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Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 295,286 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 510,990 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,795 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
The Witch Queen and the Hegemon by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/17 - Peter W., Cersei L.
HAYLO TOO: Seven Thousand and Seven Nights by Ridley the Violator reviews
Why does anyone read this, anyways? Because of killing the…of the killing of the bears?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Arbiter, Master Chief/John-117
HAYLO: The Parody From Hell by Ridley the Violator reviews
Have you ever seen a sponge? Well, it's like a sponge, but infinitely more arousing.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154,902 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23754 - Favs: 13,400 - Follows: 12,309 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
When Naruto was killed, he was expecting a lot of things. What he wasn't expecting, was to find out that his entire life is a video game. Trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, Naruto can only wonder: Why is this happening? Who caused this? And how do I get out of the Game Of The Year? Naru X Harem. Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto The Videogame, with his permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 4,397 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,926 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
When Uchiha get high by Kenta Raikiri reviews
The Hidden Leaf Village is about to be faced with something that has not been seen for more than seven years...a completely doped up Uchiha. Based off of MajinHentaiX's fanfic 'Naruto: Game of the Year Edition'. Hints of NaruXHina and LeeXTen. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13822 - Favs: 6,521 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Mikami VS The Cybermen: A Tale Most Epic by The Naked Pen reviews
My own spiritual successor to Ctrl Alt Mikami, in which Mikami finally meets his deleting match. Can he overcome the dreadful scourge that is the Cybermen? Will Kira prevail in his quest? Can pen strokes become any more epic? Answers may not be included
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete