Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Vampire Knight, and Homestuck.
Name: Wouldn't you like ta know :p Akemi is just a pen name. It sounds pretty so I use it.
Other sites I'm on: http://www.wattpad.com/user/AkemiSpangler , I'll post my Tumblr URL later.
Beta Status: Available
Age: 16 with the childlike wonder of a 2 year old and the maturity of a 30 year old (according to some older friends of mine)
Birthday: June 24th
Height: 5'2 1/2'' and not getting any taller, yes I am aware I'm shorter than the average female American but hey, my dad's 5'3'' and my mom's 5'. I'm lucky I made it passed 5'1''!
Weight: 125 lbs. (a miracle with how much I eat... high metabolism? I can't even say it's all because I'm a runner because I haven't done any running since May because of a knee injury...)
Eyes: An ever changing brown that can be so dark they're black, regular chocolaty, or reddish depending on my mood, the light, and the time of year.
Hair: My hair is a strange combination. It's mostly red but there's also a lot of blonde and a few strands of brown and I think some black's in there too. (Not sure on that though.) I'm a genetic misfit, my hair color is a mutation. OH MY GOD I'M A MUTANT! Did you know red heads are genetic mutations anyway? I'm a mutant among mutants!!!!!!!! Somehow I'm OK with this... Any who, technically my hair color falls under the category of Auburn... I'm sort of like a calico kitty I guess...
Zodiac Sign: Cancer The Crab (or if you go by Homestuck, I'm a female Karkat!)
Birthstones: Moonstone (comes with my sign) and Pearl (comes with my month, not actually stone though...)
Ruling Planet(s): The Moon
My Element (Comes From The Sign): Water
Compatible With: Almost all the different zodiacs, chances are 50/50 with most of them that they will work out.
Sign Of My Current Object Of Affection: None. Single and (sort of) livin' it up!
Pets: I have a dog named Nenita which I was told means "Little Girl" in Spanish which fits cause she's 3/4 Chihuahua and 1/4 Miniature Pincher (Pinhuahua?) so she's really tiny.
Siblings: I have 7 half siblings and no full siblings, (my father had trouble learning the concept of "birth control" and "condoms") 4 male and 3 female. 5 of them are older than me and one's younger. There's the oldest, (male, he and I are the only ones who have no full blooded siblings), the ones a few years younger than him, the twins (obviously they share a mom), then there's my youngest older brother who is 20, my youngest older sister (who was born approx. 6 months before me), and my little sister. (Those 3 share a mom).
Favorite Color(s): I've never been able to choose completely but they're (usually in this order) Black, Red, Blue, Green, and Purple (dark for all of them with the exception of Blue. Blue's pretty in almost every shade in my personal opinion.) And anything camo. I love camo.
Favorite Anime/Manga: Caught between Naruto and Vampire Knight.
Favorite Genre: Humor if it's good, otherwise drama, although I'm a closet romantic ssssshhhhhhh! ;)
Current Favorite Song: Tears Don't Fall by Bullet For My Valentine and KarkaliciousLook it up. It's AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Future Plans: beautician college, LCC, then 4 year college after I graduate from high school (next year's Senior year!!!)... that's pretty much it. No idea from there. But I'll still write for the sake of my sanity. If I didn't my perverted/violent/mystical/romantic thoughts would go into overdrive and end up driving me crazy o.O
Loves: FOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KainxOC fanfics, my awesome, amazing, ridiculous friends and my crazy family :)
Major Dislikes: When someone says "cray-cray" instead of "crazy". I know this guy who used to do it all the time and it drove me INSANE!!!!!! When people tell me to calm down (I'll be pissed if I want!), being sick (which has, sadly, been a lot recently), and when people take away my food. (Mess with my food I will kill you. IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and being out of shape to the point where my 9 minute miles have turned into 24 minute miles. I fucked up my knee somehow and couldn't run for five months. I'm just now getting back into it. Obviously, I'm now very out of shape.
Little Bit About Me: My personality is kinda all over the place. I'm just me. nothing else can really describe me except for that. There are times when I'm the happiest person I could ever be, and others where I'm crying for reasons I can't understand. But no matter what I
Will ALWAYS be the girl with a smile on her face, tear tracks down her cheeks and a middle finger pointed to the world, telling it to keep the punches coming!
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger and I'm gonna be as strong as I can and prove to everyone that they can't break me! I'll just get right back up and KEEP FIGHTING!
I. Am. Fandom.
Fandom is focus.
Fandom is obsession.
Fandom is insatiable consumption.
Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen a movie screen a computer screen with a comic book a novel on your lap.
Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.
Fandom is people you don’t tell your mother you’re meeting.
Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand.
Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.
Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan.
Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London.
Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds.
Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.
Fandom is drama.
Fandom is melodrama.
Fandom is high school.
Fandom is Snacky’s law and Godwin’s law and Murphy’s law.
Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you.
Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again.
Fandom is the first time you’ve ever had them.
Fandom is female.
Fandom is male.
Fandom lets female play at being male.
Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous.
Fandom is fantasy.
Fandom doesn’t care about norms or taboos or boundaries.
Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries.
Fandom is not real life.
Fandom is closer than real life.
Fandom knows what you’re really like in the bedroom.
Fandom is how you would never, could never be in the bedroom.
Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above.
Fandom is love for characters you didn’t create.
Fandom is recreating the characters you didn't create.
Fandom is creating characters to compliment the characters you wished you created.
Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention.
Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation.
Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation.
Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.
Fandom is creating.
Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love.
Fandom is words, language, authoring.
Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs.
Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve.
Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.
Fandom is signal and response.
Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter.
Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.
Fandom is distraction.
Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account.
Fandom gets no work done.
Fandom is too much work.
Fandom was/is just a phase.
Fandom could never be just a phase.
Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit.
Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.
Fandom is where you found yourself.
Fandom is where I found me.
I don't know about you guys, but I hate the new comment system on youtube.com. If you sign that it'll help get the old one back.
Speak your mind, never let the haters get you down!
Life is a never ending song.
It's melodies flow in our veins.
It's beat drives our hearts.
It's harmonies change our souls.
But in the end,
Only one song played,
Will ever be your own.
You just have to create the tune.
I will take fanfic requests but if I'm in the process of writing one then don't expect it to start until after I finish the one I'm working on as I refuse to work on more than one and neglect one of them until it's just some random thing on my hard drive that I later delete to free up KB.
Also, I am open to lemons. Very open to them. I enjoy writing them and it keeps my mind out of the gutter later on.
They are desired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ship NaruHina, ShikaIno, and SasuSaku. (I will admit, I've experimented with Sakura pairings via. NejiSaku, ItaSaku, GaaSaku, and recently some HidaSaku [sadly there are few fanfics that I've been able to find of them] but mostly NejiSaku and ItaSaku.)
Favorite Pairings (Not In A Particular Order)
SasuSaku (which like I've said I've experimented with), ShikaIno, NaruHina, NejiTen, TsunadeXJiraya/Orochimaru (hey history repeats itself and I think they already had a thing before he went kuku for cocopuffs so...), YuukiXKaname, KainXOC (own characters cause that way I can make him ALL MINE!!!! XD ), ZeroXNadashiko, ZeroXSayori
Most Hated Pairings (In Order Of Personal Hate)
1. SasuKarin because I hate Karin. She's a bitch and should die SASUSAKU FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I just can't see him with anyone but Sakura...)
2. NejiHina cause they're cousins. that's just wrong o.O
3. NaruSaku cause they're practically brother & sister (although I will admit my inner Akemi tends to find SasuSakuNaru pairings strangely hilarious)
4. SasuHina cause Hinata just belongs to Naruto
5. HinaKiba see #4
6. ShikaTem not because I hate Temari or anything, I think she's as badass as Sakura and Tenten, but because she and Shikamaru just don't seem right...
Random Manga/Anime Theories That I've Either Stumbled Upon Or Randomly Came Up With:
1. Sakura is really the secret love child of Tsunade and Orochimaru and was abandoned on the Haruno's doorstep or their real child died in childbirth so to protect her child, Tsunade switched them after taking the original Haruno baby away to try to save it and after failing, got the switcheroo idea.
2. Kabuto is really a Hyuuga branch member who was abandoned because even though both of his parents had the Byakugan, he was born without it.
3. Orochimaru killed Dan out of spite because he was jealous of him and Tsunade.
4. Jiraya and the 4th were distantly related (the spiky hair, grin, face shape, and mischievous look in their eyes give me that idea)
5. The Hyuuga's and Uchiha's are really in that rivalry-feud thing because two members of the main branches fell in love and tried to run away after not getting blessings from the clan leaders and both ended up dead.
This has nothing to do with anything but I love zombies.
I lied...sorta... Thank you to all the Naruto fans who've made Naruto-zombie fanfics!!!! They're a godsend!!! (But to all those who've left some unfinished, you sadden me. FEEL AKEMI-CHAN'S PAIN!!!!! Naahhh jk but seriously... sad panda faces)
WARNING!!!!! CAUTION!!!! READ BEFORE STARTING ANY OF MY FANFICS!!!!!!!
I'm a huge procrastinator so don't be mad if it takes me a while to update, but I promise, I will ALWAYS finish! Even if it kills me!
If people wanted to know HOW fat Karin is here are the Fatness Levels that will help you decide.
Gabriel Iglesias told this on comedy central one night.
"Ok...their are 6 levels of fatness. Their is
-Author- my personal favorite is-
AH HELL NO!
And THAT'S the level that fits Karin perfectly.
If you agree with me post this in your profile!
R.I.P Uchiha Itachi
You Know You Live In 2013 When...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire or hearts with real cards for years if at all.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or facebook.
4.) You have to look all over the house for the remote because you don't have a TV with buttons on it.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 is missing.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.) You also didn't notice that the number 9 is missing.
14.) You looked back up.
15.) You laughed at the fact that you fell for it twice.
16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE in one hour and your wish will come true before your next birthday!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile
UR PAGE in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva,Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva,Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
If you are 110 OBSESSED with ,SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, &ShikaIno, AND you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap and castrate Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile –
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you hate Karin and wish she would die already copy and paste this to your profile!
If SAKURA is your favorite girl character copy and paste this to your profile!
If SASUKE is your favorite guy character copy and paste this to your profile!
If Kyuubi is your favorite demon in Naruto copy and paste this to your profile!
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, Elemental Caster, Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
Sakura: Do I ever cross ur mind?
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really.
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sakura: Choose--me or ur life
Sasuke: My life...
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
The man who says that he doesn't deserve you...is the man who deserves you the most
A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walk out
Yes I am one of those teenage girls who are over obsessive with twilight
& she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care
sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down
Of course I want my happy ending but instead of a knight on a white horse, I would go with a vampire in a shiny silver volvo
Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look Kitty!
Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...
She's my bestfriend break her heart and I'll break you face
She's my bestfriend, hurt her in anyway...and I can make your death look like an accident.
I'm the girl who can watch tons of scary movies and not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops up
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away
Good luck finding bestfriends I've already got the good ones!
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone
A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"
I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS
Love your enemies it pisses them off!
If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport,Emo Vampire Princess Bella,cries-tears-of-sorrow, Emo Vampiress Shadow, Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
If you think men who think they are superior then woman and look down on them are total and complete ASSHOLES then paste in your profile and add your name to the list : Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
REMEMBER WHEN ... getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her. Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt. Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates. Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot. Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!' Karin is so ugly, Itachi prayed he went blind when he saw her. Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her. Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up. Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages. Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear. Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Supporters of this--x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary, Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
Sakura Lovers, Add your name and Copy and Paste this on your Page
Cherry Blossom Lov3rs--Anim34Eva96, 2Cut32B3Tru3, Kura Uchia-san, xXVampire-NinXx,XxorangeblossomxX, Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler,
'I am the strongest cherry blossom but like many I may fall, But untill then I will remain me'
Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!
Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore
EDWARD AND BELLA BELONG TOGETHER! GO EDWARD AND BELLA!
if you agree copy and paste this on your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro,animefan0000012345,Goth-Vampire Ninja,Anim34Eva, x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Uchihablossom0626, Akemi Spangler
If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. ((I'll admit, I can be a bitch but we all can be...))
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. ((not gonna happen. be free with your own religious rights. if you're a nice person, who cares?!)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. ((I'm NOT crazy. I have clinical depression/bipolar disorder ADD Anxiety. It's a horrible combo but I'm still normal. it just means it's a little tougher for me to live my life happily. Do I look like I go out and kill/rape/maim people or animals? I'm not crazy and I find those things sick and wrong. all life is important. all of it.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (not fucking true bitch)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I like fire, I will admit but it's warm and it's pretty. and I don't dance around it and scream. besides... I don't even know how to dance other than slow dance and grind...)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (I only own like two skirts and I barely wear them...)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (don't do drugs but I'm often labeled as a punk because I have some problems with authority and trusting people. you can blame anxiety and a traumatic childhood experience involving cops and a pedophilic foster child.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. (nope. I just like black. and who cares if I AM goth or emo? they're people too. not freaks you can make fun of! some of my best friends are goth/emo and they're the ones who I would give my life for. and they'd do the same for me. why judge them when you don't even know them?)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (...dating a guy for money is stupid. I don't want his money, I want his love and affection.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK/NOSE/BOOBS. (umm... I have a big nose and I'm female... I have no dick... and my boobs aren't really all that big...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (eh. I've been told I'm pretty so I guess i'll put it... [mostly by force of best friend who is here with me] and yes, I'm a virgin)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I guess... idk if I do...I don't really pay attention to that...)
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (ummm no. I repeat, virgin, guys are just less dramatic)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. (umm no. that would make the entire pubescent female population whores then, something we are not.)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (umm...no...I just like to wear what I like to wear...usually it's just cause it's comfy...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (hellz no!)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (no. I'm Bi. and the homosexual people I hang out with are nice. who cares?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (not Brazilian but I still have a big butt...)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. ( I used to be and I hang out with people who are. I stopped cause the smoking was getting my lungs all gunky and made it hard to do track & cross country.)
I'm Mexican so I must be a slut (I'm not a slut but I am Mexican)
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. (I feel stupid but I have no idea what an OG is...)
I don't smile often so I must be suicidal (I don't put on a fake smile when I don't feel the need to. who cares? depression/bipolar or not I haven't had the urge to kill myself. I'll admit, I've thought about it before I was put on medication after some comments made to me by a jerk in my class but I got over it and obviously, did not follow through with said thoughts.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I know girls who are skinny and eat as much as I do if not more. I'm shorter so it just shows more in me. I know one girl who eats at LEAST twice as much as a wrestler/football player at our school and she's TINY!!!!!!!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I've had my moments and I have tried cutting but I didn't like it so I don't)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (partial blonde, and I have my moments. I also know multiple blondes who are absolutely brilliant! total geniuses!)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (I'm not. my friend is. she does not eat cat.)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (once again, I'm not. My aunt is. she's not greedy. she's one of the most selfless people I know.)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff (not a skater, no coordination XD but I have friends who think "getting high" means doing some awesome trick thingy off a ramp, nothing to do with drugs/plants and haven't ever even THOUGHT of stealing...)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (eh. I've been labeled as one before. I'm not dating a punk. I hang out with some people who've been labeled as punks but they're pretty awesome so who cares?)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (not true. I'm Christian and I refuse to hate people because of their sexual orientation. that's their business so who cares?)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I'm like a people version of a mutt but anymore, so are most people. IT'S CALLED BEING A F*CKING AMERICAN!!!!)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I can be but who cares? anyone can be a dork. it makes life funny :D )
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect (I have good friends who are Mormon. They're some of the nicest people I know and don't even try to pretend they are.)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (...do I need to say it?)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (eh. I've had my moments but I don't and none of my "goth" friends worship him either.)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (um, no.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm just me. I don't care if you think I'm a loser or not.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (self control, sometimes. but I'm not overweight...I'm actually almost underweight for my height...not because I'm anorexic though. I eat SO. MUCH.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (not really preppy but I don't really care where people get their clothes...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (15 can be considered young but I'm not naïve...usually. I have my moments. Everyone has them.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (nope. my ancestors came here legally thank you every much.)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (unfortunately no, but if I had it would've been a used one or an inherited one. and I'm no where near spoiled.)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (I'm not black but I have no idea how that even relates...)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (not true)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (I have been flashed by friends who are Asian on a dare. not true. that was slightly disturbing though o.O )
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I like the sun but I like the moon more. and I'm not albino. I'm pale, yes, but I live in an area that rains almost 24/7 -.- )
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I guess... and I have my moments but I'm not all that big on it really...just every once in a while...)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (nope...)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Fuck that, I'm good with a fight, I'd just rather not. It'll screw ME over in the end. I'm not that stupid.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (not true. I'm often that lone wolf type person at my high school cause I severely dislike a lot of people who are "popular" and there's pretty much no one else really cause I have a small school.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (no...)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I guess...and I don't think people who don't are stupid. they just have their own talents.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (no the anxiety makes it difficult...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (different sense of humor but only slightly crazy. but hey, who isn't?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. ((Got a problem? o.O))
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (it's genetics. thus the reason why I shower everyday/every other day if I have to miss a day.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I just don't like people to rag on my friends. from there you don't know me so why should I care, unless you're someone I thought was a friend?)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. ((Thats right! i still love them! their like manga just the English way LOL! :3))
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (My mom and Band teacher are both Texans. No. Just no.)
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (unfortunately I don't have that talent :'( but I give props to the people who can! That. Is. SKILLZ!)
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (not really... I don't act that way as far as I know...)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (I was raised that way but I'm no where NEAR spoiled!)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak ((pisses me off to no end))
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and ignorant. (See the one above that I just answered.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (no...)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt worn by men, I'm not a true ginger and really it comes from Norse Vikings who pillaged and [you guessed it] raped woman who became pregnant with little red haired peoples)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.((FanFics count, and no. I just need a creative outlet and it's fun to let my imagination wild in story form! ))
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ((nope. I guess you could say I'm a jack of all trades. I don't really care :D))
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (no it's just interesting...it holds DNA after all... and DNA is the core of our beings. And It's not like sucking on a small cut on your finger or something means you're a freak...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (not really but they aren't mental...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (my cousin is and no.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (no...)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. ((Im not a judgy type of person and not really into it anyway... Yaoi can be kinda hot sometimes though...))
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (not true...)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (also not true...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.((What the hell is a mary-sue?!))
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I don't approve of abortion but hey, it's your choice not mine. and idk whether to call myself conservative or not...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (umm.. no. I'm Swedish. read my looks, I posted them up at the top.)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I can be but not for that reason)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I can be a loner but I usually like people if they're nice and I love reading.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (I have theories but still believe in my Christian upbringing.)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (not true. they're just being stupid at the present time...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I am a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (( Im really a vampire jk lol nahh I hate being labeled.))
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I can be an outcast sometimes and I curse...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Everyone can be, I just happen to like all of those as well lol)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (nope.)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I miss some in my own. read my fanfics for proof!. nobody's perfect.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. ( I can be both. who cares?)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (eh. I'm not weak but not like, STRONG and I have the IQ of a full grade ahead of me.)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (used to. still had a life.)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (nope. tried it. didn't like it, trying to help those friends cause it's not healthy and I hate that they're hurting themselves to try and feel better when there's different, healthier, SAFER ways. I'm tired of seeing my friends hurt themselves.)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I was never a wimp but I used to cry easy. now I just do it alone.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (I point out my own mistakes too. I just like things to be as good as they can be. there's no way to get anything close to perfect.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (hell no. I just like things to be in order.)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (it's because it's personal and my business. not other peoples...)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (NO! It's just pretty and warm!)
I love ANIME, so I MUST be an obsessed asian freak. (nope.)
I'm into HENTAI, so I MUST be a pedophile and a sadomasochists. (I have friends who are. I'm not. They're perfectly awesome. I don't give a buttkiss what you say.)
I love Japan more than My country, so I MUST be racist. (no, they just have better electronics and a prettier language as well as certain traditions that I happen to like.)
I own a DOG, so I MUST hate cats. (I love both equally...)
I'm a Cyber Punk, so I MUST be a freak.
I like taking Photos, so I MUST be a Pervert. (no...)
I like to collect things, so I MUST be Ancient. (no...)
I want/have Piercing', so I MUST be a gang banger. (no...)
I want/have Tattoo's, so I MUST be a Rapist and Drug Addict. (no...)
If I have a Brother then, I MUST be into INCEST. (hell no...gross...)
If I have a Sister then, I MUST be Doing Her. (hell no...gross...)
If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I personally have a lot.
Religion is like a penis.
It is fine to have one.
It’s fine to be proud of it.
But don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around
And don’t shove it down an unwilling throat.
This is a poem about a little girl who was abused. If you care at all, post this into your profile
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
my eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could've made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.
When mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it
girl meets a boy on a messenger
crazy1 86: hey baby!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?
crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on 'SMITHS SISTERS MURDER ANONYMOUS
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
Went to a party Mom...
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!' So I love you and goodbye.
Please post this on your profile.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
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15 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you rockerangel89 for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Shikamaru/Ibiki? no...that would be disturbing...then again it might be perfect for me cause I'm mentally screwed up! XD
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ino? Generally she's not my type but yeah she could be classified as hot. In a sort of self-absorbed kind of way...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Neji get Anko pregnant?! That, would be fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
ummmm just where Tsunade appears. She's never actually been the main character so far...
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sasuke and Shikamaru... that'd be kinda hot... but yaoi isn't really my thing so what the hell do I know?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Choji/Tsunade or Choji/Shizune? Choji/Shizune
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kakashi walked in on Sasuke and Neji going at it? He'd probably say something like "Oh so THIS is why you've shown interest in no girl before, Sasuke" and walked away reading his porn with evil thoughts to tell Jiraya while Neji and Sasuke yell at each other about why the other one didn't lock the door/window.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?
Naruto/Shizune... I'll try but I've always categorized them in a sibling relationship... Ok...umm... Naruto went with Shizune to guard her when she went to find a necessary plant root for a poison antidote when they run out of food because while they were searching their camp was ransacked. So they ate plants and roots and stuff but one of them they didn't know had an aphrodisiac effect because it looked exactly like a different one. Everything leading up to one WILD night in the woods!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Sakura/Anko...? no...anything involving Anko could NOT be fluff...and EEEEEEUUUUUWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kakashi/Neji? ummm f*ck... 'A Lonely Man's caged Bird'?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
INO DEFLOWER Sakura?! oh. my. god. Ino always secretly thought Sakura was sexy but wouldn't admit it. And then one day after a mission they were helping each other with some wounds and Sakura had to take off her shirt to show Ino one on her back... Need I say more? ;)
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Naruto het? Nope...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
sadly, no. Ibiki is BAD. F*CKING. A$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
Sasuke/Ino/Choji? Dear god I hope not.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Shizune: Focus! Control yourself and channel your chakra! Save this person before us! (Really Shizune's only been at the hospital or in Tsunade's office when I've seen her so...)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Anko? Ummmmm... Monster by Skillet
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sakura/Shikamaru/Neji. Warning: Involves 3-way sexual exploits and is just downright F*CKING STEAMY SH*T!!!!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Tsunade on Sasuke? ew... um... "Uchiha, are you ready for your doctors appointment?" Winking in a really really tight , skin showing nurses outfit.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Ibiki to describe a Sasuke/Anko relationship? "...Going after the young ones like your pedophilic ex-sensei, Anko?"
20) How emo is Seven?
Kakashi may not seem emo but really, he probably has more angst than Sasuke.
21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?
Ino: "Sasuke-kun belongs with me, Forehead! LAY OFF!" *deadly fangirl aura"
Sakura: "NO HE DOESN'T INO-PIG! BACK THE H*LL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*punches into the sun*
Sasuke: "Hn. Good punch."
Sakura: Arigato Sasuke-kun! *sweet smile*
22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?
Shikamaru...well...If they used chakra to make his hair longer and stuff a bra or something then it might actually work...
23) What would a One/Two baby look like?
Boy: Black hair and emerald eyes
Girl: Pink hair and black eyes (Or pink AND black hair)
Both with Sharingan.
24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?
BBQ!!!!!!!!!!! food in general but BBQ's the worst!!!!
25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?
EWWW siblings!!!! SasuIno is NOT ok! NO BUENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies! 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life 7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-
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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
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Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is hot and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
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If you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile
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If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile
If you ever wonder if Neji is a pervert, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a total hopeless and utter fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out andcame back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, aero13, Lady Icicle,
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
Sqeal, Squeezed eyes= >/.\
Different eyes= o/.\O
Happy, excited= /.\
Copy and paste this on your profile to help Itachi rule Akatsuki.
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Things to Ponder:
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
So, what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
Why the sun lightens our hair, But darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara, with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why you have to click on 'Start', to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Let me tell you something...
Just because I'm nice don't mean I have to be...
Just because I smile doesn't mean you're off my list...
Just because I may not be a bitch doesn't mean I can't show you one...
And just because love is a four letter word, doesn't keep me from kicking your ass... So back the hell up and leave me alone."
A Womans Vocabulary:
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
Soft Sigh- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".
Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".
Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".
The difference between Friends and BESTIES!!!:
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!
is it really that bad?
you cant accept the fact
that i get a little sad?
that i am a little mad?
so i favor black
and i dont like pink
you use those as reasons
to make my soul sink
so some of us cut
and some of us dont
we can smile
laugh love and live
we're just not like the rest
sure we cry
we want to die
but none of you understand
its not like we had planned
to live life like this
to spend our days
depressed and amiss
we're not bad people
we dont worship satan
we're not out to kill anyone
we just dont like the world
as much as everyone else
and we dont like ourselves
as much as we could
but we're ok with that
you can call us ugly
you can call us fat
but you cant change who we are
we are emo
whats so wrong with that
put this on your page
If you are or if you support Emos
The girl you just called fat She's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying His mother is dying.
Repost if you're against bullying. I bet
Here you go girls Replys to boys cheezy pick-up lines!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
13 THINGS PMS Stand for:
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Swing
Perpetual Munching Spree
People Make me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweats
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Poor Men Suck (A total lie. It means that they know how to have fun without money)
Pack My Stuff
And My Favorite One: Potential Murder Suspect
The "F" Word:
Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"
10 Good things about being a Girl:
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have provided it's applied properly and you don't get the fake tanduck lipscreepy eyebrows thing...
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket (not always true but still funny XD )
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
more than 95% of you won't...
Stupid Racist People:
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn either red or brown,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Sex is like Math:
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray to God you don't Multiply!!
Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
Remember, people: a good friend is the person who bails you out of jail after a wild night. A best friend is the person sitting next to you in the cell laughing, saying "Damn, that was fun!"
"I believe in dragons, fairies, good men, and other mythical creatures!"
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead"
"Your only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix, and the mates that hold you up."
"If God had wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees."
"About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican."
"If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.
"Trust my better judgment? -flails arms wildly- I don't even trust my better judgment! What does that tell you?!" - general zargon (FF user)
"It's so simple to be wise...Just think of something stupid to say, and then don't say it." - Sam Levenson.
"I've done the fight to Survive thing. I'm through with it. All I need is a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of whiskey, and a big ass gun." - Ebony Talon.
"I have exactly one nerve left...And you're getting on it."
"Look into the eyes of a wolf. See your soul reflected back. Make sure you like what you see."
"From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go."
"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, we have to at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands." - Douglas Adams.
"Call one wolf invite the pack."
"Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let the hawks go free."
"Creativity is like the government. It's never there when you need it and when you can't use it, it just won't go away..." - Maji.
"I don't break the rules...I bend them. Alot." - Sideswipe.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"Some days I think I lost it, some days I think I found it, and some days I just wish that Fate would hand me a freakin' MAP and quit laughing!" - Ysabet.
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception" - Groucho Marx
"Jesus is coming. Look busy."
"I'm not lazy. I just don't care. It's a motivation issue."
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."
"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
"Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!"
"Everytime I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate."
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it."
"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things."
You fight. I fight.
You hurt. I hurt.
You cry. I cry.
You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass."
"Sometimes I go into my own little world...but that's okay, they know me there." - J. Hodgson
"Man has no greater gift than to lay down his life for love." - Unknown
"A man can be judged as much by his enemies as by his friends." - Unknown
"If you have to choose between two people you're in love with, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first you wouldn't have fallen for the second." - Unknown
"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back they're yours forever, and if they don't they were never yours to begin with."
"No matter how certain it is, ask at what cost victory comes." - One of my plot bunnies (yeah, I didn't get it either...)
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. After that say whatever you want, they're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." - Timmy Turner, Fairly Oddparents
"Heroes get remembered, but legends never die." - The Sandlot
“Fee fi fo fum,
Ask not from whence the thunder comes.
For between heaven and earth is a perilous place,
Home to a fearsome giant race.
Who hunger to conquer the mortals below,
Waiting for the seeds of revenge to grow.”
From the preview of Jack the Giant-Slayer (because I liked it).
"Pride goes before a fall." - Unknown
"Before you set out on a mission of revenge, dig two graves: one for the person you set out to kill, and one for the person you used to be." - Unknown
"I have faith in fools. My subordinates call it delegation of duties." - Kyr Zemen, the League series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"Don't judge a book by its' cover, read the summary on the back instead." - Me
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" - Dancer Hauk, League series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"You're never too old to learn something stupid." - Chayden Aniwaya, League series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
"When all has been said and done, a lot more will have been said than actually done." - Unknown
"The play's the thing to catch the conscience of the king." - William Shakespeare
Deidara: /_\ )
Pein: - : -
Sasori : @_@
Copy and paste this to your page to help them take over the world!
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunai!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
uh...that's it! (Man I'm addicted)
You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when...
1. You make a leaf village forehead protector.
2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions.
3. Every time you put your glasses on, you whisper, 'Sharingan!'.
4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Naturally Sakura' look.
5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th Hokage'.
6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.
7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.
8. You name your dog Akamaru.
9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead.
10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.
11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at sea,
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me.
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course,
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'',
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights,
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother,
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others.
I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars,
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go…
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god, who has turned,
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one, who calls you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone.
You shall find what you seek and make it your own.
But fear for your life entombed within stone
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains.
One shall be lost in the land without rain.
The bane of Olympus shows the trail.
Campers and Hunters combined prevail.
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand.
The child of Athena's final stand--
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods
Shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep.
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days;
Olympus, to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the doors of death.
15 things to never do or say to a child of the big three:
1. Tell him he can’t bring back Hitler. Because he will.
2. Fight with him about the importance of Broadway show tunes.
3. Tell him Green day sucks ass.
4. Call him emo/Goth because he will try and kill you.
5. Ask him if he could raise your pet goldfish from the dead because you forgot to feed him last summer.
1. Wear one of those shirts that has the pine tree’s running and says, ‘run forest run!’
2. Decorate her tree with cheesy Christmas ornaments.
3. Tell her that she should date Nico and that they’d be ‘the perfect pear’ while holding up the fruit.
4. Let your dog take a whiz on her tree.
5. Tell her that lightning strikes don’t actually hurt and are just a case of over exaggeration.
1. Ask him if he’s ever considered dating a water naiad (he seriously hates those things).
2. prank call him and tell him its Athena and that she is going to come and cut his hands off in the middle of the night if he doesn’t stay away from Annabeth even if their just friends (that one also works on Annabeth but with Poseidon).
3. Tell him that the water is too salty and that maybe he should talk to his dad about lowering his cholesterol, and that honey nut cheerio’s may help.
4. Tell him that his nickname seaweed brain might be a reality.
5. Tell him that Nico gushes about his crush on him all the time, but is too afraid to tell him because of what he might think (Also works on Nico, but other way around.)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: My cabin or by the ocean or in the woods someplace.
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: Nico di Angelo, Luke Castellan, and possibly Percy if he didn't already have Annabeth.
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Nico di Angelo, Luke Castellan, Connor & Travis Stoll, or Annabeth Chase.
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: Kronos. Just cause he's an evil bitch we all know and hate.
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: Titans Curse
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character(s)?
My Answer: Nico di Angelo, Luke Castellan, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Thalia, Bianca di Angelo, Charlie & Travis Stoll.
7. Favorite God and Goddess?
My Answer: Hades or Poseidon, and either Athena or Artemis.
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: say "Hey what's up?" and smile...
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Nico or Thalia
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: Nico. He's a fuckin' sexy beast, he can shadow travel, and I would just downright love being stranded with him.
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: "...Um I'm sorry Lord Hermes but with all due respect but I'm not the person who's right for that."
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Silena and Charlie and/or Percy and Annabeth. I can never choose...
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: I'd be all quiet but internally exploding with excitement.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Go to the camp fire and chill with my cabin mates or hopefully Nico if he's there cause he's a sexy beast
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: "With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico Di Angelo, The Last Olympian
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: When he takes "a little off the top" of Crusty in The Lightening Thief... the book, not the movie. Movie it's during the Lotus Casino when they get high on the cookies XD
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: when he's being all badass and stuff and helping Percy out with bathing in the River of Styx
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: There's too many (-.-")
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: SoM; Polyphemus’s bride-to-be
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: The “dam” snack bar
Random Awesome Quotes
"You're drunk." Brian
"You're sexy." Stewie
"Listen, you have to stop this, alright? No more drinking! I'm sorry I even put it in your head." Brian
"I don't know-- I don't even know what your problem is. I've never felt better." (barfs) "Okay, now I've never felt better." Stewie -Family Guy
"Brian, do you know where Peter is?" Lois
"Yeah, he and the guys went to go rob your dad." Brian
"...I believe you." Lois -Family Guy
"If you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads!" Stain
"Already lost them!" Mad Hatter -Alice in Wonderland
"You're all mad." Stain
"Thank you very much." Hare -Alice in Wonderland
"You're supposed to be dead!" Pintel
"Am I not?" Jack -Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
"No! Not good! Stop! Not Good! What are you doing? You've burned the food, the shade. The rum." Jack
"Yes, the rum is gone" Elizabeth
"Why is the rum gone?" Jack
"One, because it's a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over 1,000 feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?" Elizabeth
"...But why is the rum gone?" Jack -Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (My personal favorite of all
"Is this a dream?" Jack
"No." Bootstrap Bill
"I thought not, if it were, there'd be rum." Jack -Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"You know you can't read." Pintel
"It's the bible, you get credit for trying." Ragetti -Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt." Jack
"Yes." Tia Dalma
"Is the... jar of dirt going to help?" Jack
"If you don't want it, give back." Tia Dalma (Hugs the jar of dirt)
"No." Jack -Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" Jack -Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"This is madness!" Elizabeth
"This is politics." Jack -Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"Nobody move! I dropped me brain." Jack -Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat! I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious!' No, I've never actually met Pizzaro, but I love his pies. And all this pales in comparison to the fact that my ship is, once again, gone. Savvy?" Jack -Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"You are getting sneakier the older you get!" Abby
"And better looking." Gibbs -NCIS
"A co-worker shows you a cartoon, or photo of a sexual nature..." Sexual Harassment Lady
"If you're lucky." Tony
"A co-worker's hand 'accidentally' brushes up against your body." Sexual Harassment Lady
"If you're really lucky." Ziva -NCIS
"You might be smart, but my geek carries a gun!!" Abby -NCIS
"Tony just put his hand in another man's pocket and it made him very happy." Ziva -NCIS
"Reporting for duty as ordered, sir!" (Salutes) Abby
"Wrong hand, Abbs." Gibbs
"Sorry, sir." Abby -NCIS
"Permission to speak freely, sir?" Abby
"You always speak freely, Abbs." Gibbs
"I know. I just always wanted to say that." Abby -NCIS
"Thank you, sir." Abby
"Don't call me sir." Gibbs
"Thank you, ma'am." Abby -NCIS
"Do all internet affairs end in attempted murder?" Tony
"Only the really hot ones." Abby -NCIS
"It takes him a while to... warm up to people, doesn't it?" Ziva
"You wanna know the secret to get on his good side?" Tony
"Yes." Ziva "Me too." Tony -NCIS
"I don't feel any different. Do I look different?" Donkey
"You still look like an ass to me." Puss -Shrek 2
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... COPY AND POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE--
Some of my favorite quotes:
Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid.
Because light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright before you hear them speak?
If you're talking behind my back, you're in the perfect position to kiss my ass.
Life isn't worth living if you don't make mistakes and learn from them.
Men say that women should come with instructions, But what's the point? Have you ever seen a man actually read 'em?
I saw a light at the end of the tunnel...and kept hoping it wasn't a train.
You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Never raise your hands to your children. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings oppurtunity. Oppurtunity makes your future.
One does not need good weather to have a good day; all he needs is a lovely outlook and a good mood.
You're not the type to lead by letting others borrow your strength; you lead by showing them your own.
To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all.
Copy and redo this yourself to see who you are more like
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3 ]
[Konan Score: 2 ]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 2 ]
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 7 ]
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[Sasori Score: 4]
[Deidara Score: 3]
[Kakuzu Score: 4]
[Hidan Score: 7 ]
[Zetsu Score: 6]
[Tobi Score: 2]
[Orochimaru Score: 3]
So... I'm tied with Hidan and Kisame... COOL!!!! :D
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (seems to happen more often when I'm with my friends)
'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...'
'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'
'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'
'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.'
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
If you think Gaara is HOT, copy this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
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