Teh Llamainator
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Joined 05-20-12, id: 4014689, Profile Updated: 02-18-13
Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

'Ello, my lovelies! Here's some info about me:

Name: Call me Llama, or Llama-chan, or Ms. Llama... Whatever you please
Age: Well... If they were humans, older than Sealand and younger than America. :3
Gender: Female
Orientation: Pansexual
Favorite Quotes (from my life):
"How do you cry in a French accent? 'Le waaa?'"
"I am drunk. Therefore... I am drunk."
"'A prostitute is someone that you have do it with for money.' 'Yes, but how would you explain that... In mathematical terms?' 'If the square root of an isosceles triangle is equal to pi... Then you have do it with them for money.'"

My current obsession is Hetalia. My fabulous OTP is RusAme, and FrUK is a close(ish) second I also love Spamano, RuPru, GerIta, LiePol, TurGreece, SuFin, NorIce, Germancest, AmeCan, ChuNi(somuchincest), AsaKiku, RusGer, USUK, GerEng... Oh god I could go on... The only pairings I don't like are Turkraine, RoChu, and Seychelles paired with pretty much anybody other than France.

My second favorite fandom is homestuck (Eridan Ampora for the glubbin' wwin!) My OTP from that fandom is GamNep (becauseit'sadorableokay), followed by EriSol, JohnKat, Rosemary, DirkxJake, PB&J, EriKar, SolKar, DavexJohn... XD I ship so much... Nepeta (and Japan) would be proud...

Other fandoms (and things) I love include Happy Tree Friends, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death Note, Doctor Who, Black Butler, Pewdiepie... Yeah, those are the big ones

I am a bad fluffie and may have an incredibly inconsistent schedule for updating my fics... I apologize; feel free to yell at me if I take a million years to update something. Or leave a nice review; those tend to speed me up!


Current Story:
Dimension Suspension (creative titles ftw)
After England accidentaly sends America through a portal into another dimension he finds himself in an a world full of "2p" countries. Once there he encounters 2p Russia, followed by most of the other 2p nations. Will he be able to get along with his other self? What will happen with him and the second Russia? Will he be able to get back to his own dimension- and will he even want to? And most importantly, will I ever get better at writing descriptions??? (probably not)
2p!Russia x 1p!America, other possible side pairings.

And that's all, so, if you aren't busy, maybe you can read a fanfiction of mine, yes?

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Psycho by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
"I'll make them all disappear. One by one. I'll kill them all, for hurting my precious. Don't cry, love. I'm happy, too..." Mysterious disappearances. Gifts from no one. An obsessive shadow. Will Alfred be the next one to be taken away? Crazy!IvanxAlfred Rusame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 132,542 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - America, Russia
Lullaby by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,728 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Russia
Orange and Black by florescentdingo reviews
[NOTE! I've started a longer, darker rewrite "How to Swim With Sharks"] Alfred thought he'd never see the day that he didn't have someone to take to his school's annual Halloween dance. With only days left and his least favorite Russian being the only candidate left, Alfred finds just how far his his own pride and desperation with push him to get a date. RusAme, Slight FrUk, HS AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,343 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Hidden in Ice by NekoKayia reviews
Fantasy AU. Ivan is the tyrant ruler of a small village covered in snow most of the year. None is allowed to leave his domain, so what happens when a shifter, Alfred is brought to him for breaking that exact rule? RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,531 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - America, Russia
Hierarchy of Civil Disobedience by Dagon's Blood reviews
When given the chance to receive a proper education through the integration program, Alfred is met with harassment and ridicule. Fortunately for him, there is at least somebody on his side: his English teacher, Mr. Braginsky. However, things spiral downhill when he begins to experience certain biological desires and make some poor decisions. RusAme, Omegaverse, Student/Teacher!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,859 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - America, Russia
Ice Revolution by lebunnylub reviews
It was strange but he loved watching the other ice skate, it was so beautiful. People say that men can't be beautiful but Ivan/Alfred disagree. Out on the ice, anyone can become beautiful. Ice-skating, Sports. AU Romance/Drama/Family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,843 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Russia, America
Blind Beneath Amentum by marigoldgumi reviews
Alfred cannot think of anywhere more beautiful than his home – a truly perfect paradise. But when the dark man with a strange smile takes him away, the world is seen with new eyes. And though Alfred hates it all his being, he cannot stop coming back for more. SHOTA, NON-CON, FULL WARNING INSIDE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Russia, America
I'll Take the Blood, You Take the Flesh by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"It is not so hard for one predator to find another, da?" Ivan hooked a finger under Alfred's chin and tilted his head up, meeting the conflicted blue eyes of the werewolf. /were!Alfred and vamp!Ivan alt universe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,586 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, Russia
Lipstick Love Letters by Lt. Donglord reviews
There was a world beyond the mirrors. Arthur never expected to see into another world, nor to fall in love with his other self. ENGLANDCEST 1Px2P England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations
Game Night for the Lonely Hearts Club by Shatterdoll reviews
Russia visits the empty houses of other nations when he's feeling particularly lonely. On one particular visit to one of America's homes the occupant unexpectedly shows up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/7/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Jail Bird by Dagon's Blood reviews
In prison's clutches, Alfred's life is controlled in every aspect. Though there is just one person in his life who holds this control, and it isn't the warden. It's his Russian cellmate, whose intentions are less than pure. Prison AU Noncon/dubcon RusAme slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,562 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Russia, America
Sakura Graffiti by yoakeyiguri reviews
"It was supposed to remain a secret, chained deep underground… but now it's dancing naked for all to see." Rumors spread like wildfire as Ranma's secret – who he really loves – leaks out. The problem? Who he loves isn't on the list of options. YAOI, DISCONTINUED
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,666 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ranma, Ryoga
Nymphetamine Addiction by DestineyTot reviews
All Ivan wanted was one taste, one little drop of that sweet blood on his tongue. What he got instead was a smiling, beautiful blonde and an unexpected relationship out of the whole mess. RusAme. Vampire!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,772 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [America, Russia] [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Lt. Donglord reviews
2PFrance/2pEngland. Based on Beek's designs. Basically, pwp. Arthur is Francis' dirty little secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Inside of Me by whitetyger123 reviews
When Russia wants something, he will do anything to get it, even using America against his will. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for a lot of things. If you don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,616 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4371 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Dimension Suspension reviews
After England accidentally sends America to an alternate dimension he finds himself in a world filled with nations that are the same, yet completely different from the ones he already knows. 2p characters, Human names used, M for future lemons and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,881 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Russia, America