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Author has written 1 story for Five Nights at Freddy´s.

Welcome to my profile. I hope you're doing well today.

I guess this is the part where I tell you about myself. I created this profile a couple of years back in order to write and publish some stories. There was a lot of SpongeBob stuff, along with some other offhand stuff that I took a shot at writing. I was eleven or twelve when I wrote most of them, so you can imagine the quality that came with that. I ended up deleting close to all of the stories that I wrote and I haven't looked back. I never saved them, so they're all lost somewhere in the ether. I wouldn't shed any tears over their loss.

I eventually shifted to just reviewing stories. I used to read and review a lot of stories back when I was in middle school. I mainly read Mass Effect stuff, more specifically anything that had a MaleShep/Tali romance. I'm not some grand critic or anything, but I'd like to think that even back then, I could still come up with some decent points to help people out with their stories. I generally try to not be some asshole now, but I'm not entirely sure if I was always like that, so if I ever left some mean review or said something dickish, I apologize.

I stopped logging in for a while. I had real-life stuff come up, and I gradually stopped logging on to check in on new stories. But I'm back now. I'm planning on writing some new stuff, as well, so stay tuned for that.

My Projects:

The Night Shift: Mike Schmidt didn't think much when he got a job as the security guard at a run-down pizzeria. However, he quickly finds that there is something more malicious going on.
I'm not entirely sure why I still have this story up here. I don't think it's very good, but when I compare it to the other stories that I wrote on here earlier that I ended up deleting and ESPECIALLY compared to a fair bit of the rest of the stories that have come out of the FNaF community, it actually isn't that bad. I probably will never finish it, but I don't see the harm in keeping it up. Read it if you dare, but I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't like it.

A series covering the Mass Effect trilogy. I've been working on the first story, Echoes, for a few months now. When I'll actually manage to finish the first chapter, I'm not sure. Hopefully sometime this year.

A game loosely inspired by Mass Effect Galaxy and cop dramas of yore. The title is still under development, but the prologue is coming along nicely.

I also have a YouTube channel, if you're interested. Right now I'm playing some Hearts of Iron IV, and I'm doing a series on Mass Effect 3 on Insanity difficulty. I'm having a lot of fun with both of them, and hopefully, you guys might, too ;D

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-9IwxjwvVFceIbITrEIQPA

Feel free to send me a private message if you have any questions or feedback. I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can.

-dogboat333

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Cenotaph III: The Mausoleum by Rob Sears reviews
The galaxy has been shattered. A malevolent foe has achieved what the Reapers could not do: eradicate all hope. But there are those that still resist, that push back in the face of futile odds. It will now be up to Shepard and Tali's daughter - Roahn - to figure out a way to restore that hope, unite their lost allies, and pursue their enemy to the universe's very edge.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 518,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17/2022 - Published: 9/18/2020 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard, OC - Complete
Forever Family by Masstheory reviews
"My family is my strength and my weakness." -Aishwarya Rai Bachchan
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/24/2021 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
Cenotaph II: The Monolith by Rob Sears reviews
The year is 2214. A weary galaxy festers. Military privatization has become the norm in a new economic depression. A malicious plan, decades in the making, has finally been set into motion. The only one who can stop it? Roahn'Shepard and a team of some of the most extraordinary individuals the galaxy has ever seen. Fear. Agony. Hatred. Roahn's lethal nightmare begins!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 508,332 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 6/29/2019 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard, OC - Complete
Equilibrium: Crusader by RedCenturionG reviews
Shepard just wants to retire and live a happy life with the person he loves: he feels that he's earned that. But the galaxy is not done with him yet, and the new threat on the horizon comes from an unlikely source: Shepard himself.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 414,953 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/10/2019 - Published: 7/10/2018 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] [Garrus V., Kasumi G.]
Scars by Mandalorian Runescaper reviews
Takes place after ME3. One-shot. Spoilers for ME3 and the Pinnacle Station DLC from ME1. After choosing to destroy the Reapers and recovering from her wounds, Commander Shepard tries to escape from what happened by isolating herself. A certain turian, however, will always be there for her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2019 - [Shepard, Garrus V.] - Complete
Flashpoint: Talimance by RedCenturionG reviews
Snapshots in the life of John Shepard and Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, from friendship to romance, from hardship to happiness, from life to death. Request-based drabbles. Read intro (first chapter) for rules on making requests. Story complete: no longer accepting requests.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 182,991 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 4/8/2018 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Mass Effect 4: The Road Home by Daedalus30185 reviews
A story that kicks off right after the events of ME3. Tali and Shepard struggle with the loss of each other as uncertainty is the only thing this new galaxy provides them. Rating is due mostly to language. *ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,789 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] OC
Cenotaph I: The Morrow by Rob Sears reviews
Roahn'Shepard was always doomed to an abnormal life. As the daughter of John and Tali, she would always be overshadowed by her parents' heroics, but at home... her father is no hero. He is distant. Withdrawn. But when a new threat arises, she and her father are forced to confront their differences and Roahn will soon discover what it means to be the daughter of Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 344,635 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 5/19/2018 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] Garrus V., Liara T'Soni - Complete
The Secret Storm by KingN7 reviews
The Reapers and Leviathans have been defeated and the galaxy is finally at peace! Shepard and Tali have moved to Rannoch together and finally have happy, peaceful lives. It is all one big happily ever after. But one discovery can change all of history. One mistake can ruin everything you've done. One survivor can shatter the peace that so many fought to build...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,113 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] Garrus V., Leviathan
Just Follow Your Heart by KingN7 reviews
The ultimate battle for the fate of the galaxy! One Commander controls the destiny of everything he has ever known & would rather die than see it destroyed. A re-envisioned look at ME3's ending and what happens to the galaxy afterwards. This is written primarily in Shepard's POV, but other characters have moments of their own. Tali-Shepard pairing, & more later on.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,098 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 10/4/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] Garrus V., Liara T'Soni - Complete
Irreparable by Rob Sears reviews
A year after the destruction of the Reapers, Tali still refuses to believe that John Shepard, the man she loved, was killed in action. The galaxy has moved on, but she has been unable to. Embarking on a quest for the truth, Tali vows to tear the entire galaxy apart to prove that Shepard is still out there, alive and well, even if her journey takes her to the brink of madness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,006 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. It's probably dead forever guys.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Warrior Ethos: 2 by 1054SS325MP reviews
The sequel to Warrior Ethos, this is a retelling of ME2. It has ManShep x Tali and FemShep x Garrus, and is designed to be very realistic, etc. A little bit AU. You don't need to read the first story, but it helps. It uses Calinstel's ideas on the quarian culture. Focuses more on the relationships and less on the missions. The information page is a separate story of mine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,228 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] [J. Garson, Garrus V.]
Media Firestorm by Rogen80 reviews
The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] OC - Complete
War of Extinction by HaywireFreaknik reviews
Shepard was just a soldier. A soldier thrown into a galaxy wide war of extinction. How would he take this? Tali/Shepard romance. trilogy spanning story . Rated M for the Adult themes later on. Lots of canon, but at the same time, lots of non-canon. ME1 arc in progress.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,195 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard]
Forever Family 2 by Masstheory reviews
"It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it." (Robert E. Lee)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,483 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] [J. Garson, Garrus V.]
Mass Effect: Broken Forever by Hershel Greene reviews
After losing his entire squad at Elysium, including his adoptive quarian brother, Shepard has constant and dangerous outbursts when his family or quarians in general are insulted. He joined the Alliance as an N7, he embraced God, he found a friend in Captain Anderson. None of it helped soothe him. He is broken, and only a certain quarian engineer can fix him. ME:1 story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] OC
Newlyweds by Hershel Greene reviews
Post Reaper-War. Most of Shepard's scars healed when the war was over, however, one scar in particular will stay with him for the rest of his life. Shepard has lost the ability to speak, and now spends his days with Tali at their home on Rannoch, living a peaceful life together.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,618 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard]
Boardgames by Hershel Greene reviews
One-shot. Shepard and Tali spend some alone-time playing human games and flirting in his cabin, though they still can't admit their feelings toward one another.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Solace Before the Storm by Way of the Sheikah reviews
When the Reapers attacked, Aedan Shepard became the symbol of hope the galaxy needed. In private, when the curtains were drawn, he quietly suffered. That is, until *she* came back into his life. Now, as galactic civilization stands on the edge of annihilation, they lean on each other to keep going. Spoilers: content includes the Citadel DLC. Cover art by neehs on DeviantArt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,660 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] - Complete
Legacy's end by Galaxy fiction reviews
The war with the Reapers is over, Tali and Shepard have moved to Rannoch to pursue a long overdue life of bliss and happiness. However when Xen's interest in the Geth is piqued to new levels, they are both called back into action to stop the threat, and the risk of a new morning war. A tale of love, loss and action, all based around the Commander and his beloved Quarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,091 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] Daro'Xen
Mass Effect: Two Hearts by BastardSonofOdin reviews
A post-ME3 story. A post-destroy ending. Drama and fluff. Laughter and tears. And, in the end, a simple, and hopefully heart-warming story, of a love between two people. Slightly rose-tinted view of a post-war galaxy. Happily Ever After? Mostly focusing on MaleShep / Tali romance and POV.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,283 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Perfect by KingN7 reviews
The final battle. The one that decides the fate of the galaxy. What happens when things go wrong? When the one who was destined to save them all breaks? Indoctrination Theory influenced one-shot written for Aria's Afterlife October competition. Does not connect in any way to my other fics.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Shepard, Marauder Shields, Catalyst - Complete
Mass Effect : The Perfect Epilogue by moneychex
This is my dream epilogue for my Mass Effect Trilogy playthrough. I romanced Tali so obviously it's MaleShep. When Shepard destroys the Reapers, everyone thinks he's dead, but it turns out otherwise. Tali feels that Shepard is still alive...what will happen? Well you have to just find out. Also this is my first fanfic, so any feedback I'd love and if it's good enough, sequel?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
Felony by Third Kind reviews
Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,142 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Plankton, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy - Complete
What if Shepard Knew? by TheForgottenSoldier reviews
Commander Shepard breaks the fourth wall and now knows about the ending he faces in Mass Effect 3...He's not going to stand for it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Mass Effect: Genesis by E350 reviews
Sequel to Mass Effect: Endgame. It has been six months since the Battle for Earth, and the Alliance is mopping up the last Cerberus remnants in the Terminus Systems. A special forces team led by Kaidan and Garrus hits Cerberus' last base, only to find a revelation that will shake the entire galaxy - for Commander Shepard is not dead. Male!Shep/Tali. Strong language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
Mass Effect: Endgame by E350 reviews
The order has been given, and a vast armada heads for Earth, ready for the final battle with the Reapers. It is do or die - and most expect to die. ME3 Alternate Ending. Male!Shep/Tali. OCs. ME3 Spoilers. Violence and language. Probably M later.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Shepard, D. Anderson, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Best Friends by linkpika reviews
A friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. But a best friend will help themselves and be the reason why you have no food. A couple of shots into Finna dn Jake's daily lives. No pairing.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Finn, Jake - Complete
The Romance Problem by TheTaliSheppin reviews
That is what this is about. Love interests are after Shepard like Rabid Wolves without their rabies shots. Kal'Reegar likes Tali'Zorah Shepard likes Tali Miranda lusts for Shepard, and so does Jack Liara and Ash Uh oh is an understatement. Set in ME2 aftr
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
The Night Shift reviews
Mike Schmidt thinks he has the easiest job in the world: sit for six hours at a rundown kid's pizzeria and check the cameras every once in a while. Should be simple enough, right? Not exactly, as Mike is about to find out, since the animatronics turn from huggable children's icons into something far worst when the lights go out
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Mike Schmidt
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