Author has written 20 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Soul Eater, Supernatural, Kagerou Days/カゲロウデイズ, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Fire Emblem.
Yo! I know it's weird, but since I love the Kagerou Project, it'll now be my profile pic, despite my name
Hey everybody! Sorry about the fact that I have zero Spamano fanfics on here even to know that "Spamano Love Child" is my name. Hey, guess what! -Crooked smile- The second sentence is now irrelevant...-Creepy smile- Here's a few things to know about me!
Name: Call me Lin Lin/Hana!
Age: You shall never know! Muahahahahaha! Yeah, I'll stop with my crappy evil laugh...Sorry...
Gender: Wanna guess? I hate sports, most of my ships are gay, so one so forth. Yeah, girl.
Fears: Spiders, bugs, being alone, natural disasters, people rejecting my work, saws, my skin splitting (Like a paper cut. Ugh, it's gross!), zombies, though I'll still kill 'em easy, and a lot more! La!
Oh, and I beta now, if you want my services. ;)
I GOT THIS FROM "NARUISAWESOME'S" PROFILE!!!
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
No Sleep till Brookland (Maybe in the context?)
2. How would you describe yourself?
Immaculate Misconception (-Nods appreciatively-)
3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
2012 (Um…What was 2012 like again?)
4. How do you feel today?
Oh Well, Oh Well (Fair enough!)
5. What is your life's purpose?
The Pretender (No, I deceive…KANO!!! The first person to tell me who that is gets a one-shot.)
6. What is your motto?
The Dirt Whispered (…I can go with it.)
7. What do your friends think of you?
Postcards and Polaroids (Maybe ‘cause I moved?)
8. What do you think of your parents?
Save Your Heart (What the hell?!)
9. What do you think about very often?
The Convent (All of the yes. XD)
10. What is 2 plus 2?
It’s Not My Time (Suuuure…)
11. What do you think of your best friend?
Welcome to the Family (Aw…)
12. What do you think of the person you like?
Let It Go (Crap! That is SO NOT COOL!)
This is my disclaimer for all of my stories until I say otherwise. Suck it.
The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
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FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
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If you throw your controller at the wall when you can't beat a boss, post this in your profile. (I throw it on the floor, but it HAS hit the wall before.)
If a video game/anime/movie/book/fanfic has made you cry, post this in your profile.
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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.If you're part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
The Harry Potter Pledge:
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love
I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years
I promise to remember James and Lily
When someone dies before their time
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good
I promise to “Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
For Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family
I promise to remember Tonks
When someone is an extremely bubbly klutz
I Promise to have Constant Viligance
For Mad-Eye's sake, of course
I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring
I promise to remember Percy (Weasley)
When I have to take a slice of humble pie
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”
I Promise to remember Dobby
The house elf who died free
I Promise to remember Luna
When I don't care what people think of me
I Promise to remember Seamus
When thing go wrong, but I still persevere
I Promise to remember the Dursley's
When my parents still deny they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter
I Promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people
I Promise to remember Snape
When my heart fills with remorse
I Promise to remember J.K. Rowling
When I value the power of imagination
And when they ask, "After all this time?" I'll reply, "Always."
Yes I promise that I will Remember Harry Potter
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List your favorite Naruto characters 1-12 in order.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- (Deidara/Neji)
No. –Shakes head rapidly- Just no.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot- (Shikamaru)
Fucking hot. Why?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?- (Kiba/Naruto)
Um, well, all hell would break loose. And then Sakura would love the whole ordeal.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?- (Kiba)
Yep. I can’t say Kiba was a good character in one. Freaking cheater. But I remember other ones, like that one that I read today, about Ino visiting her father’s grave. Yep.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- (Kakashi/Deidara)
Ah, that depends on how you want to look at it. I like their personalities together, and if it was an AU, I ship it. There, ya happy?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?- (Minato/Kiba) or (Minato/Kankuro)
-Gaaaaasp- God no. I can’t, I can’t…Fucking crack! But, I’ll have to go with…Minato/Kankuro, because it’s be funny to see Kankuro try to take top with his puppets. .
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?- (Pein sees Kakashi/Kiba)
Well…He would walk back out of the room, I think. And never speak of it again. It’s like all of those studentxteacher fics. He would blush, though.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic- (Itachi/Kankuro)
It was forbidden. But forbidden things are always the best. Warnings: M!, language, boy-on-boy action, sex, the general stuff. There. Happy yet?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?- (Gaara/Naruto)
Yep. Though, there’s a lot more hard-core sex.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.- (Pein/Kiba)
It’s Simply Pain
Ulg. That title sucks hell.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?- (Shikamaru/Gaara)
Oh fuck. Literally, I suppose. I don’t want Shika to rape somebody, nor can I see him doing such, but this pairing is so no plausible. Well, here’s a little summary:
Shikamaru gets drugged, and a certain red-head gets in his way. Warnings: Rape, the drugging of a genius, language, blah blah blah. You know the drill.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?- (Itachi)
Um, I can only think of one possibility because she’s the only person I know who reads hentai…But I don’t know if it’s Itachi…But probably. She probably would.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?- (Neji)
Yeah. Two or three of them, I think.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?- (Kakashi/Shikamaru/Minato)
Who. The fuck. Would? First off, there’s that studentxteacher again, and throwing in a genius student? Fuck no!
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?- (Kankuro)
Yes! I honestly have no clue, so let’s go with that.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?- (Naruto)
Hero by Skillet. I’m sure you can figure out why.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?- (Gaara/Deidara/Kiba)
Extreme. Fucking. Crack, along with hard-core yaoi lemon. Have fun.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?- (Kankuro/Kakashi)
Kankuro: If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Kankuro: That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Kakashi: -Starts walking away-
Kankuro: Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Kakashi: Suck it up. –Continues to walk away-
Kankuro: -Holds hand out- Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Kakashi: -Stops, smiles-
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?- (Neji describes Kakashi/Naruto)
A student teacher mess.
20) How emo is Seven?- (Pein)
He’s not emo, per se, just…Sad…?
21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?- (Gaara and Shikamaru fighting over Kakashi)
Gaara: He’s mine!
Shika: I knew him first.
Gaara: Well, I fucked him first. Right, Ka-sama? –Wide, sparkly eyes, total uke face, in which it would make everybody want to have the panda in the dirtiest way possible-
Shika: -Eyes wide, blush-
22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?- (Deidara)
Well, hot. He basically already does, so of course he looks good! Just add a cute dress, and you’re all good!
23) What would a One/Two baby look like?- (Gaara/Kakashi)
White hair, light teal eyes. Super cute!
24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?- (Minato)
His family. Go after them, he’s gonna get mad. They’re important to him, unbelievably so.
25) Would One and Four be better as siblings or lovers?- (Gaara/Shikamaru)
Lovers. Because I love yaoi.
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Shikamaru, Deidara, Suigetsu, and Gaara-sama, Sai, and Kakashi
2. What is your favorite pairing? ItaDei or IzumoxKotetsu (What do ya call it???)
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Hell yeah. Sometimes I ship ShizunexTsunade. Ooh, and KakaIru. Mm, and the occasional SasuShika. Depends on the circumstances.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nagh. But I plan for Temari one day on Halloween. Even if I can’t to trick-or-treating…T.T
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I own volumes 41 and 43, I think? I have a Gaara shirt. Ooh, and I got Gaara shoes for my birthday this year! .
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Well, in the beginning I thought Kakashi. But I now know most characters wouldn’t like me. Bleh.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina ‘cause I think they’re a perfect couple! But, KibaHina is pretty nice too.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru ‘cause I think that Sakura should be paired with Sai, for some odd, semi-explainable reason.
9. Which team is your favorite? Don’t ask me that, bitch! DX Ah, I have to say 10. Damn you.
10. Do you support the obito theory? I have to. Because it’s true.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Uh, duh? Wasn’t he told that forever ago?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Wagh, between Deidara and Itachi. I suppose Itachi? Stop making me pick!
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Depends on when. Currently aft rereading volume, like, 60? I don’t like him very much. Like, maybe 2% of him?
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I pretty much only read it. I’ve seen a few of the dub original (Which sucks, by the way) and a movie. Not much else.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Ah. Last I read Sasuke found out that Itachi was revived during the war. I think.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ‘Tis quite possible.
17. Sub or dub? Dub. Sub sucks.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Beginning? Anti. Now? Pro.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny yet annoying. So there.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course. I even know whose under the mask! For real!
21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Gut-sensei is not an ugly nerd, nor a sexy beast. He’s charmingly amusing in his own way.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Mm. Yum. Awesome images, but I have to saw Neji. Nyeg, Nejiiiiiiiii! Nooooo! Ahem. Getting back on track here…
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird is awesome bitch. Both.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Naruto the calm one.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Depends, but usually yes.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Ah, not too recently, but I still do.
27. Do you like lemons? Depends on pairing, but generally yes.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mother and father hate me talking about such. So no.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Hell yeah. I love you too, Dez!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I don’t draw…I’m sorry.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nah. Since I don’t draw.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No. Parents? Yeah, way too much perfect expectancy going on there.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I had money to be broke with? Where is it, where is it?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Kinda. Yeah, I do.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. Because I know who does.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Sorry, lack of art skills do exist.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No. He looks like a fucked-up vampire. Just…No.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep! (Team, Master, Last, First)
Team Elements (I guess…)
Master Momoshiro, Natsu Yuki, -blank Naru, -blank-Hatsu
Master Oshiro, Adachi Yohei, Katayama Sakaye, Shinohara Taiyo
Master Kofuku, Morine Hama, Eto Ryu, Isobe Kira
Master Fukuhashi, Miyamoto Haruye, Aoguchi Aito, Hawagawa Akinobu
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not particularly. That’s more Supernatural than anything.
DID YOU KNOW:
-Kissing is healthy. -
Now make a wish. Wish really hard! Wish before reading on. * * * * * * * You wish will be received tomorrow. Your wish will only come true if you copy and paste this to your profile page.
My Mother Taught Me…
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why. "
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8
. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25.My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
(Copy and paste if this made you laugh - or if it's true)
How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Better than drugs or alchohol! .)
11. You check your profile every ten minutes.
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.
7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.
6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.
3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.
2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.
1. You repost this onto your profile! :)
24 things to do in an elevator!
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (While it’s true, still!)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
procrastinator to the max.
When life gives you lemons, stop the nosebleeds, fangirl, and take pictures.
The real question is this:
The only difference between us and angels is free will: we can choose to follow God, Angels have no choice. Now here's the question: Lucifer defied God's command and refused to love humans as much as he loved God. So did he develop free will, or did God make him WITH free will on purpose?
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile (And it's not just 'cause I'm bi! I already supported such before I knew! Nyeh to you too! If not, hi! :) )
10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl
1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you.
2. Trench coats make u giggle
3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"
4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon"
5. U laugh when u see alcohol
6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like"
7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile
8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can.
9. References to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freakin funny and the ppl around u dont get it.
10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot.
10 Signs You are a Dean Girl
1. Quarters turn you on
2. You always get the extra cookie
3. Gym shorts make you smile funny
4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy
5. You laugh when a Sammy Girl gawkes at the screen during 'Heart'
6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell
7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005
8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry
9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktobe"rfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophelia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Cheif, handsome devils, REO Speedwagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, minature philly cheese steak sandwhiches, PAs, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kanobi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys, airplanes, Smith and Wesson, right?!, asshats, Paris Hilton, womens underwear, virgins, brothels, creaky old guys, Dr. Sexy, sitcoms, Japaneses Game shows, CSI, bigger mouths, Knight Rider, boredom, hot nurses, ham, cowboy boots, PUDDING!, howdy partner, "I Wuv Hugz", loving the devil, Cupid, make you laugh and no one else around you knows why.
10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
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So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Waking Up: All Signs Point to Lauderdale (So I guess I’m going on a trip.)
First Day at School: Unfaithful (Sure.)
Falling In Love: Don’t Stop Believin’ (YES!)
Fight Song: Treason (Yup!)
Breaking Up: That’s What You Get (Ahem…)
Prom night: ‘Till I forget About You (Um…So…Some of these REALLY fit in other categories…)
Life: With Arms Wide Open (Um…Sometimes?)
Mental Breakdown: ABC Café/ Red and Black (This is from Les Miserables…)
Driving: Leave Out All the Rest (Sure? I dunno what to say to this.)
Flashback: You Can’t Stop The Beat (I’ll take this!)
Getting back together: It’s Not Me It’s You (I don’t think we should be talking to each other like that if we wanna get back together, ya know…)
Wedding: Perfect Insanity (Um, I already decided that WHEN I get married, NO ALCOHOL.)
Birth of Child: Don’t Fall Asleep At The Helm (Um…I don’t think I’ll be falling asleep.)
Final Battle: Suffer (So…Well, I guess…)
Funeral Song: Colder Than My Heart If You Can Imagine (Shit, it’s my funeral?! I guess I’m the one who suffered…And, I mean, if I’m dead, than I really hope things aren’t colder than my dead, no longer beating heart, ya know?)
Final Credits: Savior (Aw…I feel super sad, now.)
A man was making a scene in a bar about a gay couple who had done nothing but playfully flirt with each other, and light kisses, that lasted less than a second. He was screaming at them about how God would strike them down, and how they would burn in Hell. Another man, this one atheistic, got out of his seat, walked over, calmly put his hand on the man's shoulder and said,
"Sir, religion isn't like your dick. You don't go around town showing it to everyone and then shoving it down their throats."
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