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Joined 05-23-12, id: 4018247, Profile Updated: 09-19-12
Author has written 9 stories for Misc. Comics, Harry Potter, Scrubs, Doctor Who, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Firefly, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hello Fanfictioners, Followers and Fellow Nerds!!

My computer has FINALLY allowed me to log in to my new Fanfiction.net account, so I can now post works on here!! My writing usually goes onto my Wattpad account (under the same username), but as of now I will be re-posting my stories - both completed and underway - onto here and (hopefully) adding new ones as well :D So, a little bit about me...

Hi, my name's Harriet. If you don't know me, you should - I'm awesome. I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you, and I only kill on thursdays, so...

Likes:

Music...MCR, Green Day, BVB, The Monroes (if you don't know them check them out - the south african band, not the others; album is called the Devil's Carnival), D.R.U.G.S, The Used, The Ramones, Misfits, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Bullet for my valentine, Slipknot, You me at six, A7x... So yeah. All the awesome stuff.

Chocolate...Need I say more??

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... Get used to it. I'm a total nerd.

TV/Films...the funny ones. Any Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (especially Paul), any Monty Python. School of Rock (hehe yeah I'm that sad), Friends, Scrubs, How I met your mother, The Big Bang Theory... Also Doctor Who, Merlin, Torchwood, Sherlock (HOW AWESUM WAS THE LAST SERIES?!!), Lewis, Silent Witness...and other stuff that you will never know about coz I'm too lazy to put it.

Drawing...no matter how crap I am :P

Books...Harry Potter, ARtemis Fowl, the Chaos Walking Trilogy, Eragon... Basically I like Fantasy. Shocker.

Let me draw your attention to the 'Harry Potter' in that last line.

Harry Potter.

And me.

Me = Big Harry Potter Nerd. Capitals and everything. BHPN. Whatever the hell that spells. Buhpun. (See what I did there?? Ya see?? Ya see?? Oh who am I kidding, you don't see)

Some more details...

Name: Harriet

Age: 14 (or so I'm told)

Gender: Female, last time I checked

Address: England, Great Britain, UK, Europe, Earth, The Solar System, The Milky Way, Space, The Universe

Extra Info:

Attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Or Pigfarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I'm considering a transfer. Although I'll need a rocket ship... Do you have a rocket ship??

Plays violin, guitar and piano

Is frequently visited by the men in white coats.

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DISCLAIMER:

JUST BECAUSE I WEAR BLACK IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M 'EMO'. JUST BECAUSE I ENJOY LISTENING TO GROUPS OF TALENTED MUSICIANS (WITH SKILLS TO KICK JUSTIN BIEBER'S BUTT ANY DAY) DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M SAD, OR DEPRESSED, OR CUTTING MYSELF. DEAL WITH IT; GET USED TO IT; LIVE WITH IT.

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"There's a solution to not caring about Harry Potter: READ HARRY POTTER.
- Hank Green

This shall be the motto of Potternerds everywhere, striving to convert the world one non-believer at a time xD

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Random quotes (I'm not sure why...):

"School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice?"
- Billy Joe Armstrong

"Don't make people into heroes John. Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one of them."
- Sherlock Holmes

Leonard: "You'll never guess what just happened. "
Sheldon: "You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an interdimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work in the Thinkatorium, by telepathically-controlled flying dolphins?"
Leonard: "No."
Sheldon: "Awww..."
Leonard: "Penny kissed me."
Sheldon: "Well, who would ever guess that?"

- The Big Bang Theory

Arthur: "I thought you were dead!"
Ford: "Well so did I - which at least proves that I wasn't! Then I decided I was a lemon for a while. I kept myself amused by jumping out of a Gin 'n Tonic."
Arthur: "Where did you find a Gin 'n Tonic?"
Ford: "Oh well I didn't, I found a small lake that thought it was a Gin 'n Tonic and jumped in and out of that. At least I think it thought it was a Gin 'n Tonic..."
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Sherlock: (after explaining a series of complicated deductions) "The picture's a fake."
Watson: "Fantastic!"
Sherlock: "Meretricious."
Lestrade: "And a happy new year."
- Sherlock

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"
- Albus Dumbledore

"It's fun until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious"
- Billy Joe Armstrong

"Would you destroy SomethING perfect to make it beautiful?"
- My Chemical Romance

"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot"
- Billy Joe Armstrong

Harry: "Then what was he doing in Borgin and Burkes, shopping for furniture?!"
Ron: "It's a creepy shop; he's a creepy bloke."
- Harry Potter

"The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million - they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline."
- Marvin the paranoid Android

"You'll need to have this fish in your ear"
- Ford Prefect

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world"
- Gerard Way

Ron: "Well look at it this way - you can't be any worse than old toad-face"
Harry: "Thanks, Ron."
Ron: "I'm here for you mate"
- Harry Potter

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favourite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music make you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."
- Gerard Way

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Purifying Flame by Jomel10 reviews
Sequel to Burning Star. The remaining Killjoys & their friends are plotting the perfect rescue mission – to save Exterminator Michael. Only problem is, is there anything left of Mikey to save? And the rebels are about to get the shock of their lives... Maybe more than one. Warnings: Dark, Sexual Abuse, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Adult themes, Torture, Violence, Swearing. Chapter 16 up.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 152,683 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/19/2012
End's Beginning by 5Mississippis reviews
Lives change after Leonard is critically injured.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,346 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Leonard H.
Love and Love Again by foreverandnow reviews
Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack, but their infant son was believed dead. Twelve years later, Harry Potter is found and brought home, but the real struggle has just begun. Ensemble fic about a family's recovery as old enemies return.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 181,161 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
Watching the Show by xAndromedaNiketax reviews
What happens when Sam finds a random disc in some crappy hotel room that turns out to be a show about his past, and future life? Well John, Bobby and Dean watch of course. Sam is 14 in this and Dean is 18. Rated T for slight cursing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Burning Star by Jomel10 reviews
The Killjoys are in big trouble. Korse has caught up with them, and there is no where left to run. Warnings: Dark fic, Sexual Abuse, Rape, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Adult themes, Torture, Violence, Swearing. *COMPLETE*
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,911 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
Full Moon Investigations by Billie the fourth sage reviews
Just about everything you loved in Half Moon in an adult mishmash of violence, sex and suspense, gang activity and flashy PI action. Slash, adult themes. You've been warned. AU, mirroring events in the book. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Half Moon Investigations - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 12/27/2009
Keep Running by wolfbane17 reviews
The Aftermath of SING.Because BL/Ind. will not be stopped and the Killjoys must struggle to keep their world from falling. Sequel to "Five Times Someone Saved Party Poison". Based on My Chemical Romance's Danger Days Universe.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011
Planetary GO! by loki-dokey reviews
The tale of the true lives of the fabulous Killjoys. My Chemical Romance fanfic set in 2010 AND 2019 ;
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 83,135 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,956 - Reviews: 3950 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Aftermath by speculate reviews
Based off my ideas for the plot My Chemical Romance gave us through their tweets. Own story, My Chemical Romance based, My Chemical Romance characters. True lives of the fabulous Killjoys fic. R&R?
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010
The Dark Surrounds Us by Cap-has-Attitude reviews
After an attack on Platform 9 and 3/4, Lily is struggling with her feelings for James, James is laying injured in the Hospital Wing, Sirius is struggling with their blossoming relationship, and students are stuck at Hogwarts for their winter break.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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The Punchline to the Joke reviews
A razor blade; a promise; a song. Two men who were destined for great things have reached the end of the road. Short, depressing Frerard one-shot.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
The Real Hero of Canton reviews
Just a short one-shot - When the firefly crew dropped in on Canton, we only got a brief snap-shot of their life there. I wrote this because I feel that the events of the episode gave Canton the chance at a brighter future than the life pictured for them at that moment, and really it was all down to one person...
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Inara, F. Higgins
I'm Not Okay reviews
The story of the music video "Im not okay I promise " by My Chemical Romance. Based on the characters as shown in the music video, not the actual members of the band! Please don't remove it! xD
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012
Harry Potter and the Return of the Parents reviews
How would life have changed if Harry's parents had come back? Set at the beginning of Harry's fifth year, this story follows him on his quest to defeat Voldemort, this time with his loving parents at his side. Not going to bother with a better summary, because this idea has been done a lot before. Just read it, please, coz you'll hopefully enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
SING, a killjoy fanfic reviews
A short killjoy story, following on from the My Chemical Romance Sing video, concerning your favourite fabulous killjoys... Just my explanation of what may have happened after.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012
The Last Nightmare reviews
Based on the episode "The God Complex": what the doctor really saw in his room. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/4/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Changing Perspectives reviews
Arabella Fig has been there watching Harry since the day he was left on the Dursley's doorstep. Just a short one-shot from her perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Arabella F. - Complete
Matching Bracelets
Short, sweet scrubs one-shot songfic to "guy love" from the scrubs episode "My Musical". In case you didn't know the title's part of the song lyrics.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - John D./J.D., C. D. Turk - Complete
DON'T PANIC: BLind are here to help
For lovers of both MCR's 'killljoy-verse' and the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. A lone killjoy escapes BL/ind's HQ with none other than Marvin the Paranoid Android, a BL/ind experiment gone wrong...
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Marvin