I am not a writer, I am just a monkey with a keyboard.

I'm the kind of person who starts lots and lots of fics- and never publishes them. A minute of silence for our brothers in the "documents" folder.

Am I the only one who tells people she's writing a novel when in fact it's just, you know... this? Kinda awkward when they ask what the story is about...

Five years of music studies say I can play the viola, but my neighors say I can't.

And English is not my first language (Spanish and Basque go first) so I seriouly apologize if I accidentally stab a dictionary. Although sometimes you may think otherwise, I don't really do it on purpose.

Favourite pairings:

South Park: Style, Creek

Assassin's Creed: AltMal, EzioLeo, DesShaun. (I seriously hope my male gamer friends never find this out...)

Harry Potter: Drarry, Dramione, SirRemus

Hetalia: FrUk, PruCan, Spamano, RusAme, Germancest... pretty much all really. (Damn Hetalia, ruining my grades and making me giggle when looking at a map)

I seriously should feel less ashamed to post my stories here... but...

Enough about me... I mean, you shouldn't be reading this, you should read the stories!

Aaaaand... I just opened a Tumblr account! Oh, gosh, another internet stuff where I'll never, ever post anything!! Fantastic!!

Anyway, it's called thecatastrophediaries and I'll probably upload stories, de-anons from the kink memes and stuff... feel free to follow me!