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Joined 05-24-12, id: 4020238, Profile Updated: 12-28-12
Author has written 8 stories for Mario.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Scroll down to the end of this paragraph,
But while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed scrolling.
Whatever age you are, that is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true.
EX. You are 25 years old it will take 25 minutes.

Go for it!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully, it CAN be very rewarding!
If you repost within the next 5 min. something major you've been wanting will happen!

Hi im Kyler!!!!!!

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this on your profile or I will visit you tonight.

Hotness Levels of the Princesses:

Peach- 8

Daisy- 10

Pauline- 10

Rosalina- 9

Captain Syrup- 9.5

Birdo- 1

Azalea- 7

Plum- 7

Toadette- 5

LOL hehehehehehehe I luv Daisy...

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Scary Mario reviews
A parody of a parody? Blasphemy! Join the Mario crew [and Link] on a romp to run away from a psycho killer! Rating WILL CHANGE! Parody of Scary Movie! Review please!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Daisy
The Question Show!
REUPLOADED! Please Pm me for your questions!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 684 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Peach, Daisy
Where Daisy Got Her Tomboy Gene From reviews
Daisy wasn't always a tomboy... until she went on some errands with her mom... CONTAINS UP TO SIZE 96 LETTERS!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Daisy
Oh, Daisy! reviews
The Life and Death of Princess Daisy Sarasa, Princess of Chai, Heir to the Throne of King Christopher the Fifth and Dandelion Toadstool Sarasa, the cousin of Princess Peach Toadstool, and wife of Luigi , hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. Rating May Change! Now with a new LOL chapter!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Daisy, Luigi
Call me Daisy! reviews
A parody of call me maybe, with the disgusting DaisyxWaluigi pairing, but doesn't work out... YAYZ!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Daisy, Waluigi - Complete
Why? 3 reviews
The why story of my favorite kong, DK Jr. This is probably the saddest one I made.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012
Why? 2 reviews
Stanley the Bugman from DK 3 also asks why. He is a character from the arcade game Donkey Kong 3 c 1983 Nintendo Arcade Machine
Mario - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2012
Why? reviews
A one shots about an obscure character. My first story!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete