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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

How's it going Fanfiction community? Well, if you haven't noticed, I'm new here. I have little to NO idea how a proper profile is, so I'm just winging it by staing some basic things about myself.

Newest Update: I'm taking some time away from fanfiction in order to revamp True Shinobi. I'm basically going to reboot it entirely. Some things will change and others will stay the same. To give you an idea of what I plan to do, I'm going to keep Apollo, Amira, Dontez, Angel and Roland as characters, but completely changing their back story. I'm going to make it a lot more... I guess believable since the more I write it, the more I can tell there is no end in sight. It's sad, since I have so many fans and a lot of reviews, but it has to be done. As the story stands now, I can't think of anything beyond the Chunin Exams. I'm also changing some ages around with some characters.

Age: 21

Favorite Fanfics: Naruto. For some reason, I only like reading Naruto fanfics, but I love anime in general. My favorite TV shows includes anything on ID (Investigation Discovery) Kaze no Stigma, A Certain Magical Index, Naruto (though I'm starting to lean away from it for various reasons), Bleach (leaning away from that too), Family Guy, American Dad, Boondocks, NCIS, Burn Notice, Law & Order SVU, Drazon Ball Z, (NOT KAI!!!) and Looney Tunes (Old).

The reason why I'm starting to lean away from Naruto is because the author just pisses me off. First and foremost, WHY is Naruto so retarded? I mean when he was twelve it was understandable with the way the villagers treated him, no one probably taught him, but come on! He trained under a Sannin and you mean to tell me he's STILL retarded? I've heard it's to keep Naruto's soul pure but why must all the pure souls be retarded? Naruto is a fucking NINJA! He rushes into most situations without thinking and just kind of wings it... If not for Kyuubi he'd be dead! I mean the author drops the ball too much. Think of all the awesome things the others are capable of, but we never get to see. Tenten is a weapons specialist, why not capitalize on that? Why give Sakura so much screen time when she doesn't do SHIT! Wow... She can punch and heal people... Whoop de fucking DO! She is so useless!! And don't get me started on Sasuke... The author is SO on his dick... Sasuke is an author's pet, the author goes out of his way to help Sasuke. For example, when Deidara used his suicide jutsu to blow himself up, just before that Sasuke couldn't even MOVE! And yet the author wants me to believe Sasuke was able to summon Manda, a BOSS summon, place him under a genjutsu and then use a damn space-time jutsu to escape death? Really? Wow where the fuck did all this chakra come from? And don't say the seal, Sasuke used that all up during the fight.

And another thing, why do we know SO much about the Uchiha and barely anything about the Uzumaki? I mean there was a fucking Uzumaki Shrine, that can summon the Death God and yet no one thought to show Naruto this? The only LIVING (as far as we know) Uzumaki and he didn't know about this? Wow. Then they were Fuinjutsu masters and yet Naruto doesn't know jack shit about seals. Hell Jiraiya was a fuinjutsu master, why didn't he show his GODSON the art before he died? Then, there is the shitty training Naruto seemed to receive until he trained with the Toads. What jutsu did Jiraiya teach him in the span of two or so years? A bigger Rasengan, how to use the Kyuubi's chakra; a little bit and better use of Kage Bunshin (Ha not really). Meanwhile, Sasuke got faster, improved the Chidori to needles, armor, sword I mean damn! It's like Naruto is to stupid to do hand seals or something. I mean none of his jutsu require them, except the Kage Bunshin, but it's one seal I mean who couldn't do that? Then there's this Curse of Hatred the Uchiha have. If they lose someone they love, they get stronger? Man what the fuck, a clan of Emos man... Yes the lose of a loved one is tragic, but if you just wallow in hatred and sadness... Well you get a Sasuke; one of the most overrated characters in anime history. I have never seen such dick riding for a side character in my life.

Not only that, but Sasuke just gets these unreal boosts in power and from what? Being angry? Naruto on the other hand has to WORK for his power boosts. From training with the Toads to obtain Sage mode to fighting fucking Kyuubi itself to gain his Nine tail form. What does Sasuke do? Gets angry, disgraces his brother's memory by wanting to destroy Konoha, something Itachi specifically DIDN'T want him to do. That was the entire point of him killing his own clan, but Sasuke's too deep in now I guess... Then he takes Itachi's eyes just because he went Sharingan crazy! He had those eyes for less than a few weeks tops; Itachi had it for YEARS!! And I'm almost sure Naruto will die fighting Sasuke and the two will end up killing each other... Naruto's gonna die a virgin... Ain't that a bitch? All the play Naruto can get too... If he wasn't so retarded! Another thing, why is there no character growth in ANY of the characters? Naruto pretty much stayed the same, he's still retarded. Sakura pretty much stayed the same, she's still a bitch. Sasuke pretty much stayed the same, he's still an asshole. All the characters pretty much stayed the fucking same! They just got taller and improved in the ninja arts, but personality wise they're the same! I mean I know normal people don't change in a span of a few years that often, but these are ninja! The things they must have experienced in their lives, how are they NOT different from it? And then there's the killing all the Jinchuriki besides Naruto and Killer B (and Gaara technically) only to bring them back AND give them their Bijuu back? That's fucking low man...

Whoo alright rant over. Now let's get on Bleach... Why is Ichigo so damn honorable? The fight with Ulquiorra is the PRIME example! He had him in the palm of his hand! His full Hollow did all the work and worked his ass OVER! And when Orihime, in classic anime fashion, begs him to stop of course he stops... Then he does the one thing that pissed me off... He offers to let Ulquiorra cut off his fucking arm to be "fair"... WHAT? No Ichigo you don't do that shit! You can't regrow a fucking limb like Ulquiorra can! Plus, Ulquiorra is a fucking Hollow! He eats people's, other Hollow's in his case, SOULS!! You can't get anymore evil than that! There is no honor with these things man! You just kill them! Sigh... And then, how can souls bleed? Like seriously, shouldn't they spill spiritual energy or something? And then when the souls die in Soul Society... They become buildings?? What.The.Fuck? But what really just did it for me was how easily Ichigo beat Aizen. I mean him losing his powers was a nice touch I didn't see coming at all, but it just seemed so rushed. Aizen spent chapter after chapter tapping Shinigami and Vizard ASS and Ichigo beat him like it was nothing! And after that, I just couldn't help thinking "When is this shit going to end?" I felt the Aizen saga was the end and now it's justing dragging its feet. I've lost a lot of my excitement over the series and it's sad because I like Bleach, just not like I used to. It's like I've gotten a divorce from it and we're on speaking terms, but we don't have that passion we once had.

Rant over. Now here are some pairings I like for Naruto

NarutoXFu: Both being Jinchuriki, I think these two can connect on a level not many can in the Naruto verse. Even though the author killed her off and we never got to see her showcase her abilities, I feel these two could have had something together.

NarutoXAnko: There's just something... Kinky about this pairing that I just love man! Anko is hot, there I said it! She is so hot man and kinky and you know she's flexible with her hebi fighting style. She is another character that the author didn't really showcase this gem's beauty and obvious kick ass abilities. I mean she WAS Orichimaru's apprentice.

NarutoXYugito: This is another of the Jinchuriki pairings where they'd understand each others struggles only Yugito would be hope for Naruto being acknowledged in Konoha. Plus just look at her... Look at HER!

NarutoXHinata: It's a guilty pleasure. I've been a fan since the early Naruto days. Hinata is just so shy and there's something sweet about Naruto's personality rubbing off on her... Among other things. Plus out of all the Konoha females, she has to be the hottest. Especially in Shippuden!

NarutoXTenten: Tenten gets a bum wrap man! She has the least amount of screen time out of almost everyone and that's just not even cool! She has such awesome potential! I see her as being the older woman in Naruto's life, helping him out since she's been in his shoes before. She's like the upperclassman every underclassman kinda wants to bone. She's just so cute man!

NarutoXHarem: Now on principle, I believe in being a one woman man, BUT in Naruto's case I'll make an exception. Besides, I myself have found myself in a situation where I honestly have feelings for more than one woman and if both women are willing to be in a polygamist relationship... Well why not?

NarutoXTayuya: Sigh... I can't help it man... Tayuya is just so rowdy! She swears like a Sailor and the way she plays her flute... Why did she have to die? Couldn't they have like taken her prisoner or something?

NarutoXSamui: They're just complete opposites and that just seems to make it better!

NarutoXKurotsuchi: The whole Iwa hating Konoha and them STILL finding love is like a Romeo and Juliet. Too bad not that many fanfics of this pairing exist...

Pairings I hate:

NarutoXSaukra: She's a bitch... I don't care how people try to sugarcoat it. She's just a bitch. I'm a masochist and even I hate the fact she's always hitting Naruto and half the time it's over stupid shit...

NarutoXYoai:... I'm just not a fan. Nothing against homosexuals, I just don't want to read it. With that said, PLEASE put in the description it's a yoai! I read one fanfic, can't remember the name but it was so cool! Naruto was powerful, he had a kekkei genkai that allowed him to control enhanced animals from the Forest of Death and even summon them. It was awesome, he even left the village to go on a quest for a bit, with Kimimaro as his servant. Everything was going fine until the Wave Mission... Where him and Zabuza were in a hot tub and... I mean they didn't go into detail, but you know what was implied... I got NO warning! I mean a few hints were dropped by Kimimaro and Naruto being REAL close, but I figured it was just them being kids!


Just so people know, I finally have the set number of ladies Naruto will be with. I've decided that he will be with six ladies from the series! Two you already know will be Angel and Fuu. Two other possibilities are Anko and Samui. Can you guess the other two? Here's a hint, at least two fans will be disappointed (maybe) in one selection.

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Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 572,696 - Reviews: 5712 - Favs: 8,658 - Follows: 8,210 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
The Uzumaki Namikaze Legend by Kuma Akuma reviews
One visit, that's all it takes to change a tale. Watch Naruto as one day a visit to the Hokage changes his entire life, but is it for the better? Will he truly rise up and become the strongest Hokage? Yes he will, for he is, the son of Kushina Uzumaki and Namikaze Minato. He has a legacy to uphold! Stronger Naruto (but not Godly) Smarter Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 264,987 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Bijuu Children by Magenkyo Sharingan reviews
There is no greater love than that of a mother for her child. A father's love comes at a very close second. "I'll never leave you" a man whispered to the small baby as he wipes the few stray tears from his own eyes. "I'm always with you" he places a finger over the child's chest. "Right here...I love you son" A father's love that changed everything. Tobi is not amused! Grey Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,154 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7188 - Favs: 8,341 - Follows: 6,066 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Naruto: Power of the Beast by Jiraiya's Lost Student reviews
What if Naruto had gained control over Kyuubi's chakra during the month of training for the finals of the Chunin exams? What if Jiraiya taught Naruto more than summoning? Watch as Naruto takes the whole world by storm with near unstoppable power and unmatched potential. But when the chips are down and its all or nothing against hidden threats and god like enemies, will he survive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,844 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto : Tobirama's Heir by NXSE reviews
Naruto is neglected by his family for his younger twin siblings. His potential is seen by Tobirama Senju and becomes his sensei. See him rise against the odds. Will have Sharingan and maybe another kekkei genkai not sure which one but is up for voting. Naruto x Hinata (NaruHina) pairing. Read once ;)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,415 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Tobirama S.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 4922 - Favs: 7,226 - Follows: 6,929 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 8,627 - Follows: 9,041 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 799,514 - Reviews: 5904 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 7,197 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
The Turn of a Hero by The Dark Hood reviews
We all know how Naruto returned from his training trip. Weak. But what if he was offered something he couldn't resist by the last being he thought he could trust? Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 347,214 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kumo's Black Fox by Burning Shadow Wolf reviews
Naruto is chased from the village at a young age. Found by Darui and Killer Bee watch as he grows into the legend he was always meant to be. The world will cower before the Black Fox. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,079 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Through the eyes of a snake by Ginjaa Ninjaa reviews
Naruto is well known for being a Toad summoner. What if though, Naruto Uzumaki became a member of their most hated enemy's clan. Taught by Manda, Naruto does his best to earn the position of Hokage with his brain as well as brawn. Nobody foresaw the changes that this would bring to the elemental nations, not even Naruto himself. Massively edited for a better reading experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 321,595 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Karin U.]
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 6,435 - Follows: 5,024 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 7,132 - Follows: 4,637 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
The Ice Fox Of Konoha by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto had no one, but Kami smiled on him. He gets adopted by the Genjutsu Mistress of Konoha, Kurenai Yuhi. She will teach him all he needs to be a good shinobi. It's the start of the Ice Fox of Konoha. Pairing: Naruto x Samui x Ayane. Ninja Gaiden & DOA x-over. Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 404,581 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ayane, Naruto U., Samui
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7898 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 5,374 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
NU: Birth of the Seekers by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, MASS-X-OVER, DARK/Naruto! NaruX?. World lost to darkness, his heart fell as well. Now as he struggles to live in a new land, soon he finds a new life to live... one much darker than even that of a ninja... WARNING KH-BBS Spoilers...
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 440,281 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Naruto U., Aqua
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True Shinobi: Rebirth reviews
Some believe death is the end, but it is the start of something new. They were given another chance to do things right, only this time they were stripped of all power. Starting from scratch, two people set out to ensure Naruto's life is filled with love and that he becomes a True Shinobi, but will he become a Mystic-Knight or will history repeat and turn him into a Shadow-Warrior?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū
True Shinobi reviews
After eight years of subjecting a young Naruto to a life of misery unjustly, the Heavens have decided to intervene, but what well their interference spell for the world of Naruto? Join Naruto on his journey to become a true Shinobi. It's official, this is a harem. There will be other couples besides Naruto though. Adopted by Trickster67
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 42 - Words: 248,762 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Naruto U., Fū
Naruto the Seal Slinger reviews
Naruto, while reading the Fuuin no Sho, stumbles upon a jutsu from another dimension; the Gureeto Jigen Ikoo. Using said jutsu, results in his death, or does it? He is given another chance at life; the only way to return home is to enroll in Destiny Institute for the Dangerously Insane and master the three aspects of life: Time, Space and Dimensions, but can he do it? AU/crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,847 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten