sarky soomka
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Joined 06-17-03, id: 401808, Profile Updated: 05-25-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, and Supernatural.

I used to write HP fanfics back in the day when I was an awful writer. But over the years the interest slowly started slipping away from me. However, I regain that interest from time to time and just stick to reading (and reviewing of course!)

As of late I've began writing again. It's such a wonderful feeling! Gotta practice in order to write that memoir one day...haha!

March 2013

http://garbageandmusings.tumblr.com/
Feel free to check that out! Tumblr including, but not limited to - humorous posts of various degrees and fandoms, david tennant's face, cillian murphy's face and body and ugh all of him, excessive amounts of Arctic Monkeys, Sherlock, Teen Wolf, and a lot of Black Books.


Just a couple tidbits about me for shits and giggles:

Age: 23, but I'm an old soul

Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan. This is where it's at. But not really.

Some favorites in general: Draco and Harry, Sterek, punk rock, whiskey coke/sprite/or ginger ale, good tea with milk and sugar, Scotland, dreaming, my love, a clockwork orange, xanax, my cats, vodka, red wine, the boys I can't have (yet), Cillian Murphy, flirting, fixing things, Sherlock, painting, the big bang theory, blazers, singing, dancing, Arctic Monkeys, taking a bath, drinking, and driving (not simultaneously of course!)

A couple dislikes: when my brother uses my car, grocery shopping, New Years Eve, folding laundry, going to work, scooping the kitty litter, trends, my thai ex-boyfriend, rum, pink wine, noisy stinky dogs, grape, driving in snow, mustard, mayonnaise, and onions.


Down in the Tube Station at Midnight: I'm so sorry guys that I've not been updating! I'm totally blocked and having a difficult time. I'm not abandoning it, just trying to refresh my memory. Testing out the waters of other fandoms for a minute, then I'm sure I'll be ready to expel some HP goodness. I need to miss it and then I'm sure I'll get inspired again. Just go with it. hahah

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Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Reason For Call by 74days reviews
Stiles has been working in his call-centre booth for nearly 5 years when he first hears the voice of the new IT guy. Surely anyone who sounds like that has got to be H.O.T Stiles takes it upon himself to get to know him better. The only problem is, he's got no idea what he looks like... - Prompted by Dyren: Derek and Stiles both work at a call centre together...
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,326 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Manorexic by kc404duh reviews
The Malfoys have always been very clear as to what they hold in high regard, such as wealth and blood purity, but as Pansy and Blaise found out in July of last year, there are some values which leave deeper impressions than even a Dark Mark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,455 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Happiness is an Angry Weasley by Luny Lady reviews
I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After the Fairy Tale by LadyKatie reviews
Harry Potter's life isn't as perfect as most people think. After his marriage falls apart he goes in search of something more and just may find it... in an old enemy. But how will this new life fit with his old one? H/D SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,069 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everybody Must Get Stoned by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is obsessed with figuring out what Draco Malfoy would be like stoned. What happens when he finds he likes the results a little too much? Slash, Drug Content/Use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,100 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rivaling Affections by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash- Harry is coerced into offering Draco a job and bringing him into his home. When Harry finds himself warming to his childhood rival, does Draco return his feelings, or will he continue to resist until Harry gives up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cerulean Blue by Anna Fugazzi reviews
When Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, is the only one who can help him. Co-written with scrtkpr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,679 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Interview by Page of Cups reviews
There were a few things Ron forgot to tell Hermione when he asked her to marry him... RonxDraco, RonxHermione implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3293 - Favs: 6,730 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything Changes by Page of Cups reviews
Once best friends, now mortal enemies. The story of two people finding their way back. DMRW slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,805 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Simmer Down and Pucker Up
In the midst of his depression, Dean makes a few little mistakes and winds up losing his nursing job, subsequently getting evicted & having to move in with Castiel. Cas is a mess of his own, basically a father to his own younger siblings, and doesn't really have the room to put up Dean. Dean likes to joke that he has become the 'step dad.' Because he has to share a bed with Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2014
Can't Swim reviews
Stiles and his daughter are going to spend the summer at the pool. His summer instantly gets a lot hotter when his new neighbors move in next door and start hanging out by the water too. The two dads bond over light beers while the kids use the slip and slide and eat popsicles. Stiles tries not to blatantly drool at Derek's perfect body in his swim shorts. Sterek
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,964 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Down in the Tube Station at Midnight reviews
Harry moves in with Ron & Hermione after a nasty breakup with Ginny. He spots Draco wandering lost in the London Underground and offers to guide him towards his destination. Naturally, Draco is reluctant and refuses. The first time. HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,881 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snake Dog reviews
Harry discovers a Muggle, x-rated video spoofing Wizard schoolboys. Draco Malfoy as the star was weird enough, but he soon realizes the other actor looks suspiciously like himself. With a fake scar on his forehead too! Someone owes Harry an explanation!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.