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Joined 05-18-12, id: 4010686, Profile Updated: 05-13-13
Author has written 6 stories for Assassin's Creed, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

I am not a writer, I am just a monkey with a keyboard.

I'm the kind of person who starts lots and lots of fics- and never publishes them. A minute of silence for our brothers in the "documents" folder.

Am I the only one who tells people she's writing a novel when in fact it's just, you know... this? Kinda awkward when they ask what the story is about...

Five years of music studies say I can play the viola, but my neighors say I can't.

And English is not my first language (Spanish and Basque go first) so I seriouly apologize if I accidentally stab a dictionary. Although sometimes you may think otherwise, I don't really do it on purpose.

Favourite pairings:

South Park: Style, Creek

Assassin's Creed: AltMal, EzioLeo, DesShaun. (I seriously hope my male gamer friends never find this out...)

Harry Potter: Drarry, Dramione, SirRemus

Hetalia: FrUk, PruCan, Spamano, RusAme, Germancest... pretty much all really. (Damn Hetalia, ruining my grades and making me giggle when looking at a map)

I seriously should feel less ashamed to post my stories here... but...

Enough about me... I mean, you shouldn't be reading this, you should read the stories!

Aaaaand... I just opened a Tumblr account! Oh, gosh, another internet stuff where I'll never, ever post anything!! Fantastic!!

Anyway, it's called thecatastrophediaries and I'll probably upload stories, de-anons from the kink memes and stuff... feel free to follow me!

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It doesn't matter by Seekat reviews
Mentirías si dijeras que no te lo esperabas, porque sí, sí que te lo esperabas. No sabes mantener una relación, y esto no tenía por qué ser diferente con el Capitán. Lo que si que no te esperabas era lo que venía a continuación. [OneShot/Soft!Stony/Drama-Angst-Tragedia/Supuesta muerte de un personaje.]
Avengers - Rated: T - Spanish - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Simply Touching by Dayaine reviews
One sleepy Haru plus one devilish Rin minus anyone watching equals a Simply Touching story! Haru X Rin - Where Rin learns about keeping his hands to himself, and Haru learns that there's more to life than water. Maybe...
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 60,652 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Rin M., Haruka N.]
Take Care Of It Yourself! by The-Wicked-Girls88 reviews
"I'm horny." Romano brain took a second to process this. "What the hell do you want ME to do about it?" He really shouldn't have asked. OR...actually, it's good that he did. Rated M for language, lemon, and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
American Bulldog by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Honest when Drunk by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A Very Special Relationship by Stormy-chan59 reviews
AU: Matthew is desperately looking for someone who can understand his miserable situation and maybe give him some advice. However, what he finds instead isn't all that unsatisfying. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
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Elongating My Lift Home reviews
You know it's not fair for either of you, that you're taking advantage of him just as much as he's taking advantage of you, that you feel like shit and so does he, that this will end up badly, can only end up badly, that this is wrong, wrong, wrong, but if there's someone out there that might understand… (One-sided GamTav, implied GamKar, angst)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Karkat V., Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Giving a Hand reviews
"So… you're meaning to tell me I've broken speed limits coming here just because you had a boner and couldn't think about, I don't know, your physics teacher naked, or something? And you had to do the pun, didn't you?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
How (NOT) To Fall In Love reviews
A long time ago, Arthur and Francis stopped believing in love. (Un)fortunately, love still believed in them. FrUk with a side of PruCan and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - England/Britain, France
Shut Up And Take My Hand reviews
Gilbert was not looking for love. Neither was Matthew. But when their worlds start to fall apart, and all they have left is the company of a complete stranger, the unexpected happens. Destiny works in mysterious ways, after all. Human AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Canada, Prussia
Caution! Slippery when Appropriate reviews
Also known as "Who Would Have Known Cupid's Biggest Weapon Would Be A Wet Floor, After All" One-Shot, PruCan, FrUk and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Canada, Prussia, Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Midnight storm reviews
"If I ever write a book about my life, which probably I won't, I'm pretty sure I'll lie about this story" Thoughts of a suffering heart while our Assassin is risking his life. Overdose of sadness. One shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete