Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Naruto, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
DOES ANYONE HERE RP KUROFAI?!?!??!?? MY FAI IS SEEKING A KUROGANE RUDE ENOUGH TO BE HIS PARTNER!!!!! Message me if you like KuroFai from Tsubasa:Reservoir Chronicles and can roleplay Kuro-tama!
Hola! Guten tag! Hallo! Konnichiwa! Bonjour! Yo! Ciao! Hi there, welcome to my Profile. Have a cookie! There's plenty to go around! I hope you got here from one of my stories. If you like them then please, feel free to send me a random plot bunny, all mine are so organized its scary! However they have a tendency to run aways from me. *sad face* But if you has ideas, then please send them to me!
My Best Friends on Fanfiction: Wurstlover178(a.k.a Wu-chan! I loves you Wu-chan!). Also my Swedish speaking German-Italian-American friend, AlfredF.JonesTheHero(also known to me as my Ruotsi. You cannot call her this, only me, got it punks? Or do you wanna be ski-trooped like Russia?!?)
My ethnic heritage(in order of genetic material present): Norwegian-Danish-Prussian-Polish-Irish-French-North Italian-AMERICAN!
Age: In high school
Gender: Female, despite what you might think if you met me yes I is a girl!
Talents: Writing, singing dancing (when i was a little kid this was true... TT_TT), and drawing poorly, oh and i make a mean lasagna.
Choice of belief: Christianity, but I do refer to the world's belief systems as all being somewhat true. And I have favorite Paganistic dieties.
Favorite colors: Black and silver
Chinese zodiac sign: Rat
Greek Zodiac sign: Cancer the crab (kk steals hands fga out)
Favorite greek god(dess): Athena, Goddess of war, art and wisdom
Favorite Hindu god(dess): Shiva the Destroyer (he is so cool!)
Favorite Norse god(dess): Frey, god of summer and brother of Freya goddess of love and marriage
Favorite Egyptian god(dess): Bast, goddess of cats, lions and household safety
Favorite Animals: Llamas and cats and dragons, shut up they're real!
Favorite manga/anime: Hetalia, xxxholic, anything else by CLAMP, Naruto, Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Negima, Durarara!!, Lucky Star, Otomen, … JUNJO ROMANTICA(cue angel choir), One Piece, Crimson Spell(a very good yaoi), Girlfriends, Okane ga Nai(also a good yaoi), Baccano
MY LOVE OF YAOI: I know no other thing, besides cheesecake and cream cheese ice cream, that comes close to my feelings towards yaoi.
All Time Favorite Band: Three Days Grace
Current Favorite song: Drive By (Train)
Favorite Artist: Van Gogh(he was Dutch)
Places I most hope to visit: Japan(to study flower arranging and see the Tokyo tower up close), Spain(the running of the bulls and the annual tomato fight), Italy(the food, the food and the food[also the young men of Rome, many are supposedly very attractive, but don't quote me on that one]oh and to visit what's left of Venice), Germany(because it's a beautiful place full of history… okay and to visit where Prussia was too), England (i dunno why really), Amsterdam(guess), Norway(the home of my ancestors), Finland(because it's gorgeous and the language is cool) and if I have time, Russia(I want to see the Motherland Calls statue in Moscow and visit the Royal Village)
Just some general stereotypes. The ones that might apply to me are in bolded print.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (okay that one is occasionally true.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (no, I have occasional problems with moodswings so the pills help me live life without scaring people.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'M UNDERAGE!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (At least I can be realistic.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Uh...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be anorexic.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (uh hello, screw fashion)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (I wish, about the good looking part and the being Puerto Rican part)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be proud.
I am CRAZY, so I MUST have NO friends.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who doesn't eat lunch, so I MUST be anorexic. (no i just don't have time to eat lunch usually.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (:/ No. Just no.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND or CHOIR, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm UNDERWEIGHT, so I MUST have ANOREXIA.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (You'd be surprised. This is a rather biased stereotype.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I burn easily. Is that a crime?)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (On the contrary, people are anti-social with me.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (No I just like to wear guy clothes sometimes; they always fit so much better)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be a loud-mouthed arrogant child.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (No, I just think that some men have a problem dealing with the power society has always given them and that some need to be taken down a notch)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm not HUMAN, so I CAN'T be labeled.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Umm it’s really none of your business)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I have sensitive eyes okay! I cry over everything!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
What me no likey this month: HOMEWORK!!! Also waiting in lines and not seeing my friends on the weekends, and being too much of a coward to confess my love…
WHAT I DO LIKEY THIS MONTH:… my crush, creative writing class, hanging out with my friends, hugging and fangirling.
MY FANFICTIONALIST OF THE MONTH: Okay, so this month's writer is AlfredF.JonesTheHero and her fiction Asylum Area. The actual title is in Danish and I'm not a bilingual sugar cookie like her so I'll just refer to it as AsylArea. READ IT, OR DIE!!!!!!!
So spread the love, everybody. (Just don't spread AIDS in the process, that's bad to do)