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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride.

Holo!!! (megamind, you guys!! Gotta love it!!) yeah, so i'm dreams-and-schemes86...NICE TO MEET YOU!!!

ok, so about me...yuck ok so:

LOVES: dancing (passion: your next SYTYCD champion), writing, hanging with friends, and READING!!!!!! I

NOT LOVES: math (and science...TOO MANY NUMBERS!!!!!), annoying people, sad movies, depressing books...i am NOT good at dougie-ing. just so you know.

Yeah, you will be able to pick me out off the streets. Um...let's see...i've got dirty blonde (with natural highlights as my friends always add) hair, two different colors of eyes..tall...

SCARES: clowns, spiders and horror movies

PET PEEVES: in dance-- sickle feet. in general-- people who try to text and have a conversation at the same time...ANNOYING TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!!!

yeah. That's me!!!

Oh yes, and my sister would like you to know that she is the inspiration to some of these stories. (emphisas on SOME)

Funny saying from a movie...Erin something maybe???

Man: "Can I get your number?"
Woman: "My number? Which one do you want?"
Man: "How many numbers you got?"
Woman: "Oh, I got numbers comin’ outta my ears. For instance: ten."
Man: "Ten?"
Woman: "Yeah. That’s how many months old my baby girl is."
Man: "You got a little girl?"
Woman: "Yeah, sexy, huh? How ’bout this for a number? Six. That’s how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I’ve been married – and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. And I'd give you my phone number but with all the numbers I gave you, I’m hoping zero is the number of times you’re gonna call it!"

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? i would if i could but i can't so i won't

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. Jeb...guess what book series.

3. What can you hear right now? My mom's talk radio

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Okay...my best friend.

Me: Hi Sara

Sara: Um...*bursts into laughter*...hi.

Me: Niall or Harry?

Sara: Niall!!! I'm gonna marry him so HA!!

Me: NO!! HARRY!!


5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? no TV in my bedroom. Sad but true.

6. Type your name with your elbow. kZfgjkfd...oh yeah. Sara:sasrfsa

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? me: my broken alarm clock that is telling me the wrong time. Sara: a drawer.

8. If you could be any cereal mascot, who would you be? what the heck...

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? i have no idea...

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? obmasvf:aa

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

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I Never Knew by Aria Ride reviews
When Max Martinez moves away from Arizona to California, she meets the teenage boy heart throb of high school, the tall and mysterious Fang Ride. What will happen when they fall for each other but don't know it themselves?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,715 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Age Is Just A Number by LivenLifeUp reviews
Nick Walker: 24 year old English teacher, new to the whole "teaching thing" Maximum Ride: 17 year old senior with an over-protective twin brother and no intention on learning. They fell for one another before year began. And they take the student/teacher relationship to an entirely different level. CURRENTLY EDITING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
Me and God Love Her by MPHknows reviews
Maximum Ride and Lupo Greyback are bestbuds and tend to get into everything together. And that means everything. What happens when two new boys show up at their school? What happens when the girls cant help but be drawn in by them? Fax and Liggy. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,682 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Max, Fang
All is Fair in Love and War by DelphicPark reviews
Max enlists in the army. When training begins, Max begins to feel a strange attraction to her Captain. FAX. i have never been in the army before, so this is purely fiction. hope you enjoy:)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Max, Fang
Unforgettable by fangs-only-girl reviews
This story is all human. Fang and Max are best friends, until Fang moves away, Max is devestated. Then he comes back! Will they still have their friendship, or has one of them moved on? Pleaze read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,678 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Max, Fang
Plan: Lose A Guy In Ten Days by Anna Ride reviews
Max is happy and single when she gets a job: Find a way to lose a guy in ten days. Fang is a player who breaks up with a girl after one week, so he gets a bet: Date a girl for longer than ten days. And they've chosen their dates - each other. Who will win and who will fall?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Fang, Max
So You Think You Can Play Me? by XxCeCeMonaexX reviews
What Happens When Two 'Players' Take On The Task Of Each Other? Rated T For Language All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Fang, Max
Sparks Fly, Then They Burn by benjamming reviews
Max Martinez is a college drop-out, working as a maid in a five star hotel. Nick "Fang" Ride, a famous movie star, is staying there while he shoots a movie. When they meet, will sparks fly of the good or bad variety? Fax, Eggy, all human. (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Do What You Love by Guardianess reviews
Maximum Ride Martinez, or Max Ride for short, is just a teenage girl with a dream. A dream to dance and make it big. She has dealt with some pretty weird things before, but can she overcome this challenge?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Max, Fang
The Rusty Yellow Tricycle by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,920 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Max, Fang
I love high school not by foreverFAX reviews
Laughter, pain, horror, embarrassment and sorrow yup, that's high school for you. Max and the rest of the gang are just normal teenagers going through high school. FAX later on in the story. (Now on chanacompos57's profile)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
The Opposites by Zada Pierce reviews
"You looooove me." I scowled. "No, I don't. It's the opposite of love, actually." "Actually, Max, it's not. When you love someone, you think about them constantly. So the opposite of love-" "Would be ignorance." "Exactly. When you hate someone, you think about them. And you know, they say all hate-" "Eventually turns to love. I get it."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Fang, Max
Roses by bordeaux cookies reviews
Fang was a player. Getting girls was as easy as pie. But when he begins to fall for the unthinkable, Maximum, she has a plan up her sleeve to not be part of his broken heart graveyard. She plays him. And doesn't expect to fall herself. FAAAXXXX! AU, AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Taking One Day At A Time by HP MR FOREVER 0807 reviews
Max goes through a lot, whether it be trying to avoid her best friend's older brother who she's had a crush on since third grade, or dealing with her divorced parents. How will she make it through everything? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,314 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hicktown by Falmouth Falcons Fan-Inactive reviews
Fang is a San Diego boy, never to go to the south, until he is forced to move to Texas, where he meets Texan girl born and raised, Max. Max has to prepare Fang and his sister for high school, teaching them the ways of the country folk. Chaos ensues. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
He loves Me, She loves me not by angel on wings reviews
Childhood crushes,highschool enemies,married to different people.Max becomes a successful actress and meets Nick at the airport both bound for Paris.Will Max turn a blind eye to someone without fame and fortune?Or will she realize that fame and fortune aren't everything and true love is what really matters?Let's see Nick crash Max and Dylan's wedding scene and Nick take his place.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Max's First Kiss by musicXisXeverything reviews
Was Fang really the first person Max has kissed? Or is there something she's hiding? Cute one-shot. I had writer's block, so yeah. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
The bet by Sayuhm reviews
Lissa and Max make a bet to see who gets the new school hottie to go out with them. When one of them gets him and he finds out about the bet, what'll happen. There will be lies and tricks. May the odds be in your favor ;
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Fang, Max
Vandal to Gymnast by MeMeMeliumpkin reviews
Max is a typical level 3 rebel. This summer is supposed to be composed of abit of bmxing here and a little vandalizing there, but what happens when the infamous Maximum Ride gets caught and has the most crueland unusual punishment of all. GYMNASTICS . Based of of the movie stickit
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Max
She's Country by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max Ride is a country girl, with a strong love for her family and friends. Fang's a city slicker, never spent a day of his life in the country. What happen's when Fang has to move to Texas and meets Max? Will they hit it off? Or Will She Hate him? Please Read! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Max, Fang
Shut up and kiss me by Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark reviews
Ella is a typical teen girl. The only problem in her life is Iggy. He is perverted, annoying, a trouble maker and Ella downright hates him, or so she thinks. When the new boy from Iggy's past steals Ella's heart, will Iggy save her in time?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Ella, Iggy
The Damn Jersey by goldensunflowers reviews
"Hey, ummm... Listen. I need my jersey back." It started with those eight words. I've always worn his jersey. But instead, I close the door and for the first time since I put on that damned jersey four years ago, I cry. He is no longer mine. FAX. Originally called "Jersey." Collab with MaNyMiNdGaMeS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Fang, Max
Gwen Ride by scarlet.ride reviews
Gwen Ride is the 16 year old daughter of Max and Fang. For being 93% deaf, she makes her way through high school but not without competitions, boys ad BFF's! No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Party Boys Like You Don't Save Cinderellas Like Me reviews
Maximum Ride is a semi-normal girl who's trying hard to live life right. Nick Walker is a famous singer with a rep for being a "Party Boy". What will happen when they accidently meet at a concert? And what will Nick do to win over Max? Major Fax! Rated T. *no wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Legendary Truths reviews
Maximum Martinez holds an interesting reputation in late 18th century London; mutt, street rat, outlaw...legend. She knows it; everyone knows it. But they can't stop her. And I guess that's what irks them the most. NO WINGS. FAX. RATED T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Max, Fang
ForeverAlone reviews
Cupid hates me. How do I know? Easy. I am seventeen. And NOTHING romantic has EVER happened to me. No date. No boyfriend. No dance. No prom. That is my proof. #ForeverAlone Rated T. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Max, Fang
Confessions of a Juvenile Delinquent reviews
Everyone has a rep. Mine just happens to be "Teenage Delinquent". And, frankly, I'm okay with that. But turns out I get another chance. I could change everything. Flip it upside down. But will I? That, my friends, is the magic question. Rated T. No Wings. FAX! Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN MR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Max, Fang