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Joined 05-20-12, id: 4014283, Profile Updated: 10-21-12
Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Naruto, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

DOES ANYONE HERE RP KUROFAI?!?!??!?? MY FAI IS SEEKING A KUROGANE RUDE ENOUGH TO BE HIS PARTNER!!!!! Message me if you like KuroFai from Tsubasa:Reservoir Chronicles and can roleplay Kuro-tama!

Hola! Guten tag! Hallo! Konnichiwa! Bonjour! Yo! Ciao! Hi there, welcome to my Profile. Have a cookie! There's plenty to go around! I hope you got here from one of my stories. If you like them then please, feel free to send me a random plot bunny, all mine are so organized its scary! However they have a tendency to run aways from me. *sad face* But if you has ideas, then please send them to me!

Name: Fire-chan

My Best Friends on Fanfiction: Wurstlover178(a.k.a Wu-chan! I loves you Wu-chan!). Also my Swedish speaking German-Italian-American friend, AlfredF.JonesTheHero(also known to me as my Ruotsi. You cannot call her this, only me, got it punks? Or do you wanna be ski-trooped like Russia?!?)

My ethnic heritage(in order of genetic material present): Norwegian-Danish-Prussian-Polish-Irish-French-North Italian-AMERICAN!

Age: In high school

Gender: Female, despite what you might think if you met me yes I is a girl!

Talents: Writing, singing dancing (when i was a little kid this was true... TT_TT), and drawing poorly, oh and i make a mean lasagna.

Choice of belief: Christianity, but I do refer to the world's belief systems as all being somewhat true. And I have favorite Paganistic dieties.

Favorite colors: Black and silver

Chinese zodiac sign: Rat

Greek Zodiac sign: Cancer the crab (kk steals hands fga out)

Favorite greek god(dess): Athena, Goddess of war, art and wisdom

Favorite Hindu god(dess): Shiva the Destroyer (he is so cool!)

Favorite Norse god(dess): Frey, god of summer and brother of Freya goddess of love and marriage

Favorite Egyptian god(dess): Bast, goddess of cats, lions and household safety

Favorite Animals: Llamas and cats and dragons, shut up they're real!

Favorite manga/anime: Hetalia, xxxholic, anything else by CLAMP, Naruto, Bleach, Blue Exorcist, Negima, Durarara!!, Lucky Star, Otomen, … JUNJO ROMANTICA(cue angel choir), One Piece, Crimson Spell(a very good yaoi), Girlfriends, Okane ga Nai(also a good yaoi), Baccano

MY LOVE OF YAOI: I know no other thing, besides cheesecake and cream cheese ice cream, that comes close to my feelings towards yaoi.

All Time Favorite Band: Three Days Grace

Current Favorite song: Drive By (Train)

Favorite Artist: Van Gogh(he was Dutch)

Places I most hope to visit: Japan(to study flower arranging and see the Tokyo tower up close), Spain(the running of the bulls and the annual tomato fight), Italy(the food, the food and the food[also the young men of Rome, many are supposedly very attractive, but don't quote me on that one]oh and to visit what's left of Venice), Germany(because it's a beautiful place full of history… okay and to visit where Prussia was too), England (i dunno why really), Amsterdam(guess), Norway(the home of my ancestors), Finland(because it's gorgeous and the language is cool) and if I have time, Russia(I want to see the Motherland Calls statue in Moscow and visit the Royal Village)

Just some general stereotypes. The ones that might apply to me are in bolded print.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (okay that one is occasionally true.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (no, I have occasional problems with moodswings so the pills help me live life without scaring people.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'M UNDERAGE!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (At least I can be realistic.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Uh...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be anorexic.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (uh hello, screw fashion)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (I wish, about the good looking part and the being Puerto Rican part)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be proud.
I am CRAZY, so I MUST have NO friends.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who doesn't eat lunch, so I MUST be anorexic. (no i just don't have time to eat lunch usually.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (:/ No. Just no.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND or CHOIR, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (You'd be surprised. This is a rather biased stereotype.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I burn easily. Is that a crime?)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (On the contrary, people are anti-social with me.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (No I just like to wear guy clothes sometimes; they always fit so much better)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be a loud-mouthed arrogant child.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (No, I just think that some men have a problem dealing with the power society has always given them and that some need to be taken down a notch)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm not HUMAN, so I CAN'T be labeled.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Umm it’s really none of your business)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I have sensitive eyes okay! I cry over everything!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Enter: baccano

What me no likey this month: HOMEWORK!!! Also waiting in lines and not seeing my friends on the weekends, and being too much of a coward to confess my love…

WHAT I DO LIKEY THIS MONTH:… my crush, creative writing class, hanging out with my friends, hugging and fangirling.

MY FANFICTIONALIST OF THE MONTH: Okay, so this month's writer is AlfredF.JonesTheHero and her fiction Asylum Area. The actual title is in Danish and I'm not a bilingual sugar cookie like her so I'll just refer to it as AsylArea. READ IT, OR DIE!!!!!!!

So spread the love, everybody. (Just don't spread AIDS in the process, that's bad to do)

Fireswordgirl Out!

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I'll Have You Eventually by Wurstlover178 reviews
Mathias Køhler is working at the bar when he meets Lukas Bondevik, and he can't get enough of him. Lukas rejects Mathias after much flirting, but that doesn't stop him. DenNor, SuFin. Language, mature themes, later chapters. -CANCELLED(?)-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,784 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Norway, Denmark
Canadian Slave by xXBlackPhantomXx reviews
Creatures of all races are put up for auction. What happens when 4th generation neko slave Matthew Williams gets bought by a shady Prussian. What happens when Matthew's past come backs to haunt him? Mafia!Prussia and Neko!Canada. Hard Yaoi. M for later chapters, language, rape, violence, and M-preg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,406 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Blood and Lust by Starisia the Shadow Demon reviews
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu] - Complete
Adam by sku7314977 reviews
Hannibal is taken by surprise when he finds a man wondering the streets late at night naked and covered in blood. He decides to take the stranger home. Contains: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Amnesia, Murder Husbands, Nudity, Flirting, Kissing, Bathing/Washing, Descriptions of Violence, HanniGram, Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,777 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Hannibal L., Will G.
The Christmas list by none-4-a-name reviews
Matt writes his letter not to Santa but to the universe, who knew it had such a sick sence of humor. Enter Mello! The finder of said list... How will this turn out. Wait... Matt saved Mello's life... what? M for whats to come!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Matt, Mello
Accidental Neko by DarkPhoenix168 reviews
After an accident in Komui's office, Allen undergoes a strange transformation, which allows him to see another side of the usually stoic samurai. RATED M FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS. Possible Lemon.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu] - Complete
Caged Bird by Cloudsofsand reviews
Shizuo was born with a silver spoon and a promising future as a Samurai. Izaya was one of the best and finest Geisha in Japan. Both were bound to their profession but desire to be free. AU. Shizaya. Smut. Izaya's POV.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,127 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Love Stage by Alexia-Esco reviews
With a family in showbiz, Matthew Bonnefoy- an otaku college student- is the only dull one born into this super famous and talented family. One day he winds up appearing in a TV commercial he just can't turn down. There, he's reunited with the super-popular young actor he costarred with on a project ten years prior.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,284 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
We Did NOT Just Move Here by superheroninjadinosaurs reviews
If I was anybody but Axel Flynn, a perfectly healthy Seventeen-year-old male, I would be at home, and not at my new crazy neighbor's house… I think I just counted ten. Ten crazy-blue-eyed-Strifes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,141 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Anarchy Baby by Pouceline de Gresiel reviews
Arthur, a guitar genius punk, ditches his damn boyfriend Francis and his damn band Bad Touch Four and leaves London for San Francisco for a while. There is one thing the dude didn't expect. There is a *** American brat that dares pissing him off while he's trying getting himself drunk. And of course he can't resist him. Rated M for very tough language, alcohol, yaoi, Punk!UK X US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - England/Britain, America
The Four Faces of America by AlucardLovesSteakCakes reviews
America is often considered by the other nations as a childish idiot obsessed with being a hero, but when England receives a phone call from a sobbing Alfred- they might just be proved wrong when it turns out that America isn't just one person...but four. Which one is the real America...and which ones are the fakes? M for gore, psychological/sensitive themes and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 28,685 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cat's Cradle by Wurstlover178 reviews
Ludwig notices two cats always in his backyard; one is always cheerful and chasing butterflies, the other always hostile and robbing the local Italian restaurant. While Ludwig's interest in the nice one grows, Antonio's grows for the mean one. GermanyxNeko!Italy, SpainxNeko!Romano, hints of EnglandxInu!America. Rated M for future lemon chapters, language/themes. -CANCELLED-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
John, You Can't Fool A Genius by 221BSexySt reviews
Sherlock is a genius, few things can puzzle him. One of those things is his sexually confused flat mate. Johnlock. Has sex and other stuff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by redroses100 reviews
Jack isn't as innocent as the Guardians think. When one of his naughty dreams starts to go to far, will he be strong enough to defeat the monster under the bed, or will he become victim to his own dark desires? WARNING! don't read if you are skitish about Yaoi or Jack/Pitch pairings!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
A Drunken Mistake by Kazoopernatural reviews
PERMANENT HIATUS! It wasn't meant to end this way. It was just one night. One night to have a little fun. But it turned out to be a huge, drunken, mistake, and it nearly ruined my life forever. GerIta. Warning: Yaoi, Angst! Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
How to Lose Your Virginity by Miggery reviews
Surely Matthew Williams isn't your average 19 year-old. He works at a sex shop, his best friend is a contract killer, and 14 different people are pursuing him, including a sexy albino man. For what reason? One million dollars. Rated M!PruCan YAOI.Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,334 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Fangs and Scales by Kat with Shamrocks reviews
Arthur, a lonely naga who thinks he is the last of his kind, finds an unhatched egg in the middle of the thick forest he lives in. He takes the egg and happily raises this child on his own, naming him Alfred; and he loves him so much. Sadly, one day Alfred and Arthur are captured by a strong werewolf clan; and this only sparks a series of ups and downs in their lives. UKUS CanAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
A Difficult Kind Of Easy by ForgottenHour reviews
Warnings! Attempted Rape, Forceful Sex, Lemons galore, sexual themes, rumor has it Cloud Strife will do anything, open his legs up to any man. Except for Genesis. Sephiroth's curiosity is very peeked. Cloud is all too innocent, and sick of the rumors.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,507 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
That Part Where You Said You Were a Virgin by UndercoverMoffat reviews
"I'm a merc with a mouth, there's no such thing as not talking," Wade smirks. "You're sorely mistaken dearest Spidey, if you thought for half a moment you were going to lose your virginity to silence." Spideypool, with a dash of Superfamily.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Dark Side by McFiddleStan reviews
College AU. Loki is forced to attend the same college as Thor. He goes, carrying the secret that has been tearing at him for two years, intent on distancing himself from Thor and his circle of friends. Especially the obnoxious Tony Stark. But things don't always work out like you plan. Will they accept each other, even with their dark sides? ((Pt 1 of the Picture Perfect series))
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,825 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
That Which Possesses You by MindlessAdri reviews
Possessed by the Demon of Lust Fai must bed a new partner each night in order to survive but when he happens upon a young man with the ability to allow him to feed without doing this his interest flares. Torn between preserving Kurogane's human life and his emotions he leaves to spare them both but finds that protecting those you care for isn't... continued inside.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Kurogane, Fai
Inhale, Exhale by Fantasism reviews
"Immediately, Matthew flushed, because Gilbert had that look in his crimson eyes, which Matthew didn't necessarily mind, but, maple, they were in a world meeting!" Generic world meeting!smut. Prucan. Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Twists of Fate by flaminglygayangels reviews
In a moment, everything can change. For the better or the worse, that is up for one Matthew Williams to decide when he is paralyzed from the waist down in a car accident one night. (AU Prucan)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Mine by Elly Phantomhive reviews
What happens when Ichigo finds a strange little blue and white kitten on his way home from school? YAOI AU OOC and general filth in later chapters :P
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
You Are Not Alone by HUNica reviews
Matthew is tired of being invisible so he just want to drown himself in alcohol. A white-haired red-eyed man helps him get over. PruCan. Rated M
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Asylområdet by AlfredF.JonesTheHero reviews
Starting a new job at the asylum shouldn't be that hard.. right? Unfortunately, with a 'patient' that bites THAT much.. something needs to be done. But sending him to the dentist? AU Asylum DenmarkXNorway. Human Names Used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Denmark, Norway
Mein Liebling in Ketten by Hyper4Hetalia reviews
Dark!Hetalia. WW3 has been going on longer than anyone could care to remember, and no one seems ready to give in. But when Prussia takes Canada hostage and attraction between them blooms, will they risk everything for love? Better summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Go Getter Grimm by mcpidy reviews
Grimmjow notices a new tenant moving in to his apartment building. Being the go getter guy that he is, Grimmjow decides to make this tenant his new boyfriend. By any means necessary.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,636 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
White Coat Warden by Kat with Shamrocks reviews
A collection of UkUs stories involving mental defects, insanity, and odd events that might be spine tingling. These stories will be requested and gifted by reviews, authors, and people who ask for them. Story one: 'The Smiling Nurse': Arthur Kirkland is an insane man who is locked away in a white room. He is all alone until he meets a young nurse by the name of 'Jones'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - America, England/Britain
Erebus on the Cusp of Dawn by Hic iacet Mori reviews
His brother meant the world to Sasuke, and that changes one morning when he finds a strange gift in the cemetery. When he finds the mysterious giver, his whole world changes and it becomes someone bright with shadows dancing in her wake. Sasufem!Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The ukeish uke by LXBBandLXlightfan reviews
This is a parody of fanfics where Mello is an uke. Please don't take this seriously. MattxMello. Rated M for sex. I don't think I even need to tell you that this is yaoi. IDOE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Day At The Fair by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
Dirty Version. Tino and Berwald eat some ice cream at the fair and get into a sticky situation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Caught on Poloroid by Ahr0 reviews
Kiku has had an affinity with following around his best friends Alfred and Arthur with a camera or camcorder. Their relationship being something thrilling to him, and for them, his recordings being something special to them. This is a series of drabbles of "recordings" shot by Kiku, of Alfred and Arthur from Kiku's blog "Caught on Poloroid". Yaoi, USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - America, England/Britain
Visible by cylobaby27 reviews
"Just because Prussia was completely smashed didn't mean he was stumbling around—no, that was his swagger." Prussia first meets Canada when the "invisible" nation starts a bar fight during a hockey match. For Prussia, it's love at first sight. Canada just can't understand why Gilbert's still talking to him. PruCan. Rated for language and mature content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,396 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Mood Killer by Shinsei Roma-san reviews
In which Prussia has some... /fun/ times with Canada's curl, and you should /all/ know what comes after that This story contains homosexual relationships AKA love making , please don't read if you're not into that kind of stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Peeping Romano by Kazoopernatural reviews
Germany has a hard enough time keeping Italy out of trouble, and his life's not made any easier with the fact that Romano tends to enjoy bursting into the house whenever he feels the need to do so. What happens when Romano breaks into the house when nobody's home, and has to hide in Germany's closet to avoid being caught? YAOI. GerIta. Rated M for a reason!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Flower's Pick by Kisshulover1 reviews
As the bonfires of Midsummer are lit along the land, Berwald can only think of one thing. His summer Bride, Tino, and how badly he wants to be with him. Will Berwald's Midsummer plan fail as he thinks it will? Or will a small little flower ensure his love? Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,508 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Mama's Lullaby by Tyranno's girl reviews
Peter Oxenstierna was a normal 10 year-old boy. He went to school, played at the park, and ate jelly sandwiches. He was... average. Except for the fact that his parents slept in stone coffins during the day. Light SuFin told in a child's POV, inspired by Katy Towell's 'The Mockingbird Song'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Candies by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
Feliciano and Ludwig have hella sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Masterpiece by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Japan wants nothing more than to follow his heart and tell Greece how he feels, but he can't handle the prospect of being turned down. After all why would a stunning masterpiece like Greece ever feel the same way? Greece/Japan oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Aphrodisiac of Snow by Chaobaby95 reviews
After trekking through the snow mountains, the trio finally found a nice, warm lodge to stay in. Then, Ash meets up with Gary and finds out that he has to sleep with him due to lack of rooms. The two being rivals, many things are bound to happen...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Mailman by fiorifrost-legallover reviews
An eight-year-old Matthew tells his nine-year-old brother, Alfred, about the particularly intimate experience he had with the Mailman. . . .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Origins by Lunyx reviews
Set after the end of Inheritance. Eventual Murtagh/Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Eragon S., Murtagh
Her 18th Year by HiHi-Ai reviews
Little Liechtenstein is finally coming of age, making her open game to all the other countries. How in the world is Switzerland going to keep all these big man countries off his precious treasure? All he wants is to keep her to himself, but Vash isn't good at expressing his feelings for precious Lily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
do you know how to tame a wild horse? by surprisedreader reviews
Arthur has been depressed lately and Alfred decides its his place to help. Cowboy America! US/UK review and I will love you forever!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
Rosewater by Verboten Byacolate reviews
The worst part was not that Merlin knew exactly how the curves were placed under her mistress' gowns, but that she knew exactly how the men in her company tried to picture them. Genderbend PWP, written with whitetyger123.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Beast by Queen Sunshadow reviews
The beast inside Ganondorf has been hungering for a mate. Unfortunately it decides to set it's eyes on the Hero of Time. Ganondorf/Link. OoT Universe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Ganondorf, Link
The Hetalia Wallflower by Shinigami-cat reviews
Gilbert, Feliciano, Francis and Roderich have been set a challenge; turn the land ladies nephew Matthew Williams into a young gentle man and they can live in the boarding houe rent free until they graduate. How hard can it be? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,188 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Beautiful Broken souls by Shinigami-cat reviews
"Please. I know you can hear me. Just please… kill me. Kill me. I want to die. Please." "That would be impossible, da." I suck at summarys. Way better summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,766 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
No Room For Love in War by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
"You were never supposed to mean this much to me..." It's the end of WWII and Germany finally admits his country's defeat to the allied forces, but what reasons did Italy have for switching sides in the first place? One sided Germany/Italy oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Dirty Not Disgusting R18 by FindingXXX reviews
America and England are skipping a meeting, and spending it in an alleyway behind the building...what else could it be but PWP? R-18 yaoi with oral and dirty talk. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Triple Chocolate by FindingXXX reviews
Prussia may have a bit of an incest kink, but he's not willing to admit it, until two someones make him. Itacest and both Italies on Prussia, R-18, incest, bondage, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
What England Wants R18 by FindingXXX reviews
Just some sexy FrUK rubbing each other in a bathroom. The clothes never come off. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Smack Smack, Bang Bang Spamano R18 by FindingXXX reviews
Spain got a little drunk and told France something he shouldn't have. Something regarding his boots fetish. And now Romano knows. R-18 yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Don't touch Nantucket! by FantasiaCalcas reviews
England plays with Nantucket while America is sleeping. He gets reaction out of America that he really doesn't expect. One shot UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/21/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Strictly Business by Nalyx reviews
Phoenix comes home and is immediatly greeted by his boyfriend, Edgeworth, but not in the nice "welcome home honey" way. more like the "i want to pound you into this wall right now :D" way. what will happen? xD read to find out!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Silk Bindings of Love by Rose Fortress reviews
Not all bondage is rough and hardcore, as Japan learns when he allows Greece to be the one in charge for once. It can be teasing, it can be softcore, and it can even be sweet. Greece/Japan aka Giripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Make Way for the Fireside by Verboten Byacolate reviews
When Prussia teaches Canada naughty German on the sly, it can only end badly. Or, you know. With sex. Written with whitetyger123.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Something To Believe In by Blynd Banditt reviews
Demyx POV - As I make my way to the doors of Castle Oblivion, my eyes widen with fear of the gloomy darkened sky, Kingdom Hearts in its full moon phase. A cloaked, hooded figure rests atop the castle, looking down on me—watching my every step.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Demyx, Xigbar
Neosporin by Blynd Banditt reviews
Axel is the newest arrival to Castle Oblivion, with Demyx soon to follow. Zexion goes to Xigbar for advice about a book he picked up, which puts him in an awkward position. Zexion runs off and accidentally crosses paths with Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Zexion, Xigbar
Masochist by Sixteen clumsy and shy reviews
Gilbert was always a masochist. GERMANCEST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Hanabi by KantanaAmaya reviews
Written for the 4th of July! Once Phoenix convinces Edgeworth to see a fireworks show with him, will the two spark fireworks of their own? Yaoi! Lemon! E/P. My second PW fic. First attempt at this sort of lemon. DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, m'k!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
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Rough and Hot reviews
some yummy SuFin for your enjoyment
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Habit That'll Kill Me In The End reviews
Just a short, VERY SHORT, Shizaya oneshot so enjoy. Shizuo makes a good point. Rated for what I suggest happened before the story.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
If I Have To Leave reviews
Naruto has been in a forced relationship with Sai ever since their first mission together. After Orochimaru's death, Sasuke comes back to get some things for his new team and saves Naruto by accident. In a split second decision, he makes an offer that could change the fate of the world. Better summary inside. Rated M for certain things
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How The West Was Kept reviews
This is a mildly modern Wild West were America/Alfred and Fem!Canada/Madeline are well... Hired guns, bounty hunters, and In a pinch anything legal that pays. Rest of story explanation to come on the inside. Going to be UkUS and Prucan in the future. Enjoy! Modern Wild West AU. Circa late 1950's early 1960's. I own nothing! Chapter four now up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - England/Britain, America
Holy Rome's Book Adventure reviews
Holy Rome is reading a book that he likes in the library when suddenly theres a crash. With Italy cleaning the library today what will happen? rated for excess cuteness and thanks to my favorite reader Wurstlover178 for being my approver for this. Read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
UkUs: Unanticipated Sideffects reviews
um summary inside. I own nothing. Rated M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
That's What Those Fireworks Really Mean reviews
This day isn't for celebration in Alfred's eyes. The day he's never celebrated, truely celebrated, since he's realized his mistake. But his children are intent on standing behind him, no matter what.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spamano reviews
Pure smut, no thinly veiled plot. My first time so please no hating. Don't like yaoi, no reading. Flames will be used to cook tomato soup at the end. I own nothing so don't sue me!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete