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Hello to anyone and everyone who may have happened upon my profile.

I also have a Wattpad account that goes by the same name, so check that out if you want.\

Theme Song: Freckles, by Natasha Bedingfield

Favorite Food: Lasagna. Bring. It. On.

Favorite Soda: Diet Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Not just regular Canada Dry - DIET Canada Dry.


Tʜɪɴᴋ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ.

Wʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ? Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sʜʏ ɢɪʀʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴜᴅ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴄᴇɴᴇ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡ ʜᴀɪʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇᴀᴋ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇɴᴇᴄᴋ ᴡᴇᴀʀᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢʟᴀssᴇs, ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ. Tʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ, ᴘᴀss ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ sɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴜɴɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ.

Fɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ. Yᴇs, I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ. Lᴏᴏᴋ sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. Iɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ. Wʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀɪᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ-ғᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜʀs? Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴜʀᴛғᴜʟ? Dᴇᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ? Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ?

Wʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ; sᴀᴅ, ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ, ᴀɴɢʀʏ, ᴏʀ ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ɪᴛ. Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍɪss ʏᴏᴜ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ. Gᴏᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ. Lɪᴋᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ, ɪɴ sᴇᴀʀᴄʜ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ. Sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀʀʏ. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ғɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴀɢɴɪғɪᴄᴇɴᴛ. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. Gʀᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ. Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀs, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ, ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀs ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ.


Last updated: 10/19/14

Challenge/Story ideas:

HARRY POTTER

-Dark!Tonks; a Slytherin, hiding under the guise of a Hufflepuff- after all, who ever suspects the meek, timid little Hufflepuffs?
Comes to Voldy, becomes Death Eater, etc., etc.

-Snape- mostly canon up to James and Lily's death, but instead of Sirius being the Godfather, it's Snape instead. However, Snape realizes just how manipulative Dumbledore is, and, upon learning from the Headmaster that Voldemort is in Albania, travels to help his old master. (Wormtail is, obviously, not the one that helps LV get a body again in this fic.)

-Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys in a forest that turns out to be near a dragon preserve. Wandering around, Harry crosses the border and can't get out, and is later found by a nesting mother, who's maternal instincts cause her to take in the baby boy. The parseltongue abilities, I'm thinking for this one, might be similar to the dragon's speech, but not quite the same, as well as with a few key differences-- like Spanish vs. Portuguese, maybe?

-What if Harry had opened the door at the Department of Mysteries, the one that held the 'power he knew not'? What would truly happen? Would it make a difference, or would it all be a lie, revealing to Harry just how he had changed, what the manipulations had done to him? What side would he choose? Would he become Voldemort's adviser and help him in the war, or would he use his refound Slytherin cunning to defeat him once and for all?

-BWL Twin varieties
==Neither of them were struck by the killing curse, instead maybe a piece of the roof fell on him, maybe a blue plastic hairbrush? Up for you to decide. Would probably be a one-shot, all things considered.
==Using two wands or some other method, both of the brothers were struck by the AK, but both? only one? none? survived.
==BWL is not Harry, but his brother (or sister) ((NOT A WBWL STORY)), and so the story would be a tale of the other sibling.

-Harry is a Slytherin. In fact, when he asked not to be put in Slytherin, he asked for Hufflepuff, for there he could do whatever he liked yet go unnoticed. After all, who suspects the Hufflepuff? Optional- Snape can't really make himself hate him-- after all, Hufflepuffs just aren't arrogant.

-Lily and James are alive- Voldemort died when he tried to kill _(brother, sister, Harry, other) while the parents are out, and Peter and Remus were babysitting.

- Non-Harry BWL (Nevile?), Lily & Sev made up, but on the condition that James wouldn't come in and an (unspoken) agreement that the kids/Harry wouldn't come in; Harry sneaks in, has Lily's eyes, and, after a while, starts to see Sev as the dad he never had; James was always too busy messing around and playing Quidditch and similar with Harry's brother. Very Severitus-centric.

-Hogwarts, Harry's in Slytherin, brother's in Gryff, people are shocked, of course- Harry's a parselmouth as well, was one actually hit with the curse in the hollow of his neck, but his brother was hit with a piece of shrapnel over the forehead- arrogant, pompous bully, maybe? (Talking about the brother there.), or something-- mean brother is totally optional, of course. Horcrux is a major part in Harry's life, a person who listens to him when he's sad, when he's overlooked by his father for his brother.

-In times of distress, Harry will hear a strange voice in his head, belonging to a stranger named Tom.

-Where did Dumbledore go during Harry's fifth year of Hogwarts?

-Adopted child of Voldemort- girl?. Snake animagus, maybe? (Everyone can become an animagi, but no one really ever puts in the effort.) It was Christmas when he killed her parents/her parents died, so his Christmas 'gift' was to take her in.

-Voldemort dodges the rebound killing curse, having heard the phrase CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!a few too many times by attacking aurors, and decides that, if he cannot kill him, he shall not let him be his enemy. Optional Mentor!LV, LV/HP, or LV becoming Harry's surrogate father, although Harry knows what happened, to the last detail, what happened to his biological parents-- option of the option-- Bella acts as Harry's mom, 'cuz she loves kids... most of the time, at least.

-In order for Voldy to resurrect he had to use up one of his Horcruxes. So what happens if, in the graveyard, before the _Horcrux of choice_ is put into the cauldron, a shadow flies out of Harry's scar?

-Harry sleep-Apparates into Voldy's room and takes a nap. (Harry can be anywhere from the ages of five to 9), AU: Voldy regained a body the year after Harry got his scar; he was just lying low, having realized just how unloyal his forces were. Harry snuggles up to him, as the night is rather cold. AU 2: the Killing Curse rebound deaged Voldy/Tom to 15, also restoring his sanity.

-- If. "I can hurt people, if I want." He can, but that does not mean he will. Kind!Tom, a misinterpreted sentence, and a lonely orphan, abandoned by the world.

-Voldemort was never the real villain no, it was Dumbledore, the kind old man with those sparkling eyes, who killed all those people in cold blood, using another against their will, just for a ploy of power.

-HISHE HP ending- later, after everyone had left, the corpse of the late Severus Snape moved- the right hand twitched, bringing the wand in its grasp to the man's open throat, which quickly sealed, healing itself. The man sat up, resting for but a moment before standing up and Apparating away. After all, a spy's work is never done.

-The Basilisk's story

-Sherlock-like, goblin-raised Harry.

-Dark!Twins, Dark!Harry.

-Harry is treated fairly well at the Dursleys', with food and a nice bed, so why would he ever want to leave? (Harry rejects Hogwarts letter)

-Harry's time at the Dursley's has more of an effect than anyone ever realized. The boy who comes to Hogwarts is far from the impressionable young lad they planned for. Semi!Dark Harry.

-If Harry had told Malfoy his name at Madam Malkin's.

-Salazar Slytherin's portrait lies within the Slytherin common room; how would this affect Harry's being sorted there during his second year? Or simply access to it, period?

-In the Chamber of Secrets, the Basilisk's venom destroys the Horcrux in Harry's scar.

PAIRINGS

-Voldemort dodges the rebound killing curse, having heard the phrase CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!a few too many times by attacking aurors, and decides that, if he cannot kill him, he shall not let him be his enemy. Optional Mentor!LV, LV/HP, or LV becoming Harry's surrogate father, although Harry knows what happened, to the last detail, what happened to his biological parents-- option of the option-- Bella acts as Harry's mom, 'cuz she loves kids... most of the time, at least.

-Hermione and Snape get mild love potions that draw the two together. In a magnificent library in the RoR, the two are cuddling, reading a book, when the potion starts to wear off. Suddenly, when they finish the book (Once they get deep into a book, they're dead to the world. (I speak from experience)) (each with own book or sharing the same book or even two copies of the same book which they read at the same pace), they suddenly realize who they are with with fairly vague memories of how they got there that slip away even as they try to grasp them. (Year of Lav-lav and Won-won) RoR won't let them out-- strands of mistletoe grow quickly across the ceiling, the two are 'herded' towards back towards each other and cannot leave until a small kiss is shared. SSHG/Snamione

-Voldemort tries to get Hermione's help as a strategist- Tom form (Vacation in France, is, I believe, in the summer after first, maybe second year. Use that if you'd like), Tom starts to care for her while Hermione gets a crush on him. LVHG//TMRHG. Possibly even before she starts Hogwarts.

-When Snape was at school love story-- time travel, maybe?, if you want?

-Voldy/Hermione based off of Chocolate Enchantments, by VivianB(Wattpad author!!). It's been a while since I read it, but I do remember the effects of the Twins' chocolate.

HUMOR/CRACKFICS
-Dumbledore doesn't reject TMR as a teacher because of who he is, but instead because he's really, really bad at teaching. Oneshot.

Voldemort hires out a certain giant dino-lizard-thing to stomp through Narnia.

Time Turner, go back in time, grab Tom Riddle (sometime during his first half of Hogwarts), fast-forward Time, and then drop off Tom in front of the Potter's house ten minutes before the man arrives, sticking his shoes to the ground and his socks to his shoes and his feet to his socks. Sit back and watch the show. Popcorn not sold in-theater.

-Voldemort goes to see a Muggle psychiatrist.

-Immune to crucios. Fun ensues.

-Dark!Twins, Dark!Harry.

OTHER

"The power of one's magic" is like an IQ- basically, there are theories on it's meaning, but no solid, agreed-upon theory/meaning/etc."

When Fred and George bewitched snowballs to bounce off the back of Quirrell's turban, they were unknowingly hitting Voldemort in the face.

If Dumbledore is as old as Grindelwald, then how could have Nicholas Flamel survived long enough for them to make the Sorcerer's Stone?

STAR WARS

Vader, is, as usual, brooding while in hyperspace. But what happens when some one comes up beside him? Friendship, no romance, please. "It's beautiful, isn't it?"

CROSSOVER

HP & SW
Magic and the Force are switched around... how does Vader react when he can't choke? Voldemort when he can't kill?

HP & PJO
Percy gets a dream to meet Harry, alone, at King's Cross Station on _Day of your choice_. Why can't either of the two ever get to relax?/Who's interfering this time? (Not Dumbledore)

James Bond/Doctor Who
James Bond- what is he? The answer is simple: Secret Agent, Spy, Time Lord.. the usual.

Alex Rider & Sherlock
The former raised by the latter after the death of Rider's uncle... How does Blunt respond to the ex-agent's will?

Sherlock Holmes and Twilight
Only the young ones sparkle... Essentially, Sherlock is a really, really old vampire, that doesn't like getting bored.

Note: If you use one of these ideas, I would greatly appreciate it if you PM'd me with a link! Or at least let me know that someone has actually read this profile. Like, at all.

Thank you!
...If you actually read each and every one of those ideas above... I'm impressed.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. (Try it! It's fun!) BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Dithinus, Kira Regulus Black, Ae3qe27u

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- A pessimist will say the glass is half empty.
An optimist will say the glass is half full.

A fast-food addict will complain that they ordered a cheeseburger.
A D&D player will say "I drink it. What happens?"

- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

- If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's either a duck or an Animagus.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!

- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

-The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

- Two things are guaranteed in life: Death and taxes.

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...

- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

- He added two and two together and very elegantly got five.

- I'm not asking you to vote for me, I'm just asking you to check the box next to my name.

- It is better to close one's mouth and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Apple and Blackberry should make up and make a phone called Pie.

- Sorry I'm late. I'll leave early to make up for it.

- Clones are people two.

- If you walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

Everyone wants happiness,
No one wants pain,
But you can't have a rainbow
Without a little rain.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and slap some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Handy Quotes:

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
--John Russell

People who are organized are just too
lazy to look for things.
--Unknown

A word to the wise ain't necessary,
it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
-- Bill Cosby

Always forgive your enemies...
nothing annoys them so much.
--Oscar Wilde

I am free of all prejudices.
I hate everyone equally.
--W. C. Fields

Just because something is different,
doesn't mean anything
has changed.
-- Irene Peter


If you're against abortion, re-post this

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site to show that you care)


Unlike those Twilight-reading dunderheads, people who enjoy Harry Potter will respect your opinion, whether you are on any team from Team Harry to Team Voldemort. However, if you are on Team Umbridge and you announce that to any fans of J.K. Rowling, well, to put it lightly, you may want to keep in mind two things- Watch your back and your best career choice may be that of a hermit, for your own safety and well-being.

ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧαdσѡ.
ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟdєʀ.
ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєєd тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
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Relentless by SonicxAmyFan4Life reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts to teach Charms class. Little does she know that because she saved the life of a certain Potions master five years prior, he may be bound to her forever. Love ensues. Inspired by song "You Won't Relent". First HP fic. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 186,233 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 16h - Published: 1/9/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Invisible Trickster by Deathstroke Terminator reviews
Fem!Jack "Do you think bitter souls are escaping Valhalla to haunt us"? "Don't be ridiculous Thor", Loki said with a brief roll of his eyes. MiM sends Jack to the Marvel dimension in order to save the Nine Realms. The problem? No one can see her. How do you save the world when no one can see or touch you? Hmm, well at least she can mess with the gods in the meantime.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 150,216 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Loki, Jack Frost]
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 442,836 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Welcome to the club by Malicean reviews
Still reeling from the revelations at Bespin – and not exactly reassured by Obi-wan's rationalizations and Yoda's last words and subsequent disappearing act – Luke had entered the coordinates for his first jump away from Dagobah more or less blindly. He had promptly come this close to splattering his X-wing all over the SSD Executor's colossal armored underbelly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,352 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby comes with his warning, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, and his life, forever. A long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,871 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Animorphs: A Reality Morph by GooseWeasel reviews
Now that the Animorphs have met the Doctor, Rose Tyler, and the TARDIS, the fight against the Yeerk invasion is about to change drastically. Jake and the others aren't sure if these new 'aliens' can be trusted, and clashes occur over differing opinions on how to handle the Yeerks.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,991 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 5/9/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Cassie, Marco
Luck of the Hobbit by Ink Spotz reviews
Once, at the conclusion of every year, John turns back into his hobbit form for a week. Usually during this time he stays hidden, but this year he is living with Sherlock Holmes. He is hoping to be able to hide this change from Sherlock, but what happens when he discovers that Sherlock is also harboring a secret of his own that could jeopardize their friendship?
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 2/15 - Bilbo B., Smaug, John W., Sherlock H.
Dark Times by Treenahasthaal reviews
Two years after joining the Rebellion Luke is shot down during a mission and ejects from his X-Wing in enemy territory. The events that follow lead him, painfully, to his first meeting with Vader and beyond. A father/son story although it might not seem like it at first.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 286,507 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader
Dark Phoenix by SofiaDragon reviews
Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,202 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 3,091 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 6,777 - Follows: 9,014 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Gnosis by AngelicSentinel reviews
A small Voice calls from the Throat of the World, and the Dragonborn comes. One person can shape the world, but two can change the realms forever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,902 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Nymph Without Mercy by KittyPimms reviews
Erik did not believe in nymphs. But an arrow gone awry and a simple healing touch binds him to a beautiful creature in a way he never thought possible. Christine was happy living amongst the trees with her father and sisterlings, until the actions of a Knight separate her from her kin and leaves her struggling to understand a man so different from any she has ever known.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,733 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 3860 - Favs: 6,625 - Follows: 8,644 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Do You Want to Build Something Awesome? by cartuneslover17 reviews
When Emmet and his friends discover a woman who is unlike anything they've ever come across, they learn there is a realm even beyond their universe itself. While they struggle to help her find a way back home, they teach Elsa about how incredibly AWESOME their universe is and how times are much different than her kingdom's.
Crossover - Frozen & Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,487 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Elsa, Anna, Emmet B., Wyldstyle
Kisses Cursed by The Fictionist reviews
Fairytale AU. Loosely inspired by Beauty and the Beast. Some said he was once a man, cursed, and some that he sold his soul to demons and became one in turn. Others said that such evil as he could never have been human. That he was instead a nightmare, left lingering upon the earth a very long time ago. Harry just knew it wasn't safe to walk near the Riddle House after dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,341 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bunnies in Hats by Payne's Gray reviews
Various crossovers and ideas. Harry centric. Unbeta-d. Chapter 1: HPxPre-Thor, James doesn't care who his father is, Harry is still his son. Chapter 11: Harry Potter AU, In which Hogwarts is an online game.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P.
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,687 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,278 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 8,397 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Arrangements by pancakevampire reviews
Life doesn't always have a fairy tale ending, even when you're a princess. Rapunzel will find out the hard way how difficult a "Princess' duty" can be when she is forced into an arranged marriage with a prince she's never met. (New cover image; art by me.)
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,981 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Rapunzel, Flynn R., The Queen, The King
Solace in Shadows by The Fictionist reviews
When Harry is kidnapped by a seemingly sixteen year old Tom Riddle at the end of his second year, he's convinced that he would do absolutely anything to escape – but "anything" can be a dangerous conviction to have, and even heroes can grow tired of fighting without hope. Sometimes, survival means making a home in the dark…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 176,466 - Reviews: 3455 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13394 - Favs: 17,267 - Follows: 16,309 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 5,036 - Follows: 5,611 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,482 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
A Heart of Mesquite by Rosae-Sif reviews
So rather than torturing Loki, Odin gets some sense and admits that what Loki turned out to be was a product of bulling and neglect. After some research a spell is found that will turn back Loki's life until such a point as he could be saved. When they began to cast the spell, everyone was expecting something, but no one expected the result.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,377 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Am Agus Cinniúint by WhimsyWren reviews
During the summer after Fourth Year, Harry is attacked. Though he comes out of it alive, how will the results change the course of history? Story is much better than summary, so check it out! THIS IS NOT... I REPEAT, NOT A SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,994 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Acknowledgement by BabyCharmander
He was built to be a part of her, and that was a fact. (one-sided Fact Core/GLaDOS)
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16 - [Fact Core, GLaDOS] - Complete
Animorphs The Strangers by Codename Dutchess reviews
Based on Book 4, where Ax is first introduced. Cassie and Tobias are having strange dreams. The Animorphs think that there might be another Andalite on Earth, but they are not the only ones searching for him. The Yeerks are hot on their trail, but there is another who is closer. He is a young genius unlike anything the Animorphs have faced, and that is saying something.
Crossover - Animorphs & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 9/2/2012
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30229 - Favs: 16,582 - Follows: 14,536 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/12 - Complete
Under a Black Sky by CaitlynKamikaze reviews
The Dragonborn has been destined to be a hero since her birth. But when she is placed suddenly in Middle-earth to be the hero of her destiny once more, what happens if she doesn't wish to be a hero any longer? Set after main Skyrim questline and AU where all dwarves live following BOFA. Hinted Smaug/OC toward the end.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug
The Dark Mark by Cybrokat reviews
After quitting her stressful Ministry job, Hermione opens a chocolate shoppe, not realizing the consequences of her determination, magic and a wooden spoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/1 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5299 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 4,350 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Sacred Host by Qoheleth reviews
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,656 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/29/2007 - OC
Twofaced Riddle by prion reviews
Post Avengers/ Sequel to Cognosco. Tony just wanted to one-up his buddy Loki. He never thought his experimentation on teleportation would pull some boy from a different universe into his lab basement. Harry's "first" day there is plain horrible: a botched CPR, parachuting without a parachute, and then his wand breaks. Merlin, he was only a researcher! Ch20: Push and Pull
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,205 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P.
Made From a Different Metal by CGKrows reviews
Tony Stark is many things. He's a billionaire, he's an immature genius-level playboy, he's the superhero Iron Man, and not to mention a guy who's into philanthropy. But things like that can change within the blink of an eye, especially when something explodes in your face. After all, the man's made from a different kind of metal than most would honestly expect... HAITUS
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,459 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Aragorn, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
Wheatley's Nights at Freddy's by BabyCharmander reviews
In a desperate attempt to escape being punished by GLaDOS, Wheatley begs for a job, but the job he gets isn't exactly what he was expecting. Now he must survive an unknown number of nights at a part of Aperture that has, for many years, lied dormant. But its inhabitants have been waiting...
Crossover - Five Nights at Freddy´s & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,839 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Bonnie, Chica, Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
The Legacy of the Headband by Golden Solidus reviews
When Aang masqueraded as Kuzon for a few days and mysteriously disappeared after throwing a secret dance party, his actions changed the small Fire Nation school. Revolution is afoot! Societal messages abound. Includes On Ji, Shoji, Hide,and others. Reviews always appreciated. Story will be updated when possible. Follow and enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,461 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kuzon, On Ji, Hide, Shoji
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
Reborn as a Hobbit, Willowyn Proudfoot isn't about to let a doughy potato like Bilbo Baggins get himself killed on Gandalf's hairbrained idea of an adventure. She's taking his place. For better or worse. (fem!Hobbit!Harry, major canon!divergence)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,977 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 3,843 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Drawn to You by djlee6 reviews
slight one-sided HobbitLock, JohnLock, Smaug x Bilbo. When SMaug first laid eyes on the Hobbit a connection was made. One that stood the tests of time.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Avatar by Von reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort with the power he knew not, a power far more valuable than his freedom. Sealed away until next he was needed, the Wizarding Saviour slept through the fall of his race, of magic and almost the world. Now he has been woken, the last avatar of a dead species and a being whose purpose is so old that only the bones of the Earth remember. (Not set during movie)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,896 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,151 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Those Three Words by djlee6 reviews
There are three words Sherlock has longed to hear from John. JohnLock. Spoiler Alert. T to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Favorite Color by djlee6 reviews
Sherlock thinks about his new favorite color and wants to know John's. Small drabble. Johnlock feels
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Simple Sherlock by djlee6 reviews
small drabble. Mycroft tries to get Sherlock to realize his feelings for John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Understanding Beyond Words by Elipsa reviews
Harry's relatives died in a car crash. Dumbledore, who wanted to keep Harry safe and out of the Wizarding World, decided to take Harry to America. There, Harry is put under the care of S.H.I.E.L.D. Harry meets and trains with Natalia and Clint under the watchful eye of Phil Coulson. The Americans aren't sure what to make of the boy who refuses to speak. AU. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
Be Mine? by djlee6 reviews
A small idea that will be added too if it gets enough love. Sherlock has long since realized he loves John. But how will his doctor take the news?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4
It Must Be Friday by LibraMoon reviews
Bruce ponders something Alfred observed. Maybe he was just tired of the same old song and dance... or maybe... he wanted to see other villains.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 5,290 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Torn Apart by djlee6 reviews
small piece. Sherlock's POV about his one-sided love for John. Spoiler Alerts for anyone not finished with season 3. First attempt at Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 5,049 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Visit by hagrid51 reviews
Hagrid and Filius make an unscheduled visit to Harry the summer that Harry turns seven. Its not the party that the Dursleys had planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Rubeus H., F. Flitwick
All Wrong by Unchanging Delusions reviews
In which Smaug and his oversized ego interfere with Bilbo's evening plans. Why does this feel so familiar…?
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Rebirth by EvilDime reviews
There is something familiar about this dragon, like they have known each other in a previous life... crack!fic. One-shot.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Complete
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reflected Legacy by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Leia's dreams lead her and Han back to Tatooine, and force her to confront her heritage in the most unlikely way possible: By reliving it. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,256 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Leia O., Han S.
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have happened due to those changes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,730 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 5,194 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Blood of the Hyper-Realistic Variety by kyokotheeevee reviews
Creepypasta parodies! What's not to like? WARNING: This makes absolutely no sense. Continue at your own risk.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Complete
The Angulóke Fall by YourFavoriteCONTRACTOR reviews
Dragons live for thousands of years, enviable as his treasure may be the dragon Smaug is still capable of great boredom. Then a most curious creature stops by flattering and amusing the ancient being. How long will Bilbo stay amusing and by extension... alive. Smaug acting very much like a bored Sherlock, also "human" Smaug in later chapters.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 5,423 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
The PlumbBob Saga by Tando reviews
Cindy is an average Sim in Sunset Valley. She's got it all, a good family, good friends, a good boyfriend. That is, untill the Green PlumbBob over her head makes some very different ideas for her.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,448 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012
Love, Lily by sevlily4ever reviews
Lily Evans sends a letter to her son on his eleventh birthday, explaining that Severus Snape is his father. Armed with this knowledge, Harry goes to Hogwarts ready to prove to Snape that he is worthy of being his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,130 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Wizard in Alagaesia by fan-xover reviews
After a disappointing and mostly isolated life on earth, Harry tries to escape it and his responsibility and ends up in Alagaesia. Was it random chance that led him there or are the actions of the King so grave that they necessitate his arrival to maintain balance? Can he find peace and a life worth living in this war torn world? Or is he destined to wander forever alone?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,977 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P.
The Sky Is Awake by simplesnowflake reviews
When the sea took their parents, Anna knocked on Elsa's door one last time... and Elsa reached out without thinking. Now those few words might just build a fragile bridge between two sisters for the first time in forever. Because Anna isn't very good at giving up. Re-imagining the three years in between- a series of oneshots of what could have been.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,133 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Galactic Conquest by The King of Soda reviews
A chance encounter with a mysterious wormhole has marooned the Enterprise crew in a galaxy far, far away. But they soon discover their troubles are only beginning, as a conflict is brewing that could threaten to engulf the entire Alpha Quadrant...
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
Your Doctor by Annabrea-Shaw reviews
Dear Rose, When you read this letter, you will be ordinary. And that is okay. :: Shop-girl Rose receives an anonymous letter, and then goes on with her life.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., 12th Doctor - Complete
Skinny, Not Tall by Aingirl reviews
We all know about Slender Man's signature attributes; his lack of face, his long arms, his tentacles, and particularly his height. What most of us tend to overlook, however, is how he would seem if he wasn't the one looking down on us... Rated K-Plus for mild language and dark references.
Crossover - X-overs & Slender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013
The Wrong Sorting by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Vernon Dursley is not willing to take Harry to King's Cross, so that he has to find another way to get to Hogwarts for the Sorting. However, something is strange about this Sorting - and it will have far reaching consequences, even for Albus Dumbledore :D. Completely AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 4,217 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ten Years by Dwarven Runes
So much can change in ten years. At the moment, this is a oneshot. However, if received well, it will become a story.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Complete
Drivin' on The Wrong Side by hagrid51 reviews
Hagrid takes harry from the carnage at Godric's Hollow and finds many neighbors from the Forbidden Forest ready and willing to help the little tyke.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
For family by Nanuk888 reviews
What if Vader, wanting to be with his son again, had taken a very different approach after Luke escapes him at Bespin? How far would he go to regain what he has lost? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,139 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
I Don't Want to be a Hero by etherian reviews
Harry is a survivor in the harsh world of his un-loving family. All he truly desires is to be a normal boy. It appears that Hogwarts offers all that he desires but he quickly learns that despite what he wants everyone else expects him to be a hero. This is Severitus, Hogwarts first year, AU. British spelling is used. Story is completely written so this will not be abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,260 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Complete
What Happens When You Lock Six Geniuses In One Room by KitsuneClouds reviews
Loki, Sherlock, Spock, Sheldon, Tony, and Jack are locked in one room. Who will kneel first?
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,035 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Instinct by Treenahasthaal reviews
There was something about the blond boy in the crowd that caught Commander Yarryn's attention. Something that pulled at his gut and told him there was more about this captive than met the eye. It was his duty to find out what it was the boy was hiding - and find it he would, for Yarryn was very good at his job.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 6,706 - Follows: 7,649 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Gotham's Summer Blizzard by Nepaliwaves reviews
A sudden winter storm has struck Gotham...in July. And now it is up to the Dark Knight to get to the bottom of this mysterious icy dilemma. A one-shot of mine. Currently unable to decide whether I should continue or leave it as is. Please review and let me know if you think this story has potential, I do have some ideas on how to continue.
Crossover - Batman & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2014
Not Like the Others by Dream'sRealm reviews
The story of how a Chinese botanist showed Caesar and his apes that there was more to humans than meets the eye.
Planet of the Apes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Complete
He Must Be Truly Desperate by Clownfood reviews
Loki had already lost three children to cruel fates, he was determined not to let Hela suffer in the same way. To secure her safety he spins a plan ambitious even for the Trickster, because it involves exposing himself to SHIELD and The Avengers. He must be truly desperate. Inspired by Loki's monster children in Norse myth (Sleipnir to Hela), set in Avengers universe. Past Mpreg
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,613 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Agent Phil Coulson
Protector by Foxwithgrayeyes reviews
Dumbledore urges Snape to look after Harry after witnessing the Dursley's abuse and Snape reluctantly becomes parent figure to a very small Harry Potter. Please r&r! : Do it, you won't regret it. No slash. at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,763 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Mastering the Strings by Ink Spotz reviews
On a rainy day in the 221B Baker Street flat, when Sherlock and John don't have any cases to solve, John asks Sherlock how he got in to playing the violin. (Cute, fluffy back story).
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Finn Three-Toes by A. Kingsleigh reviews
An unusual gift from a faraway land reminds Elsa just how little she knows of the person her sister has become. Good thing she has time to learn.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Do You Want To Melt An Iceman? by Ink Spotz reviews
Sherlock Holmes finds himself bored. Again. In order to occupy his time while he waits for another case to appear, he decides to conduct a new experiment. He decides that he will try to melt the Iceman, a.k.a. his brother, by finding him a friend. Will Sherlock and John be able to melt the Iceman? Or is the Iceman truly meant to be alone?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W.
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Hate Gives You Power by Eiryni reviews
Written for gess789. This is the backstory for Dolores Jane Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
What Happened to Marshmallow? by Ep1cSpray reviews
[WWP5] Olaf and Marshmallow have a picnic.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Sven, Olaf, Marshmallow, Gerda
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,432 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 5,373 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Harry Potter: A New Universe by PS.95 reviews
At the Department of Mysteries, Harry chases Bellatrix after Sirius falls through the veil, but a complex enchantment triggers, transporting him and a miraculously 'alive' Sirius to a muggle dimension full of superheroes and what not! Follow Harry as he teams up with the Avengers, hoping to prevent the Chitauri invasion and return safely to his own universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,700 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P.
But, That's So Racist! by Lucillia reviews
Harry and Hermione try to introduce muggle paper and ballpoint pens to Hogwarts only to end up running headfirst into the reason behind the tradition of using parchment and quills.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Beloved By All by kaiserklee reviews
In those rare moments of lucidity when the lull of her intoxication wanes, Maleficent remembers that she despises Aurora.
Maleficent - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Maleficent, Aurora
Broken by VivyPotter reviews
"As Mycroft dwelt on broken promises, broken bonds, and broken childhoods," whilst staring into the flickering fire, he realised something. "He'd do it again, if he had to." And it broke his heart.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Beat of a Treasure by Idlesana reviews
For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,935 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Sherlock H.
Making History by Arcawolf reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock has finally managed to take down a dragon, only to discover he doesn't have the stomach to kill it. So, he sets it loose and the dragon . . . flies away. That should be the end of it, but dragons have long memories, and destiny has a funny way of catching up to you. An AU in which Toothless never lost his tailfin.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,774 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Dreki Kyn by Arcawolf reviews
"You had never been Viking..." Sequel to Making History. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 176 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
A Darth Wizard by just-waiting-for-the-TARDIS
AU. Darth Vader gets plagued with never-ending owls and letters from a place called Hogwarts. One shot, short, just for fun.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Darth Vader - Complete
Sandstorm by Lucillia reviews
A future Imperial Grand Admiral and a future leader of the Rebellion take shelter from a sandstorm together.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Thrawn, Luke S., Owen L., Beru L. - Complete
Not Forgotten by AngmarBucket
Even one's few words can be remembered. A drabble.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Boba Fett - Complete
Three Steps Into Another World by szynka2496 reviews
That moment when you go to London for the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary special but at the same an alignment of the worlds happen. Jane gets infected by the Aether, Malekith looks really familiar and Loki turned even sassier during his time in prison. What else? Erik Selvig goes streaking. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language SEQUEL TO TWO STEPS FORWARD
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,604 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Loki, Thor
Child of Innocence by AsItBegan reviews
Sequel to A Travesty; In his fourth year, Harry is unwittingly entered into the Triwizard Tournament. Forced to compete, Harry must find his way at Durmstrang while trying to avoid the dark influences that could be responsible for his being there. The end of the year may just bring the end of Harry's innocence as things take a turn towards the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6244 - Favs: 10,101 - Follows: 11,605 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
And This Is Her Art by July Storms reviews
Elsa visits Marshmallow.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Elsa, Marshmallow - Complete
Bunny! by Safaia Bara reviews
When Oogie's Boys kidnapped the Easter Bunny, they weren't expecting a six foot tall Australian rabbit with a slight temper... COMPLETE!
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Jack S., Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Winter Credence by Emma Reade reviews
What if Anna had decided to travel with the king and queen of Arendelle? How would Elsa handle her coronation day? And what would she do if suddenly one night her sister returned?
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kai, Gerda - Complete
The Magic of Two Minds by Marianne Brandon reviews
Princess Elsa of Arendelle must conceal her dangerous magic, and herself with it, but a stranger from another world with powers of his own offers her a peculiar companionship. This crossover begins early in the events of "Frozen" and continues into a pre-"Thor" period, with an epilogue based on Thor: The Dark World. Elsa/Loki. Canon-compliant.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,231 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Thor, Loki, Anna, Elsa - Complete
Sentry by Dwarven Runes reviews
Neville has always watched out for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Neville L. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
The Spider Incident by Dragonsrule18 reviews
Athena tells the REAL story of herself and Arachne. Remember, a friend admires your works of art, but a BEST friend challenges you to a spinning contest and simultaneously pranks a group of mortals with you.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Athena - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Initial A reviews
It almost became a running joke, to see how often and how creative she could get to enter his apartment, and how long it would take him to notice she was there or did something.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
espoir by slexenskee reviews
AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Bargaining by proantagonist reviews
Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Song of Guilt by BabyCharmander reviews
She had to do something to get her mind off the pain.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2014 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Knives in the Dark by Norrrrrrrrrr reviews
When Harry saves a goblin's life from Quirrell before beginning his first year, he sets off a chain of events that brings the war to a head early. With an unstable, intelligent and desperate enemy facing them, how will the Wizarding world react? And how will an amoral mentor and ally affect Harry and his caretakers? This story is dead. Original planned ending included for closure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,025 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Megamorphs: The Wizarding World by typhoonboom08 reviews
Horror strikes as the Yeerks discover the wizards. However, thanks to a war, infesting them is moving extremely slowly. Determined to stop them quickly, the Animorphs head to England with the morphing cube and the determination to infuriate two tyrants
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jake, Neville L. - Complete
A Frozen Lord of the Rings by PhoenixCycle reviews
Are you sick of people singing songs from that movie Frozen? Get a laugh with the parodies of those overplayed songs with a theme of Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Complete
The Ice Sorceress Awakens by Owl Writer reviews
Power is often feared. Elsa, thrust into the 21st century, must learn to control her abilities or be treated as a threat to global security. A Frozen/Avengers crossover. No pairings.
Crossover - Avengers & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,143 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Elsa
Past the Point of No Return by IAmAdlocked reviews
Set in 19th Century Paris, the story follows Irene Adler, a young Soprano recently arrived from New York, and her encounters with the infamous Opera Ghost
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Sherlock H., Irene A.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 4,326 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Order visits Isla Nublar by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
A short story to advertise my HP-JP challenges. What happens when the Order can't find Harry around the start of Book 5, and find out he had plane tickets to Costa Rica? Is he there for the nude beaches, or does he have an interesting secret? After all, what could be so fascinating about Isla Nublar (Cloud Island)?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A View in Blue by VivyPotter reviews
The TARDIS' journey through time and space, told through verse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - TARDIS - Complete
Thirty Reasons Why by TheChasm reviews
"Why am I even friends with you lot?" Remus groans. He should have known his friends would take that as a challenge. / A fluffy Marauder one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Hand Dealt by not paranoid enough reviews
Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it's Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything. Very AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,677 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Animorphs: Time to Change by GooseWeasel reviews
When Cassie finds herself as the only Animorph not sick, she struggles to find a way to save a member of the Yeerk Peace Movement that she once befriended and to perform brain surgery on Ax before his time runs out. Meanwhile, the 10th Doctor and Rose find themselves forcibly thrown into another universe. Occurs during Vol 29 of Animorphs and Series 2 of Doctor Who. Part 1 of 3
Crossover - Doctor Who & Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,741 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Cassie - Complete
How Frozen Should Have Ended by AVP5 reviews
A one-shot story on how Frozen should have ended. Got the idea from the YouTube channel HISHE (How it Should have Ended) for those who are fans of their work, you're in for a treat. The rest of the summary is in the story so I hope you guys like it, enjoy.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 3,844 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Stolen Sanity by VivyPotter reviews
"What's the point of winning, if there's nobody left to care?" AU, Character Deaths, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Shards of Infinity by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
An outburst of magic, and we're here in Asgard, 814 years ago. We know the future, we've seen Loki where his mouth is silenced and his eyes scream. How can we stand here, watching him laugh, and learning magic when we know about what is to come? We can't change the past, lest we destroy the future. Yet if time runs, then Loki destroys himself. Time Travel.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,097 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,313 - Follows: 8,924 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Her Only Friend by Yellow-eyed-wonder reviews
After casting her sister from the ice palace, Elsa is left in a sorry state. Can her snowy, loyal protector help her through this frightening ordeal? One-shot.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Elsa, Marshmallow - Complete
Out of the Darkness by plumecrit reviews
Within the confines of the Imperial Palace there is a door nobody has ever opened... Anakin wins on Mustafar, but victory comes only years later.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4941 - Favs: 6,754 - Follows: 8,274 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Everything is Frozen! by WyldstyleLucyWhatever reviews
A song from the POV of the citizens while Elsa was up in the mountains. Sing to the tune of Everything is Awesome!
Crossover - Frozen & Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
Dalek Novelisation by Josman reviews
Deep underground in the Utah Desert, one of The Doctor's oldest foes is lying in wait. Threatening the lives of everyone in the world should it break out.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - 9th Doctor, Adam M., Rose T., Daleks - Complete
Parseltongue by Bellatrix567 reviews
Snape has obtained a seemingly valuable memory of Voldemort and Nagini conversing. However, with Dumbledore's absence, the only available Parselmouth is none other than Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
May I have a Bowl of Hazelnut Soup? by PureCreativity reviews
To most people, the Genie of the Lamp is regarded as one of the most powerful characters in the Disney Universe. Even after being freed and being downgraded to having 'semi-phenomenal cosmic powers', he is still pretty high up in the power department. In this short story, I will attempt to predict what will happen if Rapunzel came across the Genie instead of Aladdin.
Crossover - Aladdin & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Genie, Rapunzel - Complete
A Travesty by AsItBegan reviews
Sequel to Screams and Whispers; When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his third year, things are looking better than before. That is, with the exception of Sirius Black being on the loose. Also, Severus has been a long time enemy of both the fugitive and the new Defense teacher. Will Harry be able to overcome Severus's biased influence to find out the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
A Whisper of Light by kaiserklee reviews
But if memories must be removed, it would be even safer to remove them from Elsa. She couldn't harm someone who didn't exist to her. (AU: Instead of Anna, Elsa's memories are removed. After her long years of isolation, one day she happens upon a girl lost in the woods and weak from cold.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Olaf
Still Not Happy by Sarah1281 reviews
On Jotunheim, Loki discovers that Thor is a Frost Giant before Thor is banished to Midgard for going there and attacking. With Thor disgraced and banished and a Frost Giant to boot, Loki should be elated. Somehow he's not.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki - Complete
My Big Prince by Ceikaiyia Cheeks THE DIRECTOR reviews
Elsa heads back to her ice castle to retrieve her crown but when she gets there, she finds out that someone else needs it more than her.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Elsa, Marshmallow, Anna, Olaf - Complete
A Study In Black by glanmire reviews
When John and Mary's honeymoon cruise ship is captured by the Dread Pirate Roberts, so starts a battle of wits between Sherlock and Westley for the lives of their loved ones.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Buttercup, Westley, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
The Monster They Fear by kaiserklee reviews
Elsa makes good on her word. When her palace of ice is assaulted and her life is threatened, she decides there is no more right, no more wrong. She kills for the first time, and she only feels free. (A different take on the battle between Elsa and the Duke's men.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans - Complete
No Visitors by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Hang In There by kaiserklee reviews
Anna has always liked to talk to Joan of Arc, and one day Elsa answers.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Fairytale Queen by It's Almost A Secret reviews
Agnes had never seen the Snow Queen, but she'd certainly heard the stories.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Elsa - Complete
Full of Grace by Silencia del Umbrae reviews
An old woman forgets…and remembers. (Anna has lost her taste for snow angels.)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Fading Memories by Bellatrix567 reviews
"I show not your face, but your heart's desire." The Death Eaters and Wormtail take a look into the Mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Voldemort, Peter P.
Prisoner of Time by PureCreativity reviews
Rapunzel is cursed to live forever. A short drabble. I'll be writing a multi-fic soon, based around the same idea.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Complete
No, Loki by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Thor Odin tries to make sense of all that has changed in the short time he was in the Odinsleep and wonders just when everything went wrong.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Odin, Loki - Complete
The Riddler's Riddle by krazysmiles reviews
Riddler likes girl. Riddler kidnaps girl. RiddlerXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,803 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Fish and Chips Friday by Sarah1281 reviews
While Sherlock is dead, Mycroft and John keep in touch. Pre-season three.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2014 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Prince Charming by Silencia del Umbrae reviews
One masked soul doesn't always count on meeting another. With one sister in his pocket, he aims for the other—and fails.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Elsa, Hans - Complete
The Contract by Zoeyz reviews
Anna asks Elsa to sign a contract that requires them to spend time with each other. Promises of fluff and drama with loosely tied Christmas oriented drabbles.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,285 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,337 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Talking Past Each Other by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki, disguised as a simple soldier, returns to Asgard to tell the Allfather of his own death. Odin is cunning, though, and saw through it immediately. Or at least that's what Loki thinks happened.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Odin, Loki - Complete
The Sensible Thing To Do by VivyPotter reviews
What any all-knowing OC should do when faced with the dreaded weeping angels.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2014 - OC - Complete
Canon Proof of Crew Quarters by Danzinora Switch reviews
At last, I have found PROOF of the exact locations and numbers for the quarters of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. Episodes are cited if you want to check it out for yourself. Some may be elated at the knowledge; others may be disappointed. But here is the long-awaited information! Reposted; been having difficulty uploading.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Child of Mine by Silencia del Umbrae reviews
He was a child of terror and magic, but hers all the same.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Elsa, Marshmallow - Complete
Viridescent Musings by Chi-The-Plant reviews
The colour green has played a major part in Tom's life. And he has come to the conclusion that is is thoroughly unfair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Based on a True Lie by WhitOro reviews
Looking for a book to pass the time during a boring trip, Anna comes across a shocking discovery: there's a novel enjoying a sweeping success through Europe, a romantic tale about a princess meeting the true love of her life. The title? "Love is An Open Door". Who wrote it? The princess of Arendelle only needs to read it once to realize the truth…
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Anna, Hans - Complete
To Help A (Bored) Friend by KaiahAurora reviews
In between missions, Captain Kirk gets bored - really bored - and his friends and crew will do anything to help him. So, when Spock, McCoy, and Scotty start acting strangely, it's only natural for their captain to investigate. Rated: K because it's pure fluff.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock - Complete
Timey-Wimey Warp by TTCyclone reviews
It isn't every day that a blue police box that looks like something out of an old 21st century post card lands in the middle of the Enterprise's engineering deck, but apparently, today is the day that it does. (Or that one time that the TARDIS lands on the Enterprise, Jack can't stop flirting, and the Doctor is...well, the Doctor.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
New World, New Hopes by The.Random.Placeholder reviews
Betrayed by the Wizarding World, Harry is sentenced for execution...but the Veil isn't an execution tool. Thrust into Alagaesia, how will Harry cope with new pressures for being a Rider? Post-DH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,633 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Ritual of Merlin's Choice by AngelMorph reviews
What if Voldemort had not called for a cease-fire half-way through the final battle? What if the death toll had continued to mount until in the end, Harry stood victorious but alone? What if Harry decided that such an outcome was unacceptable and set out to change things, to re-write the prophesy that had always defined his life? WARNING: not JUST about time-travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,646 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
They Told Him to Teach by Miss Whiskers reviews
AiaW - Harry Potter is not the most patient teacher (especially when he's still pretending to be Chris Collins), but he just might be one of the more effective ones. When teaching what he thinks he students should learn, in any case. At least he hasn't killed any of them. Yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Screams and Whispers by AsItBegan reviews
Sequel to As It Began; Harry begins his second year of Hogwarts with Snape as his guardian. When strange things begin to happen to Hogwarts students, some his closest friends, Harry must find a way to stop it before the damage becomes irreversible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,217 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Good Recall by kaiserklee reviews
Elsa is very disappointed by her new baby sister. (But then she finds the little monster not too bad.)
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Replay by Makokam reviews
What do you do when you get a second chance, but you don't even know you had a first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P.
Loki's Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
A week before Thor's scheduled coronation and everything spirals out of control until Loki falls into the void, Loki receives some ghostly visitors who think that maybe Loki's plan could use a second look. And a third. And however many it takes to make him try something else. Asgard doesn't even celebrate Christmas and yet he still has to put up with this useless Midgardian tripe.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,056 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
A Bit of Normalcy by It's Almost A Secret reviews
Elsa is still a bit unsure of herself in her new role as queen. After thirteen years of isolation, she has never had a chance to get to know her subjects. With Anna off visiting Kristoff's family, Elsa decides to take a walk in a more inconspicuous pair of shoes.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Elsa - Complete
The Point of No Return by Araceil reviews
(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,590 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P.
Bribery, Force, and Other Nefarious Tactics by yumi michiyo reviews
Some of the many, many ways Anna tried to get Elsa to open the door, and the one time Anna succeeded. Oneshot.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Transposition by Lucillia reviews
He has wings and scales and breathes fire. He's three feet tall and has hairy feet. They fight crime!
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W.
Fireside Tale by Silencia del Umbrae reviews
Anna misses her moment. What very well could have been.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Revived Series Novelizations: The end of the World by Josman
The Doctor takes Rose on her first trip through time and space in the TARDIS to the year five billion where many rich alien delegates have gathered on a space station called Platform One to watch the Sun expand and destroy the Earth, but one of these guests is plotting to profit from the event by killing them all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,782 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Cassandra - Complete
Dalek Night by snowcloud8 reviews
In keeping with tradition, I am releasing another Christmas carol parody to the song, Silent Night. Enjoy and... EXTERMINATE!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
The Artificer by OlorinTheMaiar reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death and creator of magical artifacts, is drafted to help recover one of his creations, the Tesserract
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,749 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Harry P.
Warm and Fuzzies by Danzinora Switch reviews
Written for Minecraft Guardiansaiyan. Incorporates all suggestions made into K/S/M friendship during shore leave. Fluff with hugs, hot chocolate, alcohol, a little H/C, and did I mention 3-way mind melds? Plot: Kirk and McCoy teach Spock about imagination. No slash. Reviews optional, but appreciated!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Not Afraid by gisellethegazelle reviews
A short fairy tale about Gothel's journey from fearless little girl to ruthless villain and Pitch's involvement in that transformation.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2013 - M. Gothel, Pitch - Complete
Shattered Illusions by WheezylovesSeverus4ever reviews
Harry is being abused and not getting his Hogwarts letter, so Dumbledore sends Snape along. In Harry, Snape only see's James Potter, he doesn't notice that something is very...off. Warnings: Child Abuse and language so far. Warning will be added as I go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,365 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
North and the Tower by Crackpairingsarefun reviews
"Good Night,my tiny one." A one-shot,perhaps not a very good one. Happy On year anniversary,RoTG!
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Rapunzel, North - Complete
Rescued from the Dursleys by I. H. Scribe reviews
An owl flies through the window and drops a bloodstained stick on Jim Moriarty's head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 285 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Life, Untangled by Von reviews
The Kingdom of the Sun has been waiting for its lost princess, a girl with golden hair, to return for over a decade. In this story, when a girl with golden hair named for their princess shows up, people notice. And also, other stuff happens.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
Satisfaction by OMhypothesis reviews
Wherein Dr. John Watson devises a scheme to tempt young Sherlock Holmes into eating regular meals, and ends up gaining an ominous new friend. Silly, one-shot, friendship and humor. Rating for slight cusses.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Sorting Hat from the Future by AnimeFanBree reviews
The sorting hat ends up in the past. So what is a hat to do other than sort new students based on what they'll do in the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sorting Hat
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Just Out Of Reach by MEOW-I-am-a-cat reviews
A one-shot that could be read with any shipping if you mess with a few minor details. A minorly edited version of this (just enough that I wouldn't get yelled at for copyright) has actually won a writing contest!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like a Ghost by Danceswiththetigers reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock comes back after three years, and John seems rather calm about all of it... *could either be pre-Johnlock or BrOTP whatever floats your boat. I found the prompt off of tumblr. Not sure if I'm going to continue this... Let me know if I should
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dancing in the Night by SherlockedDancer reviews
John arrives home to the sound of waltz music and is confused when Sherlock questions his ability to dance.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
After Bespin by Metal Bikini Extra Large reviews
After Bespin, Darth Vader feels empty at his son's rejection and questions his role in Palpatine's Empire. Eventually Luke Vader. Rated T for mild drug abuse, suicidal thoughts.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett - Complete
Who in Space by Mrs.BigToe reviews
Donna and the Doctor enter an alternate universe. I wanted to make the story more interesting, by including some fans in the work through RP, but no one is interested. And since this was originally meant to be a one-shot anyway, I will not continue the story, unless I see participation in my "Crossover Mania" forum.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5004 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore, and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,908 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
Fred or George? by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
No one, not even Molly Weasley, can tell Fred and George apart. But what if the twins aren't exactly sure who's who either? What if not even Magic knows? Oneshot. No romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Fred W., George W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Second Chance by Shy Snootles reviews
An incident in the shuttle taking Vader and Luke to the second Death Star will make the Sith Lord rethink his allegiance to the Dark Side.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Falling by anoesis reviews
The Department of Mysteries has its own set of entrance criteria, but as Hermione is about to discover, it's not slaying a dragon. It's not even wrestling a troll. It's something far, far worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,658 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Defense Professor by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Hogwarts always needs a Defense teacher. And so, before 5th year, Archimedes S. Hat shows up, saving the school from Ministry involvement. He is amazingly capable; so much so that he is too good to be true. Or at least, he is too good to be human...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,926 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/30/2011
Tossing Stones by Princess Alexandria reviews
She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Destroyer by Catsitta reviews
No one knew from where she came or for which side of the war she fought. All that was known was that she was a witch capable of incredible destruction as well as unfathomable mercy—a fact that sparks an undeniable curiosity into a young Severus Snape and alters both their lives. However, is this change for the better? AU/Time Travel. SSHG. Rating may rise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,531 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rehearsal by madamequeso reviews
Consumed by guilt over Raoul's plan for Don Juan Triumphant, Christine descends once more to warn the ghost away from his opera's opening night.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Door That Shouldn't Be In Front Of Me by traveller19 reviews
After Loki is punished for his crimes, he and Thor are sent back to Midgard to help the Avengers rebuild Manhattan. But when it becomes obvious that Loki is unwell physically as well as mentally, relationships are strained and healed as well as created. Rated T for the occasional language and frequent in-depth descriptions of illness and medical procedures.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,473 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Loki, Thor, Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Just Harry by Von reviews
Glimpses of 'Just Harry', Master(ed) of Death. No plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,440 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
He Who Must Not Be Named In Front of Sherlock by Lucillia reviews
Call him a freak, and he'll just brush it off. Mention a certain name or look like you're going to mention that name in front of him however...
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/20/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
In Search of New Dreams by Beloved of Aragorn reviews
What will Jareth do when an old enemy awakens and comes for Sarah? What will Sarah do when confronted yet again with the Goblin King who haunts her heart seven years later? New dreams are about to awaken.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,704 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
Life in the Dark One's Castle by TheWyldeWynd reviews
Living with the Lord of All Darkness was nothing like Belle would have imagined. Strange, certainly, but not the sort of life that would leave one traumatized. Well... not usually. (Inspired by Skullcrusher Mountain, and my own mental instability) [Rumbelle]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
A Servant of Magic by TardisDragon211B reviews
Professor McGonagall tells her students the truth about the great Merlin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Basilisk Chronicles by thesociallyawkwardtwins reviews
Three boring Saturdays at Hogwarts leave Harry Potter and his friends with nothing to do, and Harry gets so desperate for something to occupy his time that he ends up going down into the Chamber of Secrets. Little does he know, his crazy schemes are going to cause lots of problems, lazy Saturday after lazy Saturday. (Occurs during the Trio's third year)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Basilisk
Stood Up by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Phil has always been stood up on his dates, why should his date with Steve be any different?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
One Game at a Time by Aurora West reviews
Maybe being nice to the glitch would make her see reason.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Nightlock by kyokotheeevee reviews
How deadly is a handful of nightlock berries? Poor Foxface finds out the hard way...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Foxface - Complete
Devolution by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Very Deadly Disease by BabyCharmander reviews
During their escape from GLaDOS, Wheatley leads Chell to an old employee kitchen to get a snack. But while there, Chell contracts the most deadly disease Wheatley has ever encountered in his mechanical life... the hiccups.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Glitch by kyokotheeevee reviews
Missingno.: a glitch Pokémon famous for screwing up your graphics. But why does it do that? Why does it mess up your game so much? What if you could take a look into its mind...?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2013 - MissingNo. - Complete
A World Without Dragons by ammcj062 reviews
Short AU drabble. "'Imagine – we're in a world where dragons are so everyday they're 'just dragons.'Tony's hands still as he tries to remember something tickling his mind"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Save What Has Been Lost by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
John couldn't breathe; his hopes too high in magic and flowers. He began to sing softly to himself, the flower starting to pulse a warm, gold light. In the illumination, two words stood out in the darkness: 'Sherlock Holmes'.
Crossover - Sherlock & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - John W. - Complete
Homonyms of 'Drake' by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge, Slight swearing: Loki turns into a dragon and is adopted by Tony. "Come on Spyro, show him some love." "So, uh…how did you find a dragon?" Um, I hit him with a grenade.""You, hit a dragon with a grenade?" Well, he was…you know, smaller." Tony tried to signify, waving at him, "And cuter too…actually, a lot cuter…"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
I'm Nobody by Jennatem reviews
Harry comes to Hogwarts, but is not at all who Severus Snape is expecting. Firstly, he strongly favors his mother. Secondly, he gets sorted into...Slytherin? **On hold indefinitely**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mudd in Your Eye by Avirra reviews
An AU 'what if' tale based on one simple premise - what if the Enterprise had never come across the S.S. Botany Bay? What if instead the sleeper ship was discovered two years later by Harry Mudd? In answer to one PMed question, this story is not a comedy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,774 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Khan S., L. McCoy - Complete
A Sister's Love by Mandalicious reviews
A series of oneshots showing how the girls show their love for eachother.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Agnes, Edith, Margo
in her garden grew hyacinths by Lady Charity reviews
There was a tapestry that hung on Frigga's wall for as long as Thor could remember. He would never admit it, but the sight of it made him want to cry.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Thor, Loki, Frigga - Complete
the Symbolism of Houses in Harry Potter by ArgentNoelle reviews
To an astonishing extent, the homes of the characters in Harry Potter reflect those who live in it, and serve to illustrate who they really are as well as the mask they show to the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry's life changed that night when two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging. He sets out to protect himself and find his real cousin that he never knew. In the process he manages to learn more about his world and how to help change it into a better one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Selenographia, sive Lunae descriptio by Le Penguin reviews
He is forever watching the blue planet, forever circling.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Man in the Moon - Complete
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Bad Dalek by AngmarBucket reviews
Just an odd idea I've been kicking around a few years and won't let go: Dalek, companion, not friend.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2013 - 10th Doctor, Daleks
Join Me - FrostIron by Batsutousai reviews
Tony is dying from the very device that saved his life. He's just begun to accept his fate when an unexpected ally comes with an offer he's not sure he can refuse.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Bucket Lift, or Frippery Triumphant by Qoheleth reviews
A Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory AU describing what might have happened in the Fizzy Lifting Room, had Charlie been just a touch less deserving. (Come on, haven't you ever wanted to hear that verse of the Oompa-Loompa Song?)
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Complete
Convenience by madamequeso reviews
After a terrible accident, the bowels of the opera house call Christine home.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,794 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 688 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Clothes Make the Man by KCS reviews
Five times Spock wore something other than his uniform, and one time he was only too glad to put the uniform back on. Answer to an LJ writing prompt for non-uniform!clothes!love. Triumvirate gen!fic, highly likely to include fluff, angst, crack, and anything else you usually see from me. You have been warned. Last Chapter technically an AOS crossover, full warnings inside.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,311 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
That Sheet by datawolf39 reviews
John wants to know why Sherlock likes to roam in that sheet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2013 - John W. - Complete
Ophiophage by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble, technically AU. Even small plot holes look big when you poke them with chopsticks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
I'm Burning Up Out Here! by History101 reviews
Oneshot. What would've happened if the Count hadn't recovered so easily from all that sunlight at the end of the film? I don't own any rights to Hotel Transylvania.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Dracula, Mavis, Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
Bling by say hello to the angels reviews
Of all the things that the Doctor and Rose thought would be the downfall of the Daleks, a winning lottery ticket wasn't one of them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Daleks - Complete
The Royal We by turningbackthetimeturner reviews
Lord Voldemort has won the war or so he thinks. After all, Hermione has something to say about that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Ozymandias by ChocolateTeapot reviews
Ramesses considers himself to be the greatest ruler ever. However, the discovery of an ancient ruin might force him to reassess. Oneshot.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Ramesses II - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11294 - Favs: 8,400 - Follows: 6,398 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Home by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
As much as Jack detested it, part of the Guardian gig was making a hideout. Or, selecting one, really... Jack couldn't choose anywhere that would really suit him- he wanted to stay near Burgess. So... He kind of... Borrowed one... Mild blackice
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Insontis II - A Child of Two Worlds by KCS reviews
Gift fic for sierra scarlet. Starfleet Command has become interested in the Insonti technology which transformed their most prominent starship captain into an infant some weeks ago. The Enterprise has been assigned to perform research, hopefully producing an allegiance with the Insonti people. And after all, observing the effects on a non-human species is the next logical step...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk, L. McCoy
The Price by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So I Bit Him by Ansa88 reviews
In which you find out why "Dementor's Kiss" is a rather unaccurate statement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Dementors
Keeping your priorities by S'Fie reviews
Severus really has his priorities in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Where No Jedi Has Gone Before by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
A crossover that dares ask the question... what is they DIDN'T just shoot each other at first? Post-Dominion War for Star Trek, non-NJO post-YJK for Star Wars. Includes cameos from Sailor Moon, Doctor Who among others.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,550 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Luke S.
Ars Gratia Artis by Feste the Fool reviews
"Trust issues," wrote John's psychiatrist, and firmly believed it, yet within 48 hours of meeting Sherlock, John had killed for him. Instant, unwavering trust. Either the psychiatrist was more incompetent than Mycroft believed, or someone else spoke to John about Sherlock, that night between meeting Sherlock at the morgue and the case that became "A Study in Pink." COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 3,954 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Needing Each Other by fringeperson reviews
Humans need to believe in something. It is inherent in our natures. Those things that we believe in also need us, because without belief, they will cease to exist. Oneshot. Complete. Don't own. SarahxJareth
Crossover - Labyrinth & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sarah, Jareth, Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Some Hero by fringeperson reviews
Lots of people go their whole lives unappreciated. It isn't a novel experience. But Loki owes Clint big for all the stuff he did, so as restitution/as part of his punishment, Loki offers Clint a place where he'll be appreciated. Clint doesn't trust Loki as far as he can throw the Hulk, but it's a tempting offer. Mentions past m/m rape.
Crossover - Firefly & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,807 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
An Encounter by ArgentNoelle reviews
A long voyage, a conversation, and Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Donna Remembers by Mrs.BigToe reviews
Donna has a dream that reminds her of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., TARDIS - Complete
Bid or Bid Not by AngmarBucket reviews
A naïve Earthling bids on a dinner-date with Darth Vader, and to her horror gets the real thing. Date with Darth Vader challenge. Reposted from old account.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
2 - One Time the Guardians Went Looking for Pitch by History101 reviews
When the Guardians see Pitch's Nightmare horses running loose without purpose, they begrudgingly go looking for the King of Nightmares for answers, but what they find isn't exactly what they expected. Sequel to my story 'Five Times Jack Tried to Talk to Pitch', also, I still don't own any rights to characters or stories.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Protectors by Mia Vaan reviews
While spreading fun in Metro City, Jack spots a small boy with blue skin getting picked on. From then on he vows to protect the little boy with the help of his fellow Guardians, a former enemy and two local girls, while they uncover a conspiracy which runs deeper than any of them thought it would.
Crossover - Megamind & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Megamind, Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Beginning by ThereIsOnlyZuul reviews
This is the story of the origin of the zombies and one person's ingenious survival plan.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
Flatmate Candidates by prion reviews
Sherlock knew what he wanted in a flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Letters and Lists by Lucillia reviews
A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Mind Over Body by Dangerous Bliss reviews
Moriarty has a new invention which he decides to test on himself and John, causing them to switch bodies. Pretending to be John won't be easy but he's prepared to take the challenge. The question is, will Sherlock notice the difference? Post-Reichenbach, Jim and John, body swap! Part 1 in the Perception Chronicles, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
1- Five Times Jack Tried to Talk to Pitch by History101 reviews
Post movie fic. Jack realises that there is a place in the world for fear and he tries to talk to the Nightmare King about it, but their circumstances and Pitch being Pitch, of course added together, don't make it easy for the young Guardian. Unfortunately, I don't own any rights to RotG.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Dwarfed or The Blessed Disaster by s.s.sam.double.s reviews
An old miner tells the tragic story of his history with a pale young girl. It may sound familiar, but only fairy tales have happy endings... right?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Diagnosis: Normal by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Addressing a common childhood situation leads the prison's physician to question just how normal life can be for an expatriate alien growing up in the pen.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Megamind - Complete
Little Chaos by Batsutousai reviews
Being forced to live as a mortal is always more bearable when you have a companion.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Advantages of the Plot Hole by ChibiAngel16 reviews
This will be a collection of short texts or Drabbles featuring funny ideas, strange concepts and little plot holes of the Potterverse. first: Harry has an idea that will prevent Dumbledore from sending him back to the Dursleys. second: How Dr. Granger and Dr. Granger came to own a toothpaste factory. third: British Airforce to the rescue - a tribute to Alastor Moody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Alastor M., Voldemort
Wizard's Folly by Belle's Noir reviews
Wizards expect everything to be big and flashy and magical. A collection of one-shots about when the simplest solution would have been the best one. Fem!Harry. Started chronologically but shots may become out of order as more are written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P.
Through Hardships to the Stars by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
Loki's been gone three months, and Steve tries to get along as if nothing has happened. Then the cats show up. (fifth per aspera ad astra story)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
What Part of 'No' Did You Not Understand? by LibraMoon reviews
Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,425 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Fluffy by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Based off Pitch's strange fondness toward Bunny when he was tiny and cute... Not a Rotten Egg, though...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sophie - Complete
An Interesting Side to Tea by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
Hobbit riddles exchanged between John and Sherlock...what could possibly go wrong? By Marie
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Body Bending by Nate The Ape reviews
Toph has always loved to fight, to have adventures, and to be the heroine. So when the Ellimist approaches her with an offer that will involve doing all three, how can she say no? And now the Yeerks will have their world rocked.. Takes place roughly in #45-54. Chap. 31 is up! If you read, please take a moment to review.
Crossover - Animorphs & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,083 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Rachel, Toph
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Greenery by Cyborg0 reviews
Harry Potter has nothing left but to contemplate the emptiness of his universe. Standing over the corpse of his defeated foe he realizes that he has lost already. But something changes, and he discovers there may be more to the universe than he dares hope
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,588 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P.
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 303 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Swain by fringeperson reviews
No one was sure how the stranger had appeared in the hall, but when Merida saw him, she also saw an opportunity to get out of marrying any of the sons of her father's old allies. It helped that he was attractive. Merida/Clint. Oneshot. Don't Own. Complete.
Crossover - Avengers & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Merida - Complete
The Attempted Confrontation by Sarah1281 reviews
Valjean and Javert have their epic confrontation...or at least try to. Things would probably go smoother if they stopped talking over each other and nitpicking everything the other says.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean - Complete
The Abyss by Cerabellum's Matrix reviews
Little Bethany Niles has permanently freed herself from her family's torment, and is now on the run because of the particular method she used for her liberation. Alone, confused, and afraid, Bethany soon runs into none other than Jonathan Crane. Will the good doctor help this lost child, or will he only send her further into the dark abyss that is insanity? Read and Review, please.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,466 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 9,054 - Follows: 4,519 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Spider's Print by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Nagini demonstrates by Jennatem reviews
Nagini feels her speaker has forgotten how to take down prey. She decides to demonstrate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Nagini - Complete
Symbiosis by KCS reviews
Five times Spock's Vulcan characteristics saved his human crewmates, and one time those crewmen's human characteristics returned the favor. Gen, Triumvirate-centric. Here be crack, fluff, a dash of H/C, and heaven only knows what else. Read at your own risk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Our Man Jack by Le Penguin reviews
For Halloween Town's annual Three-Hundred-Days-Before-Halloween masquerade ball, Jack Frost is roped into helping a dear, skeletal friend collect partygoers - as well as the guest of honor, legend and idol to spooky-scaries across the globe, the one and only Pitch Black.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Jack S., Jack Frost - Complete
You Were Alone in a Strange World You Created by Le Penguin reviews
In her absence, winter had fallen upon her lilac wood.
Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Voldemort's Master Plan by ArgentNoelle reviews
Voldemort gets a brilliant idea...or maybe just watched too much Star Wars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Afterwards by Dessmond Williams reviews
They had always wanted to be the only race to exist, but what happens when you finally achieve that goal?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - 9th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Hello, My Name is Norberta by tinyrose65 reviews
As Harry prepares to face off against a dragon in the Tournament's first challenge, he meets an old friend that he wasn't quite expecting to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Demon Who Dared by Void Child reviews
A little tale of a demon who dared to be...different.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Complete
Tales of a Security Chief, Vol III by bookdragon01 reviews
Due to characters that won't stop telling stories in my head, Vol III: continuing stories of Security Chief Sam Giotto, a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings his captain included. A series of largely unrelated one-shots about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,946 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010
The Curious Incident of the Dragon in the Night-time by SpaceAnJL reviews
AU. A tale from the World of Weirdcraft. Because I have no self-control.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Sherlock Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pesky Human Illness by GIR's Infernal Waffles reviews
Zim knows he's lucky he has a mortal enemy to care for him when he catches the filthy earth disease known as... the sniffles. But he's not about to admit that. Cuddly ZaDf or ZaDr if you prefer
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Different Kinds of Frost by DarkDragonne reviews
Before he became a guardian, Jack found only one person who could see him. And that person turned out to be not quite human... and far too similar to Jack himself.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Loki, Jack Frost
Catalysts by Corpium reviews
When Pitch escapes the nightmares, he runs to the first safe place he can find: the home of his last believer, Sophie Bennett. But the problem with Sophie is her curiosity. She's not about to leave Pitch alone. (And it's probably a good thing, too.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Pitch, Sophie - Complete
Welcome to a New Eternal Dream by Calai'di reviews
ONESHOT: Looking not a day older than sixteen, as he had all those years ago in the Chamber, Tom Riddle stopped behind the mirror and raised a shaking hand to touch it, his eyes wide with wonder. And Harry took a step forward and reached his own hand out to touch the glass on his own side. HPLV pre-slash, post-DH but ignores the epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Is That A Human Skull? by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Where the skull came from.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jack S., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Recorded by Dancing Eyes reviews
Sherlock has a new experiment, and John is not amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ace of Fours by BabyCharmander reviews
Had she known how expensive and how much of a chore it would be to care for the core, she might never have brought him home. But maybe it would be worth it, in the end. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Last Believer by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Can I even call this a story? No. It's a drabble. It's a stupid dream that I had that I wrote into words... ROTG- Jack is still a child, right? So of course he can still see him. And thus, he can still believe in him... Bad at descriptions...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Frenetic in Forks by Eilonwyn reviews
Doctor Who/Twilight, but you don't need to know about Twilight to read it. The Doctor and Rose are annoyed to find that they've landed in an alternate universe, again...and the Doctor finds that not all vampires are created equal. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,277 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Edward - Complete
Sir Percival Makes a Miss-Stake by tinyrose65 reviews
Or Where Merlin Tries Comforting Her Friend, Leading To Quite A Few Mixed Signals And Overreactions. (pre- Girl!Merlin/Gwaine. Prequel to the Miss-Adventures of Gwaine.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Merlin, Percival - Complete
The Science of the Undead by SuzuranCrow23 reviews
When John wakes up from a coma in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies he is completely lost. That is, until he finds a stranger who seems to know all of the answers. Will John be able to survive this Hell with the help of genius Sherlock Holmes?
Crossover - Sherlock & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/23/2012 - John W.
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
One Step Ahead by BSparrow reviews
The world around them may be ending with a whimper but Sheldon and Penny won't go out without a bang. /On temporary hiatus/
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Dear Santa by reddwarfaddict reviews
Documenting a series of "umails" from the Doctor and the Daleks to Santa, asking him not to get the other one presents. Pure crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Davros, Daleks - Complete
The Continued Adventures of the Doctor and Geoff by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
Sequel to Dalek Geoff. Spoilers for season 5 and 6. "Imagine a squid, in armour. No, don't imagine a squid in armour, that's rubbish. Forget the armoured squid."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Avatar vs Terminator by Q42 reviews
John Connor and the Human Resistance defeated Skynet on Earth. So, the Machines sought another world. Another timeline. One in which the natives would not even know of their existence … until the Machines attacked.
Crossover - Terminator & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,091 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Marcus W., Jake S.
Wind by Nesloga reviews
John watched as Jack gestured wildly while talking, not seeming to notice that with every wave of his hand a chilly breeze went passed by. Sequel of 'Move'.
Crossover - Sherlock & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2012 - John W., Jack Frost - Complete
Move by Nesloga reviews
The same words were heard around the world, "I believe in Sherlock Holmes."
Crossover - Sherlock & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/7/2012 - J. Moriarty, Jack Frost - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
You're Jokin' by Crackpairingsarefun reviews
Oogie has nabbed the wrong Santa.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Oogie Boogie, North - Complete
Old Ben by Lucillia reviews
Honestly, Obi-Wan probably hadn't needed to change his name when he moved to Tatooine. It wasn't like he would've been caught or anything if he hadn't...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Progenitor by The Straight Elf reviews
He woke up in Ancient Greece, unaware of the future ahead of him in the land where magic was birthed. Note: Original plot. Constructive criticism is welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Herpo the Foul
If! What If? by fringeperson reviews
"I'm sure if Stark still made weapons," Steve said. If Stark still made weapons. IF Stark still made weapons. What is the Iron Man suit, exactly? Oneshot drabble, don't own, complete. No pairings, just a thought.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Extermination by Mr.Arkham reviews
The Na'Vi once so foolishly believed humans to be monsters. Then the real monsters arrived, and hell followed with them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Daleks - Complete
The Origin of Bantering by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
That familiar formula: Kirk, Bones, and Spock beam down to a planet to check it out, get captured, and Kirk tries to charm their way out of trouble by appealing to the female population. This is a short scene that speculates about Spock's first time witnessing Captain Kirk's method of getting out of danger, and how Kirk, Bones, and Spock became friends.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 810 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cardio by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 182 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Lokison by Tiriniel reviews
The Holmes brothers never knew their father; in the aftermath of the Manhattan incident and the Reichenbach Fall, old truths come to light, and Sherlock is thrust into a world of gods and heroes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sherlock H.
Memories and Quills by Harriet Telcontar Holmes reviews
Snape's thoughts as he makes a disturbing discovery about a certain Denfense teacher's idea of punishment and the consequences. OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Severus S., Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Sweet Treats and Fun by potosw reviews
In which, the phrase "we have cookies" is born.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Forcible Redemption by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Living Dream, Sequel to A Dream Come True by Gadjo reviews
Newly recreated Tom must figure out how to help his best friend, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Mystery by Raven Ehtar reviews
Kirk promises to solve the mystery that is Spock, which makes Spock a little less than settled in his mind. J. J. Abrams verse, Spirk, one-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A call for help by Dione-chan reviews
Luke and his friends fell in the hands of a group of bounty huntes. The situation seemed helpless as Luke called out to the only person able to safe them from their depair- and his call got awnsered.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Lost Souls by still kat reviews
Quirrell has always wanted to become one of Voldemort's Death Eaters, but he was given the opportunity to be so much more. He can feel the Dark Lord connecting with him in all the ways possible, and he loves it. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
What could have been by Eternal Payne reviews
The problem with prophecies, is that the are immensely vague... My own take on the 'Dumbledore is the real Dark Lord' plotline. Hopefully in canon and currently a Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 184 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Mad Man With the Box by Curious Ideas reviews
The Doctor arrived on Pandora only a few minutes before Jake did, and he agrees: tails are cool.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011
A Study in Sapphire by Curious Ideas reviews
A dim-witted Marine once asked Sherlock to investigate the death of his brother, a high-flying scientist. The case was simple and boring enough that he didn't even have to send John out with a webcam to investigate anything - just asked the right questions. Suits heard about this, so they invited him to Pandora. They also began to regret it as soon as he said "yes."
Crossover - Avatar & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Norm S., Sherlock H. - Complete
AI by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Captured and supposed to make a missile? Escape with a metal suit. Face Loki in his own house? 'Jump out the window' Kidnapped by Hammer and forced to build him an AI? Things are just getting too easy...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
AU phigorey: The Gashlycrumb Wizards by NothingPretentious reviews
Literary nonsense, with a question mark next to 'literary'. Just unmitigated Alternative Universe poppycock in the form of alphabetic verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Alicia S., Blaise Z. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Invasion by Batsutousai reviews
Parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas and The Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Unaccustomed Affections by Calm-Waters reviews
It's just another boring, day for Tobor- Or is it? Now fully installed with a set of human emotions- and their complications- Tobor starts a whole new experience of life. How will he fair if one of the most complex emotion, love, pays him a visit? OCxT
MySims - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012
Ends and Means by HaruJam reviews
Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,934 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
One Step Ahead by szynka2496 reviews
That moment when you want to watch the 'Avengers' really badly, but the ticket seller tells you there isn't such a movie and you just want to rip of his head. And then you think it can't get worse, life proves you wrong and BAM, you find yourself in the movie. I hate my life. Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff... BEING REWRITTEN
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,102 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Diary of the Dark Lord by Bellatrix567 reviews
Voldemort's diary, as is said in the not-so-original title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Voldemort
I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think by Zhybyngy reviews
What does the phrase Blood Traitor even mean?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Artificial Morality by BabyCharmander reviews
They had minds brilliant enough to create the greatest artificial intelligence in the world, yet minds insensitive enough to ignore the horrors they'd committed to create it. And it was those minds that tried to give her morality.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - GLaDOS, Morality Core - Complete
Liar's Wand by Evilnor reviews
Olivander isn't used to customers arriving so late in the day, but when Dumbledore imposes with a mysterious new teacher in tow, he can't resist the challenge of the smiling man's custom order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/8/2012 - G. Ollivander, Loki - Complete
Mycake by SomeoneSarah reviews
It's Mycroft's birthday, and he wants to celebrate with his one true love. I honestly don't know what posessed me to write this. One-shot. SLASH. Mycroft/Cake. Mycake.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Apprentic James by Lil Nezumi reviews
Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,445 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 396 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., G. Ollivander - Complete
Switched by Lady Miya reviews
Waking up at a place you don't recognise is bad enough. Waking up in a body you don't recognise is far worse. Co-written with Nerys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
221 Texts by SomeoneSarah reviews
After Sherlock's death, John finds himself still texting his friend's disconnected phone in order to cope. One-shot. No slash unless you've got goggles.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Blibbering by Lionna reviews
A different girl accompanies the vampire into the clearing, and gives her thoughts on what he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Luna L., Edward - Complete
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 7,222 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 846 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
For Sherlock Holmes by likeateddybear reviews
FLUFF.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eat Your Heart Out by mayajane reviews
Ablus and Lily have been convinced that Snape is a Zombie. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
How the Sorting Hat Earned His Voice by tinyrose65 reviews
Before he sat upon the head of Godric Gryffindor, the Sorting Hat sat upon the head of another powerful wizard, and it was there that he first became wise to the ways of men.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sorting Hat, Gandalf - Complete
The Pool, Revealed by WritingReadingLaughing reviews
What if Lestrade had been on Sherlock's website at the time when Sherlock had posted that last message before going to the pool... What if he had installed cameras at the pool... What if Scotland Yard had watched everything that unfolded with Moriarty... This is what would have happened! Nothing is very secret anymore! No intended slash. My first Sherlock story. Please R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
I See You by Elssiana reviews
Abigail smiled, looking at him with her blind eyes. "I see you with my heart, your music, your words. I need nothing more." Perhaps only the blind can help the Phantom see; to learn how to love again. Erik/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,243 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Erik - Complete
Web and Wing by Bealocwealm reviews
New York City's not the Batman's usual haunting grounds. It's up to your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man to find out what's going on! NOT slash.
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Peter P./Spider-Man
Crabbe's Poetry Book by duj reviews
HBP/DH spoilers. Crabbe writes poetry. Who knew? Seventh year, curses and Carrows and Crucio...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
Compromised by Nightsmoke reviews
All in all, pretending to pay penance was not going well. This was so much worse than the tree. Character study, post-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
None So Blind by Sarah1281 reviews
Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Reasons to Stay Still by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
The Doctor didn't sleep much, but he could sleep anywhere. Honestly, that man had the best balance Rose had ever seen. General silliness with just a pinch of 10/Rose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Come Home by Arkenshield reviews
Set during the scene when Thor stole Loki away from the Avengers and flew them off to a cliff. What should happen had they not been interrupted by Ironman?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Madness, on the Brink of by Von reviews
Short glimpse into the mindset of someone who runs forever.
Temple Run - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Guy D. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14770 - Favs: 7,883 - Follows: 7,001 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Batman vs Voldemort by Laury the Latrator reviews
Do NOT take this seriously. Harry is too exhausted to fight, so he calls on a stand in. Can the Dark Knight defeat the Dark Lord?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Voldemort - Complete
Beneath the Logic by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
A reformed Dudley has been searching for his cousin for years without success, so he carries on, does his job and finds he's not the only non-magical human who knows about the magical world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Dudley D., John W.
The Call by Jode94 reviews
Castiel gets prank called. EDIT: Now with beta!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
B-Arking Up the Wrong Hometree by Qoheleth reviews
You know the one question you wanted to ask all through the movie, right? Well, what if it didn't actually have an answer?
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Grace A., Parker S. - Complete
Cultural Relativity by Nomad1 reviews
Victor killed a man, three days before they brought him to America.
Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Dr. Doom/Victor V. - Complete
Constant Companion by mpg reviews
Even though I was an immortal, mystory wasn't very interesting. At least it hadn't been, until the madman in a blue box arrived. AU/X-over
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella - Complete
Second Life by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,114 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P.
There Will Be Time by AkitaFallow reviews
There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Dalek Geoff by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
"He's a creature inside a robotic shell. He's the last of his kind, just like me. And he likes bananas." The Doctor adopts a baby Dalek. Not a crack!fic, just a bit of light-hearted fun. Spoilers through season 4. Sequel is up!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
The Fett Twins by Lucillia reviews
Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa takes Leia back and has her memory erased from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star. Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Luke S., Boba Fett
Genesis by AkitaFallow reviews
Sometimes he thinks about how easy it is to change things. Other times he wonders if the future's really changing at all. /Self-challenge fic, drabble series/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Don't Blink? No Problem by Evenmoor reviews
Castiel meets a Weeping Angel. It's not a fair fight.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Weeping Angels, Castiel - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 161 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tales of Sir Patrick the Knight by DarkAmythest reviews
Or How Coconuts Came to England. Have you ever wondered who Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film truly is? Or perhaps how coconuts found their way over to England? Here is a tale in which both of these questions are answered in quite a silly fashion!
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Touchstone by machshefa reviews
On John Watson's sixth birthday, his mum gave him a flat wooden box to hold his wish stones.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 4,204 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Wrong by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Something was wrong and they both knew it, but for the life of them they couldn't figure out why. FicmasinJuly entry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Just Harry by KrystalRose18 reviews
Harry's lived a long time, but he's still just one man. Can one unique wizard really make a difference?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,562 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Be a Minion by 1337tranz reviews
Head cannon relating to what makes Crabbe and Goyle Slytherins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
A Hunting We Will Go by Amaterasu1969 reviews
In which Lord Voldemort and Darth Vader destroy that bane of fiction, Twilight.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Darth Vader, Voldemort - Complete
A Christmas Story About Christmas And A Wii by reddwarfaddict reviews
It's Christmas on the TARDIS, and the Doctor has an unexpected Christmas gift... Complete undivided crack!fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Daleks - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 249 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Okay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updates
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 7,896 - Follows: 1,706 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Delivery! by Jedininjahamster reviews
What did Yoda do all those years of his exile on Dagobah? Maybe Prank Calling is somewhere on that list…
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Yoda, J. Kirk - Complete
Expedient by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. The bus's powers are useful for more than just field trips.
Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2011 - V. Frizzle - Complete
Last Heart of a Dalek by WolfsLegend reviews
What if a tortured Dalek, one of the last in the universe, was given a heart? Would it be able to speak its thoughts, be able to do as its heart dreamed, or would it wish for a simple yet deep regret?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Daleks, Rose T. - Complete
Conversations by Miss Snazzy reviews
Frustrated over her inability to find Edward, Bella decides to give fate a try. New Moon AU.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Bella - Complete
War by Elz Durden reviews
A honeymoon in Italy draws a very exceptional man to the attention of a very old family.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - 10th Doctor
Eye of the Beholder by TheSecretUchiha reviews
For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,683 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Caught on Film by Qoheleth reviews
Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006 - OC - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
But It's Not a Club by Mz Luna Potter reviews
Harry drives Umbridge crazy well he insists that the DA is not a club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 382 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Minuscule Violin by KelinciHutan reviews
John had thought that there could only be one Sherlock Holmes in the universe. An entity as singular as Sherlock could never be duplicated. As it turned out, he was only partially right.
Crossover - Disney & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - John W. - Complete
Time Walker by secooper87 reviews
The Na'vi sing of a Time Walker who fought a War that Never Happened. They sing of what the Time Walker hid in the heart of Eywa-something very powerful and very deadly. Will Jake and Neytiri prevent the humans from opening Pandora's Box? New ch 10.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - 10th Doctor, Eywa - Complete
Outtake: Christmas Shopping by the Imaginizer reviews
Terry takes Harry's Christmas wish a little too seriously, and plucking up all the Ravenclaw courage he has, resolves to ask for our favourite snarky Potions Professor's help. Oh Terry, what happened to all that Ravenclaw intelligence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Misunderstanding? You Must Be Joking by LibraMoon reviews
Amanda didn't like Vulcans, and Sarek is logically clueless, the result? James Kirk was not the first Vulcan bride. Companion piece to 'What Part of No Did You Not Understand'. Rated M for language Oneshot SxA
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
The Factory by A. Kingsleigh reviews
In 1963, a question was asked that continues to plague our greatest minds to this day. Now, that question has been answered.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Daleks - Complete
A Good Coat for a Good Man by freckles-knows reviews
An 11 year old Sherlock meets the 10th Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Clean by Airplane reviews
Pascal needs a bath, and possibly some comfort.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Flynn R., Pascal - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Merlin And Harry Potter by Nicicia reviews
Merlin meets a mysterious boy with something called a 'Firebolt' and a habit of swearing by Merlin's name.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,813 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Harry P., Merlin
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 5,362 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Boy Who Dreamed by justcallmefaye reviews
Harry often thought that Hogwarts was too good to be true...and maybe it was. An AU epilogue of DH, if you will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Familial Bonds by VessaMorana reviews
Petunia didn't hate Lily and magic as much as Dumbledore thought when he left Harry on the porch. How much will a different Dursley family upset his plans for controlling Harry? How different will Harry be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Irkens Don't Sleep by Eilike reviews
Zim is captured and prepared for examination. Will his superior Irken technology fall into the hands of a mad agent? Dib makes his decision. But getting a groggy Zim out of the lab is only the beginning of the challenge... No ZaDR. Lots of sympathy :
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 500 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
lucid wishes and chocolate stars by tears over beers reviews
Wish. Noun- Silently invoke such a hope or desire. Dream. Noun- A cherished aspiration, ambition, or ideal. An unrealistic or self-deluding fantasy... Drabble collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Q. Quirrell
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Lake by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
Unexpected contact from the world Megamind left behind reveals a secret fear Roxanne has. Just a one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Answers by sateda reviews
The doctor goes to Pandora. Started work on a Sequal with 11 a long time ago but stopped. Might Revist it 'cause I did again. Stopped again.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
My Ultimate Guide to the Wizard World! by CarsonElizabethPotter reviews
Follow!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rubeus H., Q. Quirrell
Understanding sympathy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
What if the Elder Wand hadn't just rebounded the Avada Kedavra curse on Voldemort? What if his death had been more slow and painful? One-shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Second Chances by JMProfio reviews
Set shortly after the final book. Instead of dying, Dane is given a second chance. Shenanigans ensue. Lots of OOC, and a boatload of Bobby/Dane.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Saint Dane, Bobby P. - Complete
The Service Lift of Death by firekid44 reviews
Possibly one-shot. The Doctor ends up trapped during an invasion, with only one creature there for company. Slightly ridiculous.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - 10th Doctor, Daleks
Never Go Against A Cabbie by wingless1 reviews
How Sherlock's conversation with the cabbie should have gone...
Crossover - Princess Bride & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Master of Elder Wand by T.E.D.S reviews
Even if it was true that you must kill the previous owner to become Master of the Elder Wand, Voldemort still wouldn't become him. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Mind Shatter by H.Skyfire reviews
Something is not right. Jareth needs Sarah's help to restore the Underground but is unable to find her. That's because Sarah's parents have had her institutionalized.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,230 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/8/2002
Wood and Cardboard by garfieldodie reviews
A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Calvin - Complete
Growing Up by Pumpkin2Face reviews
Because everything changed when Phineas and Ferb moved away Oneshot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011
Running by iloveluke1222 reviews
After he saves Han from Jabba the Hutt, Luke Skywalker is tested by the Alliance in a mission that could be the turning point for the Galactic Civil War. However, this mission not only threatens Luke as a Jedi, but also as a son. Rated T for mild torture
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 199 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Waking Up by KLMeri reviews
McCoy is caught in a time-loop and goes insane. Major angst.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Class Pairings by Lucillia reviews
The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Appliqué by Smoltenica reviews
Because an 18 year mother/daughter bond can't be broken that easily. Rapunzel struggles to understand where 'Mother' fits in.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Rapunzel, The Queen - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rediscovery by Argonaut57 reviews
A survey of the Pyrrhus Anomaly seems a routine mission for Captain Picard and the crew of the 'Enterprise-D'. But when the ship is flung into the Anomaly, the crew find themselves meeting a lost part of Earth's secret history - a world of wizards!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,482 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Odd Art by theflashisgone reviews
The Doctor finds some very dangerous looking art for sale in a gallery.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, Daleks
Black Rock and Roll by Mage-Alia reviews
Harry is swept through space and time to Lorderon near the beginning of the invasion of the burning legion and the rise of the Scourge. He’s on his own with no allies or friends, just himself and the will to survive his new world. Nopairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P.
Turning His Back by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Obi-wan said he cared for Anakin like a brother. So why did he just walk away and leave him to burn?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
It's Not Even Evil by KBJones reviews
Just a silly story about an illegal nuclear reactor in Megamind's cellar. Megamind/Roxanne/Minion Post-Movie
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Measure of a Droid by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
What makes someone alive? The New Republic finds out when one of their numerous droids tries to defect to the Federation! Part of 'Where No Jedi Has Gone Before'. NOTE: On hiatus until 2012.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Han S.
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Robin's Daybreak by GreyLiliy reviews
Even Batman needs someone to watch his back. Too bad the Joker is watching them both.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Doom's Dilemma by AzureSpider reviews
A little character study I wrote about my favorite comic book villain. Doctor Doom muses over the true nature of his rivalry with Reed Richards and how, in a cruel twist, he needs him. Non-Slash. Please read and review
Fantastic Four - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Dr. Doom/Victor V., Mr. Fantastic/Reed R. - Complete
The Better Side of Bad by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
Some of Roxanne's earlier kidnappings at the hands of Megamind during which he shows he's not such a bad guy after all, going so far as to get revenge on her behalf or cure her illness. Not that our favorite blue villain would ever admit it. *Mild Swears*
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Fight Smarter, Not Harder by Earth Star reviews
Hiccup goes to train to become stronger, only to receive advice from an unlikely source.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hiccup, Megamind - Complete
Slyffvenpuffs and Grythleclaws by AkitaFallow reviews
They never did manage to prove that the Weasley twins did it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mantle of the Dark Knight by Baronvonblack reviews
Seeing his adoptive parents killed at the hands of a Death Eater, a young Harry swears vengeance on those who prey on the fearful. Vowing never to use a wand, the weapon that took his parents away, he is taken in by Batman, to be forged into legend.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 265 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Closure by AkitaFallow reviews
No one really knew why he kept going back there. After all, sometimes he didn't even know why himself. Oneshot, pre-fic character death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
WHEREAS it Hath Pleased the Almighty Sorting Hat by Don-Jam reviews
WHEREAS it hath pleased the Almighty Sorting Hat by it's decease and in it's unquestionable wisdom and mercy to sort: Hugo and Lily write home about their sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Hugo W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
A day in the life of Arthur's guardian warlock by Nanuk888 reviews
What does Merlin do on an average day? Chores sigh , magic yay! and more chores...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Batpunzel by Catnipcookie reviews
Batman meets Rapunzel...?
Crossover - Batman & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Rapunzel
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Care and Feeding of Your Severus Snape by shyfoxling reviews
Congratulations on the acquisition of your new Severus Snape! To achieve the best results, may we suggest you adhere to the following guidelines...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 10,256 - Follows: 11,768 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Dalek in a Box by Night Monkey reviews
Will there be peace on Earth and good will towards men this Christmas? Not if the Daleks can help it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 170 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4952 - Favs: 8,266 - Follows: 4,314 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For Duty and Honor by Bratling reviews
During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something... off in Harry's memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,166 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Forgotten by Lucillia reviews
The Executor leaves Coruscant for a mission, unfortunately they seem to have left something behind.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
In The Genes by Alice Day reviews
A consulting detective and a diagnostician from Princeton must reluctantly join forces to solve a mystery that threatens them both. Moriarty never expected this...
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - G. House, Sherlock H.
Tales of a Security Chief, Vol II by bookdragon01 reviews
Due to characters that won't stop appearing in my head, Vol. II: continuing stories of Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto, a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings his captain included . A series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,483 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Ups and Downs by Lauraqua reviews
- DRABBLE - "Megamind, what are you doing?" "I read on the internet that it couldn't be done! But I shall prove the internet WRONG!"
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
How to Stop an Undead Army by Shirotora chan reviews
Harry learns how to stop an undead army in a most unconventional manner. Who inspires him? Snape- of all people! ONE SHOT! CRACK FIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Give Peace a Chance by Night Monkey reviews
A misguided but very well-intentioned alien race tries to foster peace between the Doctor and his greatest foe. Things don't go as well as they hoped.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Artemorphs by The QAS reviews
The Yeerks are after Artemis! They want to use his intelligence and wealth to take over earth. And when the Animorphs save him from a near infestation, he agrees to help them fight the Yeerks, provided they give him something in return...
Crossover - Animorphs & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Artemis F.
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/31/2010
Twice Upon a Pygmy Puff by Kira Regulus Black reviews
Voldemort goes shopping in Diagon Alley. Short, but sweet. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Pausing to Smell the Roses by MarbleGlove reviews
A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Engines by Lucillia reviews
There is one extra flying hazard above Metropolis.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Plausibility by Night Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 292 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
To Dumledore Bashers: by night flame miko reviews
To all you Dumbledore Bashers out there. Here's a little something for your contemplation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Math Test Fight by Calm-Waters reviews
You know how Aang said that he was going to have a math test in Nightmares and Daydreams? Have you ever wondered how that would have worked out? Aang having a math test with Ozai? Well here it is! Please, R&R read and review
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Aang, Ozai - Complete
Bored Games by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Strawberries by Princess Alyra reviews
He practiced every night, but somehow, he never got it right.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Merlin - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Ask Questions Afterwards by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Leia is not going to let anything stop her from escaping. Written in 2005.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Leia O., L. McCoy - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 4,486 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Power of Music by Corpium reviews
With the power of music, Harry finally learns how to keep Voldemort out of his mind without silly Occlumency. Even better, he learns how to annoy the Dark Lord at the same time. Reasonable Crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It Could Happen to You by KLMeri reviews
If Kirk, Spock, and McCoy were trapped on a deserted island, who would crack first? Three different takes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Points of View by TARDIStoaster reviews
J. J. Jameson is sick of the perfect Spider-Man photos Peter keeps sending in, so Peter decides to have a little shift in perspective. After all, he does have two points of view. Just a funny little oneshot.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2010 - J.J. Jameson, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
How To Write IZ Fanfiction in 6 Steps by Maran Zelde reviews
Do your fanfics suck? Make them suck less by following these steps.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by broadwaypants reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Air by Calm-Waters reviews
This is just a one-shot. A little drabble I made about the power of Air that Aang holds. Well, just read it and find out what I mean.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Aang - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8080 - Favs: 15,157 - Follows: 6,476 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Tales of a Security Chief by bookdragon01 reviews
Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto is a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings,his captain included. Because so many people liked "Rule Three", this is a series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,029 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 383 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Curiosity by Moe-chama reviews
Skool has finally decided to have a normal Valentine's Day this year, with the candy, hearts and puppy love. Zim, however, doesn't know anything about this holiday. Unfortunately, Dib does. ZADR. Mild language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 253 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Ozai might have fathered him, but that doesn't make him Zuko's father.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
The Tiniest Mistake by AkitaFallow reviews
It wasn't a matter of personal pride. He had defeated Hermione—beaten her down until she couldn't even form any kind of resistance—and now he was going to pay. Harry would make sure of that. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Concrete by GreyLiliy reviews
Holding experiments in his office just wasn't working for Jonathan any longer. He needed someplace new. Prequel to Burlap.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Tangents by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. Sometimes you're reminded of things at the oddest moments - especially if you have all the memories of humanity inside your head.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/20/2010 - The Giver - Complete
Culpability by Nomad1 reviews
After the accident that ruined his face, Victor Von Doom reflects on the cause of his downfall.
Fantastic Four - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Dr. Doom/Victor V. - Complete
Surcharge by Qoheleth reviews
Post-war drabble sequence. 9,833 sections in the U. S. Tax Code, and not one of them covered this.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - OC - Complete
The Gift by KCS reviews
Scene set just after Journey to Babel. Amanda Grayson-Sarek watches her son as he cares for his recovering captain, and the Captain indirectly offers her a rare gift.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Spock, Amanda G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Supervillian Snape by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Severus S., Joker - Complete
A Godfather in Gotham by serendu reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
Where The Wilderness Ends by shewhoguards reviews
The island viewed through adult eyes may not seem so easy to fix. Based on Where The Wild Things Are, the film.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Aliens: Evolution by shewhoguards reviews
Given a specimen to dissect, the obvious question must be asked -- what causes a creature to evolve into this?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 194 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Rumpelstiltskin by mischiefmanaged73 reviews
The classic tale of ‘Rumpelstiltskin’ told from his point of view.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Wand and Dagger by Batsutousai reviews
The war is coming too quickly for comfort and Harry wonders if it isn't time for him to find a school that will actually teach him what he needs to learn to defeat Voldemort. NEW SCHOOL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,158 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4282 - Favs: 6,451 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Driver's Test by Lucillia reviews
The test to get a speeder license is so easy for Anakin that he could do it in his sleep. Literally.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Portrait of Senator Amidala by Blacknayami reviews
Darth Vader visits Alderaan and is unpleasantly reminded of painful memories from his past by the portrait of a certain Senator that hangs in the palace. Can a young Princess Leia help him overcome his pain?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Perceptions by TheSecretUchiha reviews
The way people perceive you is always much stronger than a first impression. Snape learns the hard way how inaccurate perceptions can be. Mentions of child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10684 - Favs: 6,121 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 969 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
It’s a Snitch, It’s a Broom, It’s… by Captain-Emily reviews
Without fail, this is always the first image that springs to mind whenever I see a story labeled “Super!Harry”.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
We the People by Maran Zelde reviews
It was just words on paper, wasn’t it?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Zim - Complete
Alexei Sarov by Llaurenn reviews
Alex's attempted escape from Sarov's plane went a little differently than planned. one-shot
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to JONATHAN CRANE by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a JONATHAN CRANE/THE SCARECROW Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Defections by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
For An EggsChange by Twilight Flower reviews
A new program has been introduced- For An Eggs-Change, in which dragon owners trade dragons for a week. Hagrid, a dragon-lover was all too eager to give it a try, while Eragon, a Dragon Rider, felt it his duty to take part. One-shot. Funny. Please review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Rubeus H., Eragon I - Complete
Clothes Make the Wizard by Lucillia reviews
The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Empty Victory by LAXgirl reviews
He'd done it. He'd won. But why did it feel like he should be mourning his accomplishment? ONE-SHOT!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Atypical by It's Almost A Secret reviews
There are some things in life there's just no planning for, no matter how many possibilities you anticipate. A mother reflects as she shares a moment with her rather atypical daughter.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Child of the Phoenix by tc22 reviews
AU: Voldemort never finds out Lily is pregnant so is unable to mark Harry as his equal. However complications with his birth leave Harry anything but normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Easements by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. Takes place at the end of the beginning-of-term banquet in OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 647 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 7,313 - Follows: 4,097 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Murder as a Form of Art by Xrai reviews
Paint a smile here, a smile there. You see, murder is, in a way, just like art...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
Lost in a Galaxy Far Away by Kyosanim reviews
This story is about what happens when the USS Enterprise ends in a galaxy far away.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/8/2009
The Empire vs OSHA by Draxis reviews
The Empire is not the only powerful evil organization left in the Galaxy. This tale, set shortly before Star Wars: A New Hope, describes an encounter between Darth Vader and OSHA.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Crowning Moment by amitai reviews
Written for a prompt - 'Alex meets the Queen'. At the end of an unusual assignment, Alex gets slightly more of a reward than normal.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/1/2009
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 330 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Missing In Action by CWBasset reviews
When a mission goes wrong, Luke Skywalker crashes on an uninhabited planet. While waiting for rescue, he makes an unexpected discovery.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Substitute Omakes, Epilogues, and Alt Endings by BajaB reviews
Bits that didn't make it into the final version of my story, The Substitute. Mostly alternate endings. You have to read The Substitute for any of this to make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
The Last Dance by shewhoguards reviews
As the ship sank, the band kept playing.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Songs of the Nightingale by shewhoguards reviews
There are often tales told of an Emperor who lived at a certain time and of what wisdom passed to him through a wonderful gift, but seldom do those storytellers truly speak of the life of the bird that was that gift and so what is known is only half of th
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Too Early in the Morning by Siamesa reviews
A birthday gift arrives for Luke, who is not particuarly pleased about it. PostESB, humor, oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Centaur Childer by InferiorBeing reviews
HarryDraco Hagrid refuses to leave Harry with ‘those’ muggles, but there is an accident when bringing Harry to Hogwarts which results in Harry being raised by Centaurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ghosts by Shy Snootles reviews
One-shot. Challenge. Luke discovers the truth about his father differently from canon, through the less likely "suspect." Set in Obi-Wan's hut in ANH.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Namesake by JoeMerl reviews
One name, two very different Irkens. Two-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Zim, OC - Complete
Meeting of Minds by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover with Animorphs. Visser Three's plan to conquer the Decepticons goes hilariously awry when he tries to make a Controller of Rumble. Short and sweet.
Crossover - Animorphs & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Visser Three, Rumble - Complete
Smitten by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. When they said anything, they meant anything.
Green Lantern - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2008 - OC - Complete
A Brief Paws 3 by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
The full title is "A Brief Paws in the Seditious Life of Bail Organa." Focused around Bail and Leia Organa.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Leia O. - Complete
Second Kisses by jtav reviews
AU. "Most boys confine themselves to throwing a punch in these situations Your way is much more interesting." Harry loses his temper at Slughorn's party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 1,019 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
There For You by Ayien reviews
Movie-verse. Sarah didn't know when she figured out who her godfather was. An attempt to address the cliche 'Tony Stark has a goddaughter whose parents die' plotline in a realistic fashion.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Whispers in the Rain by AkitaFallow reviews
She’d never thought of him as others had seen him; he was never the Boy-Who-Lived, saviour of the wizarding world, to her. No. To her, he was just Harry, a confused boy forced to fight his demons on his own. Char death, AU final battle, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Defense Against Who? by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Hermione returns to take her missed Seventh Year. The Defense professor this year is particularly... strange. Professor Who? Crossover. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
It's All the Same by Abler reviews
Dumbledore comes to Azkaban to release a wrongly convicted Harry Potter. Not everything goes as expected. AU OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Return to Innocence by Lorien Urbani reviews
Christine is asked to help them snatch our clever friend. But Christine refuses and eventually does another completely unexpected thing that leads to a totally different finale.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,021 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Magic is useless by BajaB reviews
Magic, decided Harry Potter, as he rubbed his sore behind, is quite useless. Post DH, but before the epilogue, one-shot, and meaningless. Just a bit of fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Explodies! by JoeMerl reviews
Dib contemplates his Fourth of July depression and the true meaning of freedom when slavery seems so likely. Meanwhile GIR, not given to such philosophical pursuits, has fun making things explode. Exercise your First Amendment rights by leaving reviews.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Zim, Gir, Dib - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 290 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Blessing by Aria Saralyn reviews
It was a long-forgotten tradition, but it bound them together even as they forgot about each other. And could Obi-Wan be wrong -- could it actually have a say in the future? Dedicated to all "Imperial" fans!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
Just After Midnight by margotllama reviews
AU. Just after midnight, in a hut on a rock in the sea, Harry Potter celebrated his eleventh birthday and, instead of Hagrid, was collected by Severus Snape to be brought into the world of magic. Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
New Allies by Soului reviews
A certain powerful entity has decided that Eragon and Co need help. Crossover! This is probably the first fic of it's kind. Title sucks, I know. I'll take any suggestions you have. Rated T for no reason other than being safe and possible violence.
Crossover - Animorphs & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,692 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
I Never Promised You A Rose Garden by shewhoguards reviews
Well, at least he could do something about an overgrown garden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Little Necromancer Who Sucked by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dancing Lesson by Rayndrop reviews
He has been dancing since he was a boy... so why should the familiar steps come so difficult tonight? Shorty oneshot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Honor by Rosethorn reviews
Zuko and Fa Mulan. Drabble.
Crossover - Mulan & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Walk Like Men by Kenya Starflight reviews
On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
A Dream Come True by Gadjo reviews
Harry Potter was the Hero who had it all... except anyone to care that he was dying. Awaiting death, he decides he doesn't want to be alone any longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Faith by Shy Snootles reviews
An alternate version of Vader's redemption in ROTJ. It starts out as canon and then branches off in a different direction.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13614 - Favs: 7,964 - Follows: 6,607 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Dreamers and Journeys by Mystical Magician reviews
Completed! The Labyrinth changed Sarah in more ways than one. Seven years later she finds herself the librarian at Hogwarts. And she is so much more than the Muggle they believe her to be. Harry Potter crossover. JS, ADMM
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,424 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sarah, Minerva M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 380 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
T'was the Night Before Christmas by GenkaiFan reviews
Arabella Figg decides to forward five year old Harry’s Christmas letter. One shot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
The Essences Of Life by Heimchen reviews
The fate of General Grievous could have been so different if only he'd learned the truth behind his extreme makeover. In this version of his career, spanning the events of the Clone Wars and ROTS, he does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,197 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - General Grievous, Count Dooku
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
The Right Thing by Xrai reviews
Are we doing the right thing? Taking her away from her family? Sort of a sequel to Six Years Ago. A Jedi wonders if taking a child from her family is the right thing to do. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Diaspora by Sionnain reviews
All he ever wanted was beauty that would not die. King Haggard.
Last Unicorn - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
But She Took Him by Aria Gray reviews
At 34 Harry finally confronts the Dursleys. Ignorant of Harry's past with both the Dursleys and the war, his children witness the unfortunate incident. How will Harry ever explain this? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Concordancia by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. A reflection on some of our hero's characteristics.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Guitar Hero by Christina B reviews
When ObiWan finds Anakin playing Guitar Hero, it's inevitable that he has to play it too.
Crossover - Star Wars & Guitar Hero - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Imperial by Aria Saralyn reviews
Darth Vader needs a new wingman, so he goes to the Imperial Academy in search of a competent pilot. At the same time, a certain Lieutenant Solo is about to be expelled . . . only to find that maybe he can survive being an Imperial after all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,046 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 522 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Six Years Ago by Xrai reviews
Six years ago the Jedi came and took my brother away. I was seven.From the POV of a Jedi's sister, after Order 66.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Birthday by Saru Wolfe reviews
Does anyone realize how young Prince Adam must have been when he was cursed? What really happened?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
The Hat by Greathe reviews
This was written as a short drama assignment. Probably qualifies as a crack drabble. Enjoy. Disclaimer: I don't own Indiana Jones. That would be George Lucas, and if I were him, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction. Rated K plus for comical violence.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Revolution by chucknotsteve reviews
[Unsuited Vader – Luke – Leia] When the dark lord himself stumbles on a bar on Tatooine, he runs into someone who might change his life forever... Starts out ten years after ROTS. Very AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,030 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Better Wizards than You by doubelieveinmagic23 reviews
Every wondered who Moody knew that had lost a buttock? This is my take on what happened. Written preHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Alastor M., Harry P. - Complete
The Agent by Greathe reviews
Alex isn't shocked to learn that he isn't the first teenager to be used by MI6. But he is shocked by what he is asked to do next, and the lesson he will learn in the process. Set somewhere between books 3 and 4 in what is now an AU. One Shot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Smithers - Complete
Sleep by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
It had been an accident. Spoof of hd child!harry fics. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paved With Good Intentions by shewhoguards reviews
What do you do when you find a baby with your morning milk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Muggle Studies Research Grant No 1 by Crookshanks22 reviews
Several years after the war, the Ministry of Magic commissions Orla Quirke to research Muggle perceptions of wizards on fanfiction websites.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Hermione G., Penelope C. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Tatooinian Sunset by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
Faced with an agonizing choice, the Jedi Kenobi decides to protect baby Leia and leave baby Luke to be raised by Tusken Raiders...The lives of the twins are thus forever changed.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,656 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
Nightmares by TurtleGirl reviews
A Looking for Group story. Do the undead dream? After the battle with Lord Stoll, Richard's comrades find out.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
The Mystery Machine by Symbolist reviews
Rust coats the old van, the tires are flat, the windows shattered or scraped, and there are only hints of the blue and lime paint that used to decorate the antique automobile. He runs his hand along the windshield and his palm is coated in dust.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Fred, Velma - Complete
Cage of Darkness by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU. OT era, postESB to RotJ. Darth Vader suffers an accident in his TIE fighter, and when he wakes up he's...a traitor to the Empire? He was saved by the Rebels? And now he's in Princess Leia's custody? Oh this could get really ugly...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,452 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Darth Vader
Unaltered by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. There are, indeed, many disadvantages to serving evil...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Dropping Eaves by Answer reviews
How would the story have been different if the secret of the curse had not been kept so well? AU.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
This Narrow World by Qoheleth reviews
The most unfairly stereotyped cabin at Camp Half-Blood speaks up for itself, sort of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 433 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Spark by BlueSaber reviews
[Vader introspection] Darth Vader discovers that he has a son and everything changes.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Fate of the Stone by BajaB reviews
What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 4,433 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Exile by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU. Intertrilogy. Sequel to Misunderstood! The Republic is dead. The Empire has risen. The Jedi Order is in shambles. So now what? Chapter 33: Lonely Little Boys
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,322 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
The Death Of Dreams by Aria Saralyn reviews
Companion to Truth, though stands easily on its own. On Endor, while Luke watches his father's armour burn, he remembers his dreams, and mourns them, too.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Forgiven by Aria Saralyn reviews
As Luke bends over his father's broken body, four Jedi decide to change the course of the future.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,133 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Uncle Bob Comes to Visit by mountain-skies reviews
A Harry Potter Spoof with Ron, Harry and the Dark Lord. When a mysterious evil looking stranger, claiming to be Harry's Uncle Bob arrives at the castle gates, Ron takes his chance to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Miscues by Qoheleth reviews
In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word "billiard", 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - S. Vector, Argus F. - Complete
What the Heart Wanted by Bratling reviews
Merope Riddle née Gaunt, contemplates her lot after her husband leaves her and their unborn child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Merope G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Janara reviews
Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
A Life Alone by Snuffdragon reviews
Harry learns of the prophecy from Petunia at the age of eight and escapes to the streets when the house is attacked. Trying to hide his true identity, can he live on his own? Full summary inside. Alternate Universe, Independant!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 190,677 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Relive by BajaB reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 343 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Wicked by Evandar reviews
No one mourns the wicked except those who needed them. Hints of HPLV slash and minor spoilers for HBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Only Ten by Lucillia reviews
What dastardly plan have the Separatists come up with to win the war, and what does Galactic Children's Services have to do with it?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Why One Should Never Feed an Owl Canary Creams by CrazyGirl47 reviews
While delivering a letter from Ron to the twins, Pig eats a Canary Cream... but they weren’t meant for owls. Now the twins are trying to fix an enormous hyperactive canary before it destroys their joke shop... and before their brother finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - George W.
No Next Adventure by BajaB reviews
No physical torment can compare, no mental anguish came even close. Who is not ready to go onto the Next Great Adventure? [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
The Terminator on the Planet of the Apes by akeel1701 reviews
what if Skynet had inadvertently sent a T-800 Model 101 a couple of thousand years forward to a different Earth? Just a little scene I had in my head, so I thought I'd jot it down.
Crossover - Terminator & Planet of the Apes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - The Terminator - Complete
The Memory Chest by BajaB reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,053 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Intelligent Conversation by Bratling reviews
Tom Riddle goes in search of some conversation and finds something else. TRMG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth reviews
Being a scrupulously researched account of the first meeting of Cornelius Fudge and Margaret Thatcher. Well, scrupulously researched in the sense that I looked up which way Downing Street runs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2007 - C. Fudge - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by RuneWitchSakura reviews
AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Crossing Twilight by MJ Mink reviews
AU, Complete. Luke learns that his father, Darth Vader, was murdered by a Jedi. Intent on avenging that death, Luke decides to track down the murderer: Anakin Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,778 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Newest Contact by Nanoswarm1 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine mission for Tagon's Toughs. Then it all fell apart. Schlock Mercenary Star Trek xover
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006
The Value of Teamwork by The-Caitiff reviews
Quick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 293 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Return by BajaB reviews
Were Horcruxes the only step Voldemort took towards immortality? I doubt it. AU, No DH, Post Hogwarts action story with a twist or two. Slightly dark Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Knowledge by BajaB reviews
What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
My Enemy’s Son by BajaB reviews
I want to rush through these early names and get to the name that I know is waiting for me, but taking my time and reading each one slowly and carefully increases my anticipation, already agonisingly sweet since I recognised the son of my enemy.' AU,No DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Mr Black and the Demoness by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who is Mr. Black? Is he an ancient Dark Lord looking for redemtion? Or just a guy on vacation who's about to be fed to a demoness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Lullaby by Bratling reviews
Sometimes we remember things about the past that we don't. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Perfect by Moyima reviews
When a stormtrooper overhears Luke Skywalker's secret just before he escorts the Rebel commander to the Death Star... can he really keep it to himself? This is an LV FatherSon fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Walk in My Shoes by Bratling reviews
Sometimes we learn unexpected things in strange and marvelous places when we're not even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone Needs a Hero by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
Vader is MIA, and Luke is the only one who can find him. But where is Vader, and what is Luke's motivation for searching? L/V.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Misunderstood by Quill of Molliemon reviews
Yeah, another one of those fics where Ani starts out on the Dark Side. But there is a twist, of course. Find out about the biggest secret of the Jedi Order... Now COMPLETE! Check out version 2!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 233,236 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
If Music Be The Food Of Love by Gevaisa reviews
Leroux Kay!Erik. Post book. The cook at the Grey Goose Inn has a terribly deformed 3 year old son and a lot of secrets. Erik investigates.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,197 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Late One Night by Bratling reviews
oneshot. A missing moment from CoS. Ron reflects on friendship and nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Stripper Strikes Again by Rachel Smith Cobleigh reviews
When Clark goes to save Lois, he leaves something behind.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Perry W., Jimmy O. - Complete
The Warped Mind of a Tired Authoress by InactiveAnon reviews
I haven't slept in two days.Where was I?Oh yea, on the subject of the 6th book and thinking back to no.1, was Quirell's HEAD a horcrux!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
Grawp's Big Tale by BajaB reviews
Grawp, the most neglected character in the HP series. AU, Post HBP, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Grawp - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Melancholic by satirical reviews
Happily Ever After is a cheery lie, Belle discovered. The man, before and after marriage, were two different beings. [Oneshot]
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Silence by Shy Snootles reviews
AU story, set four years after ROTS. Darth Vader has become the Empire's very image of death and destruction. But a fortuitous encounter with a little boy will shake the until then rock solid foundations of his Darkness and hatred.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,875 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9704 - Favs: 12,685 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Apparition by Overhill reviews
Accio floating head! Why do Snape, Flitwick, Sprout and McGonagall enjoy this class?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Severus S., Q. Quirrell - Complete
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
The Jedi Way by jedinemo reviews
In a universe where Anakin never fell, and the Jedi Order is intact, there is only one way for Luke Skywalker to become a Jedi. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Luke S. - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Turn Around by Moyima reviews
Response to the LV ER Challenge. Requirements in chapter one. Luke is in an accident and infected with a deadly venom. His doctors have to find a family member to get a clean blood sample in order to save him.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Forgotten by BajaB reviews
What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 253 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Truth by MJ Mink reviews
AU. Complete! As a child, Luke is told the true identity of his father & the knowledge has a traumatic effect. Eventually father & son meet & neither is what the other expected.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,434 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
He's Dead, Jim by EclipseKlutz reviews
McCoy decides to test the rumors of Kirk and Spock’s relationship via an innocently “confused” statement… he just forgets those questioning his own feelings.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2006 - L. McCoy - Complete
Duplicity by Mina1 reviews
A treachery just a few years after Revenge of the Sith caused Vader to reassess his loyalties, change his allegiances and step back from the Dark Side. But years later there are a few surprises in store for him and 'a new hope.' LukeVader oneshot AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Dark Influences by LAXgirl reviews
SEQUEL TO KEPT BEHIND Harry might have survived his ordeal as a disembodied spirit, but when the Order is jeopardized by one of its own, Harry must risk everything to save the one that once saved him... even if that person is Snape COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,175 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry the Magister Supreme by the DragonBard reviews
April Fools Day chapter for Harry Potter, the ArchMagus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lazarus by Sionnain reviews
At night in his plastic prison, Magneto dreams of metal.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Relatively Speaking by Kenya Starflight reviews
Sequel to Everything's Relative. Luke and his father have been reunited... but it seems every faction in the galaxy is attempting to tear them apart again.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,857 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Bounty Hunter Blues by CompanionWanderer reviews
Star Wars, OneShot. A humorous news article exposes Boba Fett's emotional breakdown after discovering that he is a clone.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Force of Destiny by Llarian Ashbourne reviews
An accident reveals an old deception, and Darth Vader must make a decision that will change not only his life. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,865 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2001 - Darth Vader
Death's Manager by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Thunderstorms by DreamingByDay reviews
Jedi ObiWan Kenobi, newly knighted and now Master to Anakin Skywalker, faces an odd task when he realizes hid Padawan has never before experienced the rain.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Dudders' Adventure by BajaB reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
Dear Professor Xavier by Gevaisa reviews
A POTO Xmen Marvel crossover, set in 1888 to 1889. The role of Miss Daae in this fan fic will be played by Kitty Pryde AKA Shadowcat. Real world themes & issues, such as anti Semitism
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,801 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Erik
Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews by BajaB reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 152 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Lament by Bratling reviews
Aftermath of Order 66 and the Jedi Purges.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Complete
The Choices We Make by Corana reviews
There's a reason ObiWan did not tell Luke the truth about his father: he didn't want something like this to happen. ANH AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
One Heart by Kenya Starflight reviews
Post ROTJ AU. Luke and Vader have destroyed the Emperor... but something goes horribly wrong, and the Skywalker family must deal with the aftermath. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Blackwand Chronicles by S'TarKan reviews
Dumbledore, despite his misgivings, offers an opportunity to a boy temporarily lost in the muggle world. There are some disquieting similarities to another student he remembers from before... [rating may increase later in the story.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,149 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
The Other Side by Moyima reviews
Response to the Inversion Challenge on the LV Writers list. Requirements included with chapter one. Luke and Vader switch bodies and have to masquerade as each other until they can switch back. Completed!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Starved by mosylu reviews
During his first visit to the Burrow, Harry asks Mrs. Weasley something he's been wondering about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
The Bitter Glass by Cyranothe2nd reviews
AU Padme wakes from a coma 20 years after the events of RotS and finds a very different galaxy. Updated after a millinium and FINISHED. Please read and review, let me know what you all think....
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Animorph Chronicles: 1 The Invasion by Gryphinwyrm7 reviews
AU: A single life can change the course of history, a single strand in the timeline can shift the balence of power between the Andalites, Yeerks and Humans. Based on Alternamorphs 1, and to a lesser degree Stargate SG1
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
Don't Look Back by MJ Mink reviews
Vader meets his six year old son in a unique way – they switch bodies.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Fancy Meeting You Here by Phoenix Bradley reviews
What happened to the four brats once they grew up? Four short stories of Willy Wonka's second meeting with each of them.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
A Brief Paws 2 by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
The full title is 'A Brief Paws in the Villainous Life of Darth Vader.' This is a sequel to 'A Brief Paws.' L/V.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Brotherly Duties by Perse reviews
Homesickness can take even the most unlikely victims. A sweet little Weasley brothers oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2005 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
The Terrorist by MJ Mink reviews
Vader uses deceit to trick Luke into surrendering in Cloud City. The Dark Lord entrusts his son to an Imperial interrogator, unaware that the man has an agenda of his own: revenge.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,722 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
School Assignment by darkcyan reviews
[postHBP, negligible spoilers, OneShot] Even Dumbledore is not omniscient ... a bit of Voldemort's past that slipped through the cracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 5,324 - Follows: 1,116 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Artist by Kenya Starflight reviews
A young boy obsessed with Star Wars befriends a strange but kindly shop owner and admires his artwork. But a robbery gone awry reveals the truth behind the storekeeper's paintings.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,717 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete
Gungan Morphing by Ankhesenamen reviews
This is a crossover fan fic... which seems to be my favourite style of fan fic writing LOL. This is a short one, just how I feel what it would be like morphing into a Gungan from Star Wars.
Crossover - Star Wars & Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Captivity by Josafeena reviews
When Anakin doesn't win the Pod Race, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Darth Maul get sold as slaves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 3/9/2000 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Kept Behind by LAXgirl reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Facsimile by MJ Mink reviews
Who is the man claiming to be Anakin Skywalker? Both Luke and Vader race to find him -- and the truth. Post-ESB.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Who Am I by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
There's someone masquerading as Anakin Skywalker, and Luke and Vader find out about it. How will they handle this? Pre-TESB. A Luke/Vader Writers challenge fic entry.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Everything's Relative by Kenya Starflight reviews
When a stranger claiming to be Anakin Skywalker comes to Tatooine, young Luke is instantly intrigued... as is Darth Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Tatooine by MJ Mink reviews
Imperial soldier Han must execute a young prisoner.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Han S., Luke S.
Snowball by MJ Mink reviews
On Hoth, General Veers contemplates killing a young Rebel.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2005
A White Mask by Csillan.Rose reviews
COMPLETE! What would have happened if Raoul had never existed? A retelling of The Phantom of the Opera...without Raoul. Note: this isn't a 'no plot' telling. There are many problems to overcome. Please read. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,642 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Do Vulcans Play Fizzbin? by Mrs Spock reviews
McCoy makes a bet he's sure he can't lose.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Spock, L. McCoy
Boy, Interrupted by TrudiRose reviews
Oneshot: the curse from Chip's point of view.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Chip, Mrs. Potts - Complete
Proud Hufflepuff by Cyndi Black reviews
Why is being a Hufflepuff considered such a bad thing? Simple, short Hufflepuff character study.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2005