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I love South Park. It's my life. I'm on Fanfiction 24/7, and absolutley love it. I have an unhealthy obsession with South Park and it's pairings, but I consider it normal. I love Yaoi, and Hentai considering that all characters in South Park are pretty much in fourth grade...But don't like Yuri. I can stand Webe though, Just because their both so awesome...Another thing I love is fluff. If I am to be a truley happy person, there will be fluff in the story I read. Another really disturbing thing about me is...I LOVE messed up shit in Fanfiction. I also like gore, and torture. Somehow, it makes sense if Cartman is involved. I swear constantly, so... just be aware of that. Yep. I'm a messed up chick.
UPDATE: Emily asked me to write Hetalia. So, screw what I said about not writing anything else but South Park...lets change that to...won't write anything but South Park AND Hetalia. Yep, sounds 'bout right.
Before I say anything else, I must make you aware of something that I absolutly ADORE with every aching muscle in my body. I love...no, I CRAVE reviews. They make me happy, and stamp a smile on my face for at least a week. Even if you don't think it means anything, it does. Not even only to myself, but to EVERY author. They mean so much to us, even if its a simple "Nice Job!" OR EVEN CONSTUCTIVE CRITISISM! Just taking like thirty seconds after you read something we worked REALLY hard on, let's us all know that you actually APPRECIEATE what we're taking our time to write for you! It means so much to just tell us how it was, thats all we ask for. Seriously, I comment on every chapter on every story I read. REVIEW THE STORIES YOU READ, AND IT'LL PUT A SMILE ON TONS OF HAPPY FACES :D
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR SANITY, THAN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SKIP READING MY RANT FILLED PROFANITY RIDDEN PROFILE :)
Name: Mikayla. You can call me anything, just don't be a bitch.
Gender: I'm female, thank you very much. And plan on staying that way :3
Age: Let's just say i'm young. Young is a very fine age, wouldn't you say?
Occupation: I saw this on someones profile and it just looked so professional..."Well dear childeren, my current occupation is..." School. It sucks ass.
Favorite T.V. Shows: South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, Two and a Half Men, and...Chopped. Yes, I like Food Network. I'm so random...
Favorite Movies: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Imaginationland, The sitter, The Dictator, 21 Jump Street, The Lovely Bones, Childs Play 1-3, Bride of Chucky, ANYTHING HORROR, Titanic, The Amazing Spiderman, Ted. Ted is kick ass. Be my Thunder Buddy?
Favorite Anime: Fruits Basket, Queens Blade, Bleach, and Moon Phase (its kitty ear mode! _), Hetalia ... Movies: Princess Mononoke(or however you spell that...) and Ah! My Goddess the movie.
Favorite Sport: Volleyball. Mine is orange and looks like Kenny.
Favorite Swears: Ooooohhhh...I appreciate the classic "Motherfucker", and...kike. I'm not against Jewish people, but I just like the way it sounds. SORRY KYLE! FORGIVE ME!
Favorite Dirty Joke: The Aristocrats or... Fishsticks. "Do you like Fishsticks...Well, you're a gay fish!"
Hobbies: I love helping the elderly, and donating my time to charity! ...Hah yeah right. I hate old people. I write and read fanfiction, and spend my time fantisizing about Kyman. I know, I have issues.
IMPORTANT I will be more then happy to take requests for South Park and Hetalia, but only for the listed pairings below. Just PM me with a pairing you wish, and if you desire, a plotline you want me to follow!
Oh, it look's like I forgot to mention my favorite South Park Pairings...Dosn't it?
Style- Stan and Kyle. (I love it. It's classic, but usually only in a oneshot- fluff fest.)
Stendy- Stan and Wendy. (AHH! I love Stendy...But honestly, Wendy dosn't deserve him...She should be with...oh yeah, Cartman.)
Candy- Cartman and Wendy (HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I LOVE CANDY!!! *Rips hair out* Oh My God...It's so perfect!!!)
Kyman- Kyle and Cartman. (It's becoming so popular, and I don't even like it. I FREAKING ADORE IT!!! OH GOD!!! Catch me...*falls*)
K2- Kyle and Kenny. (Yep. The pervert and the jew. Huh. I love them...so so much...)
Bunny- Butters and Kenny. (...WTF?! ITS ADORABLE)
Cutters- (Butters will never be the domienent unless hes professer chaos lol) ...and I love it. Its also a REAL pairing, lol.
Creek- Craig and Tweek. (I LOVE CREEK!!! ITS SO CUTE!!! I LOVE TWEEK AND CRAIG IS AWESOME!!! JFDIKAEIIJOIERO!!!)
Kenric- ...dosen't Eric hate Kenny? Who the hell cares! ITS SMEXY!
Crenny- Teehee! I loooooove Crenny! (AND ITS A REAL PAIRING!!! THEY HELD HANDS IN SUPER FUN TIME!!! *SQUEAL*)
Gregstophe- IZ SO AMAZING I SHALL DIE! (oh love, don't go getting yourself shot, I need you to help with with dinner!) ..Gregory, Mon Cher, I love you, but I don't zoo zey cookieeng. (But Chris, I need your help!) Sorry, Amour, I have a mizzion tonight! ...UHHHHHHH...nevermind...
Kystophe- ...I will fucking STRANGLE you if you support this pairing! I HATE it! Better yet, I'll hit you with Christophe's fucking shovel!
Dip- *sniff* Damien dosen't deserve Pip...but...Pip deserves SOMEONE because he (was) so nice and never took shit from anyone and...wait...yeah I like this pairing! DUH!
ANY FUCKING PAIRING WITH KEVIN IN IT SHALL BE SENTANCED TO DEATH! YOU PEOPLE REALIZE HE ONLY FUCKING TALKED LIKE...ONCE?!?! ...god...
And one pairing that is HORRIBLY neglected is CRAIG X CLYDE. I LOVE that pairing, its just so perfect. Its EXACTLY like Style, you guys! CRYDE! MAKE IT HEARD!
My obsession has changed, and I now am in love with Kyle. Kyle and Ken, Cartman, or Stan. I don't care, as long as it contains KYLE!!! MY BABY!!! *cough, cough* woah, that was a bad one...
Hetalia Pairings I totally 100% support:
GerIta- Oh c'mon, how can you like...NOT love that?
UsUk- Course I do, dudes! *starts sobbing* ITS THE BEST PAIRING EVER!!!
FrUk- I actually am not that fond of this pairing, even though this is the most requested Hetalia pairing. I mean...France will kinda screw ANYONE...
PruHun- Is this like..the ONLY strait pairing? This pairing is just so fantabulously awesome I cant even...ewfuiwnoifjiernlspwqefhnrcencownemerpnc
Spamono- Uh...their like...brothers, right? Hmm...dosnt seem to bother anyone...*cackles evily*
And I like AustriaxHungary...thats about it.
I SUPPORT ANY PAIRING WITH PRUSSIA, BECAUSE HE IS SO EPICALY AWESOME ON SO MANY LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS!
And poor Canada...you seem like you need a Prussia...*pushes Prussia into Canasa's room, locking the door* MUST...RECORD...EVERYTHING...
"But Kyle has a strong heart...he...he wants to live!"
"God dammit Kyle, you never walked away from anything in your life, now FIGHT, FIGHT!"
Kyle in Chains, everybody! Its like...50 Shades of Grey. Exempt...more South Parky. lol. Read it. I cried when it ended.
Anyway, after reading that, I've been kinda depressed. It's depressing that I'm depressed really, considering its over an imaginary FF. That makes a statement about my sanity.
Woah, I seriously need a theripist.
Okay, so on the home page of FanFiction.net, at the bottom, there is a statement about ratings. I find it hilarious, considering most of the messed up shit I read:
Please note we would like to clarify the content policy we have in place since 2002. FanFiction.Net follows the Fiction Rating system ranging fromto . Although Fiction Ratings goes up to Fiction MA, since 2002 has not allowed Fiction MA rated content which can contain adult/explicit content on the site. FanFiction.Net only accepts content in the Fiction K through Fiction M range. Fiction M can contain adult language, themes and suggestions. Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature is considered Fiction MA and has not been allowed on the site since 2002.
...Yeaaaaaahhh. Well, I personally think M should BE MA, because M is M, and like...dont fucking read it if you are a gaywad who gets easily offeneded or something. Seriously. Did you know FF.net was actually going to take off all the M rated stories? Thats like...so fucked up. But they didn't so...I'm happy. I just think its fucking stupid. GAWD...IF YOU WRITE SOMETHING CONTAINING LANGUAGE, RAPE, VIOLENCE, SEX, GORE, TORTURE, AND FUCKING DEATH AND RATE IT M, WHO THE FUCKING HELL CARES?!? It's M, and ALL M's usually have at LEAST one of those...unless your a R-tard who rates it M because you say fuck once, and your like "Oh...well it's M just to be safe..." Dude...REALLY. GAH- I hate this. I'm having a pointless argument with myself. This is...eh. MY FUCKING PROFILE SHOULD BE RATED T, BECAUSE IM NOT LIKE...HAVING CARTMAN LIKE...GIVE IT TO KYLE OR ANYTHING!!! Although...hmm...I have an idea...
"Cartman lay on top of the petite red-head, pecking at his sweaty collarbone. The salty taste sunk him further into a mental fit of lust, and just before he was about to *BEEP* he pulled their bodies apart and flipped Kyle onto his stomach, and without hesitation, traced his *BEEP* against his victims *BEEP*. The sensation coarsing through his blood, veins flooding with the overwhealiming lust, he *BEEPED* in, and *BEEPED* Kyle's brains out."
That right there would be rated K ladies and gentlemen. See what I mean?! Like...gah...the point is...I think...is that ratings that arn't quite exact piss me off, like, alot.
There you have it folks. Just a small chunk of my messed up thoughts. Read and Review my stories please! Love you ALL!
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