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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Wizard101.

The Percy Jackson Pledge!

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with another
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go!


Epic Quotes!!!

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up."

"Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff.
"

"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?"

"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"

"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"

"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."

"Something was wrong with Luke," Annabeth muttered, poking at the fire with her knife. "Did you notice the way he was acting?"

"He looked pretty pleased to me," I said. "Like he'd spent a nice day torturing heroes."

"That's not true! There was something wrong with him. He looked...nervous. He told his monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something."

"Probably, 'Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear your friends apart. It'll be fun!'"

He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly.
“Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”

He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself."

"They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?"

"You're a half-blood, too?"
"Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?"
"Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god! . . . They don't seem to care."

"She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."

"It's him," I said. "Typhon."
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'


And... Who is your godly parent?!?

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

4/10- Not too shabby...

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

9/10 - There's a shocker; and the only reason I don't swim is I'm too busy!

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.


6/10- Go figure...

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

9/10 - I figured. I'm not too into meat, but I'm not pure vegetarian.

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take nothing from anybody.
You have anger management. (I should)
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.


1/10- Why am I not surprised...

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President. (my friends do...)
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10- Nice...

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10- Wait, whaaa?

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down evil monsters

7/10- Hehe...

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10- I KNEW IT!

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10- It's just how I am...

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10- Uhh...

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10- Good.

Okay... ummm... daughter of Poseidon and Demeter? Sooo... Arion is my brother? That's a little awkward...


Είμαι Πεϱςευς Γασχσον ανεμιστήρα. (I am a Percy Jackson fan)
Αγαπώ τους θεούς: Σευς, Ποσειδον, Αρολλο, Χεϱμες, Αϱες, Διονυσυς, Ηαδες, και Ηεφαεστυς. (I love the gods: Zeus, Poseidon, Apollo, Hermes, Ares, Dionysus, Hades, and Hephaestus)
καθώς και η γοδδεσσες: Αφϱοδιτε, Αϱτεμις, Αθενα, Ηεϱα, και Ηεστια. (I love the goddesses: Aphrodite, Artemis, Athena, Hera, and Hestia)
Μου είναι φαβορί: Ποσειδον, Αϱτεμις, και Αθενα. (My favorite gods are: Poseidon, Artemis, and Athena)
Εάν έχετε φτάσει μια Πεϱςευς Γασχσον ανεμιστήρας, αυτό θα είναι στη δική σας προφίλ! (If you are a Percy Jackson fan this will be on your profile)



I am obsessed with Percy Jackson...

I have made Percy Jackson, Tyson, and Medusa Easter eggs,

I have my own Percy Jackson website (thegreatprophecy.moonfruit.com)

I have made a Camp Half Blood tee, with a matching necklace (actually with a leather cord, hand painted, hand made, sun-dried clay beads.)

I am in the process of making a Camp Jupiter tee.

I have literally read each of the books about 50 times.

I compare everything to Percy Jackson.

When I start talking about Percy Jackson, my friends' eyes just glaze over.

I have tons of greek mythology books, and I have marked those up with comparisons from Percy Jackson.


Very Strange (and Demigodish) Traits About Me


I can touch a cord attached to a music player and the music will start playing (Strange electric currents...)

I have deflected baseballs with water.

My eyes change color.

I can sense if someone is near me, even if my eyes are closed.

Well, I do have epic demigodish reflexes.


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

The Big House.

2. Which PJO Character Would You Date?

IDK.

3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Everyone!!!!

4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?

Drew!

5. Your Favorite PJO book?

YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE?!?

6. Your Favorite PJO Character?

Bessie the cow serpent thing.

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Poseidon Artemis or Demeter!

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

"I KNOW I'M A HALF-BLOOD! I CAN'T PRETEND ANYMORE!!!"

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

I'd ask Clarisse to knock out the security guard so I could take the whole camp.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Annabeth. Then we could discuss how the island isn't deserted anymore and the history of fractals.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPER!!!"

12. Favorite PJO Pairing?

Tratie and Percabeth

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

I accidentally knock over the big weapons and they go careening off the side. Then I get pushed off.

14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

What does this have to do with anything?

15. Favorite PJO Quote?

"We should find the dam snack bar. We must eat while we can." (My phone's screensaver!!)

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Dunno.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

"Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

When Apollo was all like... Call me Fred.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

IDK

20. Favorite Random Moment?

When Rachel throws a blue plastic hairbrush at Kronos...


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. (Sounds like fun!)

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP HAG JUMP!!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look"

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Prachel, copy and paste this to your profile

If you saw Justin Bieber and would slap him with a pole- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates, Abcadabera

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, DJ HiHi Kimiko,XSakunoXRyuzakiX, xRae Asakurax, Flying on a Broken Wing, HikariKame, ottawawolf, xxpinkblinkxx, DarkHeartInTheSky, Mystery Agent, Starryblossoms, Donakiko, Abcadabera

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

希望 Hope
火 Fire
水 Water
地球 Earth
風 Wind
喜 Happiness
愛 Love
哀 Sorrow
勇 Courage
死 Death
暗闇 Darkness
恨 Hate

I’m that girl.

The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who makes your girlfriend jealous even though I am only your best friend.

The girl who is pretty but thinks she isn’t.

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day.

The girl that people look through when I say something.

The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

The girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

The girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Greek Mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

HARRY POTTER has taught me that love and friendship can overcome evil and hate.

PERCY JACKSON has taught me that no matter what differences or disabilities we have, we can all be heroes.

NARNIA has taught me that childhood doesn't last forever, but we can hold onto the memories.

THE HUNGER GAMES has taught me that you can change the world, no matter how small.

DIVERGENT has taught me that even the most unsuspecting of people hold a power within.

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE if you have learned more from books than even the best teacher could not have taught.


16 Things To Do At A Supermarket

1. Get 24 bottles of ketchup and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. Knock some random person's milk off their register. (Uhh, hehe... I'll just be going...)

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Put your hand between a plug and an outlet
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (and marshmallows and ketchup and oatmeal and...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your plastic box while curling your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (I told my grandma to watch out for the hula hoop and I ended up tripping over it, but managed to catch myself with awesome demigod reflexes ;))
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Shaved your eyebrows off on accident (My friend did and it was funny...)
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Dude, what else is there?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Captain Obvious Strikes Again!)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh Lets go fly off niagra falls while wearing this!)


This is just a really touching story. It is not a curse or anything. I just cried reading it.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

Facts of Life:

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. (OR but only if the pen is riptide.)

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Percabeth.


I will rant on all this Prachel business. No I do not ship the couple. This does not mean that I hate Percy or Rachel. In fact, I think that Rachel is an amazingly developed character. She is totally unappreciated. In just about 90% of all fanfics that I read, they make Rachel seem like some boyfriend-stealing-no-good-rotten witch. This is pretty much what I read.

omg! percy ur sooo hot be my boyfrienddddd says rachel in her whiny preppy voice no but annabeth loves me percy gasps i dont like even care annabeth is a stupid slug with grosss hair rachel groans i love uuuu Never u witch yells percy rachel runs away crying into her dirty little cave hole she dis from crying her beady little is out evry1 celbrates and partaaays bcuz shes dead and stufff tha end

Voila! My horrifying masterpiece. I hope your eyes died when you read it, because I've actually read worse! Not only are there spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors, Rachel is made to look like a complete poo-head. Rachel can't even DATE for crying out loud! She's the stinking ORACLE! So do your research people!


Animal Characteristics

Snake

[X] Physically, you are very flexible.

[X] You like to have power or take control in most situations. (I am very good at that!)

[X] You are a smooth talker.

[X] You lie a lot.

[X] You can stretch your mouth very wide.

[/] You intimidate most people.

[ ] Most people don't like you. (Most people love me! But I hate most of them... >:C )

[ ] Your favorite color is green.

[X] You don't have very many friends.

] You have more enemies than friends.

[X] You are cunning.

[X] You like to be alone.

Total= 8 1/2

Bird

[X] You like to feel as free as possible.

[X] Most people really like you.

[ ] You are talkative.

[ ] You feed the ducks when you go to the park. (Once my sister fed a goose. It didn't end well...)

[X] You have been on an airplane before.

[ ] You would like to fly someday, airplane or not. (HECK NO! I AM ACROPHOBIC!)

[X] Your favorite color is blue. (Well, one of them!)

[ ] People say that you have a great sense of direction in life.

[ ] You have a lot of friends.

[X] You have picked up a bird's feather and kept it for a long time.

[ ] You like to be part of the crowd. (I'm unique! Who wants to be boring?)

[ ] Your vision is 20x20 or better. (Hahahahahahahahaha! No.)

Total= 5

Cat

[X] You are very independent.

[X] You like to go out on adventures.

[X] You're a cuddle-bug.

[X] You aren't afraid of mice.

[ ] You have a pet cat. (My dad is allergic. :C)

[ ] You have a pet fish. (Mine all committed suicide...)

[X] You have cheated death 1 or more times. (I am not even kidding, I am seriously lucky to be alive)

[X] You have been in a car accident.

[X] Some people say that you're graceful. (I think I'm clumsy, but my friends disagree!)

[/] You are very quiet. (Depends on who I'm with.)

[X] You don't like the rain. (It hurts my head!)

[X] Your favorite color is purple. (Another one of them!)

Total= 9 1/2

Dog

[X] You are very loyal.

[ ] You are a very social person. (Hahahahahahahaha! No.)

[ ] You have many friends.

[/] You would die for someone you love. (Not necessarily die... but I would get hurt!)

[ ] You love to play sports. (No. Just, no.)

[X] You have a pet dog.

[ ] Your favorite color is yellow.

[X] You find joy in helping others.

[ ] Your favorite food is meat.

[ ] You have guided/helped someone on an outing before and did not mind.

[X] You would protect your friends and family no matter what.

[ ] You may drool from time to time.

Total= 4 1/2

Horse

[/] You are a very physically-fit person. (Lol. Not really.)

[ ] You like to go out on runs/jogs.

[/] You are a vegetarian. (I only eat meat when needed.)

[ ] Strength is your best quality.

[/] People can depend on you for things. (Sometimes)

[ ] Your favorite color is red.

[ ] You like sports cars.

[?] You think that a lowered suspension and better handling is the way to go. (And that means...what?)

[ ] Your job requires you to lift 50 lbs or more.

[ ] Someone has asked you before, "Why the long face?"

[X] You like sweets.

[ ] Apples are your preferred fruit.

Total= 2 1/2

Wolf

[X] You live with your family.

[X] You get along with your family.

[X] You like to teach others.

[X] Your favorite color is gray.

[X] People consider you to be a leader.

[X] You would protect family and friends if threatened.

[X] You like to sing.

[X] The nightlife is for you.

[ ] You like to go to raves or dances.

[ ] Being social is a big part of your personality.

[X] You look up to someone and want to be like them someday.

Total= 9

Lion

[ ] You are popular. (LOL. No.)

[ ] People look up to you. (I dunno)

[X] You hold a powerful presence.

[ ] You have been in a fight before.

[ ] Your favorite color is gold.

[ ] Someone has looked up to you before.

[ ] You sleep more than 12 hours a day.

[ ] You are a morning person. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am totally cracking up here!)

[ ] You think you have the best hair. (No. My hair sucks.)

[ ] You look intimidating to others.

[X] People don't bully you.

[ ] You love the rain.

Total= 2

Bear

[/] People think that you are very intimidating. (Some do.)

[ ] You are not afraid of bees.

[ ] Your favorite color is brown.

[ ] You like to go out for hikes in the forest/nature trails.

[X] You have (a) brother(s)/sister(s).

[ ] You like to go fishing.

[/] You like to swim.

[ ] You like to go hunting.

[X] You adapt really well to extreme situations.

[X] You are very strong.

[X] You don't like a big crowd.

[ ] You are fearless of others.

Total= 5

Pig

[ ] You like to eat.

[ ] Your favorite color is pink.

[X] You are very intelligent, or so you've been told.

[X] You are smarter than a dog.

[ ] You are not a picky eater.

[X] You have sensitive skin.

[ ] You like mud baths/facials.

[ ] You like to be pampered.

[ ] You depend on others a lot.

[X] You aren't the most active person.

[ ] You love chocolate.

[ ] You're easily angered.

Total= 4

Elephant

[ ] You are tall.

[ ] You eat a lot.

[ ] You have a great memory.

[ ] Your favorite color is silver.

[X] You wear/need glasses/contacts.

[ ] You like to travel.

[X] You love to swim.

[X] People don't bully you.

[X] You carry something special with you everywhere you go.

[X] You are a vegetarian. (Like before, sorta)

[X] You would rather avoid a fight. (Unless it's an argument, I love debating)

[ ] You have big ears.

Total= 6

Fox

[X] You like to make jokes.

[ ] You would like to become a comedian some day.

[X] You have pranked someone before.

[ ] You have a lot of friends.

[ ] Your favorite color is orange.

[X] You believe in true love.

[X] You love someone/have a crush on someone.

[...] People say you're sexy. (No comment.)

[X] You don't want to die or live life alone.

[X] You would like to have children someday/You have children.

[X] You like to help your friends and family.

Total= 7

So. I'm a cat. Coolio.


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Phineas and Ferb: Wizard101 Mix by Flappy741 reviews
This is basically what the title says. Through the POV's of Phineas, Isabella, and Ferb, I'm going to take the Phineas and Ferb characters through the main game storyline. Updates may be a while since I'm multi-tasking with another story. Enjoy!
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Wizard101 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb
Flaws by xhiddendreamx reviews
Katie counted 12 flaws... Travis couldn't even see one. Katie knows she's not perfect, she sees all of her flaws. To Travis, she couldn't be anymore wrong. COMPLETED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
ABC TRATIE by xhiddendreamx reviews
ABC unrelated drabbles of Tratie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Travis S., Katie G.
Don Sharp: Reconnaissance through Time by Flappy741 reviews
(Seq. to 'Rise of the Suns') The Chosen one of the Fates keeps getting dreams from Gaea and her 'daughter.' Don leaves camp to find answers, and Gaea makes her move. Don returns to find the camp in ruins and battles the granddaughter of Kronos. In the fight, Don and her go through time. Now, Don must protect the p. of seven in the shadows, history, and find who the girl really is.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Chiron, Jason G.
Inside Easter Eggs by xhiddendreamx reviews
A one-shot about Travis and Katie. Camp Half Blood has an Easter egg hunt. Travis tries to give a special egg to Katie.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Don Sharp: Rise of the Suns by Flappy741 reviews
Don had a pretty good life until that horse/chicken crashed into his life and started a new one. Quickly, Don arrives at CampHalfblood and leaves in less that 3 days. Apollo and Artemis has been captured by a giant, and it's Don's, Josh's, Vanessa's, Thaila's, and Phoebe's job to find them. All the while, Don realizes what being the 'chosen one' of the Fates mean. Try this! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,025 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
The Mark of Athena cliffhanger! by Percabethlover26 reviews
This is just me ranting. Do not read if you haven't read The Mark of Athena.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012
Enchilada song! by Cookie Monster nom-nom reviews
Grover expresses his obsession with enchiladas in this funny, slightly annoying, and random song!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Grover
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What Would REALLY Happen reviews
So if you got kidnapped by a seemingly crazy old guy in a funny hat, would you stay calm? I highly doubt it. This is what REALLY happened, in Wizard101. All rights go to Kingsisle. Rated K plus just in case.
Wizard101 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - OC
The Silver Sword reviews
When a mysterious girl shows up at camp with one of the legendary silver weapons and no memory, things become chaotic. The girls has immense power and has to be gotten to safety. But will the perilous journey cost more than thought? Rated K because it has basically no blood. It's really okay for kids.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012
The Spiral Savers reviews
Yes this is bad, but it was from a REALLY long time ago. Basically Katherine Drake shows up, she goes on adventures, all that stuff, fun times. OC's will be accepted, UNFINISHED! Plus all rights go to Kingsisle.
Wizard101 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - OC