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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi! My name is Sarah. I'm the real slim shady!{Well, maybe not. (-_-)}

Anything you should know about me-


I LOVE Eminem. You should too. He's awesome.

I like the Hunger Games. I like the House of night series too.


Partial people. Hypocrites. Humorless people. Insulting people.
I mean come on! [Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.]


"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker"

"You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something." - Eminem

"Had a dream, I was king I woke up still king." - Eminem

"Humans have a knack of choosing precisely what is wrong for them." J. K. Rowling.

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” - Albert Einstein

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.”

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

Thanks for reading! :)

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Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,014 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 5/10/2021 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Hey Baby! by Dipi reviews
James, Remus and Sirius are left with a child. None other than Hermione Jane Granger. See how they deal with fatherhood
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,689 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 2/16/2009 - James P., Hermione G.
My Not-so-Little-Sister by Karen Weasley reviews
Fred reminisces on Ginny's wedding day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Fred W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Reason He Loves Being a Death Eater by Think My Name Is Funny Do You reviews
"The Official Death Eater Punch Card. He had already gotten nine punches, and if he made it to ten, he would get a free tee shirt. He really wanted that tee shirt." The hilariously immature truth about the 'no girls allowed' club of Death Eaters, and their ever-moldy leader, Voldie. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Strings by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
A no strings relationship is exactly what Draco Malfoy had in mind. But could Hermione Granger go along with such an arrangement?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,342 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 665 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Edric by Sarah1281 reviews
Shamelessly playing on the fact that they are played by the same actor, the true backstory of Edward Cullen is revealed, at last!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Cedric D., Carlisle - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 301 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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If the one you love was previously your enemy. If loving that person could hurt your family and friends. Would you still love them? or would you forget them? This story is about my favourite ship Draco/Hermione. Its a bit tragic and romantic. Location- Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry Year- Fourth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
It all ended with one word : Obliviate reviews
I know I promised to never make you cry...I know it hurts but baby, please dry your eyes... and I know I said I'd never hurt you. But I did... A Draco/Hermione fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bizzare Wish reviews
The first impression Rose made on Scorpio. I am not saying much 'cause apparently most of you will not read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
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