When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.

The life of Harry Potter is never easy. Even with a creature inheritance and instincts to guide him, nothing he does is ever easy. Trusting in Dumbledore took him down a different path to finding his mates...it led him into the arms of the handsome, highly respected Myron Maddison. How much will Harry's life change now with Myron as his dominant mate? Slash. Mpreg.

Severus Snape lies dying in the Shrieking Shack when he sees a vision of his mother.

*COMPLETE * AU Fic. OOC and NON CANON couples and situations. Bella is a criminal profiler who has made it her lifes work to rectify a wrong. She is drawn to death in a way she cannot even explain to her self. And then she meets two men who offer her a gift that she cannot refuse. Their dark world will beguile and repel her. Who will she become in the end? Ploy B/J/E.

There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.

Slash! This story replaces the Half-Blood Prince: What happens if Voldemort disguises himself as a transfer student to gain access to Hogwarts in order to kill Harry Potter? Well, I'll give you a hint: It leads to consequences that not even Dumbledore foresaw! This story has a very original plot that has not ever been seen before. Yes, really. (Light!Harry) (Sub!Voldie) (Mpreg).

Set after Civil War Spoilers from there on. Slight change to timeline, takes place during Deathly Hallows. Does not follow canon. Hermione is Peggy's great granddaughter. How does this change the stories of our favourite heroes? Hr/BB

COMPLETE. Hermione's 8th year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [EWE] Prevalent alchemy.

Three years into their five year mission, Female Jim's biological clock starts ticking. As she is currently unattached and Spock is in a relationship with Uhura, she at first turns to Bones for help in making the ticking stop. But when he declines, what if Spock decides to step in instead?

Steve Rogers woke up and ran directly into a stranger named Hermione who offered him compassion and comfort before leaving him with an offer to summon her help. Two years passed before he accidentally calls her after recovering his best friend, Bucky, the Winter Soldier. She's a Mind-Healer and may be just what they all needed. Bucky/Hermione/Steve (V relationship).

Life after war is not a track Harry wanted to travel; however his journey continues as he is persuaded to return for the final year of his education. With life spinning out of control and a freak accident pushing him right into the arms of the only man that can help, Harry's life takes on a new twist surrounded by new housemates, friends and more. [Self Harm, PTSD, Slash]

Dumbledore smiled benevolently. "It is my great pleasure to inform you that Hogwarts will play host to the legendary wizarding tournament and to three schools: the proud sons of Durmstrang, the lovely ladies of Beauxbatons, and the charming students of the elite and prestigious Ouran Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

John's a wolf-shifter who has just recently returned to London, Sherlock is the gifted human who just happens to need a flatmate, what happens when the two of them come in contact with each other. Shapeshifter AU, johnlock, rating for language, violence, and eventual smut/slash. Still in progress, should be complete somewhere around 140 chapters

((This is the sequel to the story Hidden Treasure.)) Bilbo must make one more journey before he settles into his role of Crown Prince of Erebor. One more journey he may not survive. Thorin is not pleased. ((I do not own LORTs or any of its characters.))

A time travel story. When Fifth Year Severus Snape tries to create a forward time traveling elixir to prove his worthiness to join Lord Voldemort, he is disappointed to find that his creation is worthless. Or is it?

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

"You'll sort everything. Gods, Hermione, you fought five Death Eaters to a standstill *and* defended and saved Snape."/ "Professor Snape."/ Harry rolled his eyes. "Yes. That." He waved his hand at the bed. "So this? Piece of cake." /Marriage Law /ss/hg HEA...always *grin*

The Potter and Snape family had been neighbours since before the children were born. This summer, Harry has come home from his first year away at University and develops an interesting relationship with Severus in the process. Story is loosely based off its song inspiration, Stacy's Mom, by Fountains of Wayne. [Non-Magic, AU, Serious Smut, M rating for a good reason]

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

Everyone knew Severus' future. Everyone knew he'd become a death eater, maybe get his mastery in potions and eventually die at his master's hand. But what if they didn't know Severus as well as they thought they did? Rather than conform to the role people expected him to play, Severus takes action. During 6th year he leaves Hogwarts, leaving everyone to seek happiness. SSMarauders

Things get a little crazy at Draco Malfoy's house at 2:00am. The kids should be fast asleep, but they're not...and the neighbors aren't very happy about it. Then in walks Officer Potter. Warnings inside. Previously a one-shot, but I've been convinced to change that. I didn't, however, change the summary or title...sorry. Title suggestions are quite welcome!

An emergency usage of magic from the future brings a shocking truth to the First Wizarding War. Three displaced soldiers wind up in 1981 and only have a few months to end Voldemort, Death Eaters, and a pack of vicious werewolves before The Prophecy is set in motion. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

On the way to the Undying Lands, Billa Baggins is eaten by a time-traveling sea monster. She wakes up 33 years old with a chance to change everything. Unfortunately, Thorin has a tendency to run around shirtless and Dis thinks she has improper designs on Fili and Kili, but if she can convince the Shire that Dwalin is a dance teacher, things might be okay. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin. UPDATED

Gajeel and Lily find an abandoned infant in the woods on their way back from a mission.

As children, Jim and Spock promised they would get married when they grew up. Jim thought it was just a silly joke between kids. When they meet again upon the Enterprise, Spock still expects Jim to fulfill that promise. K/S. Slash. COMPLETE.

Hermione has never been lucky in love, and when Wizarding Britain decides to follow the muggle's example and create a magical online dating service, Harry Convinces her to give it a try. What could go wrong, right?

When Hermione is killed during the Battle of Hogwarts she is given the option to live as long as she helps others 'fight the darkness'. She doesn't know that agreeing means she'll be taken to a galaxy far, far away, and when she gets there she needs to adapt to her surroundings and to Kylo Ren while also finding a way to fulfill her mission.

(An Ottermione/Crackfic story!) Voldemort botched his attempt at immortality when he tried to make his first Horcrux and attempted to murder someone and ended up defeating himself. Idiot. Now, no one likes a Slytherin, and the world just seems… mad. (AU) (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS] [AU] The world hasn't been right since Albus Dumbledore somehow survived the cursed ring Horcrux. Now Dumbledore has forced Severus between a rock and a hard place. Can he kill the only woman who has ever truly loved him, or will he refuse and die himself? (COMPLETE)

Tony Stark and Loki have known each other long before the attack on New York. Tony is shocked to find that Loki doesn't remember him at all, that is until he's slammed to the ground by The Hulk. When Tony sneaks a peek at the beginning of interrogations he discovers that the Loki that attacked has woken up from some kind of mind control, please review! please! :)

An accident revealed the feelings of him and her. It resulted in a life full of love. a One-shot for my favorite ship.

Draco's summer after 5th year was off to a terrible start. Father was in Azkaban. Mother was barely holding it together. The Dark Lord and his Death Eaters were living in his house. Fenrir Greyback and his werewolf pack were living in his dungeons. The Dark Lord had given Draco a seemingly impossible task, and now he had to accept punishment on his father's behalf. Complete.

Little Draco got his hands on Floo powder and tries to follow his Dad to work at the Ministry, but he says it wrong! Where does the nine year old end up and who is this drop dead gorgeous potion master named Harry Minitree? … is Snape blushing? – Yaoi Boy x Boy

[HG/Loki] AU: There's far more to Hermione Granger than anyone ever expected. Most of all, herself. EWE, NC, M for Safety [COMPLETE]

After Sherlock's drug habits throw Mycroft Holmes and Molly Hooper together as a team, they decide that they may even sort of like each other. Progressively smutty.

In their third and final year of high school, Yuki and Kyo learn the hard way where their zodiac spirits end and they begin. YukixKyo.

Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.

Do not rule out the power of love, for there is great love in your life. A maiden as beautiful as a lotus bloom, a maiden as fragrant as an exotic perfume is in your future. Your love is a flower, waiting to be embraced at right time.

Harry is afflicted with an unusual and dangerous curse. Voldemort's final gift. How can Love save him this time when Love is what's killing him? M/M Snarry. Graphic lemons in later chapters. Contains Mpreg.

Magical power imbuing lacrimas are rare, always in high demand in spite of the Magic Councils efforts to keep them controlled. Despite their protests though, it is rumored the council makes their own, some using illegal and dark magics, that the council killed rare creatures to create more. When asked they reply with quick negatives and denials...and threats.

Selfless love is harder than Hermione imagined, particularly when it comes to her childhood friend Sherlock. Sherlock was always searched for her even if he didn't remember who she was. His search has lead him to the one thing he swore he would never have...a real job

After the war, Harry decided to leave Britain to start a bird of prey sanctuary in California. He didn't go alone, Fawkes and Buckbeak left with him. Very soon the park became so famous that Harry became a well known name in the Zoological world. Could this Science Fair he was invited to participate in in New York possibly change his rather lonely existence?

Harry's troubled life is further complicated when his sex is changed due to a shoddy potion and a rebounding blood seal, she is the only one not surprised at this turn of events, blasted Potter luck. Now known as Lilly follow her as she embraces her new found freedom and powers as she and her friends toy with the world, for she solemnly swears she is up to no good. A rewrite.

It's the first weekend of spring. Over too many drinks, Cana asks the women if they're willing to let fate step in and chose a man for them. With an eclipse, solar flares and Venus in the closest orbit it has ever been in, something goes wrong with Canas deck and the cards meant for each woman. Fairy Tail will never be the same and romance just got a push. Crack pairings.

It's Haruhi, Kaoru, and Hikaru's final year at Ouran. Dynamics are changing and evolving... What wil happen to the Host Club Members? Note- Has multiple partner pairings, alternative lifestyles, and LOTS of lemony kink and yaoi in later chapters. All main Hosts are paired and re-paired. Part 3 of my Reverse Harem series.

Miss Hermione Granger embarks on a new chapter in her life, traveling across the Atlantic to meet her fiance. But then everything goes haywire with the arrival of one very dark, ruthless individual. " 'You're a pirate,' she breathed, excitement mingling equally with trepidation." / Regency-ish era AU, non-Hogwarts, piratical SS/HG romance.

London, 1895. All newly-minted heiress Molly Hooper wants to find is a reasonably agreeable husband and a patron to keep her father's clinic. Thanks to a rather public faux pas what she ends up with is an engagement to Sherlock Holmes, a man The Times has dubbed "The Rudest Man in London." But what happens if this marriage of convenience becomes inconveniently emotional? FINISHED!

Doctor John Watson runs a rather unique practice, its entire purpose is to help those who are deaf or mute, either by birth, illness or trauma. Sherlock is brought to his practice by his concerned older brother after he spends months refusing to speak. Things do not go as planned or expected for any of them.

Because we all deserve short sweet treats. Enjoy 221 unrelated Sherlolly one-shots, ratings varying from K to M, often with a side of Warstan.

When Harry agrees to be sold on a bachelor auction, he doesn't expect Malfoy to buy him. When Severus finally gets his new DADA professor, he doesn't expect a series of charity events to come along as well. And neither of them expects their new friendship with a certain Italian gentleman to cause such a havoc in their lives. Yet it does.

After the Marriage Law is implemented, a compatibility spell deems Hermione Granger and Severus Snape a perfect match. How will they react? Will the secrets from their pasts push them apart or bring them together?...*Post Hogwarts, Not Epilogue Compliant, Snape Lives*

Shining Saotome has a good reason for his rule against romance at the Saotome Master School. However, he knows that some lessons are better learned by example. So, will Haruka and Masato learn or, prodigies that they are, persevere? Primarily Haruka/Masato; other pairings will appear. Rating may changed based on chapter contents.

WIP [MODERN AU] Gimli, a Dwarf of Erebor, just wants to write a fic of mind-blowing proportions. That's all. Maybe gain a few more tumblr followers. Then along comes this beta who's surprisingly good at what they do. And Gimli grows a bit attached to them, reluctant as he is to admit it - but, by Mahal's beard, that amount of snark shouldn't be legal even on the internet!

Queen Miwa and Ambassador Rintaro have worked together for years and when civil war threatens Rintaro's country, Miwa advises him to send Ema to her kingdom, promising to keep her safe. What Rintaro doesn't know is that Queen Miwa is eyeing Ema as a wife for one of her 13 sons and the threat of war provides the perfect opportunity to keep Ema in Koukidan. AU

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.

AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned

Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.

AU: Hiroki never expected to get fired from his job and asking his father to help clear his name. Before he moved to the countryside, Akihiko suggested to become an author for extra income. Aikawa loved his work, which solidified his new status. Hiroki uses the scenery of his new home to inspire his novels. One autumn night, a new visitor enters his life, changing it for the best.

Hermione stopped herself from sighing. "Of course they wouldn't pass something as asinine as a Marriage Law." SS/HG HEA...Always :)

Just what might slip through when there's been a major crack in the Ice Man's surface ... what - or who?

Prompt: Ignoring the events of the movie, Jafar takes Aladdin in off the street, first as a servant then eventually as his boy toy. Aladdin attracts the attention of the Sultan's Vizier, Jafar, who is looking for a new errand boy. And as we know, once Jafar sets his sights on something he's not about to let it go.

A bit of retelling of Junjou Romantica from Usami Akihiko's point of view. Elements of Akihiko's dark past will be revealed! Why is he so reserved at times? Why does he eventually want to push Misaki away? A bit of OOC-ness. Title: My Demons – Starset. Cover by Xyrlynn on Wattpad! **COMPLETE** "Junjou Romantica: Best Drama Story (2017), 2nd place"

[RL/HG] Rodolphus was tortured and transformed at a very early age for something the Lestranges could not abide: having feelings for a mere Muggle. They subjugated him, bound him in wedlock to a madwoman that he despised, murdered his Muggle love, and turned him into a Muggle-hating proper Lestrange. It did not end the way they had hoped. AU/EWE

After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts. *UPDATED WITH ALTERNATE ENDING*

Mycroft Holmes and Molly Hooper have gone from being strangers to becoming allies in the care of Sherlock Holmes and then to acknowledging a friendship of sorts between them. Now, more unexpectedly, they're taking steps toward a personal, intimate relationship. Will Mycroft learn to believe in and ultimately embrace the advantages of caring?

What if Molly were more intelligent than Sherlock had realised? A sexy tale prompted by lilsherlockian1975. Rated M for language and smut.

Kyoya and Haruhi are dating. She thought it was despite what his father would think but what happens if she finds out it was his fathers idea all along? And will she accept the comfort and protection of the most silent former host? (Rated M for language and sexual interactions, nothing too graphic) haruhixmori

Yuki never expected it to happen. He didn't want to believe that the person who vowed to protect him and stay by his side, would end up being the very person to betray him in the end. Being held captive under Reiga/Kanata, Yuki is trapped and has to face the reality that two of the most important people in his life are now his enemies. [There will be some Luze x Kanata moments]

Sherlolly Victorian AU. It's time to examine some bodies, and Sherlock is a bit caught off guard when he meets Saint Bart's new specialist. My take on how Sherlock first encounters and gets to know Dr. Molly Hooper.

Tobias took things too far and killed his wife when Severus was five. This single event created a ripple effect, resulting in a world where Severus never attended Hogwarts, was never bullied by the Marauders, and above all where Severus was loved. Happily married and expecting once again, Severus reflects on the events that allowed him to live his dream life. SSMulti, JPSS, Mpreg.

Professor Potter makes a bet with Professor Bulstrode...what happens when he loses? A smutty romp that shows that we are more than we appear. My entry into Interhouse Fest 2015 Challenge on LiveJournal

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.

Hermione doesn't feel beautiful, it is up to Severus Snape to show her otherwise. A short story of comfort and sex. My entry into the ninth round of the 2015 Hermione Smut Fest on Live Journal

Beauxbatons is hosting the first ever Quidditch Summer School for children from all over Europe, and Harry has promised to enroll Teddy as his birthday present. Meanwhile, Draco is stuck in his office, putting together the first ever Quidditch Summer School for children from all over Europe, when he should be enjoying summer holidays. H/D Slash **COMPLETE**

Pansy Parkinson's mad for her one-time rival, Harry Potter, but he doesn't seem to want to take their secret relationship public. She's giving him one more shot—the annual M.L.E. summer picnic. Potter had better show this time, or so help him, she'll skin his mangy hide! Angst/Comedy/Romance. Feat. Draco/Hermione & Blaise/Ginny too. HP-Drizzle Fest 2015 entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!

[HG/SS]: Neville cultures a rare plant sacred to the centaur in the hopes of curing his parents so his children can get to know their grandparents. He brings it to Hermione to analyze in the hopes he can use it to heal their condition. Things do not go as planned.

This will be a series of one shots. Each chapter will feature a glimpse into the family life of Haruhi and each one of our favorite guys from Ouran. Rated M for lemons (don't worry nothing too graphic).

Various K to M one-shots that I'm too lazy to make longer. "Confessions" stories are also in here now. Used to be called "Forever and Ever With You".

Lily Luna Potter was seven years old the first time she noticed the rusted metal columns of the playground stretched against the stark, grey London skyline... the first time she noticed Tom. Lily Luna Potter & Tom Riddle. 2015 HP-Darkarts Horror Fest entry. Creepy Horror/Drama/Children meeting in a phantom playground, horcruxes, spells, murder. COMPLETE!

The ailing headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has disappeared right before the Christmas holiday, but the staff doesn't care—because they have been turned into children! Will the teachers return to normal before classes resume? Will Professor Snape be mad, realizing he had Hermione Granger for a nanny?

He didn't expect it. She didn't expect it. Nobody expected it. But like they say, still waters run deep; prim and proper doesn't mean passionless. # LJcommunity hprare-cliche Percy/Hermione bed-sharing # Warnings for light bloodplay, domination, smut/lemons. Added a new chapter with Reactions when others find out

Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.

'The Serpent', a famous thief, has been a pain in the back for Head Auror Harry Potter for almost two years. Determined to see him behind bars, he asks his best Auror, Hermione Granger, to take him down. Problem is, the charismatic thief, proves to be Miss Granger's match. In more ways than one…

In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.

"Molly, I am desperate for you." Not spoken in the way Molly had always imagined. Sherlock needs a fake girlfriend but when Molly gets involved, she's drawn into a dangerous game. Someone's trying to kill her, a rival wants what's "hers", Mary finds herself threatened, etc. Can Molly do anything to help or is she just a spectator in this theater? Sherlolly Mystery. Post HLV.

Set immediately after Bella's wedding, Jacob struggles to cope with her choice and Sam's decision to assign a very broken Leah to patrol with him. Can two wounded wolves help each other to heal? A tale of love, lust, friendship and sacrifice. COMPLETE

Draco's mouth popped open. He'd seen hair like that before in his other life, all curling golden-brown madness, rippling and crackling with an intensity that matched the gold fire in its owner's eyes. Her eyes. Her…Mione. Draco stumbled forward on disbelieving feet. "Granger?"

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

COMPLETE After saving his life, Hermione gives Snape safety in her childhood home. Their bond grows as he hides from the remaining death eaters. When she finally catches a glimpse of a little book where he is always scribbling she digs out her time turner to help him right his list of the wrongs he most regrets. They set out to change the past and create a new future...together.

"Why aren't you afraid?" Sherlock asks Molly. Molly doesn't know what to think about Sherlock's strange behavior. Is it Moriarty she should fear, someone else entirely, or is the person she should most be concerned about doing her irreparable harm Sherlock Holmes himself? Sherlolly Mystery. Set post HLV.

A tiny story about a tiny human and love at first sight. Belongs into the 'A Helping Hand' universe. One-shot, hence complete.

Sometimes, a curse BECOMES a blessing, turning Severus Snape's life upside-down in the process. COMPLETE.

Two years post-war, the world is settling again into a regular rhythm. The Boy Who Lived has a lover and a new business, and his two best friends are embarking on careers of their own. Working as an administrative assistant and teacher-in-training at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger becomes suspicious of the unusual behaviour of her boss, the Deputy Headmaster. Where does Severus Snape g

This is a follow up based on the established Sherlolly from my story Winds of Change. Please read that first, before diving into this one! This will be one or two shot glimpses into their life. No specific plot or time line. I'll be writing these almost entirely based on prompts I've gotten. And please review, you know I love hearing your feedback! ;)

What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)

The Ministry has passed a marriage law to help boost the dwindling magical population but Hermione is not interested, not in any of the available wizards. Then Luna dares her to follow some of the Old Ways and Hermione is most pleasantly surprised because she doesn't have to settle for anything less than her Fates match. AU COMPLETE Added 2 outtakes

Harry Potter makes a conscious decision to select a wife of his own choice. He was not going to propose to who everyone expected him to. He was not going to let someone 'older and wiser' push him. He was going to stop and think, use both his mind and his gut feelings. #LJcommunity hprare-cliche Harry/Millicent bonding, matchmaking politics COMPLETE

In the time following her trip through the Labyrinth there was a lot of things different about Sarah, this is how she learns to use her new talents and grows into herself before deciding to face the Goblin King again.

Regency AU- Sherlock Holmes prefers London to the country, so he isn't happy about spending a summer with his family at their country estate. He hopes that some beekeeping will keep him entertained. But he also meets Miss Molly Hooper, daughter of the town's doctor. Maybe the summer will end up being more eventful than he thinks. (cover art by the talented melamungous on Tumblr)

[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]

[AU]. The Golden Trio decide to take one last crack at their education after the war and return to Hogwarts to repeat their final year at school. It seems not all has remained the same as new friendships and relationships take effect with Gryffindor and Slytherin coming closer together more so than ever before when the students are all resorted and Harry is placed in the snake pit.

A Potions Master's attempt to steal Snape's intelligence from the man's portrait backfires, and Snape ends up in control of the man's body. And if that's not bad enough, he's stuck living and working with Lily L. Potter too. Let the fireworks begin.

What do you do when your life doesn't turn out exactly how you planned? Hermione is about to find out. It's her birthday and she just woke up with blonde hair. What is going on? Warning: Not a Dramione.

Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.

"When Scorpius found the spell, he was thirteen. Looking back on it later, he sometimes thought that maybe the spell had found him instead. Like mistakes will find the person to make them, or like a sin eventually finds the sinner who can commit it..." Slash, Next Generation, SM/JSP. Complete!

After S3. Lestrade wants to celebrate Sherlock's quick return from exile by taking him & others to a pub. Sherlock is less than thrilled. Things get interesting when Lestrade convinces Anderson to relate his original theory about how the detective faked his death years before. And what happens at the pub, doesn't really stay at the pub! (Cover art by the lovely Missfantasyland)

Gigi Holmes is quiet and sensitive. Lydia Hooper is not. Lydia is incredibly intelligent – Gigi – well, she's working on it. Gigi worries. Lydia does not. Together, they make almost as good a pair as their parents. This is the tale of 2 estranged sisters who meet at summer camp, and form a plan to reunite their parents. Fun S3 AU Parent Trap. More info inside.

Remus never believed in fate or destiny or any other divine plan. Then he met Sirius, who absolutely believed in fate and destiny and divine plans. Now, Remus will find his belief system in doubt where Sirius is concerned. Perhaps there are such things as fate and destiny and maybe even soul mates. Oneshot Birthday fic written for arashi wolf princess as requested by vampygurl402

Sometimes sending a letter can cause history to re-write itself.

Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story. NOTE: This was written for the hd smoochfest and is a remix/reinterpretation of How I Met Your Mother in the HP World. Please do skim through the notes before reading further. Thank you!

John becomes an Eric and Sherlock sandwich when Sherlock and John try to heal their deadly friends broken bonding abilities.

When you're married, you think you know everything there is to know about your partner. But do you ever really know someone? (Ron/Draco)

Molly is ill and Sherlock needs a babysitter. Who better than the British Government? A fluffly little prompt fill for mariteri, set in my Baby Watson universe and featuring twins Edmund and Scarlett Hooper-Holmes.

Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14

Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.

As the president of Seidr High's newly established science club, Jane Foster sees herself as a powerful authority figure, but if the constant, and only slightly unwanted, attentions of school enigma Loki Odinson wasn't enough to undermine her, she has an enormous secret to keep from her peers: she's a part time maid! Kaichou wa Maid-sama! fusion.

Harry's latest assignment is a toughie. He's been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Chef Malfoy is not going to make this easy. WARNINGS for mature content and slash, not fit for minors.

AU – Modern, Human, F!Bilbo. Bilba Baggins, model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized? But Thorin doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked body forever plastered across half of London. That's... a very refreshing change.

The Lupins fear Greyback's revenge will not stop with Remus, but might spread to his little sister Hermione. They make an unorthodox decision to protect their daughter without telling their son. Remus has been looking for his sister ever since. Time travel, AU, EWE, NON-CANON SHIPS (underline this bit 8,000 times), etc. Please see warnings.

Hermione gets an unexpected present for her 30th birthday. Draco Malfoy, Wizarding Europe's most celebrated artist, is hired to paint her portrait. EWE, set more than a decade after the war and is obviously AU.

Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Round 9 with this prompt: What if one of the Next Generation was born with a mental or physical disability? How Albus' Autism shaped his life and choices at Hogwarts and beyond. Albus Severus/Scorpius. Warning: Neural Diversity.

It's mating season in La Push. Image is a banner made by dontcallmeleelee. Also on my Twitter.

A decree is passed, two very suspecting people are put in a position, that may lead to a number of positions, that might not be that bad...

When the God of Sex decides he wants to retire, Severus Snape is probably not the best choice - but he's the only one.

Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!

Draco Malfoy is surprisingly happy in a comfortable relationship with Harry Potter. Unfortunately, Harry wasn't brought up doing things the wizarding way, and if Draco wants to make this work, he's going to have to learn to integrate the magical with the muggle. Really, how bad can it be?

What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53

Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE

"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.

Draco and Harry are accepted into auror training at one of the best Academies in England. Draco finds Harry weird and confusing while Harry has a huge crush on the blonde. Will they make it out as friends, or maybe something more? Chaptered. COMPLETE!

When Hermione's life is thrown upside down, can a certain ex-Hogwarts professor hold the key to her future happiness? WARNING: This will contain fluffyness, I don't do angst. OOC Snape. Rated M just in case.

Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.

Millicent Bulstrode has been alone for far too long, but Draco Malfoy has plans to change this. Winner of The Maple Bookshelf's 'Rare Pair/Happy Birthday, Tyche' January Challenge. Post DH, EWE, humourous one shot with just a hint of lemony goodness.

Summary: A child unexpectedly comes into Hermione's life through unusual circumstances. When the secret of the child's paternity is revealed, it will change all of their lives forever. Written for the 2012 Lucius Big Bang on the LJ. (FYI: I post on LJ as madeleone) AN: Rating for bits of violence and strong language.

Ginny's determination to keep Ron and Hermione together has unexpected results. Time Travel, Unusual Pairing or should we say 'grouping' suggested by Terrence Rogue. Fabian/Hermione/Gideon

What if history had went differently, and Albus and Gellert never parted ways? A chronicle of how it could have happened if they had not done so. AD/GG, AD/ED, Grindeldore, Alphias.

She was his butterfly, his unexpected present from the future, and he wasn't going to let her go. Ever… Abraxas Malfoy/Hermione Granger Romance. AU. Time-Turner fic. EWE

As the title suggests. Yokozawa reminisces about his week with Kirishima Zen and the far too cute Kirishima Hiyori. Come on a journey of comedy, drama and sweetness that occured... PURELY AU - DO NOT TAKE IS SERIOUSLY - NOT LIKE THE NOVELS!

Harry's biggest influence growing up in the muggle world was Freddie Mercury.W-What? He wanted to be a rock star when he grew up. He'd never planned on being a wizard... NOW UPDATED AND REVISED!

Sometimes we lose things...but life goes on, and happiness can always be reborn. Will Severus and Hermione be able to survive a devastating blow in their life? SS/HG. Mature themes. Rated M to be safe. :

After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such trials and tribulations as he pursues his mate?

New full title: The Three Most Important Dances in Timothy McGee's Life. I think that's pretty self explanatory. A three-part gift for my beta.

"I'm a boy, Pansy. Like in my head and everything. A boy. Like Greg or Draco." Mill thinks this over for a few seconds. "Okay maybe not a boy like Draco. I'm...sturdier."

After Voldemort is gone, Harry struggles to find himself in a world with too many expectations. He just wants to be happy, is that too much to ask? Slow moving HP/SS. More warnings inside. Rated M for a reason. Complete!

Millicent Bulstrode is a big girl with big desires. Accidentally stumbling upon a frustrated Draco Malfoy, Millie takes matters into her own hands, teaching Draco - and realizing for herself - a little something in the process. DM/PP, DM/MB

Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

After seeing how well Usui takes care of her daughter, Ayuzawa's mom decides to send her live with him while renovations are undertaken at their house! Rated M 'cause there's an 'M' in leMon lol

Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?

Kanou saves Yukimura and ends up getting a little...off on it. Finally, his resistance snaps and he's attacking that poor little defenseless vice president- and Yukimura kinda...REALLY likes it. Some pointless 'one-shot' with no real plot; KanouxYukimura

Every year Ginny reminds James to give Neville their love, especially since his divorce. But what would happen if seventeen year old James took her words seriously and through unsigned love letters tried to win his Herbology teacher's heart?

The first three times, Weasley comes to him for one thing only. Or at least that's what he tells Severus.

Having lost everything and being treated like a house elf seems to be the worst thing that can happen. That is until a very bored Dark Lord decides to play some games with you. AU/Post DH

COMPLETE AU Dark!Powerful!Harry. OOC Alert! At the end of 6th year, Harry comes into a creature inheritance. The wizarding world heads into war as he begins 7th year & nobody expects him to be Dark. Along with a powerful and surprising family, he brings around a new era to the wizarding population. SLASH LuciusxHarry CHAR. DEATHS Dumbledore!Weasley!Hermione!bashing (mild)

Six important days in Severus' life that changed everything.

When Uhura overhears Kirk talking about the "Old Spock's" past she seeks out Spock to make sure he realizes that their future together is going to be very different from the one they would have had.

Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.

Harry grows up where no one expected him to. Follow his journey, one that will lead him to make many enemies, but many friends as well. Warning!Underage HPSS, other pairings.

People can change. It’s just a matter of how deep below the surface you’re willing to look. A story of lies, second chances and, of course, family. Take a look into the turmoil and courtship of a very unconventional couple. FW x MB