Age: At an age when curiosity definitely killed the cat
Birthday: June 23
I just realized that wattpad is a grammar nazi's worst nightmare, because almost every fanfiction is written by an over dramatic teenager with bad grammar and horrible spelling.
But the original stories are pretty good.
LOVE: TOM HIDDLESTON AND BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, when you're born you're PINK.
When you grow up you're WHITE.
When you're sick, you're GREEN.
When you go in the sun you turn RED.
When you're cold you turn BLUE.
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!