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Author has written 23 stories for Soul Eater, Final Fantasy XIII, Naruto, Death Note, and Edgar Allan Poe.

Daelyn. 19, business major, married. My mind is a flurry of creativity but the words never seem to find their way out. You can usually find me on tumblr @hisqween.

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As It Was Written by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
I was in love with him. It might have been sick, wrong, illegal, but there was no changing it. I'd discovered my deepest and darkest secret, and there was no going back. This couldn't be buried again. ItaSasu, Yaoi. Don't like, don't read. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,478 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
Because I Love You by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
After withstanding years of childhood sexual abuse, Itachi is on his way to recovery. But when Sasuke faces trial after trial, how will he respond? Uchihacest, some disturbing content, angst, fluff, etc. *old chapters are under reconstruction* COMPLETE. PLANNING A SEQUEL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 117,766 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
Don't You Dare Forget the Sun by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
Itachi took Sasuke with him when he left Konoha on the night of the massacre—but what happens if he and Sasuke are able to go back? Eventual ItaSasu, ninjaverse, slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Hunt by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
Sasuke is an incubus and he's looking for his next victim. This cute blonde seems perfect. SasuNaru, ItaSasuNaru, ItaSasu, ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Sins of the Flesh by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
What if things had been different? What if, somehow, Itachi could stay by Sasuke's side...forever?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,118 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Secrets by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
What if I were the one to buy him? ItaSasu, oneshot, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Moving Tables by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
Itachi was murderously angry. He was seething. He'd already killed the object of his anger four times in his head. Oh yes, his baby brother was going to pay. PWP, graphic lemon, yaoi, incest, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stained by blackestfaery reviews
ONESHOT. At last, Kakashi is unmasked, and there is burning as he waits for her reaction. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Did I Do Well? by Arrien reviews
It's a sick desire she feels when she looks into his wide green eyes and thinks, I want to taint him.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
Stick around by Madam Callisto reviews
A fluffy little piece on how Oz came to fail the 12th grade.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Oz, Willow R.
Neither Had to Mutter a Word by MiaLawliet reviews
This is just a cute, little oneshot of a pairing I'm liking at the moment. No smut, just fluff. This is boyxboy love, so don't read it if that's not your thing. Hope you enjoy some MattxNear loving.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Matt, Near - Complete
Homicidal Love by Jamzee Strider reviews
A quick poem I made about Mellos remorse for raping Matt...no it doesn't exactly rhyme but why should it? . please R/R thank you! rated m for the mentioning of rape.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Mello, Matt
The Fifth Element by Buhread reviews
She was like the Philosopher's Stone, in more ways than one.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Edward E., Maka A. - Complete
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
Shut Up and Sleep With Me by Traumaddict reviews
Sequel. After the events of one hour ago, Sakura not only has to bare listening to Konan and Pein, but now also Madara and a random Prostitute. Another encounter with Uchiha Itachi makes it all different, but Madara is deeply disappointed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Hormonal Disadvantages by Traumaddict reviews
"And I'm the Hormonal Teenager?" While Konan and Pein engage in some 'activities' the rest of the Akatsuki are forced to listen to their ravishing time. Madara - fed up - seeks attention. Leaving Sakura scarred, Itachi confused and Madara indifferent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Samadhi by Zelha reviews
As the New Year is around the corner, our favorite kunoichi wonders what to do with a suddenly elusive lover of hers. And, of course, she has all the answers she needs ... in some well known books. KakaSaku, of course!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Aftermath by Zelha reviews
Written as a prize for Cynchick, for winning the runner-up place in the KakaSaku Classy Fanart Contest. Even in the midst of a battle, she would have to believe in his return.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Crushing Butterflies reviews
There's a disease akin to the plague sweeping across the continent, killings hundreds of thousands if not millions. Sakura, freshly recruited by Akatsuki, is seen as their only hope, even if Madara Uchiha is painting himself into the picture and the gods of old themselves are rearing their ugly heads. But if Sakura can't save the world, at least she can save Itachi...right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,936 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A Muckraker and Sherlock Walk into a Bar reviews
The punch line of the joke? Not only are they butt buddies they're also brothers! But shh, they don't know that...yet. *modern AU, mature content, also on AO3, reader discretion is advised*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Same Story, Different Cover reviews
Hinata and Itachi have loved each other over and over in each life they live. But why is their love destined to fall apart as soon as they realize it themselves? Itachi has the pain of remembering each love that fails. This time around he's determined to break the cycle. *rated for adult themes and violence*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Finality reviews
Itachi is faced with the on true absolute in life: death. He fights it, cries against it, begs for another chance, but Death takes no prisoners. Lying beside Sasuke as he begins to fade away, Itachi wishes he could have done something else. Something different. Better. *really, REALLY angsty; read at your own risk*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shopping Trip reviews
Deidara and Sasori have to go grocery shopping for the Akatsuki! But it looks like they're gonna make meth, have sex, and traumatize little boys instead. Wow, that sounds so wrong. *implied KisamexItachi, major OOC, and mindless comedy; fairly confident in the rating -sweat drop-*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sasori's a Dirty Pervert reviews
How can Sasori get such a bloody nose just from hearing this crap? And how can Itachi act so calm after that! These are the questions our precious Saso-chan can't answer for his life. *OOC, mindless comedy, implied DeidaraxItachi and one-sided SasorixDeidara; M for themes and language; tried and worn but not by my hand*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
Fear Doesn't Exist
Itachi has rarely felt fear...rarely felt human because of this. The one to wake him from this peaceful lull is his partner, Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Misfit reviews
In a last ditch effort to save herself and her friends in the fight with Asura, Maka unleashes an amazing ability that sends them all reeling through time and space. Waking up to a world unlike any they've seen, the group finds Maka an amnesiac with no soul. How can Soul convince her that this isn't her home when she doesn't seem to fit in their old world anymore? *Pairs up to you.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Maka A.
You Never Really Left Me reviews
I love and miss my best friend in the entire world so dearly. I asked her to write a poem for me about us, and she did. It was so sweet, that I had to do the same for her. This is for you, Jazzy-poo. Always you.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Her Eyes, Her Face reviews
He hadn't seen her since that glorious garden. He ached to see her again, to feel hope and whole again. He craved her bright, shining eyes, and her flawless heart-shaped face. *Based off Poe's poem To Helen*
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
Reactions reviews
"Hell was where he belonged, after all. That, and in L's arms." Contains mentioned yaoi and shounen-ai, and adult themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Of Sound and Heart reviews
Maka could not hear- Soul could do nothing but. "How can we be a team when we're inherent opposites, never meant to be together? How could you even entertain the idea?"
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A Stupid Spell, an Ignorant Boy, and a Smart Cat reviews
Light trips an ancient transfiguration spell that turns her in to a cat. And the nearest comrade to assist her is...Hope? Except he has no clue what he's getting in to when he finds the pink cat. Oh, Etro help her, because feline!Light is going to need all the help she can get to come out of this adventure alive- and hopefully human. *in-game/AT; requested by Darkflames and Fire*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Hope, Lightning
Her Hands reviews
Hope takes some time out of his day to examine Lightning's hands. Fluffy drabble. I have this thing with hands, so I decided to finally write something that was hand-centric. This is supposed to be sweet and heart-warming. *coughs in disagreement with self* Well, at least I hope it is.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
Creepy Crushes reviews
"Hope surrounded by older girls, obviously attracted to him naturally because he's Hope, and Lightning coming in and grabbing him all like 'He's mine. Go away before you become acquainted with my gunblade.'" Dark Flame's words for this request, verbatim. With my own, perverted, horomone-rampid twist. *post-game/AU; requested by Darkflames and Fire*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Hope, Lightning
Their Alphabet, Parts One and Two reviews
Twenty-six lines of poetry, one letter per line, divided into two poems. Inspired by the "Christian Alphabet." Sweet little thing, I hope. *post-game; mild spoiler alert;
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
The Use of Alcohol reviews
Alcohol can do many things. It can make men PMS, it can warm a frozen heart, and it can lead to a heated moment on the floor of an over-priced bakery. Oh, alcohol. The things you do for us. *AU; Older!Hoperai; requested by Khronology*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
The Aftermath reviews
Hope discovers that it's easy to lose everything you live for, but hard to accept it when it's given back to you. On top of this, he is alone, and misses Lightning more than anyone. *Spoiler alert; post-game; disregard to canon ending and 13-2 as a whole.*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Hope, Lightning
A Sunny Perch reviews
Hope looked to the East, his lips pursed and his mind elsewhere- on the ground, beside Light, singing her a lullaby... With his own pain smarting his eyes, he hummed his mother's tune under his breath with fierce determination to comfort his friend despite himself. *in-game; spoiler alert; dedicated to LovingTheSilence33196*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Let's Not Fall Asleep Yet reviews
As they fall from the devistated airship, Hope and Lightning share a quick moment together, in a tragic parting. After all, an eternity asleep is an eternity apart. *in-game; spoiler alert*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
Definitely Rear reviews
The Gapra Whitewood leads to many things, including Hope's favor over rear instead of point, and feelings put out in the open. However, with full disclosure comes the possibility of rejection. And Light, may in fact, be the one rejected. *Lightning name spoiler; in-game*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
The Ivory Violet reviews
He looked at the potted cyclamens at his feet. The abstract pink petals sat in the gentle breeze, and, with great tragedy, swayed with the wind like they were waving good-bye to the boy.*in-game; mild spoiler alert*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Hope, Lightning - Complete
Life Is a Process reviews
When Maka unearths a skeleton from Shinigami's closet, an unspeakable horror is found to be set upon the world- Apathy, something far worse than Insanity. What does any of this have to do with the mysterious books Maka is ordered to burn? Or the wicked man behind the curtain with skeletons of his own? Any -or all- of this could bring the world to its knees. ON HIATUS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater