Author has written 9 stories for Victorious, Hunger Games, Glee, and Divergent Trilogy.
I am a 14 year old girl who lives in Canada. I absolutely LOVE The Hunger Games with alll my heart. My favourite character is Cato and Clove. Together, seperate, I love them so much.
Quick facts about me:
Name: redheadedgodess (a.k.a. Kara) was cloveness but I changed it
Birthday: June 7th
Star sign: Gemini
Weight: As if I'm gonna post my weight on the internet...
Fave colour: Purple
Fave colour combination: Red and black
Fave flower: Roses
Fave dessert: CANDY!!!! I also like cupcakes
Fave subject: Drama
Fave TV show: Glee
Idol: Ariana Grande and Jennifer Lawrence
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. (OMG!!! I JUST got that!!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects post this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your addicted to your iPod, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your parents love to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. (Just did!)
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. (THE HUNGER GAMES!)
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever screamed so loud, because your new book has finally arrived/come out, that you scared someone in your family, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever invented your own "copy and paste" thingy, copy and paste this into your profile. (The last one is all mine!)
If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.
If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (been doing this ALL weekend!)
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.
If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible, paste this on your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought about something while you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile.
If you wish school didn't exist, copy and paste it onto your profile.
AND FINALLY... if you actually took the time to read all these, copy and paste this into your profile!
Strangers stab you in the front
Friends stab you in the back
Boyfriends stab you in the heart
But best friends merely poke you with straws
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
Who keeps your picture in his wallet,
Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
Who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
Who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!razy political activis
I'M PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be act.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I MUST be gay too
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person i see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers,so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am American so I MUST be obese, loud - mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in the school, so i MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm DANISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I don't curse, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm DANISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm strong so I MUST BE STUPID.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
STOP WIth ALL the STEREOTYPES!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
The pupils. These signs usually can be controlled.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A garbage can.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
4:00 p.m. I was walking home from school
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The apostles' creed. I was working on my confirmation scrapbook.
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
I don't remember my dreams :'(
11. When did you last laugh?
At Quentin being weird and creepy.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A lot of stuff. pictures, windows, shelfs, a clock that doesnt work, a painting, a white board, an angry birds poster, etc.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Daniel being a creepy pedophile
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I dont like things that ask me more than 2 questions that I actually have to answer
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A unicorn and a pixie stick
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have really weird friends, but they are the best friends I could ever ask for
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make a law that you cant abort children. I dont like dead things. Yesterday, there was a dead squirrel in the playground and these kids were picking it up and stomping on it until the teacher- sorry, off topic
19. Do you like to dance?
Love it! I want to be a professional dancer when I grow up.
20. George Bush:
Did he have a beard? Cause if he didnt, I dont like him.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Caterina. Cat for short
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Whats the question? I dont understand
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Sometimes.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume/ spray.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
Are you a tomboy or a girly-girl?
I'm a Tomgirl
What's your fave genre of music?
What music/bands/artists do you dislike *Ahem, HATE*?
Rebecca Black, Pop Kids, PSY
PURPLE AND PINK!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Peeta or Team Gale?
Peeta all the way!!!!
Which Greek God is your parent?
Favorite book series'?
Hunger Games, Nancy Drew
Do you have a love life?
Nope haha. Sucks for them
High pony. I'm athletic
Kat, karebear, turkey, monkey, shorty
Male or Female?
Pants or Skirts
Vans or Chucks?
I LOVE justin bieber. He is so hot and sings like an angel
Regular everyday outfit?
Track pants, t-shirt- hoodie
Wuz up? The sky. Hahaha
What are you against?
Alcohol, drugs, abortion, Rebecca Black, Racism, Sexism, child abuse, animal abuse, not giving the LGBT community the same rights as straight people.
Favorite Couples in:
Cato/Clove love them!
Who is your best friend:
Charlotte and Renee
What are your fave sports?
Soccer, dance, volleyball, badminton
Do you like Italian food?
Never had any
Where are you from?
CANADA BABY! OH YEah. Found the caps button.
Weird things about me:
I hate fish
I am 5'2, I am so short
I care about the people I hate.
I love my pajamies!
I am like, half ADD. It's really weird cause I can never stay focused during anything.
How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games (Bold is me!)
1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"
2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay
3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)
4. You cried when Rue died
5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long
6. You named your cat Buttercup
7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.
8. You love pita bread
9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT
10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune
11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character
12. You like to wear your hair in a braid
13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta
14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.
15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on November 22, 2013
16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person
17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire
18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire
19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life
20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12" (I will now)
21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like
22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.
23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch
24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"
25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story)
26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids
27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay
28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between. (I love her!)
29. You have parts of the book memorized
30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games
You go tanning.
You own something from Coach.
You have over 10 pairs of jeans.
You own something from Prada.
Usually when you ask your mom for money she gives it to you. (LOVE YOU MOMMY!)
You like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You have tons of shoes. (Over 15 pairs. I guess that's qualified as a lot)
You hate buying things that are on sale. (Why would I hate stuff that are on sale?)
You have more than one house. (kinda i have a cottage)
Black is one of your favorite colors. (I love all the colors though, so that doesn't say a lot)
You have thought about death. (Not that I'm depressed or anything, but when I was younger I did think about it...)
You've attempted suicide.
You wear chains. (...no. No, I don't.)
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps. (Haha, reminds me so much of My Immortal...)
You have/want piercings.
You're going to/or have a tattoo.
You can skateboard.
You wear plaid.
You like Converse. (I LOVE Converse!)
You hate MTV.
You have/had/want/wanted blue, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate preps. (Again with the reminder of My Immortal...)
You wear/have worn skateboarding shoes.
Shop at Pac Sun.
You love the computer. (I have an unhealthy obsession with the computer)
You like Star Wars. (Never seen it, but it seems... I don't know, stupid?)
You are supposed/wore/wear glasses/contacts. (I wear glasses)
You get straight A's.
You like reading.
You were/are in band.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You always go to school unless you're sick.
You've been depressed.
You have black-rimmed glasses.
You like the band Thursday. (Never heard of this band...)
You cry easily.
You hate being called emo.
You keep a journal/diary. (What, so if someone has a diary or a journal then he's emo?)
You have written a sad poem.
You have/had a sad MySpace layout.
You like rap. (It depends on the song and lyrics)
You are in a gang.
You wear rubberbands in your pants.
You have had a freestyle battle. (Haha, I would suck so terribly if I had...)
You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out.
You like loud music.
You love the Ninja Turtles. (I liked it when I was... seven years old. Needless to say, I don't like it as much now)
You never walk anywhere. (I'm way too lazy)
You wear slip-on shoes.
You love Normal Jeans. (I don't really understand what an unnormal jeans is...)
You wear band t-shirts.
You love to 'hardcore' dance.
Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
You wear blue jeans.
You love The OC. (I've seen it and liked it a lot)
You have a tiny dog.
Your usual outfits consist of bright or cheery colors.
You LOVE buying shoes. (I do. I really do.)
You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F.
You like jeans.
You love/like to shop.
You like Paris Hilton
Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
You wear big sunglasses.
You watch the Super Bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. (I need sports shoes for sport class, so yeah)
You collect your jerseys.
You have/have had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
I'm athletic! Yay!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
Time Wasted Dreaming
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Stuff I don't believe at all but...whatevs
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you.
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
How Much Of An Idiot Am I? Find Out. XD
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose by laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (something like that)
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
List 12 of your favorite Hunger Games characters in no particular order, then answer these questions about them.
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
no, not with just them, but i have read stories with them as characters with other people
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
yes, cato is smoking
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
i think prim would go to the police because cinna raped her
4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
clove and annie? i cant support that
6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
peeta and foxface because peeta and rue would just be wrong
7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?
i think glimmer would just be like, "clove, i wish you and cinna the best of luck"
8) Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
katniss and rue? okay, katniss and rue have been best friends since always, but for the quarter quell, only girls can be reaped. what will happen to them when they are both reaped?
9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
finnick and prim? NO NO NO NO NO NO!
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
of blonde hair and gold eyeliner
11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
clove and cato not clove and peeta. ummmmm... twisted minds think alike
13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
prim: healing our wounds
15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
finnick, annie, cinna? warning: use of words that annie might not understand and gold guyliner
16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Peeta? This morning.
17)(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
finnick and glimmer are in a happy relationship until foxface runs off with glimmer. finnick, heartbroken has a hot one-night stand with johanna and a brief unhappy affair with cinna, then follows the wise advice of Peeta and finds true love with katniss.
18) What title would you give this fic?
19) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
glimmer and prim. blonde squabble
20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Peeta? OMG, that would be AWESOME!
21. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
prim and johanna? awkard
22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
clove? pretty good, she does that to everybody
23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
rue is rummaging through my stuff? find what youre looking for?
24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
finnick? why would he slit his wrists? it would upset poor annie
25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cato gave me a daisy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
annie. can you please give me back my hairbrush? (try to say it in a way that wont upset her)
27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
glimmer, foxface, and Cato have banded together and start to sing friday. SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!! THAT SONG IS STUPID!!!!!!
28. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?
clove and johanna were my teachers. for christmas i would get them anger managment classes
29. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?
If finnick and peeta got married. prim would probably scream and run into the bushes
30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?
A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
They’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
Copy above on your profile!
Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Katnissfire87654, redheadedgodess
Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Colin)
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? (black)
3. Your first initial? (k)
4. Your month of birth? (june)
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (black)
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Renee)
7. Your favorite number? (7)
8. Do you like California or Florida more? (California)
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (Ocean)
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (i want to be popular)
Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down
3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in: Jan.-May.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. june-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could.
Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die.
FRIEND VS BEST FRIEND
FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIEND: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIEND: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIEND: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIEND: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIEND: Has you on speed dial.
FRIEND: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIEND: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIEND: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIEND: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIEND: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIEND: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIEND: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIEND: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIEND: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIEND: Already know not to tell. (that's absolutely true)
FRIEND: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIEND: Are for life.
FRIEND: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIEND: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIEND: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIEND: Will repost this shittttt!
FRIEND: will comfort you when he rejects you
BEST FRIEND: well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIEND: will be there for you when he dumps you
BEST FRIEND: will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
FRIEND: will help you up when you falL
BEST FRIEND: will laugh because she tripped me. (yeah!!!)
FRIEND: helps you find you're prince charming
BEST FRIEND: kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIEND: gives you they’re umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIEND: takes yours and runs away.
FRIEND: helps you move
BEST FRIEND. helps you move the bodies
FRIEND: well bail you out of jail
BEST FRIEND: is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"
FRIEND: will teach me how to drive
BEST FRIEND: will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance
FRIEND: will go to the concert with me
BEST FRIEND: will kidnap the band with me.
FRIEND: will hide me from the cops
BEST FRIEND: is the reason there after me.
FRIEND: will let me make a fool of myself in public
BEST FRIEND: is making a fool of herself next to me.
she's so sorry
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! haha turns out crazy, really
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
i knew you were trouble
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
thats more like it
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
4.WHAT IS 22?
hate that i love you
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
if i had you
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
beautiful, dirty, rich
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
raise your glass
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
something to dance for
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
take a bow
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
take a hint
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
let it rock
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
cheers(drink to that)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
all to myself
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
anything could happen
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
crazy little thing called love
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
i gotta feeling
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
dont wanna go home
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
freak the freak out
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
she's so sorry
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.
96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, tiva13579, Assassin Master Ezio 91, Clovey Cat, RedheadedGodess
paste this onto you profile and add your name to this list if you are pasting this onto your profile to make it longer: InSaNeAnNiE CloveyCat RedheadedGodess
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
YOUR REAL NAME: kara
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Blacksylvester
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you tell everyone who will listen that Effie Trinket is awesome,and in your perfect Mockingjay ending she would marry Haymitch,it would turn out that Cinna wasn't dead,and Katniss dies alone because she's a Mary Sue., Crazy is when,(Hunger Games Spoiler:O) even though Finnick Odair died convince everyone he is still alive because of you mad ninja skillls!!!! Crazy is when you and your friends all have fruit names from, Stanly and the Pineapple. :) Crazy is when you got to Walmart, go to the dressing rooms, sit, and suddenly yell out, theres no toilet paper! Crazy is laughing out randomly during final exams and making other people stare at you. CRAZY IS WHEN YOU STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT READING FANFICTION! crazy is when at school the smoke alarm goes off and you and your best friend start digging a hole in the sand because you convinced the school will blow up and you two will be the only ones alive and you'll be FAMOUS of course it's also crazy to fill out school application forms for characters in books. crazy is when you create national hug week and use it as an excuse to hug cute guys.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
For some reason people seem to have some crazy perceptions on what Canada is. Here are some unfounded myths debunked and stopped for good. Any non-Canadian (or even Canadian for that matter) who has some sort of weird belief about MY country, please read here and see if it's been busted. If its not here and you're unsure, Google it before you spread a rumour like that...
1. Canadians DO NOT live in igloos. I live in Canada and I personally haven't even seen an igloo, much less lived in one.
2. Not all Canadians own a polar bear/beaver/moose. I am just as likely to own a pet polar bear/beaver/moose as the next guy, whether he be from Australia, USA, the UK, China or wherever else you might come from.
3. Hockey is our national sport
4. It does not snow all year round, so therefore, we do not ride in dogsleds everywhere. Once again, for someone who lives in Ontario (6 months of winter), I have never once been on a dogsled, nor do I plan to anytime soon.
5. We do not say "eh" after every damn word we say. Yes, sometimes it is tacked onto the end of a question, but not after every sentence! Stop saying "eh" when you see us!
6. We do not have funny accents. Sure, people from Newfoundland have a different accent sometimes, but so do people in the UK, southern states, northern states (New York), China, Australia, and almost every other place in the world.
7. We ARE in fact a country, despite what the South Park Movie might tell you. It's been an independant nation since 1982 when Pierre Elliott Trudeau gained confederacy from Britain and the Queen. We were pretty much independent before that too, besides a few legal ties.
8. We do in fact, own motorized vehicles here.
9. In no way are we less advanced (technologically) than the US. Why have I heard that so many times? WE OWN COMPUTERS/SPACE STATIONS/INTERNET AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING AMERICA HAS TOO!
10. We do not say "aboot" rather than "about". Honestly, I am a born and bred Canadian to the core, and I've never once heard ANYONE say "aboot" that was being serious about it.
11. Our police forces do not simply consist of the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police or "Mounties"). We do in fact have police men in cars with blue uniforms and guns, just like you do.
12. We do not get different movies than the USA, and our film industry does not suck. We have a lot of Canadian movies, and I think people need to lay off Canada's entertainment industry.
13. Everyone in Quebec does not speak French! Yes, it is the French province, but having travelled there many times before, I know that there are still some people who speak only English! And not ALL Canadians can speak fluent French in the first place!
So I hope this clears up misconceptions, because seriously people! Do some actual research on a place before you criticise or make fun of it! Being Canadian is something to be proud of, not ashamed of!!
Now since I just wrote this and want the word passed on, copy and paste this into your profile if you're Canadian and proud of it! Spread the word!
Try Not to Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Chris, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
Colour- pink or purple
Drink- koolaid or iced tea
Shop- aeropostale claires
Movie- The Hunger Games, kangaroo jack
Book- ... The Hunger Games (all of them),
Songs- we are never ever getting back together, good time, am i your only shorty, the mustache rap 2
Artist- Taylor Swift, ariana grande, carly rae jepson
Website- Fanfiction, google images, girls go games
What do you do in your spare time- write read listen to music draw
What do you wish you had more time to do- shop, hang out with friends
What's your usual hair style- high pony or bangs clipped back
Who would you die for?- Family and friends for sure
Who are your best friends?- renee charlotte aidan cameron
Apple juice or orange juice?- iced tea
Are you a morning or a night person?- definetely night
What was your favorite childhood television program?- zoboomafoo
If you could have any superpower what would it be?- everything!
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?- fanfictions and ideas.
What's your favourite colour?- pink or purple
What's your favourite animal?- giraffe and unicorn
Do you believe in ghosts?- yes
Have any bad habits?- i bite my nails.
Have any celebrity crushes?- taylor lautner
Any tattoos or piercings?- both my ears are peiced. (just the lobes.)
Do you see yourself getting married within the next 5 years?- no
Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid- you didnt have to do chores
What would be your dream job?- performer. actor or dancer or singer
Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?- Honestly no, I'm happy being a girl!:D
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.(just the way I like 'em)
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, and so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
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Re-post if you L O V E Music!
What’s your name?
What’s your birthstone?
between 70 pounds and 300 *Hint* Im not 300 punds :)
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Are you lying to me?
Do you have an imaginary friend?
hehehe noooo what are you talking about *Cough Cough* Yes *Cough cough*
Do you want an imaginary friend?
i already have one. mr. wigglesnaffer is insulted
Look to your left. What do you see?
lanp, desk, garbage can
What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?
What was the last thing you yelled?
at my brother, telling him hes annoying
Do you believe in magic?
Do you believe in fairies?
Who’s your crush?
Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?
More than once?
What did you do when you got to the bottom?
Type your name with your feet.
Was that fun?
Yep! I spelled my name!
Run around the house. How do you feel?
Do you own a credit card?
Do you like to shop?
What’s the last thing you bought?
Who’s your crush?
What’s your favorite color?
pink or purple
unicorn or giraffe
Quick! You have to save the world!
Someone has a knife to your back.
Do you swear?
No i say fudge!
Do your parents know you swear?
I dont swear i say fudge, but yesterday there was a loud noise so i said fudge but i didn't finish the word so it didn't sound like i was going to say fudge
What is open on your computer?
Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Where are you?
Look up. Now look back. What did you see?
'What’s the last thing you ate?
What's your personality like?
Outloud, funny, odd
Who do you have a crush on?
What was the last thing you thought?
these pants are really soft
Do you sleep walk?
Do you sleep talk?
What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
i got staked by an oreo
"George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
What are you eating/drinking right now?
What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
What can you hear right now?
Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?
Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?
My computer !
who’s your crush!
Paste this on your profile!!!!!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)(And I'm taking this why?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)(Tell me more.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile:
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough!*
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason! I have dibs on DC comics! And Batman's cape cuz like it's AWESOME OAO!
Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)
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There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...
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