Author has written 25 stories for My Babysitter's a Vampire, Young Justice, Ruby Gloom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rise of the Guardians, and Batman.
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul
If you personally think your a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! I am a demigod!
If you love Batman The Animated Seris copy and paste
If you think Damian Wayne is the most10 year old copy and paste
If you love Nightwing-Dick Grayson copy and paste
If you love Tim Drake copy and paste
If you love Jason Todd copy and paste
sometimes i’m literally upset that i can’t be batman as my profession u do not understand
Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.
Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else
(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!
Put this on you profile...
If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.
If you call people "Slytherins", mentally sort people into Houses, or otherwise constantly make Harry Potter references.
If slow computers drive you CRAZY.
If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.
If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.
If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.
If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.
If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.
If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.
If you love people who text back instantly.
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.
If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.
If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.
If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.
If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.
If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.
If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.
If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.
If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.
If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.
If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.
If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!
If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.
If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.
If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.
If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".
If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.
If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.
If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.
If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.
If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.
If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."
If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.
If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.
If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.
If you believe everything you read in any type of book including comic books are real, at least in a different universe.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I ran with scissors, and lived
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
They All Made Me laugh, if some made you laugh, add it to your profile!
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Thank you people who are nice,AfterDarkHours, OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost, DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14, CatchingWind, OwlheadAthena, Zii Raevyn, Riqis Inna Sunja, Dreamwritergoddess, Robin-Is-Totally-Whelming, theGirlNightwing, Fallen angel559,
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost,DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14, CatchingWind, OwlheadAthena, Zii Raevyn, Riqis Inna Sunja, Dreamwritergoddess, Robin-Is-Totally-Whelming, theGirlNightwing. Fallen angel559,
If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile
Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile
You know your obssesed with DC when: -you know what a cowl is. -you can name almost all the character by their real name. -you watch episodes of stuff from DC you've seen hundreds of times over again.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies and you're proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think I'm being an idiot for saying all of this, copy this into your profile. (Ha! Now, people can say that you're an idiot!)
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories written by people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it, and if you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a boy a cry baby. No one knows his mom is dying. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.
If you wish Young Justice would just go back to the way it was before the time skip, copy and paste this, then, add your name, Robin-Is-Totally-Whelming, theGirlNightwing, Fallen angel559,
If Twilight said that breathing was uncool, 92% of the teens around the world would die. If you are part of the 8% that would be laughing your butt off, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, ReganBaxter, CSIvHP11, LabRatzRule, DragonFriend95,W.S.C. Magica De Spell, irishpepsigurl, eeveelover9902, Robin-Is-Totally-Whelming, theGirlNightwing, Fallen angel559,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5,TotallyinLOVE53, XoXiLoVeMoRgAnViLlEvAmPiReSxOx,BloodRedStory,Clozzie,I heart Poseidon and Leo, PersonLOL, AdenaWolf, Mikayla Burns, DeathDealer1997, Robin-Is-Totally-Whelming, theGirlNightwing, Fallen angel559,
If you could have anything in the world it would be love, family and friendship. If this is true copy and paste and add your name to the list. Eeveelover9902, Robin-Is-Totally-Whelming, theGirlNightwing, Fallen angel559,
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Random: If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're bisexual, you're confused. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you don't want to die of global warming you're a tree loving hugging freak. If you're fat, you look nasty. If you wear glasses you're smart. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything, you're a punk. If you cry, you’re a Drama Queen. If you have male friends, you’re a hoe. If you have female friends, you’re a player. If you read a book, you're a nerd. You can't do anything without being criticized. We live in a cruel world were people can't survive if they are not judging the next person. If you’re proud of whom you are copy and paste
"Lasers, he's got lasers!" and "I'm chatty, it's part of my charm." -Nightwing (B:UTRH)
"Yes, Batman likes to keep things," -Ms. Li (B:UTRH)
"You wanna dance? Let's dance" and "Okay then. Nice night for a run" and "Oo, the fight hasn't started yet. I'm just stalling." and "Wow. He sure can move when he really wants to." -Red Hood (B:UTRH)
Every single one of Black Mask's lines (B:UTRH)
"What the hell took you so long?" "Shut up and fight." -Red Hood and Batman (B:UTRH)
"He does that." and "I gotta get me one of those." -James Gordon (Batman Begins, the Dark Knight)
"Pass! Batcave's crowded enough," -Robin (YJ)
if you have ever had a crush on a fictional charter,copy and paste this on your profile and at the name(s) of the charters you have crushed on
BeastBoy/garfield logan(YJ and other forms of entertainment),
Nico di Angleo(PJO/HoO),
Tim drake(batman Tas, YJ, YJ comics-old and new, comics in general),
Jason Todd(comics in general, Batman:Under The Red Hood, YJ),
PJO FANS:must have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE:Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:Will tell zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE:Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE:GO to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PO FANS:Won't go because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE:SAY shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS:Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE:Thnk PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS:Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE:When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS:When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE:Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS:Yell at zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE:Would choose some where sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try to find camp half blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS:Would already have this on their profile
if you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reviews, paste this to your profile
Real Name-Raven to you peoples
Favorite Books-percy jackson(seris)harry poter(seris)teen titans go(seris)the new teen titans(seris)-and manny others
Favorite Cartoons-danny phantom,teen titans,el tigre,ruby gloom,kim possible,phineas and ferb,avatar the last air bender,icarly,edd,ed,'n'eddy,adventure time,total drama island, Young Justice, Batman The animanted Seris,
favorite tv shows-degrassi,n.c.i.s., law and order SVU, My Baby Sitters a Vampire,
Favorite movies-paranorman,coraline, Batman: Under The Red Hood
Favorite bands-skillet,linkin park,evenescence,super chick,black sabath,the birthday massachre,panic!at the disco,breaking benjamin, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Bullet for my valentine,
Pairings I Ship-
lunna x nevile-HP
manny x fredia-El tigre
iris x frank-RG
len x misery-RG
mai x zukko-A:TLA
danny x sam-DP
ruby x skull boy-RG
edd x marie-ed,edd 'n' eddy
butch x buttercup-PPG
linus x sally-peanuts
pepperment patty x charlie brown-peanuts
tak x jeera-TaTPoJJ
adam x eli-degrassi
sierra x cody-TDI
longshot x smellerbee-A:TLA
alice x the mad hatter-AiW
chris x clarisse-PJO
lil x tommy-AGU/R
Replaced (JayTim, fallen angel 559 gave me that name)-(JayTim)
illegal(-dickdamian) (theGirlNightwing made it up I loved it.)
Social Group-goth,or punk
i'm about to start my first fanfic so wish me luck!!!
if you think nico di angelo=pure rightiousness (copy/paste;for some reason i can't do it my self ,oh well)
if you think thalico=mind blowingness!(copy/paste)
if your a girl and love comics(copy/paste)
if you always love the funny guy from books,tv shows and other forms of entertainment like leo valdez,benny weir,and many others(copy/paste if you agree)
stuff you do in life after you read PJO/HOO/if you love PJO/HOO
you see an older man that teachs latin at a boarding school for 'bad' kids with a scragley beard and wheelchair and say "I'm watching you chiron!"
falling out of your seat when someone asks "whats percabeth?!?"
nearly strangling someone that says "nico di angelo sucks!"(but you do deck them ;) )
you try to learn latin/greek after reading PJO/HOO
attics creep you out after PJO
ANY time you see some one in an orange tee-shirt you check the front and their necks(just to see if their from CHB)
if you see any one in a purple tee-shirt you check their arms for a CJ tatoo
you love eating anything that's the color blue (you even use blue food dye)
you laugh at normal people
you think of fanfictions/write fanfictions for PJO/HOO
you love mythology
after reading the titans curse; any store/gas station you ask if they stock mythomagic cards
you look for PJO/HOO look alikes in real life
at school you name the cliques accordingly after the gods:like ARES=bullys,APHRODITE=popular kids,APOLLO=choir/band kids,ARTEMIS=feminest/ girls who argue with boys all the time,ATHENA=brainiacs,HERMES=the shifty kids,POSEDION=swim team,HEPHESTUS=the kids that like to tinker with things,HADES=emo/goth/punk kids,DEMETER=gardners at school,PERSEPHONE=vegetarians,HERA=principle/female teacher,HESTIA=shy kids,ZUES=bosy kids.
after reading The Lost Hero you want to learn morse code just beacuse leo knows it
choke on the the air you're breathing when some one has never heard of percy jackson
explore long island for CHB(then do the same for CJ)
say random quotes from the series like-"you're half donkey!?!" or "DIE!!!!"
freak out after a voice that sounds like the oracal(not rachel the other one)
you get a WTF face when some one asks "what's so important about august 18?!?"
"what song are you listening to right now?" "the ballad of mona lisa-panic!at the disco."
Do you like JB?" "GODS NO!!!Why the HADES would you ask that!?!?
"favorite shade of green?" "hunter green."
"who's your fave HoO charters?" LEO!,NICO!,piper,coach hedge,percy,thila,and anabeth
"Jasper or liper?" "LIPER all the way baby!!!!!"
"do you scare people?"*goes over to person's house,20 mins later, leaves tramatized person behind*"does that answer your question?" "yes!"
"ethara or bennica?" "bennica,duh!"
"do you hate when there is hardly any liper fanfiction?" *angry shout* "OF COURSE I DO!!!" " QUIT asking stupid questions!!, don't make me come over again!" "YES, sir"!
"who's your favorite god from mythology?" "Hephestus or Hades."
"song that seems to be playing on every station,that annoys you?" "call me maybe-carly rae jepsen"
"Can i leave now?" "nope you're staying." "oh,well;as long as you don't have any sharp objects.*awakrd silence* "maybe."...well, yours in demigodishness,and all that. Peace out!
ok am i the only person in existense that ships jamie x scarab?!?(i always thought-wished- scarb was secretly a girl)
curse you YJ you say you don't want to be to much like TT(cartoon) so you should keep chalant-not make any robstar-keep spitefire-cause its AWESOME-have BBRAE!!do it!!cave into peer presure!!
i am finaly able to write fanfiction a gain *scary happy dance,now does anyone know where i can find YJ prompts!?!
Rocky Pond is really awesome!! we have a lot in common,she is funny,a great author,she ships folive,bennica,and liper...and i'm blabing on about how awesome she is...so check her out for yourself(s)!!!!!!!
January I have to wait until January for more Young Justice...fail Cartoon Network
(have a new OTP(s) only CrashingYourMode knows it)
I will take prompts for fanfics from any of the following pairings I had listed earlier.
I promise to think of Robin when ever I see someone being all computer techy.
I promise to think of Speedy whenever I see a random arrow coming out of the air.
I promise to think of Aqualad when ever I go swimming.
I promise to think of Kid Flash when ever I see some one scarf down food, or saying a lame but funny catch phrase.
I promise to think of Jason when ever I heard the phrase "This is the Best day of my life!" and "You wanna dance? Let's DANCE!"
I promise to think of Batman when ever I see someone give someone else a mean glare.
I promise to think of M'gann when I see someone baking in a kitchen.
I promise to think of Superboy when ever I see the S symbol on a black shirt.
when authors update their fanfics
They're cancling YJ copy and paste if you hate it too(The cancalation)
If you're in mourning of the death of Damian Wayne (copypaste)
If you're mourning the "ceasing" of wally west (copy and paste)
If you're mourning the death of a charter (copy and paste)
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