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Joined 05-19-12, id: 4012606, Profile Updated: 05-07-15
Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and RWBY.

I guess now that I've written something and posted it I should write something for any of you who visit this profile. Not much comes to mind as of yet, but I'm sure I'll load this thing full of stupid crap soon enough. I will say this though, enjoy my favorites tab. Most stories are over 100k and COMPLETED. Not all of them fit the criteria, but a majority of them do.

(4-29-15)

Wish I had better news for you peeps. While I've continued work on the next chapter, progress has been slow. I'll save you the real life details as people cite them all the f'ing time. Just know I am still working on the story and I think you'll appreciate the time that went into it when it's all said and done...that and you're getting basically three chapters. So please be patient.

Now, I'll be posting this message when part 1 comes out, but for those who take the time to read my profile, you get a potential head start! I am looking to have a cover made for Prince of Beacon. It deserves one, don't ya think? Anyway, if you are interested PM me. You're free to do whatever you want so long as it looks like a proper cover for the story. Sadly I can't pay for a commission, but the winner will have their screen name put in the story summary and a link to their art webpage (assuming they have one) will be posted in my profile for all eternity. I may not be able to pay you, but I can sure as hell promote your work! Thanks for reading!

(Colorful) Tips on avoiding writing hazards

OMG if I read another story written by someone who can't comprehend was "manipulation" is, I'm going to petition that the word "manipulation" become synonymous with "stupid". Boys and Girls, listen up! When you write a character that you are labeling as "manipulative" it is important to understand THEY DON'T HAVE ONE PLAN AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT ONE THAT REQUIRES YEARS OF CAREFUL WORK! A manipulator would not have much of a plan at all, but a goal. They do not set a course and the strictly adhere to it. Let's use a metaphor to describe true manipulation from the rampant stupid that is apparently fanfiction manipulation.

Manipulation is like a three month boat ride across an ocean full of glaciers. You start at one end and need to work your way to the other. Sure you can look at a map and plot a course, but you have to realize you can't account for weather, wave conditions, and the inevitable movement of the glaciers. So, how do we get across? Careful navigation, being alert for potential hazards to your goal, knowing when to speed up or slow down.

Same situation, but now we just filled the boat with fanfiction. You have to get across, three months, lots o' glaciers. How do they do it? FULL FUCKING SPEED AHEAD! STOP FOR NOTHING! WE HAVE A PLAN AND WE WILL FUCKING STICK TO IT! OMG WHY IS OUR SHIP SINKING! STOP! STOP DAMMIT! WHY WON'T IT STOP!? DOESN'T OUR SHIP KNOW WE HAVE TO MAKE IT ACROSS!? STUPID SHIP! WE HAD A PLAN!!!! That is apparently "manipulation" in fanfiction. Having some perfectly convoluted and easy to fuck up plan and then having the "master manipulator" fall to pieces the second someone doesn't act in accordance to the plan.

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Corin by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
The provoking young Cousland Grey Warden stands squarely in the way of Anora's ambitions.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 290,783 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cousland, Anora
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Call Me by Wrexscar reviews
A found phone number, the decision to tale a risk. What does a different summer of 96 hold for Harry? A tale of light romance. No secret training no major angst. For once Harry meets someone normal. Now completed. A tale of one summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,611 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Harry P., Lisa T. - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by lucky14now reviews
After the fall of Voldemort members of the Black family reunite to protect their children and charges. Together they will restore the Ancient and Noble House of Black while preparing for the return of a foe. Clarification: Harry and Draco have been aged to Viktor's age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 188,380 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Draco M., Viktor K.
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 304,542 - Reviews: 3007 - Favs: 4,031 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
The Tides Change Once More by Engineer4Ever reviews
The Avatar isn't the only one reincarnated. See how Naruto takes Republic City by storm with the newest Avatar Korra. NarutoxKorra. The First Naruto/Korra crossover! AU. Season two is on! Indefinite hiatus until further notice.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 162,563 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Korra
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lord of Sevii by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 3 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry came to Avalon he learned how his parents were betrayed by Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black died bringing vengeance upon the traitor. But now there is a dark conspiracy creeping around him; one that might involve those he has come to trust. The answers to what truly happened to his parents lies with The Lord of Sevii.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,572 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Unown by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 2 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series. Life has taken a definite upturn for Harry. He now has a wonderful home, great friends, and is building a strong Pokemon team. But when he received word of a hidden danger, Harry will be forced to dig into the past and discover the buried truth about the Founders... and his family. If he doesn't, Hogwarts will be closed forever.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 5,697 - Follows: 4,082 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Sun's Heir, Death's Guardian by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU. Post-Pain's Invasion/During The Titan's Curse. Minato Namikaze was an alias, used unwillingly by a punished Apollo. Once he realized what had happened, the God struck a deal. Fifteen years later, Naruto Uzumaki is taken from the Leaf by the God. Seven years after that, he takes his post as the Guardian of Hades' Children. Naruto/Thalia. T for M-rated language.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,982 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Naruto U., Apollo - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
The Ice Fox Of Konoha by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto had no one, but Kami smiled on him. He gets adopted by the Genjutsu Mistress of Konoha, Kurenai Yuhi. She will teach him all he needs to be a good shinobi. It's the start of the Ice Fox of Konoha. Pairing: Naruto x Samui x Ayane. Ninja Gaiden & DOA x-over. Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 404,581 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ayane, Naruto U., Samui
Harry Potter and the Master's Ball by Mr. Chaos reviews
Welcome to the Avalon Region. Here, children go to Hogwarts, the premiere school for inspiring trainers, where they learn how to train Pokemon. This year promises to be special, for Harry Potter, the destroyer of Voldemort, is coming to take his place among the future trainers and begin his Pokemon Journey. Book 1 in the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,119 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Wanderer's Diary by Three Rejects reviews
Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,168 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Vandread: Mobius by The Emerald's Edge reviews
Mobius 1, the greatest fighter pilot the world has ever seen and hero of the Erusian war. After destroying the superweapon Megalith finds himself transported to the Vandread world far off into the future to fight another war against a dangerous enemy.
Crossover - Vandread & Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,005 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Meia G., Mobius 1 - Complete
Son Of The Huntress: The Sea Of Monsters by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Returning to Camp Half Blood for another summer, Naruto and friends are given a quest to find and bring back the fabled Golden Fleece which lies some where within the dreaded Sea of Monsters in order to heal Thalia's tree and to stop the Camp and their home from being over run with Monsters. With follow canon but will have originality to it.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,196 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Naruto U., Silena B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of Emrys by Advent of Shadows reviews
Finally free from the Phantom Zone after being trapped for years, Harry Potter finds that the world has changed greatly. After years of being put in life or death situations, can he adapt to a peaceful life now that Voldemort and his followers have long since been dealt with and he is finally free from his prison, or will he find a new purpose and be more? Book 1 of the Emrys Saga.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,636 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Harry P., Zatanna Z.] - Complete
Son of the Huntress: The Lightning Thief by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
After being brought to the world of the Olympians Naruto discovers he is the son of a goddess and therefore a half blood. But Zeus's Master Bolt goes missing and Naruto joins Percy Jackson into returning the bolt to the King of the Gods before time runs out and the world becomes a battleground for the Gods. Will follow canon but will have originality in it.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,367 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Naruto U., Silena B. - Complete
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tragedy 04: Every Time We Touch by Jade-Max reviews
A long awaited discussion
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Barriss O. - Complete
SmallvilleX: Evolution by ben10987654321 reviews
Clark ends up attending a certain school for the 'gifted'. Smallville/X-Men: Evolution x-over.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 549,097 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Rogue/Anna Marie, Clark K./Superman] - Complete
Tragedy 02: Tragedy On The Landing Pad by Jade-Max reviews
The assassination attempt on Padmé has succeeded and she died on the landing pad in "Attack of the Clones"; Anakin, upon hearing the news, find comfort from an unexpected source. An Anakin & Barriss fic. Complete
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,835 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Barriss O. - Complete
A New Chance At Life by ARCEUS-master reviews
After a night of suffering, Latios was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for Alto Mare, for his sister. But fortunate events give him a new chance at life thanks to Latias and Ash. So Alto Mare is saved and Latios is alive. With that behind them, both dragons decide to depart with Ash on his journey, how will he cope traveling with two Legendary Pokémon?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,020 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias, Latios - Complete
Crossroads by gyikhu reviews
What if Lara is only one step away from getting what she always wanted but the competition is faster this time? Can she still get back what is hers? – to all the action fans out there. Enjoy reading!
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,946 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Lara Croft, Nathan D. - Complete
Bleach at Youkai Academy! by Romez reviews
Ichigo is sent on a mission to a certain place where Hollows seem to go to, but never come out. That and his old school was destroyed during the war and he still needs to finish his education. Pairings Undecided. Story sticks with the Manga for the most
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 206,141 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Ichigo K., Kurumu K. - Complete
My Snow Girl by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if Moka never ran into Tsukune on her bike? What would happen if he found another reason to stay at Youkai Academy? Tsu Miz
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 109,172 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Tsukune A., Mizore S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,930 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
SpiderX by Agent-G reviews
SpiderMan, XMen crossover. After their meeting with Warren, Rogue and Scott have another encounter while in New York. Please R&R Complete
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,214 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
The Prince of Beacon reviews
Heroes and Villains, Myths and Legends, this is the tale of one boy's quest to find his place in the world and the four girls who help him on his way. As they journey, they'll meet many people along the way and learn just what it means to be a Huntsman and Huntress.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 65,102 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Naruto U., Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long
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