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Joined 05-20-12, id: 4014063, Profile Updated: 03-21-14
Author has written 11 stories for My Little Pony, Halo, Left 4 Dead, Star Wars, Fallout, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

The main reason that I've deleted most of my non-updated stories is so I can rewrite them. I apologize to my faithful readers and I know that I will lose some of them because of this decision. All I hope is that you are able to forgive me.

Here is the list of stories being deleted;

  • Adventures in Johto
  • Adventures in Unova
  • Animorphs: the new 'guy'
  • Crysis: Nomad's story
  • Dead Wars
  • Misadventures in Kanto
  • Misery's Rescue Team
  • Mortal Kombat 9 and a half (fully deleted)
  • My Misadventures in Hoenn
  • NCIS: Special Agent Duncan (will be mostly the same)
  • Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: EoD
  • Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team Insanity
  • Pokemon One-Shots
  • Pokeumans: A very confused ghost
  • Pokeumans: Adolf's OH SHI-
  • Pokeumans: Mark's Tale (Just tweaking the chapter lengths)
  • Pokeumans: The Purple Serpent (Also just tweaking)
  • Red Dawn's Tale
  • Star Wars Battlefront
  • Zombie Apocalypse Days (Fixing the chapter lengths)
  • Let it be known that like most author's, I thrive upon your feedback! If a story is being commented on more than another, the one with more comments per update tends to be updated more.


    Name: Anonymous, Anon, Rick, Crystal, Stephan, and Mark

    Age:16/34

    Race: Homo Sapien Sapien

    Gender: Male and Male

    Sexual Orientation: Dafuq you want to know? Anyway;

    Rick: Neutral

    Crystal: Neutral

    Anonymous: Lesbian

    Anon: Gay

    Stephan: Neutral

    Mark: Bisexual

    Skype: mark_durnk. If that doesn't work, look up Bubba the Second. Picture is of various tings.

    Tumblr: I have one now! ask-mark-durnkinscoff-mie.tumblr.com! Ask the cast of my stories anything!

    Quote of the Century: "Never trust what you read online; it may be fabricated." -Abraham Lincoln


    Me as a Pony;

    Name: Timeithian/Red Dawn

    Age: estimated at 7,819 years old, not confirmed

    Sex: Stallion, but known to change gender to mess with others

    Species: Pony

    Sub-Species: Alicorn, sometimes appears as either a Pegasus or an Unicorn

    Occupation: Co-Ruler of Equestria, General in Equestrian Military

    Cutie Mark: Distorted hourglass with an odd skull behind it

    Background: Red Dawn, as he prefers to be called, found out his special talent the day before his father died. He's indirectly the reason as to why he died, due to a curse in the Royal Family that's gone unspoken for thousands of years. This is also the reason Dawn refuses to have children, instead wanting to use his limitless life to spread healing to ponies in need. Although the main forces of the Equestrian Military reside in Canterlot, he has made his base in Ponyville, choosing to lead from his house. When Nightmare Moon was banished to the moon a millennium ago, he disappeared off of the map until she returned. He spends a lot of time, quote, "Skipping across dimensions, so don't expect to always be able to find me."


    Though I walk
    Through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil,
    for you are with me;
    thy rod and thy staff,
    they comfort me.

    -Psalm 23:4


    Shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, and then think about the consequences...and shoot those too.
    -Garrus' Ideology


    Updating a little slower as of right now, due to the following raisins:

  • Back in School
  • Working in Afghanistan again
  • Doing my best to actually have a social life

  • Honorable Quotes and Events:

    Drill Sergeant: "How did you steal all our ammo, PVT?"

    Me: "Cause I'm a ninja, Drill Sergeant."

    It was totally worth scrubbing toilets for a week.

    "It's ok, just tell your parents we opened a portal to hell." – My friend as he burns the fuck out of my yard with a huge bonfire.

    "You think you're Marky Mark? Is this the fucking Bunch? Fix your headgear!" – Drill Sergeant to a guy with his Patrol Cap on sideways.

    "What the hell is this? These are recyclable God damnit!" – Drill Sergeant as he sees two plastic bottles in the garbage.

    "Fuck people and their money!" –My friend as he notices all the nice cars in town. (We lived in ghetto central)

    "This is the part where you enjoy a nice cup of shut the fuck up." – Me to someone.

    "Hey, let's go start Stephan's car on fire." – My friend to me as we sit around bored.

    "STFU and eat the damn shit!" - Me when I was babysitting four years ago.

    "I caught that rocket with my face LIKE A BOSS!" – Friend playing Halo: Reach.

    "I love it when a bug flies in your ear and rapes your brain." – My friend.

    "Let's go murder someone while we rape a chick as we burn their house down and do Meth." Me to a friend as we discuss what to do because we were bored.

    "Just because you're a lazy sack of shit doesn't mean you can take up the entire couch. Move your fat ass over." – Me to Stephan.


    Penis.


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    If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

    If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

    92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

    If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Getting-up-for-the-let-down, UzumakiNasadi, Species Unknown, jak3combat

    If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

    If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

    If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

    If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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    If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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    I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

    If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

    If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

    Love Vs. Sex

    A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

    She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

    As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

    When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

    However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

    She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

    When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

    She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

    She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

    When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

    She asked if they would ask the man one question.

    Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

    When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God?

    Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

    Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

    If you are looking for more of these, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

    Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are very proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

    I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
    I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
    I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
    We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
    I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
    I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
    I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
    I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
    We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
    I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
    I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
    I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
    I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
    I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
    I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
    I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
    I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
    I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
    I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
    I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
    Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. (I am NOT homosexual ((Bisexual)), but I do believe we should not act like this to those who are.)

    You know you live in 2008 when you...

    1.) accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

    2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

    3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

    4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

    6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

    7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

    8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

    9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

    10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

    11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

    12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

    98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile! (BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!)

    Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. (or coats, handbags. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

    If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

    If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (and i never will)

    Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Tansiana, Tigerlilystar, Sweet-Sunshyne, iBlametheNargles, Latias_Saphira, Species Unknown, jak3combat

    If you think you are awesome, copy and paste this into your profile

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    If you laughed at any of the above, copy and paste this into your profile

    A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you love your ability to read, write, and own a library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile.

    I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profil

    if you hate the Edward Cullen fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile PLEASE!!!!

    If you see no point in the vampire novel, TWILIGHT, and all its sequels, copy and paste this into your profile and prove to the world that Twilight is just a load of over-advertised/loved crap.

    if you agree that Romeo and Juliet is just a relationship between a thirteen year-old and a seventeen year-old that lasted three days, incorporated the deaths of six people, and is NOT a romance/tragedy story copy and paste this into your profile. (if i ruined it for you, trust me, you'll thank me later)

    If you hate High School Musical and you wish that they would all just die then copy and paste this onto your profile. (well, maybe not die. that would be extreme, but i wish they would disappear.)

    For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

    I'm labeled by OTHERS EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (MPD Goddammit!)

    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

    I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

    I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

    I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(partially indian)

    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

    I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

    I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

    I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

    I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist

    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

    I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (mostly what i want)

    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

    I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

    I LIKE LLAMAS, so I MUST be either Peruvian or an annoying freak.

    I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

    I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude (i'm not 18 yet!!!!)

    I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat

    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (or i just don't care :DD)

    I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff.

    I'm a GIRL so I MUST love Barbie, wear pink and go out with the guy next door.

    I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

    I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

    I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

    I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

    I'm in a BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

    I'm labeled GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

    I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

    I LIKE ANIME, so I MUST be a yaoi fan.

    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (sort of, some things i am, others i'm not)

    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

    I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

    I DON'T LIKE THE TWILIGHT SERIES so I MUST be a REJECT. (i don't don't like them, i *ing HATE them!)

    I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

    I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

    I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

    I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay.

    I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

    I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

    I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (this is true)

    I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

    I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

    My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

    I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

    I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

    I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

    I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

    I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

    I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

    I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

    I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

    I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

    I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

    I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (weak in body, not in mind!)

    I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

    I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

    I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

    I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

    I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

    I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

    I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

    I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

    I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

    I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

    I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

    I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

    I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

    I'm JAPANESE so I MUST love anime and eat sushi every day.

    I'm DYSLEXIC so I must have one SPECIAL SKILL and be utterly rubbish at everything else.

    I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

    I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

    I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

    I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

    I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be JINGOISTIC and BAD-TEMPERED.

    I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

    I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

    I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

    I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

    I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

    I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

    I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (and i am)

    I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be GINGER, love HAGGIS, play the BAGPIPES and wear a KILT.

    I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

    I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

    I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

    I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

    I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

    I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a chav or a stuck-up toff.

    I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (aren't we all?)

    I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast ( or parent's don't allow it)

    I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

    I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

    I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b* (or i'm just a grammar Nazi on somethings)

    I'm labeled GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

    I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

    I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

    I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

    I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.

    I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

    I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

    I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

    I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

    I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

    I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

    I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

    I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

    I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

    I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

    I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (depends)

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

    I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

    I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

    I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

    I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.

    I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

    I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

    I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

    I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

    I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

    I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

    I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

    I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

    I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

    I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

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    Diaries of a Madman by whatmustido reviews
    When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal with the devil-himself, of course-in order to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making. Enter the poor human hero.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 1,526,745 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 11/30/2012
    Waking Nightmares by KnightMysterio reviews
    Luna's nightmares herald the arrival of nine warriors from another world, who have unwillingly been turned into ponies by the force that brought them there. Why were they transported to Equestria? And what is the horror that haunts Princess Celestia?
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 365,420 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Medic
    MLP: Battle of the Blanks by Jedi Master Desrik Korryn reviews
    A young video game loving, guns a blazing Airman on leave guy goes on a shooting trip that was supposed to be relaxing. But fate sends him to an unlikely place... EverFree Forest! Can he use his military training to get home? Can he help a young filly and a misunderstood Princess get home? Will he rid Equestria of the blanks and blood hooves? And will he just accept being a brony?
    My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 371,549 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Applebloom, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
    The Forgemaster by Oplindenfep reviews
    A brilliant though taciturn smith is sent to Equestria through unknown means. Follow the characters as they deal with this new development. HiE Fic. Constructive reviews welcome.
    My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 214,459 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Rainbow Dash
    Never Judge A Bug By Her Cover (Chrysalis's Royal Break Up Chronicle) by Zamairiac reviews
    What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. The Answer? A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit. Chrysalis's Royal Break Up Chronicle, because she's too sexy for a one shot.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,076 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Queen Chrysalis, OC
    The Temple Poltergeist by Edna Pests reviews
    A surviving Time Lady meets the Jedi, is forced to train as one, and decides to use her intellect to screw with the Temple in protest.
    Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 29,990 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku
    The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
    A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
    Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,379 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
    The Memoirs Of A Reality Jumper by Daniel Gallant reviews
    Alex has been thrown around fictional realities for almost 60 years without aging or control. This time, he jumped to Ponyville, and will be staying for a lifetime. Can he build a life here? Does he want to? What about the family he left behind?
    My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 195,395 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Rainbow Dash
    The Lost Element by XD-385 reviews
    Equestria has long been known as the land of ponies. However, the name of Equestria is misleading. For far too long, a certain element has been missing from the world. And now, that element has been brought back. But for better or for worse?
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 630,089 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Fluttershy, Rarity
    ARTICLE 2 by Muppetz540 reviews
    The Princesses find an alien creature barely clinging to life at the scene of a terrifying crash. Can the Combined Power of the Elements of Harmony save it, or more importantly, should they save it?
    My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 135,384 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
    A New Mission by iTsTealblast reviews
    A sniper team is sent on a mission to assassinate a high value target. The whole mission was a setup, a trap, the one chance to end it all, gone. After a horrible crash in their escape, they get pulled into Equestria! How will the ponies react? Will the team fit in in the pony society? Rated M for language, violence, sexual themes, etc.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Lyra
    Marine in Equestria: Divided Path 2 by Lone The Dark Hearted Wolf reviews
    Mark is brought back from the dead for what reason no one knows except for me also more humans may come from my mind or from other stories and all permission was given to write this
    My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Applejack, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC
    Dead Space: Hope for Tomorrow(Hiatus) by Battle Damage reviews
    *Sequel to The Equestrian Incident* How long must this go on for? How long must the killing and destruction go on for? The Necromorphs may have brought death to the Equestrians. But the Humans have brought worse. When strange things start to happen, the ponies of Equestria turn to the now retired CommanderAlexander James Styx.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
    The Lost Soldier by Akkura reviews
    A young special forces operator is taken to the land of Equestria. See what happens to him and the other charecters of My Little Pony interact.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
    My Little Halo: Survival is Magic by We are the Meta 19962 reviews
    When Twilight and Luna discover the "Forward Unto Dawn", they quickly warn the rest of Ponyville and go with Celestia and the Elements to the wreck site what they find surprises them. When Master Chief is awoken by Cortana, he must find a way to get off of the Dawn and survive in this strange new world.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,161 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
    Over the Edge and Over Again by jammiexdodger reviews
    Having failed to reach Davy Jones' Locker with the rest of his crew, Captain Hector Barbossa finds himself lost within a world he doesn't understand. But despite the odds not playing in his favour, and having no knowledge of the world around him, he vows to make it back to his own. Somehow.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,610 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hector B.
    superwholock : the weeping angels by liria10 reviews
    When Sherlock begin to investigate an old house with angel's statue, he think that he maybe need to call some old friends... Also Include some Surpenatural stuff. Sorry for the grammar, I'm not english, but french, but, I try to do my best...
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W.
    The Monster by Oplindenfep reviews
    A monster appears on the edge of Ponyville, the aftermath is... unfortunate.
    My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Princess Celestia - Complete
    My Little Pony: The Human Chronicles Season 1 by seniorcopycat reviews
    The story follows a lonely twelve year old human boy named Toby Morrison who wants nothing more than to have friends is mysteriously transported to Equestria where he gains incredible magical powers and meets a group of talking ponies called the Mane Six. Now Toby must protect Equestria from all sorts of monsters, crazy bad guys and a mysterious hunter who is targeting him.
    My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,111 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, OC - Complete
    Dead Space: The Equestrian Incedent by Battle Damage reviews
    It's been five years since the the Necromorph outbreak on Earth and the Tau Volantus incedent. A ragtag group of survivors are aboard a drifting 'EGS Bon Homme Richard.' When their Shockpoint drive mysteriously activates they find themselves in Equestria. Will they ever get home?
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
    Lewis Of Equestria by Silas Grimm reviews
    A modern-day cowboy, Lewis works at his family's ranch. When he is flung into Equestria, how will he handle the changes? And why is he even there? Rated M for possibility of dirty stuff if I feel like it. Reviews appreciated.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,073 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012
    One's Rescue Team by Dissimilis reviews
    One was once human, just with a weird name. She wondered what she did to turn into a Eevee. The Charmander helps too. Rob the Charmander. Where was this going? Background story to King's Mystery Dungeons.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Eevee/Eievui, Charmander/Hitokage
    King's Mystery Dungeon Version by Dissimilis reviews
    Warning: Nearly the same as game. King was human- like. He was not a female Vulpix. He was a human male. He did not want to talk to the Riolu. Then how did he end up this way? Gay, bi, and straight warnings. "It all started with Amal's stupid relic thingy. Now we're trying to save the world."
    Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 108,592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Vulpix/Rokon, Riolu
    Time Crisis by Tarkana262 reviews
    Sequel to The Emotional Illness and Life Among the Distant Stars. The Doctor returns to Equestria to find it is the center of a gigantic time paradox. He sets off with the mane 6 to fix the problem, but soon finds the threat is larger than he realized...
    Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
    The Luftwaffe man Novel vol 1 by Godric The Radical reviews
    Life is going quite well for Fredrick. What a life he is having he gets to do his life long dream...flying. The Luftwaffe is the place to be for Fredrick. His childhood friends are there and Fredrick is next for promotion. All is going well until he flew though that cloud.
    My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Fluttershy, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
    A Not So Lonesome Road by Purpose Porpoise reviews
    What roads do we walk, To show who we are? What Flags do we fly, To show what we believe? When Ulysses wakes to find himself in a different world, He finds a world untouched by the fires of radiation. A place that does not understand the concepts of war, a place of peace and tranquility.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Ulysses
    The Running Shadow that's also really annoying by StreakTheFoxz reviews
    The Shadow... A dark entity that has been plagueing the quiet town of Ponyville for several days now... ...is really freaking annoying the manure out of everypony there, especially Rainbow Dash. But as the mane 6 try to get together to catch this trolling creature, what mysterious will they inevitably uncover? And what exactly is the creature? Pssst, it's the TF2
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Scout
    Healing for a Spell by iEspeon reviews
    Twilight makes a mistake with a new spell, winds up in Korea with a broken leg and a hurt head. Luckily enough, Hawkeye is there in time to help her and take her back to the 4077, where new friends are made and new things are learned. One-shot.
    Crossover - M*A*S*H & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hawkeye P., Twilight Sparkle - Complete
    Of War and Friendship by Doc Delray reviews
    Inspired by too much MLP FiM and Star Wars Sagas. An intrepid squad of Mandalorian commandos are forced to crash land on an as of yet uncharted world and home to a very strange race of quadrupeds. Rating T for occasional language and violence.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,789 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
    Life Among the Distant Stars by Tarkana262 reviews
    Sequel to The Emotional Illness. The Doctor takes the mane cast on an adventure unlike any they've had before. Thrills! Chills! Timey-Wimey!
    Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,129 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
    The Emotional Illness by Tarkana262 reviews
    A strange sickness has infected nearly everyone in Ponyville. It seems there is no hope for a cure - until Twilight stumbles across a strange blue box...
    Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
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    Marine in Equestria reviews
    I was supposed to defuse a simple IED. Or blow it up, either way. Because of a sniper, I failed my mission, more or less. Now I'm in a new world, trying to survive. I have to deal with emotional equines, my own feelings, and the other humans who end up in this world through the same way I did; dying. Rated M for death, swearing, violence, alcohol and vague sexual references.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 158,279 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Applejack, OC
    Timeithian's Tale reviews
    Nightmare Moon wasn't the hardest I've had to face. You want to hear about true war? Let me tell you of my time on Earth, an Alicorn among Humans. With what I've seen during my century there, be lucky you grew up in comfort. Rated M for death, murder, war, and alcohol.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/14 - OC
    Fallout: Path of Friendship reviews
    New Vegas. A shining beacon of life and wealth in the Mojave Wasteland. My city. I am known as the Courier, leader of the newly Independent New Vegas. And I think I've gone insane. Well, more insane.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Courier
    A Survivor's Accident reviews
    Trapped in New Orleans, a group of survivors attempt to flee the growing hoards of infected. While stopping at a Safehouse to rest for the night, a Tank takes out the leader of the group. Instead of completely dying, as he expected, he ends up in an entirely new land. Rated T for death, violence, swearing, smoking, and maybe a little booze.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Fluttershy, OC
    Halo: Friendship Evolved reviews
    A lone Spartan-II wakes up on an unidentified planet with no memory of how he got there, armed only with his DMR and his Smart AI, Reznov. Will he be able to remember what happened, and possibly be able to return to the UNSC? Or will he be stuck for the rest of his life?
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 7/22/2013 - OC, OC
    Fallout Equestria: A Courier's Care reviews
    Not many people have what it takes to be a Courier. We need to be adaptable with any situation, no matter how odd, stupid, or crazy. Maybe it's why I haven't broken from the stress of what I go through...
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/2/2013 - OC, Courier
    Lost Republic reviews
    While we were supposed to be reinforcing a platoon on Felucia, something happened with our experimental ship. Now, we're stuck on an unknown planet with no way of reestablishing contact with the Republic.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,137 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Lyra, Jedi K., Trooper
    Fallout: A New Dawn reviews
    Name's Red Dawn, formerly known as Timeithian. Once Nightmare Moon was banished to the moon, I was banished also. Banished to a place that hasn't known peace for over two hundred years, and is in constant turmoil.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3 - OC, Courier
    Captain Rex in Equestria reviews
    Captain Rex finds himself in a land of colorful creatures, but great dangers menace the peaceful land. Now Rex has to save the land and find a way to return to the Republic.
    Crossover - My Little Pony & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Captain Rex
    Marine in Equestria: Divided Path reviews
    Celestia's finally done it. She's declared war with Mark and his group of human comrades. In return, he gains new and old allies to fight her tyrannical rule. Rated M for death, swearing, violence, and some booze.
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,080 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Applejack, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC - Complete
    Cupcakes reviews
    Pinkie Pie has a dark secret, and Rainbow Dash finds out what it is in the most horrifying way possible... Rated M for brutal violence and death
    My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie - Complete