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Author has written 7 stories for South Park.

I love South Park. It's my life. I'm on Fanfiction 24/7, and absolutley love it. I have an unhealthy obsession with South Park and it's pairings, but I consider it normal. I love Yaoi, and Hentai considering that all characters in South Park are pretty much in fourth grade...But don't like Yuri. I can stand Webe though, Just because their both so awesome...Another thing I love is fluff. If I am to be a truley happy person, there will be fluff in the story I read. Another really disturbing thing about me is...I LOVE messed up shit in Fanfiction. I also like gore, and torture. Somehow, it makes sense if Cartman is involved. I swear constantly, so... just be aware of that. Yep. I'm a messed up chick.

UPDATE: Emily asked me to write Hetalia. So, screw what I said about not writing anything else but South Park...lets change that to...won't write anything but South Park AND Hetalia. Yep, sounds 'bout right.

Before I say anything else, I must make you aware of something that I absolutly ADORE with every aching muscle in my body. I, I CRAVE reviews. They make me happy, and stamp a smile on my face for at least a week. Even if you don't think it means anything, it does. Not even only to myself, but to EVERY author. They mean so much to us, even if its a simple "Nice Job!" OR EVEN CONSTUCTIVE CRITISISM! Just taking like thirty seconds after you read something we worked REALLY hard on, let's us all know that you actually APPRECIEATE what we're taking our time to write for you! It means so much to just tell us how it was, thats all we ask for. Seriously, I comment on every chapter on every story I read. REVIEW THE STORIES YOU READ, AND IT'LL PUT A SMILE ON TONS OF HAPPY FACES :D


Name: Mikayla. You can call me anything, just don't be a bitch.

Gender: I'm female, thank you very much. And plan on staying that way :3

Age: Let's just say i'm young. Young is a very fine age, wouldn't you say?

Occupation: I saw this on someones profile and it just looked so professional..."Well dear childeren, my current occupation is..." School. It sucks ass.

Favorite T.V. Shows: South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, Two and a Half Men, and...Chopped. Yes, I like Food Network. I'm so random...

Favorite Movies: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Imaginationland, The sitter, The Dictator, 21 Jump Street, The Lovely Bones, Childs Play 1-3, Bride of Chucky, ANYTHING HORROR, Titanic, The Amazing Spiderman, Ted. Ted is kick ass. Be my Thunder Buddy?

Favorite Anime: Fruits Basket, Queens Blade, Bleach, and Moon Phase (its kitty ear mode! _), Hetalia ... Movies: Princess Mononoke(or however you spell that...) and Ah! My Goddess the movie.

Favorite Sport: Volleyball. Mine is orange and looks like Kenny.

Favorite Swears: Ooooohhhh...I appreciate the classic "Motherfucker", and...kike. I'm not against Jewish people, but I just like the way it sounds. SORRY KYLE! FORGIVE ME!

Favorite Dirty Joke: The Aristocrats or... Fishsticks. "Do you like Fishsticks...Well, you're a gay fish!"

Hobbies: I love helping the elderly, and donating my time to charity! ...Hah yeah right. I hate old people. I write and read fanfiction, and spend my time fantisizing about Kyman. I know, I have issues.

IMPORTANT I will be more then happy to take requests for South Park and Hetalia, but only for the listed pairings below. Just PM me with a pairing you wish, and if you desire, a plotline you want me to follow!

Oh, it look's like I forgot to mention my favorite South Park Pairings...Dosn't it?

Style- Stan and Kyle. (I love it. It's classic, but usually only in a oneshot- fluff fest.)

Stendy- Stan and Wendy. (AHH! I love Stendy...But honestly, Wendy dosn't deserve him...She should be with...oh yeah, Cartman.)

Candy- Cartman and Wendy (HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I LOVE CANDY!!! *Rips hair out* Oh My God...It's so perfect!!!)

Kyman- Kyle and Cartman. (It's becoming so popular, and I don't even like it. I FREAKING ADORE IT!!! OH GOD!!! Catch me...*falls*)

K2- Kyle and Kenny. (Yep. The pervert and the jew. Huh. I love so much...)

Bunny- Butters and Kenny. (...WTF?! ITS ADORABLE)

Cutters- (Butters will never be the domienent unless hes professer chaos lol) ...and I love it. Its also a REAL pairing, lol.


Kenric- ...dosen't Eric hate Kenny? Who the hell cares! ITS SMEXY!


Gregstophe- IZ SO AMAZING I SHALL DIE! (oh love, don't go getting yourself shot, I need you to help with with dinner!) ..Gregory, Mon Cher, I love you, but I don't zoo zey cookieeng. (But Chris, I need your help!) Sorry, Amour, I have a mizzion tonight! ...UHHHHHHH...nevermind...

Kystophe- ...I will fucking STRANGLE you if you support this pairing! I HATE it! Better yet, I'll hit you with Christophe's fucking shovel!

Dip- *sniff* Damien dosen't deserve Pip...but...Pip deserves SOMEONE because he (was) so nice and never took shit from anyone and...wait...yeah I like this pairing! DUH!


And one pairing that is HORRIBLY neglected is CRAIG X CLYDE. I LOVE that pairing, its just so perfect. Its EXACTLY like Style, you guys! CRYDE! MAKE IT HEARD!

My obsession has changed, and I now am in love with Kyle. Kyle and Ken, Cartman, or Stan. I don't care, as long as it contains KYLE!!! MY BABY!!! *cough, cough* woah, that was a bad one...

Hetalia Pairings I totally 100% support:

GerIta- Oh c'mon, how can you like...NOT love that?

UsUk- Course I do, dudes! *starts sobbing* ITS THE BEST PAIRING EVER!!!

FrUk- I actually am not that fond of this pairing, even though this is the most requested Hetalia pairing. I mean...France will kinda screw ANYONE...

PruHun- Is this like..the ONLY strait pairing? This pairing is just so fantabulously awesome I cant even...ewfuiwnoifjiernlspwqefhnrcencownemerpnc

Spamono- Uh...their like...brothers, right? Hmm...dosnt seem to bother anyone...*cackles evily*

And I like AustriaxHungary...thats about it.


And poor seem like you need a Prussia...*pushes Prussia into Canasa's room, locking the door* MUST...RECORD...EVERYTHING...

"But Kyle has a strong heart...he...he wants to live!"

"God dammit Kyle, you never walked away from anything in your life, now FIGHT, FIGHT!"

Okay...Cartman is gay for what? It's adorable! And I also kinda just got the huge obvious hint that Cartman is gay. Hah. That might just be me, but...I would love it if he was lol.

Kyle in Chains, everybody! Its like...50 Shades of Grey. Exempt...more South Parky. lol. Read it. I cried when it ended.

Anyway, after reading that, I've been kinda depressed. It's depressing that I'm depressed really, considering its over an imaginary FF. That makes a statement about my sanity.

Woah, I seriously need a theripist.

Okay, so on the home page of, at the bottom, there is a statement about ratings. I find it hilarious, considering most of the messed up shit I read:

Please note we would like to clarify the content policy we have in place since 2002. FanFiction.Net follows the Fiction Rating system ranging from Fiction K to Fiction M. Although Fiction Ratings goes up to Fiction MA, since 2002 has not allowed Fiction MA rated content which can contain adult/explicit content on the site. FanFiction.Net only accepts content in the Fiction K through Fiction M range. Fiction M can contain adult language, themes and suggestions. Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature is considered Fiction MA and has not been allowed on the site since 2002.

...Yeaaaaaahhh. Well, I personally think M should BE MA, because M is M, and like...dont fucking read it if you are a gaywad who gets easily offeneded or something. Seriously. Did you know was actually going to take off all the M rated stories? Thats fucked up. But they didn't so...I'm happy. I just think its fucking stupid. GAWD...IF YOU WRITE SOMETHING CONTAINING LANGUAGE, RAPE, VIOLENCE, SEX, GORE, TORTURE, AND FUCKING DEATH AND RATE IT M, WHO THE FUCKING HELL CARES?!? It's M, and ALL M's usually have at LEAST one of those...unless your a R-tard who rates it M because you say fuck once, and your like "Oh...well it's M just to be safe..." Dude...REALLY. GAH- I hate this. I'm having a pointless argument with myself. This MY FUCKING PROFILE SHOULD BE RATED T, BECAUSE IM NOT LIKE...HAVING CARTMAN LIKE...GIVE IT TO KYLE OR ANYTHING!!! Although...hmm...I have an idea...

"Cartman lay on top of the petite red-head, pecking at his sweaty collarbone. The salty taste sunk him further into a mental fit of lust, and just before he was about to *BEEP* he pulled their bodies apart and flipped Kyle onto his stomach, and without hesitation, traced his *BEEP* against his victims *BEEP*. The sensation coarsing through his blood, veins flooding with the overwhealiming lust, he *BEEPED* in, and *BEEPED* Kyle's brains out."

That right there would be rated K ladies and gentlemen. See what I mean?! Like...gah...the point is...I that ratings that arn't quite exact piss me off, like, alot.

There you have it folks. Just a small chunk of my messed up thoughts. Read and Review my stories please! Love you ALL!

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Monster At My Window by LittleMissStark reviews
a close friend of Kyle's dad takes an unhealthy interest in Kyle leading to many more horror filled nights but soon things start to unravel into something awful and more then he and Eric can handle. WARNING: graphic Rape, torture,death. Rated Mature for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,130 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Gerald B., Sheila B. - Complete
Irresistible by Athena2693 reviews
Kyle is bored with his relationship with Stan and needs a little passion in his life.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Christophe, Kyle B.
Three and a Half Inch Floppy by Percentile reviews
"People forget about them, about floppy disks. They forget about all the stuff they saved on them. I just likeā€¦ I just like knowing all that shit won't all be forgotten. That things aren't ever forgotten."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,750 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sweet Like Poison by xxJaydenxx reviews
When Kyle finds himself in a position he's never had to deal with before, he realizes that you can't always have your cake and eat it too- or can you? This summary was difficult for me to write. I feel it's not descriptive enough but I don't want to give the story away! :
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Until Death May Die by Thisisntmydesign reviews
"That is not dead, which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." I haven't heard that phrase for seven years. And every time that I do, I fail to get answers. It's time that I do. I am an immortal. And I want to know why.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,399 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Your Seared Lips Say by NightingaleLost reviews
Craig wasn't the one who scared him. It was that mask he wore, that horrifying thing that covered the lower half of his face like a demon waiting to spread it's jaws and swallow him whole. Tweek's P.O.V. Rated 'M' to be safe!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,139 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Fears by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Stan's afraid of a lot of things. Of Kyle dying, of giving up, of Kenny being right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
A Type Of Cyber Love by punkXrockXkid reviews
Stan is going on a vacation with his parents for most of the summer, while Kyle's left behind to deal with the rest of South Park on his own. With just emails, instant messaging, and texts to his best friend...can they still find love. UPDATED
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Glass by AndThenIDied reviews
Craig's all you need. Craig's all that matters. He loves you, and you love him. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Glorious Style by TalksToSelf reviews
Stan and Kyle, in a bathroom in a gay nightclub.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tell Me About Dying by scarylolita reviews
Kenny is gone, and this time he isn't coming back. Slightly AU, and hints of K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Clock Ticks On by Marcus Absent reviews
"What if I told you dying was not my true curse?" Kenny one-shot. South Park does not belong to me. Please review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
In The Lake by Craigstalldaddy reviews
A short story, When Kenny asks Kyle for his affection and remembrance, Kyle begins to drift away, ignoring him and giving him the cold shoulder. At this, Kenny's troubled manner leads him to do something most drastic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
An angel by dementedly reviews
Why did he get a better life handed to him while his friend practically struggled every day, just to stay alive? It wasn't fair, and that bothered him. - Small K2 drabble from Kyle's perspective.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Tutor Me by Oxyidiot reviews
After a tutoring session gone weird, Cartman and Kyle have a secret to hide-which, if exposed, could cause all hell to break loose. They soon realize, though, that keeping this a secret is harder than they thought. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
How Kyle Broflovski Got Detention: The First Time by Animegrl421 reviews
A humorous oneshot focused on Kyle and Kenny - just friends but slash/established relationship if you want as its gayness in that area is kinda obvious in some places yet not... - in school. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
You like who now? by Because-You-Live reviews
A little oneshot between Kenny and Butters. Based on the Marjorine episode. this story is boyxboy if you don't like it you don't have to read it, but don't hate, okay? ;
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
If I Die Young by Wedjat reviews
While at a school dance, Kenny hears a song that he finds to be particularly offensive. ONE SHOT though this might change .
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
Taming of Which Shrew? by MOFOSTAN reviews
At first all is seemingly normal in Wendy Testaburger's life, until someone finds out what is truly happening to her. When Cartman reads her diary and investigates her situation... will Wendy be able to heal from everything that will happen?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman
The Eulogy of Kyle Broflovski by Cakes Go Supernova reviews
Kenny recounts the fondest memory he has of his now dead lover, Kyle. AU. OOC. Rate T for possibly language issues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Gun and an Insane Glint by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
All you really need to be a monster is a gun and an insane glint in your eye. Warning, contains rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Edge of the Knife by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Kenny and Kyle can't wait to get back at Cartman for always being a racist jerk. But, when it comes to payback, is there a limit in what they will do? Doubtful when Dark Kenny is involved. Rape, violence, gore. MXMXM contact, noncon. Little OOC.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Chatroom by MOFOSTAN reviews
Teenagers and their silly computers and video games and online chatrooms. Still, it would be fun to watch what certain teenagers talk about on these online chatrooms. Especially the teenagers from South Park High.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Photograph by Jeze Dantaliona reviews
Title from Ringo Starr's "Photograph." Stan crashed the car with Kyle and Cartman inside, and now they're left to talk as they wait for him to awake from his coma.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
We Are by MOFOSTAN reviews
Songfic Oneshot of Kyman. Setting is 1939-1945 in World War II. Song is "We Are" by Ana Johnsson. Rated Mature for death and cruelty.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Sex Change by MOFOSTAN reviews
When something mysterious happens in the hick mountain town of South Park, turning everyone into the opposite gender, then the four boys... erm, girls need to find out what happened! YURI/YAOI/HET, Cartmans POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Bad Romance by Obsidian and Alabaster reviews
I'll be at his side for eternity. Dip; one-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Twinky Fun by NightingaleLost reviews
Just a random thing I did for laughs. Think Kenny, Craig, Tweek, and the idea of porn. You know you're interested. XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Weirdos by Lillyfan123 reviews
What happens when rumors go around south park. Fluff warning. Couples are KyBe, Stendy, Kizzy, mention of Token/Tweek and Bebe/Wendy friendship. Rated for laungage and *UPDATE* Due to request, second chapter has an extention of the love scene. LEMON R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Kyle B., Bebe S. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
I Had A Secret by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
A little KyMan poem. The first I've ever written. WARNINGS inclued SLASH and MILD LANGUAGE. Please read and I really hope you like it.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I miss you too Jew by Linalee Marie reviews
It's been a trying day as the boys try to move on over Cartman's death however one of them holds a secret and a horrible pain they wish to get rid of. Strong Friendship Character Death.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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Be Careful What You Wish For reviews
Kyle is left hurt and broken in a hospital bed, after a fight gone wrong. Cartman on the other hand, was on the other end of the line, stuck in a coma. He knew he always wanted to see him like this, beaten to a bloody pulp, begging for mercy. But when Kyle realizes that he is the one responsible for his friends fate, a fate that is minutes from death, he can't take the guilt.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Running Out Of Apologies reviews
Its never too late to say your sorry when your trapped in a car 12 feet underground, with no air and no way out. It's never too late to say I love you until it really is too late. CristopheXGregory
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
I'll Fix You reviews
Kenny convinces Kyle to let him be his Doctor for the day, making Kyle his patient. But as Kyle points out, REAL doctors don't wear red thongs. K2 lemony smut! Don't like, don't read.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Surprise reviews
Kenny has the life most people would laugh at, but he's simply to caught up in the moment to care. It's only until he opens his door to find a baby- his baby, that he starts to care. His life begins to change, as he begins to see how much he actually cares for his daughter. Even when Kenny's crowned a dad, no matter what, he's still Kenny. May change rating if needed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kenny M.
Your Problems Are Mine reviews
Tweek forces Craig over to put a stop to his gnome problems, but it backfires when Craig thinks he is role playing an "underwear gnome" and slips poor Tweek the tongue. Just as Tweek is beginning to like the idea, they are ambushed by none other than the boxer stealing gnomes themselves. CREEK! T for smexiness and gnome murder o.O
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
My Only True Friend reviews
Cartman's cat is dying. He isn't dealing with the pain well, and the only comfort would be if Mr. Kitty lived- but that can't happen. Minor language. Cartman/Kitty Oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Pressure reviews
Kyle finds himself sleeping on a blowup mattress in Stan's room, and starts to feel more comfortable as Stan starts to see what his true feelings are for his best friend. STYLE!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete