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Author has written 9 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Winnie-the-Pooh, Over the Hedge, Doctor Who, Eddsworld, and Captain EO.

What to know about me:

Name: Not telling, but call me Panda.

Age: Somewhere aged between 10 and 60.

Location: Somewhere in a little country/continent/island named Australia. Occasionally NZ too.

About me: Greysexual Abstinent Hetero-romantic.

Favourite Artists: It's literally pretty much all over the place.

I am the founder of the Eddtober Prompt List of 2017, originally posted on my tumblr. It is a series of Eddsworld-related prompts for the month of October that are also fanfic-friendly. The prompt list can be found here. And yes, I am aware that there is another Eddtober that was started on instagram, but that was purely out of coincidence since I don't have an account on there.

Former Author of Suemageddon and a bunch of PoM-related fics. Those stories are discontinued. Feel free to take it up from me if you want - just PM me for permission.

A semi-original story of mine that's based in the Eddsworld universe, The Mystery of Eagle's Cross, is on hiatus as I rewrite the story. I'd still like feedback from the old one though, so I know what to fix and make better! It can be found on here and my DeviantArt, which the name for it is down below.

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Tumblr: lemjpanda13
Twitter: MaddPanda13


Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Boomerangs can cast spells.

It's possible to gamble moonlight.

Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

Rainbows have power.

Fruit bats can be deadly.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an über-powerful god living inside you.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

Even plants can wage war.

It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

If anything has been stolen immediately blame Hermes or the Stolls

You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

Even the Roman god of wine wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

With great power, comes a great need to take a nap.

The thousand-year-old girl does not know what it means to look for the dam snack bar

DON'T piss off a nymph or there will be worms and dirt in your bed

Three kids can "drown" in a REALLY big bathtub.

Don't blow your nose while someone's being chased by evil skeletons.

Fafaels are good. Don't even question it.


Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myers hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(Really? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to using it in space.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (But it doesn't contain peas?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines bag of peanuts: Instructions: Open bag, eat nuts. (gee, somebody must've been paid big bucks to do this one...)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Oh yeah, that's right, go ahead and ruin a childhood dream.)

On a cartilage for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
(What? Shouldn't this tone my taste in colour?)

On a carpenter's electric drill:
This product isn't intended for use as a dental drill.
(But I have a big mouth...)


Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

(WOW HAROLD YOU HAD YOUR SASSY PANTS ON TODAY

FOUR FOR YOU HAROLD

YOU GO HAROLD)


Things that are in bold apply to me

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies

(x) You love jeans

(x) Dogs are better than cats (I like both. Shush. I can't decide.)

(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt

(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.

(x) Shopping is torture. (With my parents, that is.)

(x) Sad movies suck (If it's just for sappy, crap sob story, then yeah)

(x) You own/ed an X-Box.

(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

(x) You watch sports on TV

(x) Gory movies are cool

(x) You go to your dad for advice

(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(x) You like going to high school football games.

(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear

(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think

(x) Sports are fun

(x) Talk with food in your mouth.

(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) Cats are better than dogs. (I LIKE BOTH OKAY)

(x) You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Shut up my lips dry a lot on me)

(x) You love to shop (Away from my parents, okay.)

(x) You wear eyeliner.

(x) You wear the color pink.

(x) Go to your mom for advice.

(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.

(x) You hate wearing the color black

(x) You like hanging out at the mall.

(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

(x) You like wearing jewelry (Eh.)

(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.

(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.

(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I don't wear make-up...)

(x) You smile a lot more than you should

(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I blame my family)

(x) You care about what you look like.

(x) You like wearing dresses when you can. (When I'm in the mood)

(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (They make me nauseous)

(x) You love the movies.

(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid

(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

(x) Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8

Meh.


7 Ways to scare your roommates.

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE


My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen. Oh, you think I'm kidding.

My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish... But I love them to death!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang cola!!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I've got ADHD and Magic Markers. Oh the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

The surest sign of Intelligent Life out there is that none of them has ever tried to contact us.

Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't be surprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs you in a bag in the middle of the night because I asked for you for Christmas.


YOUR REAL NAME: Panda. Shut up you're stuck with my internet name so there.

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Blue Panda. (I don't have a fave animal tbh... Just going with the nickname.)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on) Joy Cove (Not bad.)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name) Bogch/Bogpa (Well then)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Green L&P (Sounds like a SU-fusion of me and Edd.)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Max. (Max was a former pet rabbit my bro had before he escaped.)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME: (both parents' middle names) Felicia Liviu (It's European, deal with it.)

YOUR PIRATE NAME: (random color and random pirate accessory) Orange Eyepatch.


FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN YOU IDIOT RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and punch him in the face.

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass.

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you.

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming.

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you.

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again.

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours.

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong.

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.


WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

10. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

11. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

12. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

13. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

14. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

15. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

16. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

17. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

18. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

19. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

20. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

21. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

22. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

25. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

26. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

27. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

28. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

29. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

30. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

31. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

32. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

33. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

34. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

35. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

36. Dress like the professor.

37. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

38. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

If this made you crack up copy and paste!


THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"


50 Ways To Mess With People In A Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.

6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.

13. Bring a Boombox and play Gangnam Style at top volume.

14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.

15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."

16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"

18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).

19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.

20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.

21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Flirt with it.

22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.

23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.

24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.

27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.

28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.

30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.

31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.

32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.

33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum it's note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.

38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.

39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does *your* delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.

40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)

41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling with laughter as you go.

42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "TAKE COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.

43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.

45. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.

48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week".

50. Two words: Tesla Coil.


How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ]Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $175

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ]Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $250

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $350

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150-
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $450

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1050

Vision?
[ x] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1450

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ]11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1700

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[x]Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x]White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Total: $5675

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $6675

According to this quiz, I am worth a lot.

But why do it? Because to someone out there who loves me, I am worth the entire Universe. No money can ever show off how much we are really worth. We are all worth so much, it's impossible to count it.


Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.


This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you laughed at this and think it's quite smart.


I'm not really the sort of person who's that into MJ any more, but here, have an few old momentos of my 12-year-old past. Jeez, I was nuts about the guy... and to this day, I can make a pun out of every song he's got. Oh hey, some commentary on the thingy as well.

101 Ways to Tell if You are Obsessed With Michael Jackson (Not mine! Dx)

1. You write "Love" as L.O.V.E.

2. The term "Wacko Jacko" makes you cringe. (To this day. I practically get war flashbacks from it.)

3. You HATE most, if not ALL of the following: Martin Bashir, Conrad Murray, Diane Diamond, and Tom Sneddon. (Ah, reason #1 why I left the MJ fandom. The salt against these people. Some are dead, some have apologised, can you let a grudge go, guys?)

4. Neverland does not make you think of Peter Pan.

5. When someone says the names Evan or Gavin, you instinctively scream, "MICHAEL IS INNOCENT!!" (Please read the above bolded comment to apply to this way.)

6. You know who "They" are in the song "They Don't Really Care About Us"

7. Moonwalker is not just someone who can do the moonwalk...

8. You have used "Michael" not only as a noun, but also as a verb or adjective.

9. You have substituted OMJ for OMG before.

10. When someone talks to you about Prince, you have to ask "Which one?"

11. You can name all the Jackson siblings in order of birth.

12. Paris is not a city in France.

13. When you hear about "Gary, Indiana" you don't think of it as an industrial city outside of Chicago.

14. Things such as Mickey Mouse, the colour red, sequins, zombies, and friendship bracelets remind you of Michael.

15. You refer to him mainly as Michael, Mike, MJ, or Mikey. But rarely as his full name, Michael Jackson.

16. You know who the following people are and how they relate to Michael: Diana Ross, Lisa Marie Presley, Deborah Brazil, David Walgren, Edward Chernoff, Michael Flanagan, Elizabeth Taylor, Frank DiLeo, Debbie Rowe, and Macaullay Culkin. (Dishonour on me and my cow - I don't know every single one of those people and their relationship to Mike. I mean I know most, but there are just some unfamiliar names.)

17. Elvis is not who you think of when you hear "the king."

18. Gold pants make you smile.

19. You don't see anything wrong with a 9-year old being called Blanket.

20. You DO know his real name is NOT Blanket.

21. You often finish people's sentences with MJ song titles/quotes (i.e. "I just can't—" "STOP LOVING YOU!!") (I might do that a few times. Might earn me a few looks but it'll be worth it.)

22. You make Michael Jackson references that nobody else understands…

23. You Can't Help It if you make Bad/corny sentences using a Thriller amount of song titles by the Man in the Mirror. In fact, it's an Unbreakable habit you find yourself exposing On the Line often. (But hey, that's just Human Nature, right? ;) ) (THIS. THIS IS WHAT GOT ME MAKING ALL THE PUNS ABOUT THESE SONGS. BLESS THIS FACT.)

24. You don't just LISTEN to Michael Jackson, but you find yourself dressing and acting like him, and even STUDYING him. (Used to do that a lot tbh)

25. You know who/what #FLANAZAPAM is/represents.

26. You try to avoid planning events on June 25th and August 29th.

27. You know MJ was a vegetarian.

28. You know MJ loved to eat KFC.

29. You also understand how the last two reasons work together even though they seem contradictory.

30. You see nothing wrong with someone having an amusement park and zoo in their back yard. (Literally every child's dream.)

31. You know the real word in "Bad" is SHAMONE and that NSYNC just screwed it up. (Wait, NSYNC did a cover of that?)

32. You discovered Eddie Murphy could sing because he did a song with Michael.

33. Instead of asking someone "What's up?" you ask "Wazupwitu?"

34. You know what PPB means.

35. You know who Captain EO is.

36. You actually understand what's going on in the Smooth Criminal music video.

37. You are fluent in Jacksonese.

38. You often incorporate Michael into your school work. (Again, used to do that a lot.)

39. If you have a twitter, you're following almost every Jackson Family member that has an account. (Another thing with the fandom: c h i l l.)

40. There is at least one MJ song that makes you cry. (I'LL FIND YOU SOMEDAY I SWEAR I KNOW THERE'S AT LEAST ONE THAT MAKES ME CRY TO THIS DAY)

41. You write History as HIStory.

42. Your idea of an educational song is "ABC".

43. You know who's name is REALLY being said in D.S. (And no, it's not Don Sheldon)

44. You believe Flanagan is secretly a double agent. (Ah yes, the person I do not know of)

45. You know how many plastic surgeries MJ has REALLY had. (It's two.)

46. You know what the worlds most sold album is.

47. You own a copy of it :3

48. You have at least ATTEMPTED to dance like MJ.

49. You think you can moonwalk (even if you can't). (I actually can Moonwalk. Didn't take that long to get. Just a few days.)

50. You know how MJ did the 45degree lean.

51. You proved this to yourself by actually trying…

52. You are a member of, or have at least HEARD of MJJC.

53. You had seen nearly everything in the first half of "Moonwalker" before you ever actually watched the film.

54. You HAVE watched the film. XD

55. You know that Michael really has TWO video games.

56. You can list all of Michael's favorite colors.

57. You can say WHY they're his favorite colors.

58. You've heard of Los Olivos, CA.

59. You've also heard of Encino, CA.

60. You blame Joe Jackson and/or the media for many of Michael's problems.

61. You deny Michael had any problems.

62. You often type "hehe" in place of "haha"

63. You have inside jokes somehow related to Michael.

64. You own at LEAST $75 worth of MJ related stuff. (-nervously sweats at CD collection and t-shirts-)

65. You just added up the price of all your MJ things and shocked yourself on how much you've spent over the years…

66. You have attempted to dress like MJ before.

67. You know what abbreviations such as BTM, BotDF, J5, PPB, CM, LNFSG, and LOVE stand for.

68. You find nothing wrong with someone having a pet monkey, llama, or boa constrictor. (Isn't the boa constrictor a thing now?)

69. You have known Murray was guilty since June 25th, 2009.

70. You know the air-chamber rumors were faked.

71. You understand the Leave Me Alone video.

72. You were ticked off when Bruno Mars got that grammy in 2010…

73. Military jackets are COOL. (They always are.)

74. There is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing just one glove…

75. You know why MJ's skin was "white"

76. You can also explain to someone why his KIDS appeared white.

77. You have seen "This is It".

78. You have read "MoonWalk".

79. You know the difference between "Moonwalk" and "Moonwalker".

80. You automatically start listening to a conversation after someone says "Michael Jackson". (Not so much any more.)

81. Your response to "I Love you" is either "I love you more" or "I love you most".

82. When someone asks you what time it is, you feel tempted to tell them "It's close to miiidniight…"

83. You have talked to/flirted with/STARED at a poster/picture/video/etc of Michael. (Reason 342 for departure from fandom: I'M GREY-ACE. DO I NEED TO KINKSHAME THEM 24/7?!)

84. You will chew anyone out if they even THINK negative thoughts about Michael in your presence. (PSA No. 579236: C H I L L.)

85. When someone asks if you're alright, you wonder if Annie is also okay…

86. You frequently visit michaeljackson.com.

87. You agree that Ed Chernoff is a jerk.

88. Whenever someone finds out something about MJ, they always ask you if you've heard about it…

89. 99% of the time you have.

90. The best way for someone to get your attention is to say, "Michael Jackson"

91. You can actually pronounce Flanazapam.

92. You have tried to copy Mike's signature at least once.

93. You get irritated by people who claim to be huge MJ fans and only know "Thriller" and "Billie Jean"…

94. You find yourself relating to Michael in random ways.

95. You know what Vitiligo is.

96. You plan on naming your son Michael one day.

97. You don't understand why Thriller is the best selling album when he has some so much better. (Invincible Album is still the best in my opinion and it's so underrated gdi. THREATENED AND UNBREAKABLE SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE NOTICED AS SINGLES. Whoops, okay, rage over.)

98. You can come up with a Michael Jackson quote for nearly every situation.

99. You know where "Ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma co sa" came from.

100. You know how ALL of these scenarios relate to Michael (Without looking them up.)

101. You laughed uneasily at least once while reading this because you didn't realize you were so obsessed.


Favourite PoM Quotes!

"I mean who measures in metric beard lengths?!" Kowalski, Herring Impaired

"Are you kiddin' meh?" Rico, Herring Impaired

"What's this? Amnesia spray, fantastic!" Private, Truth Ache

"Really? So you needed one of your geekatrons to tell you that!" Skipper, LittleFoot

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The Dead & Cobalt by FueledByDonuts reviews
S1E2 — "Inferno": The dead exhume from the earth and begin devouring the living. New York is quarantined, leaving the Penguins exposed to the outside. The military take drastic actions to keep the disease from spreading. The group aim for the hospital to save the lives of Kowalski and many others, but doing such thing comes with a cost. The group over at Atlanta remain separated.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,268 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 9/20/2015
Father Percy by PrincessCeliel reviews
*It is recommended that you read Mother Thalia and Father Nico first.* Thalia and Nico have been turned into little kids, and Percy's in charge of taking care of them. That means nothing can go wrong...right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,796 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Percy J.
We are The Penguins by Totally Kowalski reviews
Human POM story. How The Penguins met and formed their group and coping with school and a secret organization. I accept constructive criticism. (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS)
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 171,681 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Third Time's the Charm? by Vixin2 reviews
A renovation to the infamous pizzeria brings on a new hope it will actually last this time, and not end up like the other times. But what's the child version of hell without a night-shift guard to be apart of it all? Needing money for rent and to help contribute to her father's surgery, Lizzy Parker takes the job. Rated T because it's Fazbear's. I own nothing but my own oc's.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 91 - Words: 281,090 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, OC, The Puppet
Escapades on the Book of Faces by Peach Italian Ice reviews
What would happen if our cute and cuddly friends were on Facebook? After consulting with Kowalski, I can now say there's an 82% chance of insanity.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 4/9/2012
Annabeth in Wonderland by carousella reviews
After running after a guy who accidentally grabbed her mother's book, Annabeth Chase fell into a deep hole. Realizing it to be the entrance of an underground city, one thing leads to another, and now the Red Queen wants her dead. With the help of a gorgeous but cocky Mad Hatter, Annabeth will uncover secrets that she, herself never knew. (Based off Alice in Wonderland. Percabeth.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Leo V.
Olympic Heights: The Siege of Hades by Sincerely Kimby reviews
"I wasn't the hero and I'm not sure I ever will be—but with Percy around, the world seems to be in good hands." Book one of Leila Jackson series. What if the great hero Percy Jackson had a twin sister that he grew up with? Rewind and go back to find out exactly what it would have been like for everyone... Twin sister's POV of the Lightning Thief. Pre/Post TLT AU NOT A MARY SUE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,007 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Grover
Five Nights at Fazbear's Fright by Vixin2 reviews
Alternate timeline of my story 'Third Time's the Charm' Needing money and not finding any better job opportunities, Lizzy Parker ends up with a job at Fazbear's Fright as night guard. While it does seem simple at first glance, soon meets the very definition of evil as well as meeting this evil's unknown victims. I own nothing but my oc's. Rated T because it's Freddy's.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/19/2015
Father Nico by PrincessCeliel reviews
When Nico's cousins are turned into little kids, it's a test to see if he can survive them! This next after Mother Thalia, and I would recommend reading that before reading this. It's Rated T just to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
It Truly Exists? I'm Really, Utterly, Truly NOT Crazy? by nightheartbattles reviews
This is me: Billie. I am 14. I live in New Zealand. I go to America for a movie audition. We visit Long Island Sound. I somehow end up at Camp Half-Blood. Along with other campers, I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I meet all the characters that I used to think were fictional but have always hoped were real. I'm not crazy! Yay! How do I take this news? TEMP HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., OC, Albus S. P., Percy J.
Survival Of The Deadly by Mikadaphne28 reviews
The Start of Something New…The Apocalypse. Walking dead roam the earth and Survivors are outmatched, weak and hopeless. Supply's running low and help never seems to come. It's been months now, and our faith is dying. Is there even a prospect for our enduring survival in this seeming unpredictable world? Coarse Language/Violence.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - OC
Baby Got Back by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 11: "She probably looked beautiful, too, but Percy didn't notice because he was too scared of the positively murderous expression on her face."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Leo V.
Percabeth and the Olympians: The Timely War by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy finds out he's a demigod and leaves to protect his mom. While searching for CHB, he comes across Annabeth. What will they do now? What's this about a white owl and black Pegasus? Read, find out, and review. I do not own PJATO. Last called Series Rewrite Book 1
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,082 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Blast to the Past by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
What would it be like if Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, and Bianca were thrown into the past to reduce the number of dead. They have to change the past to change the future, but will they suceed? After TLO, TLH never happened. I do not own PJATO series
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/9/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Bianca A., Nico A. - Complete
Suemageddon: Yin and Yang's story by Yang and Yin-chan reviews
Reuploading time! Suemageddon, a story between evil, good, OCs and Stues, however, the POM gang are MIA! Good and evil must come together to find them, however, four victims that took the place as ghosts must also find out! With the version of Yin and Yang! I own my OCs! Special thanks to Sweetpanda12 for letting me do this story and for making the story Suemageddon!AGHDARNYOUCOVER
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - OC
Two Fangirl World, and back to New York by star7k reviews
When Private and Maurice get bought, Skipper assumes it's by his old enemy and goes after them to get his team member back as well as get his over due revenge. But who exactly did buy Private and Maurice? And why do they have so much money to BUY a penguin and lemur? i don't own PoM . Co-written with Sweetpanda12 the awesome! Set in the year 1991; sort of AU
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Maurice, Private
Nostalgia Critic Reviews The Lightening Thief by Little Mockingjay reviews
Nostalgia Critic reviews the Lightening Thief movie and compares it to the book. Rated for the Critic's language. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Percy J., Grover, Annabeth C. - Complete
Escapades of the Twitter Bird by gracewilliams14 reviews
This is like PeachItalianIce's story "Escapades on the Book of Faces", but instead of FaceBook, it's Twitter. I predict much insanity will follow. Much Humor!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014
On the Run by MichaelJacksonFanGirl1996 reviews
This fanfic is based off the "Smooth Criminal" segment of the movie "Moonwalker". Originally, I wrote a creative essay about the Roaring Twenties with 1920s slang. I've modified it to create the first chapter and put in '30s and '40s slang.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013
100 and more ways to annoy Skipper by TheSkySpiritsTalentShow reviews
Got this from the PenguinsHQ. Featuring: AT, the penguins, lemurs, Marlene, Joey and Barry. Story s done! Thanks everyone! :D
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,233 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Skipper - Complete
Life as a Royal Demigod in NYC by IrishGreekGirl reviews
Sequel to Life as a Royal Demigod. Carter has been Queen for three years but does she want to remain Queen? Will she marry Alexander for the sake of her country? Or will she go with her long-time boyfriend Max? Decisions, decisions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 127,447 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Pixie Dust by Music Person reviews
Peter's hanging out at Harmony's and he's brought Tink and her Pixie Dust with him, but what will it take to get one stubborn penguin off the ground. One-shot. Includes my OC: Harmony. Brief mention of VeggieTales.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Skipper - Complete
TABS - Life With The Penguins: On The Fifth Day by Joshpro8423 reviews
Two months after the reality-bending adventure, the place seemed to have gotten quieter, too quiet. But when two mysterious animals show up with a thirst for vengeance, the team will have to set off to find the only ones who can help them lift a curse set upon two fellow penguins. Will they be able to find the cure them before it's too late?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,967 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013
The Other Side of my Family by Tiger Lover Forever reviews
Annabeth has a friend who needs her and Percy's help. What's a girl to do? Why help of course, I mean it is her sister!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,267 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Annabeth C.
Just like Dad by ImpulsiveWriter321 reviews
While Percy and Annabeth are away at Camp Half-Blood, their four children are faced with with a blinding light...and a book. Follow along as they read through The Lightning Thief and gain knowledge about their parent's adventures...and gain respect for them as well. *Chapter 2 has been updated to fix some very embarrassing mistakes...*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,721 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Scandalous by She Can Scribble reviews
Ever wonder what Marlene's "scandal" was about? And how exactly did she come to New York City? When was the first time she met the penguins?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Marlene, Alice
Who's Bad? by MichaelJacksonFanGirl1996 reviews
Daryl leaves the gang he once was a part of; he'll have more than peer pressure to worry about when he gets back to Duxston after Thanksgiving Break. The relationship between this 17-year-old and his friend, Anastasia, will turn into love. Dark secrets will be revealed and everyone at Daryl's high school will be at risk. And this question still needs to be answered: Who's bad?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012
Taking Back What's Yours by AnotherFacelessAuthor reviews
At the end of Blocking Out Painful Things, Lena and Zack went to live in Alaska. But when Lena continues to have nightmares, she wonders if something else is wrong. As the nightmares continue and she begins to have blocks of memory loss, she wonders if the answer might lie in her parents past. What she discovers could end the demigod race, and she's caught right in the middle of it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,335 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013
PoM Truth or Dare by Ivy000 reviews
From embarrassing questions to shameful dares, this story has it all! Make sure to send in dares and questions and have fun! Pairings: Skilene OCs: Abigail, Alex, Piper, and Maddy, with guest appearances accepted! Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013
TABS - Life With The Penguins: 4Ever Or Never by Joshpro8423 reviews
The gang's decision to stay was the best they ever made. But, what happens if none this ever happened, ever. The five will have to find a way to fix the past that has been altered by an unknown enemy. Will they be able to or will they be trapped in this alternate universe, forever?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,090 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Eddsworld Meets Eddinasworld by aurora.sauceda.71 reviews
This is like a gender bender story but to different worlds meet. EddxEddina TomxTammy TordxRory MattxMatty
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
Don't Mess with the Cabins by Retrobution reviews
Due to boredness Travis and Connor Stoll decide to prank all cabins. Will the pranks be a success or a failure? For this there will only be thirteen cabins including the Hades one. *Currently on HIATUS.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,453 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
TABS - Life With The Penguins: Three Heartwarming Words by Joshpro8423 reviews
Another year passed as our two heros progress in their lives along with their three best friends. Then, whilst filming an episode of their movie, the same thing happens, only this time, it's the exact opposite! Can they help get their best furry and feathery friends back to their dimension or will they be stuck in ours?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013
A New Life by 96DarkAngel reviews
When I finally get my memory back, I didn't expect my life to change entirely. Now I have to make the ultimate decision: Good or Evil? Sequel to Breaking the Chains, highly recommend reading it first or you won't understand a thing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,439 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Clemson, The Red Squirrel - Complete
TABS - Life With The Penguins: Back 2 Penguin Land by Joshpro8423 reviews
Three years passed and Josh and Nick Everett will once again return to The Penguins of Madagascar dimension in response to an SOS sent to them by the penguins. They find out what has occurred but will they be able to solve it? And to make matters worse, three of their best friends have stumbled in with them. Will they be able to work together or will it be the end of it all?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
The Golden Prank Book by winonabcd reviews
Hermes equals Stoll. Stoll equals pranks. And pranks equals the Golden Prank Book. Join brothers Travis and Connor Stoll as they try to liven up the camp during the absence of their leader. What pranks would appear? Which ones would become legendary? Hilariousness ensued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Travis S., Connor S.
Blocking out Painful Things by AnotherFacelessAuthor reviews
On the run from the gods, Silena 'Lena' Chase Jackson, daughter of Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, is devastated after her parents death. She then hardens her heart and blocks out the pain. When she meets Zack at her fathers old school, she's not sure if her hard core facade will hold, or if it'll fall away. With monsters and drama around every corner, will Zack and Lena survive?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 126,317 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
TABS - Life With The Penguins: Once in a Lifetime by Joshpro8423 reviews
Josh and Nick Everett always dreamed of meeting the penguins. But one night this all came true and they have entered their world and have even transformed into penguins! Now, in their new bodies, they will have to find a way to get back home. What makes it worse is they know a lot of classified penguin secrets. Will they ever get back home without causing too much trouble?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Life as a Royal Demigod by IrishGreekGirl reviews
Carter grew up as the princess of Greece. When she finds out her family are the guests of honor at a banquet in Manhattan, her life changes completley with one guest in paticular.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 87,845 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Piper M. - Complete
Mother Thalia by PrincessCeliel reviews
Thalia Grace has to take a test- but not the standard one! Hilarity ensues when Percy and Nico are turned into little kids, and Thalia must keep an eye on them. Rated T for absolutely no reason at all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,625 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Thalia G. - Complete
Race Against Time: Virus by Author Espanya reviews
Following another run-in with Blowhole, Skipper contracts a mysterious, chronic, never-before-seen, possibly fatal disease. Kowalski races against time to find a cure as well as maintain order within the team, however a series of "unlucky events" constantly hinders his quest for success. As Skipper's condition steadily deteriorates, will Kowalski be able to save his leader in time?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Little Lemur Lost by Little Ita-chan reviews
Mort has found himself alone in the zoo. Where is everyone? And who is this stranger that looks just like him? There is something more going on than there appears. Rated K plus for safety.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Mort - Complete
Life Never Dies by CheshireGirl0913 reviews
Emily's dad is gone, but he has left some old friends behind to keep her company. Now Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends must teach her how innocence and joy can be found in many places. Even in ones she didn't expect.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012
All That's Left by Batmanskipper reviews
My Halloween special! James knew he never should have taken that dare. Everyone knew the Central Park Zoo was haunted. If he hadn't been so anxious not to be called a chicken he probably would have paid more attention to the fact that nobody who entered the zoo had ever been seen again. But, it was too late to think of that now. He'd already gone inside...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Private - Complete
The Brown-Eyed Panther by MichaelJacksonFanGirl1996 reviews
Based off of "Panther Dance" from "Black or White" music video.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012
Combinding magic by chemicaldaisy reviews
Sadie, Carter, Zia, and Walt head on another adventure when Zia's birthday goes amiss. they all agree it has something to do with the strange forces from Manhattan and set out to find out, meeting Percy Jackson, Jason Grace and gang. PLEASE REVIEW! :D
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
Belong by Luna daughter of Hecate reviews
There have always been demigods who feel as if they don't belong in their cabin. They don't think that they fit in. For example, a thalassaphobic daughter of Poseidon, or a son of Apollo that can't shoot an arrow to save his life. Set in the future. No Big Three Vow anymore. Each chapter (There will probably be one for each cabin) will focus on a different demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012
Time Traveling 101 by HeadSmashedInBuffaloJump reviews
Percy and Annabeth stumble onto a whirlpool that whisks them to Ancient Greece. Will they be able to survive in ancient Greece, find out how to get back home, and figure out who created this time machine?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,178 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
When West Meets Alternate East 3 Tai Lung Return by auroraminamino reviews
When the lemurs and Marlene end up following The Team to Alternate China they are literally shocked when they get there. The guys bust Kowalskis tail feathers saying that its going to blow, but never the less figure out what's going on. Turns out Pos final move on Tai Lung didn't finish him off and that hes going to come back. Its bad as he gets himself a captive before arriving.
Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Breaking the Chains by 96DarkAngel reviews
My family and I have moved to New York for the summer. I thought, without anyone I knew there, it would be boring, but boy was I wrong.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,352 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Private, Clemson - Complete
And Now They Clash by CrazierThanLeo reviews
Carter and his gang stumble into Camp Half-Blood, and Thalia tries to get them all to have a friendly reunion. Will it work? Who knows. Rated T 'cuz I want it to be. Also for later chapters. PERCABETH, TRAITE, THALICO CARTEZIA ? SALT & MORE. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Thalia G., Carter K.
When West Meets Alternate East 2 Skippers Curse by auroraminamino reviews
When to many missions start to take there toll on The Team, Skipper decides they need a vacation. Somewhere with no lemurs, no dolphins and no crazy puffins! So Kowalski dusts off The Gizmo and they head to The Jade Palace. When evil suddenly strikes will Skipper be zen enough to take it on? Or will it strike down both him and Shifu?
Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Shifu, Skipper - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
When West Meets Alternate East by auroraminamino reviews
For the first time for me the full summery is inside! I hope you all like it. Its a bit angsty because of how Kowalski is feeling guilty a good amount of time, but don't worry hes OK.
Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Complete
Training by day, Pranking by Night by YouCantCancelQuidditch7 reviews
What happens when you mix the Stolls, Jordan Stoll their little sister , and pranks at night? Bad Things
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Connor S., Travis S.
Riordan Readings: The Maze of Bones by Luv-Rain reviews
A secret host gathers the Clue hunters, some demigods, and the Egyptian magicians in a room to read one book from "The 39 Clues", "Percy Jackson", and "The Kane Chronicles". Read the first installment of "Riordan Readings". Rated K plus. PLEASE READ!
Crossover - 39 Clues & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010
The Doctor and the King of Pop by foreverx reviews
The Doctor has a poignant encounter with Michael Jackson, the legendary King of Pop.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - 10th Doctor
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The Reverse World reviews
The penguins, lemurs and Marlene find themselves in a reverse world, where everything is the complete opposite of their own, um, everything. What happens to the original penguins, and will they ever make it back to the real world? My first Fanfic! Rated K cuz I'm paranoid. DISCONTINUED, read current post for reasons why.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Skipper
Suemageddon reviews
It's a writer's worst nightmare. Canon characters are MIA, Mary-Sues taken over, but there is a group of OCs with a resistance. The plan? Find canons, kill Sues, everyone saved. However, it's easier said than done. The Sues will stop at nothing to get rid of the resistance, so Blowhole and Penguins OCs have to come together to fight back before it's too late. DISCONTINUED.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,716 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 11/27/2012 - OC
Cora Gould: The Mystery of Eagle's Cross (ORIGINAL VERSION) reviews
Full Summary inside prologue. Rated T for future chapters. This story is no longer posting chapters - a revised version is underway!
Eddsworld - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Tom, Matt, Edd, OC - Complete
He still cares reviews
This is taking on the reader's PoV from a first-person perspective. The character of the reader has been written so that it is gender-neutral. Rated K plus because I may end up making Eddheads cry buckets of tears.
Eddsworld - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Edd, OC - Complete
The Dead: Piper's Diary reviews
Just a one-shot diary entry into the female penguin of the The Dead. Can be accepted as canon or non-canon. Rated T for blood and gore references, and multi-lingual swearing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2014 - OC - Complete
When a TARDIS and a Winged Tin-Can collide reviews
A oneshot I posted on dA. Wanna continue it from here? Help yourself. Just credit me.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Captain EO - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Captain EO - Complete
Suemageddon: Christmas reviews
So it's the first Christmas after the war against the Sues, and everything seems well. Or kinda. Two insights on two characters on different sides during their first one after the war in the first chapter, then double sided in the next. Is a little fluffy on both. :3
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Skipper, Dr. Blowhole, OC - Complete
The Truth reviews
From when she was young, Ozzie told Heather that her mother had died of an accident. However, he's been playing possum at that statement. What if she was hiding in New York? And what if a certain team of penguins begins to uncover one of their friend's secrets?
Crossover - Over the Hedge & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012
Childhood Memories reviews
My tribute to my childhood hero since I was Half-A-Year old. I Own Nothing! One-shot.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete