I'm done. What happens when our heroes are accidentally sent back to the time of the Robot Wars? Summary sucks, look inside for a better one. Rated T for cursing.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2012
Wizard's Radio by InLuvwithSB reviews
The Wizarding world loves their radio just ask Molly Weasley, this is a compilation of some of the best songs on the air sung by some familiar characters, we all know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012
Big Girls Don't Cry by Ivy-7208 reviews
Just after Up gets his famous injury. Taz has a lot of thinking to do...
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Taz
A Very Starkid Adventure by Reena Catheryn reviews
Hilarity ensues in this totally awesome story that combines the crapfest of Twilight with four of the five TOTALLY AWESOME Team Starkid productions! AVPM, AVPS, Starship and HMB . Beware this could turn out disastrous… Not sure if I should continue this... let me know . If you are a Team Starkid Addict, this is a MUST read!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2012
Our Story by KYRALxCHRONICALS reviews
The Story of Up and Taz, with my very own spin on it. From the Quincenera to after the musical, read the journey they took together. TUp later on Spayonder and Bugary R&R please!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Taz, Up
Your life with Ron Weasley with my commentary by ineverhadapony reviews
It's the story with the commentary I made while I was bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Ron W., OC
20 Things You Never Knew About Fred and George by DontFeedTheDragon reviews
. . .and the one thing that even they didn't know about themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2012 - George W., Fred W.
Rangers by BrownEyedRose reviews
The story of Taz and Up, from her fateful Quinceañera all the way past the battles of Bug Planet.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Taz, Up
Anything's Possible If You've Got Enough Nerve by JinxAnnWilson reviews
How far would you go, and what risks would you take if half of you was in danger? Only one reasonable pairing, not twincest, just love in a brotherly way. Please, please, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,262 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - George W., Percy W., Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
Marisol by BrownEyedRose reviews
A TUp oneshot I wrote in the early hours of the morning. Enjoy!
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Taz, Up
A Memory of a Kiss by TheGirlInWonderland reviews
If you could relive one memory right before you die, what would it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's Intervention by MissesLovegoodEverdeenBaggins reviews
Why should Harry be at the Room of Requirement at 2:00? *Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, computernerd01, Call Me Maybe, Spongebob, Potter Puppet Pals, AVPM/AVPS, the Duck Song, Mean Girls, or What's New Pussy Cat. I own nothing. Wow. I need to own something...but I own nothing but a bowl of Ramen. Mm, Ramen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
Remember by BrownEyedRose reviews
"Remember that time...?" After Up's famous injury, Taz broke. AU FF, implied TUp. Oneshot
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Taz, Up - Complete
The Magicless Cruciatus Curse by JustSuperMione reviews
Draco Malfoy watches Scarhead, Frizzball and Weasel a lunchtime during HBP. "Hate can be like walking on glass. My hate is like a Magic-less Cruciatus Curse; burning and aching at the soul. It eats away continuously. My hate is directed at the bane of my life... The Magic-less Cruciatus Curse is Dark Lord tame compared to this." But who does Draco hate the most? Cannon D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2008 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Draco M. - Complete
Cas' end by Ink-and-Blink
one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
Attack of the Clichés by NikkoleNikki reviews
Are you tired of seeing the same exact plotline in many different stories? Well, if you are, you have come to the right place. This story mocks the ideas that fans think that it's fun to re-use which is so predictable. Contains: Sues, time-travel, ect...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Marauders, Harry P.
His Sole Secret by Im-just-peachy reviews
Joe Walker is not usually a man of unspoken thoughts or actions, choosing to provide himself with a life of openness he rather tells all than face the burden of 'what-ifs' that usually follow. There is however, one thing he never dare voices, and that my friends, is the meaning behind this drabble. LAURWALK.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter: X Factor 2011 and 2012! by Ciara-Akemi reviews
Welcome to the X Factor 2011! With the Judges Minevra McGonagall, Argus Flich, Dolores Umbridge and Albus Dumbledore and the host Peeves! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,374 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011
The Notebook Of Evil and Treacle by beeabeeon49 reviews
In which Mr Padfoot contemplates killing Snivellus, Mr Prongs likes treacle, Mr Wormtail is obvious and Mr Moony would not like to be included in the summary. He is worried he will seem too silly. This is the notebook of evil... and treacle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Marauders
Little White Lie: Redemption by scifigirl77 reviews
My version of how Starkid's first mini-project Little White Lie should end.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
My Immortal 2 : Revange Of Da Bark Lurd by SweetRosebud reviews
Approved sequel to Tara Gillespie's page turner from the director of My Immortal, the motion picture. My Immortal movie: /watch?v JZzfICfSFTE&list UUh8Cvqumoc-kLgXlbT0MUTw&index 5&feature plcp Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
And they thought she'd never make it by Walker'sLampshade reviews
My version of Taz and Up over the many years that they were together. Very fluffy at points, very violent in others. I hope my version of Taz and Up's relationship fits to your standards...Enjoy: T for both English and Spanish swearing. Taz/Up...Mostly.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 163,851 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Writer's Block by Starkidtheatregeek reviews
Darren can't finish the song he needs to, and ends up in a bad mood because of it, what will the rest of Starkid do to cheer him up and get the song finished? Set during AVPS
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Pafoo, and Mooomy by Sirius'GirlClaws reviews
Harry's first words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Very Awkward Meeting by Comix and Co reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and Cho Chang come across Edward and Bella in the forest? Probably done before but oh well. Rated T for Bella Bashing and because I'm slightly paranoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Edward, Cho C., Bella] Harry P. - Complete
Damn that GLEE by chariots99 reviews
While Chris finds it hilarious, Darren's in for a lifetime of face-palming humiliation when the StarKids are asked to guest-star on Glee. This ain't gonna be pretty...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
jO beKKE meets enoby The Epic Battle for Cannon by iamnotjudge reviews
Two new arrivals at Hogwarts spark a war over the world of Harry Potter. Who will win? The biased Southernor or the demonic goff? Does cannon have a chance for survival? jO bekke at HUgwRts crossover with My Immortal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012
Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight by One Smart Waffle reviews
Contains counter-attacks to reasons why Twilight is better than HP, Twilight bashing jokes, and facts towards HP V. Twilight. I accept flames. Now featuring V.S! I USED TO BE OLLIZLE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and Friends Read My Immortal by InuyashaFanGirl555 reviews
Harry,Ron,Hermione,Draco,McGonagall,Dumbledor,Snape,Sirius,Voldemort, and Dobby read the notorious "My Immortal" by Tara Gilespie. Rated T for language. Be warned: "My Immortal" is so terrible, you might die. Read with caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,420 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011
Dear Tara Glisbie by BookWorm77071 reviews
We've all seen a "Dear FF Writers,", right? Here's a twist: I present to you the first-ever "Letters to Tara". Basically what the title says. T for a bit of lingo. Almost All characters mentioned in My Immortal will be mentioned. Read it if you dare...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011
Dearest Writers, Please Bugger Off by Reena Catheryn reviews
From the nerds who brought you parodies and parodies of Twilight comes... "Dear Writers, Please Bugger Off" a short little drabble about all the things wrong in the Twilight and Harry Potter fanfiction worlds... ACTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011
30 ways to make Snape angry by Padfoot Moony and Prongs reviews
How to make Snape mad. If you have watched the Potter Puppet Pals, this would make more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Humor in the Form of the Marauders Redux by Bushy Squirrel reviews
A collection of 'documents', with commentary, created by the Marauders and Lily during their 7th year at Hogwarts. Rated M for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yet Another Why Harry Potter Owns Twishite List by sweetstothesweetfarewell reviews
This list details why many of the Harry Potter males would make better husbands than Edward Cullen. Yes, this includes Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Balancing by KCornish13 reviews
Two people who are so different, yet so alike, they are perfect for each other. This is how I see Taz and Up. OneShot
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Your life with Ron Weasley with Commentary by funkyorange reviews
Full title: Your Life With Ron Weasley With Commentary By a Weirdo. Second in my 'Commentary by a Weirdo' series. Read My Immortal With Commentary by A Weirdo first. Rated for language mostly mine . Note: I did mean horror, yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
Meet Luna by iheartcoco reviews
Sirius and Remus are interrupted in the kitchen by none other than Luna Lovegood, who voices a curious revelation. No slash. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Marauders, Luna L. - Complete
A Very Potter Parody by MaskedxKunoichi reviews
Parodies of popular songs starring our favorite characters. Inspired by A Very Potter Musical. ch.1 'You belong with me'-Quirrelmort. UPDATE: ch.2 'Baby'-Umbridge/Dumbledore "And I was like, Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, Why? Dumby, Dumby, Dumby, DIE!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort
Greedy by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER SEQUEL": Sirius feels right at home when the Sorting Hat puts him in Gryffindor, but Remus Lupin is weird and confusing, and Sirius needs some help from another enchanted magical accessory. :::RL/SB, Scarf of Sexual Preference:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Lovechild of Sirius and Remus by alyssahhh reviews
"Son," said Billy Black, "This may be rather disturbing for you to hear, but you were left on my doorstep by a pair of gay wizards." Crack. Slash. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sirius B., Jacob - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,861 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Siege of the Sues by Sai du Chickens reviews
Voldemort has created a vile army that is nearly indefeatable--an army of Mary Sues. How will Harry and the Order be able to cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004
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Promises reviews
This is just another take of the time that Taz and Up spent together. It starts at Taz's Quinceañera and goes all the way through the musical. Please read and review
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Taz, Up
I won't leave you until you want me to reviews
it is just my version about how they met. I don't know if it is good, but please read and review
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,289 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Taz, Up
I don't know how to love him reviews
This is set just after Up's injury and it is what the two of them feel around each other. I don't know if it is a one - shot or if it will turn out as a real story. Rated T for some violence and swearing. TUp Please R&R
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012