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Joined 05-19-12, id: 4012378, Profile Updated: 03-13-17

Me: Hello everybody, I'm just your friendly neighborhood reviewer. I promise to review any fanfictions I read with politeness and kindness, if I am to ever come across a fanfiction that does not float my boat, I will make sure that my review is of constructive criticism towards said fanfiction. You have my word as a reviewer.

Description: Just look at my profile picture and imagine the real thing.

Relations: none worth mentioning and none that aren't complicated.

Role on the site: I plan to Read and Review stories more than anything, but I may post a story of my own from time to time.

Fandoms: Ed, Edd n Eddy, South Park, The Gorillaz, Hellsing, Star Wars,

The Legend of Zelda, Avatar/Korra, Final Fantasy VII, and The X-Men.

Favorite Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror, Sci-fi.

Shippings: (look down to see list)

1.) The Eds and The Kankers (Ed, Edd n Eddy)

2.) Link and Zelda (Legend of Zelda)

3.) Stan and Wendy (South Park)

4.) Alucard and Seras (Hellsing)

5.) 2D and Noodle (Gorillaz)

6.) Ash and May (Pokémon)

7.) Tai and Sora (Digimon)

8.) Zim and Dib (Invader Zim)

9.) Tyson and Hilary (Beyblade)

10.) Wolverine and Storm (X-Men)

(Note): Originally, my name was Colezilla, but because my original email address had been compromised by computer hackers from India, I had to "sink the boat" and "burn the bridge" to protect all my important information. I ended up creating a new fanfiction account called ColeTheLastSorcerer, which is no longer in commision.

Thankfully I was able salvage my old account, and now I can start reading and writing on this wonderful site again.

That's right everyone, Colezilla is Back and Better Than Ever!

[Although, I started my account in May of 2012, I have been coming to this site since 2008 and I've been reading all manner of amazing stories ever since.]

Ok, thank you for reading my bio, have a nice day. Now If anyone needs me, I'm going to go listen to some Red Hot Chili Peppers.

P.S. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!

HELLSING FOREVER!!!

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On Hallows Eve by impr0mptu reviews
Hellsing hosts a Halloween ball. Will Integra be able to fight off the intolerable advances of the male aristocracy? Will Seras be able to find an outfit that doesn't draw attention to her *ahem* figure? Will Alucard spike the punch? And what about poor Walter, who's got to try and keep the Queen distracted from all the carnage? [Rated M for many, many reasons]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra
DigiDestined School Dance by SuperAvengerMan reviews
Ed, Edd 'n Eddy's "May I Have this Ed" episode parody! Another Digimon fic about the DigiDestined attending their first school dance! Matt helps out Tai and Joe get their confidence to ask a girl to dance. This is not a sequel nor is it related to DigiDestined Carnival but this story still has the same couples. I do not own Digimon, Saban does. (Nothing with the Dimension Trilogy)
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt, Jou K./Joe, Sora T. - Complete
Stan Of The Dead by Caz Dowse reviews
Stan's having a bad time. Wendy's dumped him and he's failing at school. But that turns out to be the least of his problems! It's all part of growing up in South Park!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Party Atmosphere by Editor-Bug reviews
All Wendy wants is to finally make out with Stan. Is that really too much to ask? Why does all this stupid crap have to happen? ONE-SHOT! Read & review if you like! Rated T for the part when Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al have big, gay slave sex, as well as language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: An Ed, Edd n Eddy Story by PRIVATE Corp reviews
When a twist of fate made Double D the wielder of the Keyblade, worlds collide in a way that will decide the fate of the Ed boys... and the other worlds'. Join the Eds as they explore the Cartoon Network universe in search of the Pure Hearted, keyholes, and the missing children of the cul-de-sac while facing off against Heartless and new villains. Second story in the EEnE Project.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 336,062 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
The First Kiss by HunterKiller666 reviews
Stan forgets about Valentine's day, and has to find a way to make it up for Wendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Damned Spiders! by Julius Night reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent in the early night to a nuclear facility in England that is in danger of a meltdown. Could it be terrorists? A crazed employee bent on destruction? Spilt coffee on a control panel? Or those damned horrible web spinning arachnids? Whomever it could be will face the assult from the best of the Hellsing organization. Rated M for language and violence.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Alucard vs Life by Alex McM reviews
Alucard is back and this time he is against more than just Twilight...No this time he is against life itself! From social welfare to first jobs, crying children, public transport, false vampires and everything in-between Alucard will conquer them all!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Breathe Into Me by xXTweekersXx reviews
An incident at Stark's Pond almost causes Craig to lose everything. Creek. M for language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Ash's First by Neo Namco reviews
Ash reveals at his Poke'mon Master press conference that he's a virgin, provoking many of his female friends to compete against one another to be his first and take his innocence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,724 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Game Night by Bluuuuuee
One-shot. The duo decide to have a video game marathon/sleepover. Stan gets scared and Kyle finds it hilarious. Rated T for language. Not slash :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
When Double D Loses His Hat by SK - Retired reviews
The world falls apart! Follow the Eds on their epic-crackfic-journey to retrieve Double D's hat from the shadey mystery character! Who could it be? Can the Eds get the sacred hat back, and save the universe? Possibly not.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
It's Coming Up by a.mild.groove reviews
Noodle is tired of waiting on the guys and decides to start the DARE video by herself. 2D is lost in Kong and is trying to find Noodle before the song ends... 2DxNoodle. Rated M. Complete ONEshot!
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Noodle, 2D - Complete
Love A Green Hat by ChiioMajesty reviews
Princess Zelda has been acting strange ever since Link received the green hat from Elzo. After the events of Minish Cap. Short, fluffy oneshot XZelinkX Yeah, I'm a ZeLink fan, get over it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Dawn of the Dead from the Neck Up by TFFWFKA elejamie reviews
When zombies invade Peach Creek, it's up to Ed, Edd and Eddy to fight them, as well as get to the candy store. Will they succeed? Read and review to find out. Rated M for language, violence, etc... Completed, eventually.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Ed, Eddy - Complete
ATHFRevenge of the FCC by DeafLeper reviews
No plot, weak jokes, lame dialogue; sounds like weak ass writing to me. Rated for swears and prostitutes.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Hellsing: Operation Twilight by Alex McM reviews
Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
The Man in Red by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
Anakin Skywalker has turned to the Dark Side and Order 66 is in progress. All is going as planned until he reaches the younglings, there, he finds himself facing one last test, a guardian wearing a red cape and sunglasses.... One-Shot.
Crossover - Star Wars & Gurren Lagann - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Kamina - Complete
IndependEd's Day Ed, Edd n Eddy's 4th of July by Tnelson711 reviews
It's that time of year again - Fireworks, sparklers, etc. Ed has stashed sparklers and fireworks for this momentous day. So the Eds decide to host a party celebrating it For a nominal fee, of course . Oneshot, and REVIEW!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Birthday Surprise by Fury Cutter reviews
Oneshot. Sora is having a little trouble figuring out what to get her boyfriend for his birthday, however maybe Mimi will be willing to help her out. Taiora Michi Sormi Taiorami
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - [Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K., Mimi T.] - Complete
Mystery on Ed Street by iceandfire66 reviews
Kevin decides to throw a sleepover party, and even the Eds are invited. Things start turning for the worse when the kids begin to disappear one by one. Will the Eds find the other kids and figure out a way to escape? COMPLETE
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Twelve Oneshots of Christmas by JoeMerl reviews
The Broflovskis throw a holiday party, and of course, hilarity ensues. A new oneshot every day until Christmas. Some Stendy in one chapter. Chapter Twelve up! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Butters S., Jesus C., Kyle B., Santa C. - Complete
It's Coming to Ed Us by Easymac120 reviews
That big ugly gray monster from "The Day the Ed Stood Still" has returned to wreak more havoc, and it's NOT Ed this time around! Who will survive? Who will be fooled? And who, or what, is in Ed's costume? COMPLETE so enjoy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
FrostBitten Eds by Easymac120 reviews
Double-D is out sick and when Ed and Eddy fall asleep in class, they awaken to find themselves snowed-in at school along with the other kids. How will they escape? And will anyone enjoy Ed's new recipe?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
The Edgetarians by Jaha Canon reviews
Ed learns the truth about fried chicken. one shot
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ed, Jonny - Complete
Together by Corvus no Genmu reviews
King & Guardian fic. They walked until the claws of their feet met the gentle caress of the ocean’s waves. They turned slowly, to look back at the one who was their enemy and yet not all the same.
Crossover - Godzilla & Gamera - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
An Unfortunate Day at the Carnival by Arianax3 reviews
It seemed like it would be such a nice day. It was friday, the carnival was in town, and it was Stan and Wendy's three month anniversery. How could this day be any better? I don't know, but I could tell you how it could be get worse.OneShot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Hellsing vs Marvel Zombies: Death Becomes Them by Miranda Sparks reviews
The heroes of the Marvel Universe have been infected with a virus, turning them into flesh eating zombies! As the world is consumed only Alucard and the Hellsing Organisation have a hope of putting a stop to them.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
We have more in common than you knew by starspawn07 reviews
Spawn meets Alucard. One shot crossover. Please read & review.
Crossover - Spawn & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
The Hero that Holds my Hope by SimplisticDreams reviews
Hyrule is once again poised on the brink of war, due to Ganondorf's return. Link leaves Zelda, risking his whole life to be shattered if he is never to see her again. Will the sword of war break their undying love? R&R! (Has some links to LOTR)COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,953 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Link, Zelda - Complete
War is Ed by Loni reviews
The Powerpuff Girls are irritating the Eds, and they're out for justice!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2001