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Joined 05-24-12, id: 4019884, Profile Updated: 10-11-12
Author has written 8 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and World Ends With You.

Hey there, I'm the wits of the dragoon.

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I like to write comedies, fantasies, and fics about friendship. Why? Because friendship is nice. Duh. And who doesn't love a good laugh? A good laugh with elves and unicorns? Who are also friends? I sure as hell do.

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Ballads of Heroes by gokart48 reviews
We all know the stories of Chrom, Robin, and the Children. But what about those unspoken heroes? Those men and women whose personalities and selfless deeds saved the lives of many? Well, it is time that they too shall be forever immortalized. For they have tales all their own, and right here and now they will finally be shown.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 10/22/2013
Clack Drabble Dump by MelodiousBloodshed reviews
The Clack version of my other drabble dumps. Chapter one: the 50-prompt one-sentence challenge! Clack Clay Bailey and Jack Spicer! No like, no read, and certainly no flaming! M for safety and brief sensuality.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Clay, Jack
Buster is Afraid of Open Spaces by XMarisolX reviews
...And other reasons why the Bluths don't celebrate Earth Day. Written for the 2010 Yuletide Treasure Challenge held at ArchiveOfOurOwn. Excerpt: "I've got it," Gob announced as he arrived unceremoniously into the model home. "This is the answer to all my child-support prayers," Gob said. "So," Michael asked, "you've been praying about this issue?"
Arrested Development - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
For Tess' Contest by James Birdsong reviews
Shaoran wants to go to a party with Sakura.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Hobbits Across America by xirtadar reviews
[Slash] [SamFrodo] We're writing SamFrodo in all 50 states. Is it awful? You bet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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Call Me Phoenix reviews
After years of wondering how he felt about Miles, Phoenix makes a bet with Maya he's sure he won't lose.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
Coffee, Black reviews
"If we had sex," I begin, "who would be top and who would be bottom?" Joshua has his first serious conversation with Neku.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Neku S. - Complete
The Knight in Violet reviews
Princess Shiki has her eyes set on a wandering knight. She and the wizard Joshua compete for the purple-armored knight's affection.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Neku S.
Pink Sweets reviews
Marceline loves to make Bubblegum embarrassed, but she ran out of things to trigger her! Rated T for mildly inappropriate themes.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Love You Guys Too reviews
The whole crew is chilling in Joshua's pad, trading stories about Neku.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Neku S. - Complete
I Dream About You Too reviews
Sequel to "These Feelings Are Too Much." Marceline sends a letter to Bubblegum detailing the trip she made to the Candy Kingdom.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
These Feelings Are Too Much reviews
Bubblegum writes in her diary
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
A Time For Marriage reviews
Miles and Phoenix finally get married, and the whole crew is here to see them tie the knot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete