Author has written 1 story for Zathura.
So, I'm new on this site - just got my account on May 20th, 2012 - but I've been reading the fanfiction stories on this site for about a year and a half.
Update: Sorry, but there's been an issue of my computer (well, my dad's computer, since it's the only one with internet access) and it won't actually let me post anything. So I'm trying to fix whatever the problem is, and as soon as it's fixed, you will definitely see some new stories, and I will try to find some inspiration for my Zathura story as well. Thank you and I'm sorry to all the people who reviewed, favourited, and followed this story. I will try to update for the sake of you guys, as soon as I can get my dad's computer to stop being all out of whack...
Hmm, what can I say about myself...that won't let people stalk me, no matter how unlikely that is...
Nationality: Canadian (Yeah!)
By the way, just to clear up this rumour, Canadians don't say "eh" after everything. In fact, we barely say it at all. Seriously. I've lived in Canada all my life - I was born here - and I've probably heard the word "eh" a maximum of 3 times. Honest. It's actually more common England and Australia, although they do say it most often in the Ottawa valley than other parts of the country of Canada. Just a little info there for ya.
Favourite Colour: Teal (a mix of blue and green. It's so hard to find, everyone thinks it's just turquoise.)
Favourite Youtube channel: nigahiga and thecomputernerd01 are absolutely hilarious. You should seriously watch their videos. They're my favourite when it comes to comedy. But when it comes to music, my favourite channel is definitely Maddie Jane's channel. She's an amazing artist. Her and Tiffany Alvord. She's a really good artist, too. Go check 'em out!
Favourite Book/Series: I am a huge book worm, and I have many favourite books, but the one series that will always have a special place in my heart is HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I started reading the series when I was only 2 years old. I'm still reading it. And I've seen all the Harry Potter movies. But the books were SO much better.
Hobbies: Well, I obviously write fanficion (duh...although I still have to finish writing the first chapter of one of my stories so that I can actually post something), but I also write meaningful poetry. Who knows? Maybe I'll post them sometime. I also enjoy playing video games. Lots and lots of video games. And surfing the internet. I'm a real techy.
Anyway, the main reason I created an account is because I keep coming up with these characters for TV shows, movies, books and such, and I don't even try to, and I have nowhere to post my stories about them! So I figured that i could post my stories here, and if you guys want to, you can read them. You don't have to, but still. I'd appreciate it.
Kim&Jack (Kick, Kack, whatever you call this ship)
OC&OC - Randy&Lisa
Nick&OC - Delilah
Phineas and Ferb
Ferb&OC - Naomi
Candace&Jeremy (Does this ship even have a name? Jerendace? Candemy?...GASP! That's it! Candy! Candace Jeremy = Candy!)
Shake it Up
Gunther&OC - Maradia
That's So Weird
(Okay, I know that this technically isn't fiction, and that they're not really characters, but they were told what to act out when they were filming the little bits in between, right? At least, I think so. At any rate, kind of like on J.O.N.A.S., they're just playing themselves. So I'm just going to count them anyway.)
How To Rock
Luke&OC - Jane
Possible Porter&OC - Sephira
Suite Life series
Possible Cody&OC - Olivia
Possible Zack&OC - Olivia
Possible Zack&OC - Janice
Chase&OC - Taria
Sonny with a Chance
Sonny&Chad (I personally don't believe in Channy. I mean, come on, there was a whole episode on how there was no spark in Channy, but there was in Sonny&Chad)
Possible Nico&OC - Zailia
That's So Raven
Wizards of Waverly Place
Max&OC - Kaylee
Pair of Kings
Lanny&OC - Kacea Maria Seckogimaoa (Kacie)
I'm in the Band
Possible Derby&OC - Charlotte (Charlie)
Life with Boys
Gabe&OC - Nichole
What's Up, Warthogs!
Cory in the House
Meena&Newt (Mewt? Neena? I prefer Neena. Yeah, let's just go with that.)
Phil of the Future
Life with Derek (?)
Possible Casey&Derek (You know, if they didn't have the same mom)
Possible Derek&OC - Anna
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Mauricia&Max (is that how you spell her name? I'm not sure. Whatever, let's just go with it)
Hotel for Dogs
Bruce&OC - Andra
Dash&OC - Kendra
Meet the Robinsons
Wilber&Violet (Violet from the Incredibles)
Mo&Scott (Even though I really don't like Scott at all)
Tinkerbell movies (in Pixie Hollow) (Don't judge me, my friends were the ones who got me to watch this. They're very persistent)
Black&White (Chess shipping)
Green&Silver (American version - you know, where Green is the girl thief and Blue is the male logical rival of Red)
Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, &Platinum
Harry Potter series (!!!!!)
COMING SOON: Stories, Fandom Characters
I may be posting some of those quote things or other humorous passages. Or passages that are not humorous. I don't know.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Well, I'm part Irish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Well, um, actually, I'm a girl, and I'm straight, so...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Uh, hello? I'm barely a teenager!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Are you kidding me? I don't even LIKE hockey! And beavers are cute! Why must it be simply us Canadians who are assumed to like beavers?)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Like blood? Who wrote this? And exactly what did they mean by 'like blood'?)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I don't even know what YAOI or YURI are.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Okay, if the statement 'I'm a person' does not apply to you, than how could you be on this site in the first place, let alone a computer?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (Well...*nervous laugh*... this may be a...a bit true...um..hehe...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. (What is Renfaires?)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
If you hate sterotypes. Then just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. (But first I have to find out what Abercrombie and Fitch are...)
I found these passages on the profile of IluvmyTV-ugottaproblem. I feel it necessary to give them credit. Go check out their stories, seriously!
Well, that's all.