Zombie: *looks up* Well, hello there, dear reader!

Pink Unicorn: Welcome, welcome, to the 74th annual - no wait, that's wrong...

Z: *sighs* Unicorn!! How many times have I told you that this is not Panem!

PU: ...It's not?

Z: No. It's obviously Pigfarts. Pigfarts, pigfarts, here I come!

PU: Pigfarts, pigfarts, yum yum yum!

Z: Yayyyy... oh wait, the readers are staring at us...

PU: *looks disgruntled* Oh yeah... them...

Z: Well annnnyway, HELLO! This is a-

PU: Yes, hello!!!!

Z: Stop interrupting me!!! As I was saying, this is a JOINT fanfiction account! Yes, that's right. ONE account, TWO authors!

PU: Double the fun! Plus, we get to scream at each other when one of us writes something really bad.

Z: But we always fix it.

PU: My solo account is called thepinkunicorn, and the zombie's is called Tape Monkey.

Z: We're mainly Harry Potter fans, so most of our work is Harry fanfiction! But we also love to death the following fandoms: Team Starkid, Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, The Avengers all its solo movies, Lord of the Rings, and NOT twilight!!

PU: Yes, what she said! We also would be Sherlock fans, but SSSOMEBODY doesn't have the time to watch TV!

Z: *raises hands* Hey, I'm a busy woman!

PU: So back to business. Generally, the way we write is that the zombie writes all the boring parts and I write all the fun parts!

Z: What she MEANS to say is that I write the plotty parts while she handles the romance and character development, because I fail at that kind of stuff!

PU: Yes, that too!

Z: I can't think of anything else to say in this bio. Can you?

PU: Um, special shoutout to our BFFL JinxedAgain!!! LOVE YA GIRLIEEEEE!!!!

Z: YEAH! Her name's Cori and she purchases boyfriends in China.

PU: Annnnnd she just died of embarrassment.

Z: So true. Anything else to say?

PU: Jeremy Renner... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Z: *rolls eyes and waves a green flag* TEAM LOKI.

PU: Well, now, we really must be going. It's been quite a SPREE, hasn't it?

Z: *shakes PU* I'M THE ONE WHO MAKES THE CANDY PUNS AROUND HERE!!!!!

ZPU: JEFF BLIM JOKE! *epic high-five*