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Author has written 14 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Misc. Comics, Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO, Tokyo Mew Mew, Xiaolin Showdown, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kamigami No Asobi/神々の悪戯, and Kuroshitsuji.
Hello! It's Any-Clan, the recommissioned Any59! You can also find me on FictionPress as Any59.0!
Name: Katie. No, it's not short for Katherine or Katharine or however you spell it! (I actually hate the name Katherine/Katharine.)
Height: 5' 2"
Hair Color: Blonde and red
Sexual Orientation: I'm bi
My profile pic is my family's coat of arms or family crest. I give full credit to who originally did it. And all it says on the banners are my last name and Ireland, were my family immigrated from. We came from the Inishowen peninsula, in the county Donegal, in the providence of Ulster. Many of us immigrated to the E.U. during colonial times. When the Revolutionary war broke out, many of the Irish took the side of the English, and moved to Canada. My family members were skilled potters, so when they decided to move up to Canada, some decided to move down to Liverpool, Ohio. I now live in Cleveland, when my parents moved there after they got married.
So, I want to inform you that this account is no longer on the 3-day rule (or, if you haven't read my other stuff, I update every 3 days), it is at the mercy of my FP.C account. Fanfiction is not, nor has it ever been, more important than my original work. Any59.0 still is on the 3-day rule, so count on some-what regular updates.
Two Rivers (Hetalia)- the Italy bros are slaves working in the fields of Mesopotamia after one of England's spells goes wrong. Inspired by "The Land Between Two Rivers" by John Jacobson and a group of Hetalia cosplayers that I work with.
It's a Tunic (Hetalia)- Holy Rome and Chibitalia get transported to Dig It! world via an old bible and/or spell book. As they travel in attempts to get home, the learn a lot about history.
The Peace! (Crossover KDU-Heta) The Axis Powers manage to fall through the time-space continuum and land in West Tokyo and meet the Good Douji Club. Learning that Ultimo can control time and space, they fake being the good guys in order to get back home and continue to be bad.
Do You Love Me (Crossover Naruto-Pucca/Puka) No-one's heard of the Sooga village. That is, except for Neji and Hinata. So when Gai challenges Neji, he pulls TenTen and Rock Lee into the mix. Together they become Team Pucca, but soon are facing off against Tobe and Tobi from the Akastuki.
The Addams Family Musical (KDU-Addams Family) It is known that the douji weren't immediately put out into our world. But what did they do? The Addams Family musical with the douji as the cast. Dunstan may learn a lesson or two from Gomez (Vice) and Mal (Ultimo) when they pair up one night in a graveyard to re-enact the entire thing (much to Ultimo's dismay)!
A Mid-Summer's Nightmare (KDU) Ulti's first week back with Yamato was hard. Really, it was. After 900 years, he came back. So of course, there's going to be a little separation anxiety and a few nightmares. Nothing to worry about. And Master will never know as long as he doesn't wake up in the middle of the night.
Far, Far Away (KDU) Post-Funeral fic. If good people go to Heaven, and all dogs go to Heaven, then what about Douji? And is Ultimo really gone? Or does Dunstan have one final plight?
The Horned Women (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt) The Demon sister come from a large family called the Akuma family. They have 10 cousins either older or younger than them, and they all frequently (about 4 times a year) get together for a family pique-nique. They decide it's time to let the youngest, Akuma Pure of the 12 Horns, spend some much needed Demon Sister time, since they live so far away. But poor Pure-chan isn't exactly the straight cut sort of Demon Miss Scanty hopes for, but at least 'big sister' Kneesocks understands...sorta.
D'Italia (Heta) Feliciana Vargas is the house maid of Roderich and Elizebeta. Or is it daughter? Anyways, the 30 Years war is over, and a veteran named Ludwig now lives in her town. He is poor and hated, and she is forbidden from talking to him. Yet they fall in love. Sort of a Romeo and Juliet
Blunt Force (KDU) "I am Katniss Everdean!" The young girl screamed, letting the arrow fly and hitting her enemy in the chest, its point touching his spirit sphere. As he fell, she watched, knowing that the God that had saved her would help his friend, despite the fact that he was evil. But Kitty needed to get home to make dinner for Mary, and maybe Audrey would come, too. If Dell came home, then she could pretend they were a family. Funeral Fic
To Love is Not a Sin (KDU) Pre-Funeral fic. Hello. My name is Copelia. I am a puppet, and I am deeply in love with my husband, who is away. He's fighting in the war. Oh, his name? Why, his name is Ultimo, and I just can't wait for him to come home. Hello. My name is Ultimo. I am a soldier for Dunstan, and madly in love with my wife. What does she look like? Well, she looks just like Lady Gekko.
Tell Me, What's Your Name? (KDU) The Funeral is tomorrow, but nobody's focused on it! And no one will with Hakuchi, Mayaku, and Tonchiki around! The 'Baka Trio' are tried of being 'second tier' on war-front roster, and they are determined to make as much mischief as possible. Warning! Story contains: excessive texting, coloring books, a Power Rangers rip-off, and much much more. inspired by 'Triple Baka' by Hatsune Miku
To Learn To Love (KDU) Yoichi and Service have just defeated Desir, and have told Sumako to teach Desir true love. Little did they know, Desir had already fallen in love. But not with just anyone. He had fallen in love with the little sparrow who had defeated him, and the rabbit was determined to make Service his.
Omnos (Hetalia) Deep in the forests of Norway, there is a woman named Omnos. She isn't a fairy, but she isn't a human, nor is she a half-breed. One day, Norway meets her, enchanted by her songs. Unfortunately for him, being the only one who can see her, the other Nordics think that he has lost his mind. What can he do to convince them?
Rated M For Ridiculous(KDU) One day, Vice, Jeal, Rage, and Desir steal Ulti out of the sky. They abuse him and rape him. Ulti eventually escapes, but comes back to Yamato traumatized and scarred. Yamato, wanting to relieve his douji of the pain, tries to help . NSFW
Every Waking Moment: Hiatus
Musashi and the English Alphabet: In progress (aka I don't know)
This Was It: very infrequent updates (yeah, it's on hiatus)
Wrecking Ball: who knows when it'll update
Soooo I was just thinking about something recently .. There are people out there who probably think they're friends are freaks because they're just like me; They write fanfiction or draw fanart. What bothers me even more is that these same people have different fads. Seriously, let's let people rant about how hot One Direction or Justin Beiber is, yet we can't say anything about our fandoms without getting smacked ..?!? (True story bro, Xx-MelodyShark-xX has gotten hit for talking about APH a few times before, yet they never cared when she ranted about Mario .. It's really interesting, I guess.) I guess that this is where this idea came from. Now, I know it's nothing too special, but I still think it'd be cool to show those people this list. Go ahead, she'll let you. After all, she wrote it for that specific reason ..!
You say ONE DIRECTION, I say ALLIED POWERS.
You say JUSTIN BEIBER, I say MATTHEW WILLIAMS.
You say FINAL DESTINATION, I say HETAONI.
You say ROMEO X JULIET, I say SWITZERLAND X LIECHTENSTEIN.
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, I say GAUKEN!HETALIA.
You say MARIO BROTHERS, I say FELICIANO AND LOVINO VARGAS.
You say BEETHOVEN, I say RODERICH EDELSTEIN.
You say HELLO KITTY, I say SHINATTY-CHAN.
You say NATIONAL ANTHEM, I say MARUKAITE CHIKYUU.
You say SUPER MAN, I say ALFRED F. JONES.
You say PEDOBEAR, I say ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIDO
You say NYAN CAT, I say FLYING MINT BUNNY.
You say TEAM EDWARD & JACOB, I say FrUK & UsUK.
You say we're FREAKS, I say we're FANS.
Why don't you just think about that for a second, haters ..? There are everyday fads that we see, and we have a right to follow the ones that we choose. I don't deserve to get slapped every time I talk about who my favorite character is, it's just not fair when I hear you talk about how much you love Twilight or something.
Just. Stop. Fangirls are humans, not just a bunch of hormonal teenage girls who only care when people are talking about her fandoms. We have outside lives. We have families to make plans with. We're just regular human beings, inside and out. We don't deserve to get treated the way that some of us do ..!
If you are a fangirl, and people don't mind you, you're very lucky. Xx-MelodyShark-xX has had it worse, but does it look like we care? If we actually did care, we wouldn't be here. She would've given up two years ago, when she was just another Mario fangirl. If you're in love with the series and what you do, never give up, no matter what people tell you to do.
After all, haters gonna' hate, right ..? xD
COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing (this is really disturbing to me because of TheGweny's 'WITCRACKBUNS' go check it out and see why...TheGweny if you're reading this...)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Parings I ship:
RuKa, GerIta, LLight, MattMello, PruCan, Cubvia, Norstria, SuFin, HREChibitalia, UKUS, YamaMo, ParVice, ParLow, JealUne, DesVice, KaiRi, MattiDia, NaruHina, SaSu
It's all fun and games until someone pops an eye out. Then hey...free eyeball! (this quote I got a a book fair from a book mark made by some kid in Goose Creek, SC)
The darkest hour is right before dawn -a pear I got from a fortune-telling clam
Be yourself, everyone else is taken -demotivational poster
"'Cuz when your back's against the wall, that's when you show no fear at all...and when you're running out of time, that's when you get your stars a lined...we won't be leaving by the same road that we came by..." -Kaene
"I'm to tired to fight and yet to scared to run." -Kaene
"Don't you just love good-byes?" Mew, 156
"You can always see it comin', but you can never stop it..." Cowboy Junkies, Bea's song (River Trilogy part 2)
"She started shaking to that fine, fine music!" The Velvet Underground, Rock and Roll
"Making islands where no islands should go..." Death Cab For Cutie, Transatlanantisicm
"To readjust you gotta trust that all the fuss is just a minor thing..." Red Hot Chili Peppers, Minor Thing
"Can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling..." Radiohead, Fake Plastic Trees
"I'm falling apart to a song about hips and hears..." Fall Out Boy, Get Busy Living of Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows)
"Amazed to stumble where gods got lost..." Patti Smith, Beneath The Southern Cross
"I wanna always feel like a part of this was mine..." Jimmy Eat World, A Praise Chourus
...I'll have more quotes when I feel like going around and searching for all of them, 'cuz I know a few...