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Author has written 11 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Winnie-the-Pooh, Over the Hedge, Doctor Who, Eddsworld, and Captain EO.

What to know about me:

Name: Not telling, but call me Maddy. Or Panda. Mainly Panda.

Age: Somewhere aged between 10 and 60.

Location: Somewhere in a little country/continent/island named Australia. Occasionally NZ too.

About me: Asexual DemiHeteromantic.

Favourite Artists: Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson and oh! Michael Jackson! 8D Okay, I love the guy. But I have other music that I like as well! ;3

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Due to loss of inspiration, I won't continue my PoM stories or ToD until something sparks up again. They will have to be on Hiatus until something comes up again. I will continue them, I'm just stuck. However, new inspiration is on my brain, so I'll still be writing, but not the ones you're used to. But stay tuned! ;) However, Suemageddon won't be on such a Hiatus, as long I can get some peeps who own some of the OC's in the story to help. But it'll be in a hiatus until then.


I'm actually uploading a story and going to be updating it regularly (for once), and you can also find it on tumblr and deviantArt! Keep an eye out for Fridays (whatever time it is on AEST), because that is the day I update!

EDIT: Eagle's Cross is kinda on hiatus. I need to figure out that finale properly. (INTERIOR DESIGN. AND ALL THAT. AGHHHHH)

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

“I am a member of DOU”

Yeah...dunno what's going on DOU, but I guess we'll find out in due time.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Questions! (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?


Heck, how would I know?

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?


I don't know. *shrugs*

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?


The Stolls, Leo, Nico and Percy.

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?


Octavian. Son of a--

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?


Mark of Athena. Or Blood of Olympus. ALL THE SHIPPING FEELS EVERYWHERE

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?


I don't know! D:

7. Favorite God or Goddess?


Male: Poseidon or Hermes

Female: Hecate or Athena

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?


Pull out a super-soaker pistol and squirt him because why the Hades not.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?


What the Hades, I'll take the entire camp under the one ticket XD

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy, we'd swim back to Camp. :D

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?


"Dad plz no"

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?



13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??


Me: NOPE *runs to the elevator*

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?


Pranking the other cabins by launching donuts at Clarisse, stealing the Aphrodites' makeup and painting it on the Hermes cabin, stealing the Apollo kids instruments and breaking them, stealing the Hunters arrows and throwing them at the Apollo boys, taunting Mr. D with wine, etc.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?


"You just hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."

16. Favorite Percy Moment?


His reaction to Nico coming out.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer:

Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"

"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."

"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"

"Well, yeah."

"Can you surf really well, then?"

I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.

"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus?

(I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff?

(I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend?

(At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

(Gods, that was amazing. XD)

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?


"Stop flirting with my hunters!"

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer:

In tBotL when he scared all of the monsters away while scaring himself in the process. XD

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer:

Leo trying to flirt with Khione. I have no idea why.



(Go have fun with this because I don't use this thing to determine my godly parent any more lmao)

Your Godly Parent is...


You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobia

4/10 (...Hm. Not bad.)


You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (I really want to!)
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood. (yes... and no. I really love fish and chips, calamari, prawns and shrimp. Cuisine seafood? No thank you!)
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic (yes... and no. It depends on how high I am.)

7/10 (*shrugs* Still pretty good.)


You’re not that much of a people person. (In real life, yes. FF life? No. But I'll stick to the real life side for now.)
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in a diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

6/10 (Who knew?)


You own a garden. (Not very much of one anyway...)
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10 (Eh...)


You often start fights. (so I've noticed recently...)
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10 (Hm.)


You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. (school library anyway.)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10 (:3)


You’re very creative and artistic. (Whee painting is fun xD)
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing. (Agreed. This could've been used twice in this section of the quiz!)
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (Used to, before I quit violin.)
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10 (Still the same.)


You dislike boys in general. (I don't mind them now. :3)
A deer is one of your favourite animals
You can shoot targets (kinda...)
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoë Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10 (Less of a Hunter than what I used to be, huh?)


You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10 (Saw that coming.)


Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on make-up.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping. (PURELY FOR COSPLAY AND IS NOT A REGULAR HOBBY)
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10 (Meh)


You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon. (I'm getting faster...)
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments. (I've noticed that more recently...)
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10 (BOOYAH!)


You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10 (DUH)


Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
You like magic
You like Harry Potter
You're bold
You hate when people think you're the bad guy
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
You couldn't care less about fashion
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
You like being different from everybody else
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

9/10 (Yay! XD)

2012 Result: Ok, so I'm a Daughter of Poseidon, have things in common with Artemis, and granddaughter of Hermes and Athena. Cool!

2013 Result: Holy Hera! Daughter of Poseidon, have more things in common with Artemis, and a granddaughter of Hermes, Hades, Athena, and Hecate? Mate, my family is mixed up so bad...XD


2015 Result: Another parental change, no quiz needed. Forever a Legacy of Apollo and Daughter of Hermes!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain



NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased

PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Wannabe
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the Internet For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia When someone's smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

NOW SWEAR THEM ON THE STYX!!! *thunder booms*

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a *whateverfandomitis* family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (I actually have one! XD)

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

Yet you become conflicted with the two because you don't want to anger Nike with a rival brand.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (One of them was when I was an obvious-looking daughter of Poseidon, but had to be disguised as a kid of Hades.)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me you don't want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at it, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen. (Uh, no. Thalia is a hunter, and Luke is well...gone.)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend/girlfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO PJO, BoO, HoH, MoA, SoN, TLH, HoO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that you're a demigod.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth.

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You watch the film(however bad it is) and read the books every chance you get. (Watch that THING?! Gods no!)

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and and say you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you question at Poseidon

Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades or Thanatos.

You talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares.

You know Muse is the best singers.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, you blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO and BoO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn't have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. (I want one!)

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cousins.

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You just HAVE to research more about Greek mythology.

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a crossover.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to.

You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of god/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of 'name of disliked god/goddess'.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book. (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files).

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favourite food and you answer 'Double Stuff Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name

You try to talk to horses

You try to summon the dead

You try to summon lightning

You try to breathe underwater

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them

you write fics about your favourite pairing(s) kids

A Percy Jackson Christmas Carol.

Crashing through the snow, on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Jingle Bells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Jingle Bells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

A horse and eagle fight,

A thunder bolt by my side,

The eagle got hit and sank,

Some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

As he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Jingle bells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Jingle Bells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Jingle Bells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Jingle bells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil. (SO TRUE! DDD:)

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Boomerangs can cast spells.

It's possible to gamble moonlight.

Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

Rainbows have power. (YAY! RAINBOWS! *goes crazy*)

Fruit bats can be deadly.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an über-powerful god living inside you.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

Even plants can wage war.

It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

If anything has been stolen immediately blame Hermes or the Stolls

You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

Even the Roman god of wine wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.

With great power, comes a great need to take a nap.

The thousand-year-old girl does not know what it means to look for the dam snack bar

DON'T piss off a nymph or there will be worms and dirt in your bed

Three kids can "drown" in a REALLY big bathtub.

Don't blow your nose while someone's being chased by evil skeletons.

Fafaels are good. Don't even question it.

In memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Kronos' army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who proved beauty can be heroic

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Everyone who died in the Titan War

The Kane Chronicles Pledge

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song.

Things that I am Not Allowed to do at the 21st Nome/House of Life.

1. I will not taunt Bast with birds and mice.

2. I am not allowed to call Bast, 'Crookshanks'.

3. Saying, "I tawt I taw a Puddy tat!" Whenever Bast is around is not acceptable.

4. Any similarities between Freak and Buckbeak are simply coincidental.

5. Nor should I ever arrange a meeting between the two.

6. I am not allowed to criticise the magicians wands, saying: "They are just boomerangs!"

7. Nor say that, "Hogwarts has better ones".

8. Whenever Carter Kane is around in his combat avatar, I am not allowed to call him 'Chicken Head'.

9. I may not introduce Felix to the show 'The Penguins of Madagascar'.

10. Taking him to Central Park Zoo in Manhattan to see if they are real is not a good idea either.

11. Or creating shabitis of them with him as well.

12. I may not bring the penguins into the 21st Nome when Bast is there too.

13. I will not call Felix, 'Jack Frost', and protest that he's missing his blue hoodie and staff, and dyed his hair back to brown.

14. I am not allowed to call Bast, 'Catwoman's Cousin'.

If you had burst out laughing reading this, copy and paste this to your profile and add to the list!

I really don't seem to care about Justin Bieber any more. I'm just 10,000% over and done with him.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myers hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(Really? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to using it in space.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (But it doesn't contain peas?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines bag of peanuts: Instructions: Open bag, eat nuts. (gee, somebody must've been paid big bucks to do this one...)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly". (Oh yeah, that's right, go ahead and ruin a childhood dream.)

On a cartilage for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
(What? Shouldn't this tone my taste in colour?)

On a carpenter's electric drill:
This product isn't intended for use as a dental drill.
(But I have a big mouth...)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!! IF THIS MADE YOU LAUGH COPY AND PASTE IT ON YOUR PROFILE.

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.




Things that are in bold apply to me


(x) You love hoodies

(x) You love jeans

(x) Dogs are better than cats

(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt (After I ask if they are ok)

(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.

(x) Shopping is torture.

(x) Sad movies suck

(x) You own/ed an X-Box.

(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

(x) You watch sports on TV

(x) Gory movies are cool

(x) You go to your dad for advice

(x)You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(x) You like going to high school football games.

(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear

(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

(x) Green, black,red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think

(x) Sports are fun

(x)Talk with food in your mouth.

(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12(and I'm a girl...)


(x) Cats are better than dogs.

(x) You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Shut up my lips dry a lot on me)

(x) You love to shop

(x) You wear eyeliner.

(x) You wear the color pink.

(x) Go to your mom for advice.

(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.

(x) You hate wearing the color black

(x) You like hanging out at the mall.

(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

(x) You like wearing jewelry (Eh.)

(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.

(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.

(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I don't wear make-up...)

(x) You smile a lot more than you should

(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I blame my family)

(x) You care about what you look like.

(x) You like wearing dresses when you can. (When I'm in the mood)

(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (They make me nauseous)

(x) You love the movies.

(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid

(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

(x) Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6


7 Ways to scare your roommates (This is my absolute favorite)

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER (O_O That one's scary!)

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen. Oh, you think I'm kidding.

My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang cola!!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God!

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I've got ADHD and Magic Markers. Oh the fun I will have! (Not really, but still! XD)


The surest sign of Intelligent Life out there is that none of them has ever tried to contact Us.

Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't be surprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs you in a bag in the middle of the night because I asked for you for Christmas.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

YOUR REAL NAME: Krystal (I am NEVER going to reveal my real name, so I'll stick with my OC's name.)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Blue Penguin

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on) Joy Cove (Not bad.)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name) Bogkr (DaFudge?)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Green L&P (L&P is a soft drink from NZ. IT ROCKS!)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Max. (Max was a former pet rabbit my bro had before he escaped.)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME: (both parents' middle names) Felicia Liviu (It's European, deal with it.)

YOUR PIRATE NAME: (random color and random pirate accessory) Orange Eyepatch.

If you think, like, that teenage girls are like, sooo annoying by saying things, like, Like, and Sooooo, then soooo copy and paste this into your profile, then like, add your name to the list. Sweetpanda12 (*gags* Ugh, and to think I created this!),

Scroll down to the end of this paragraph,
But while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed scrolling.
Whatever age you are, that is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true.
EX. You are 25 years old it will take 25 minutes.

Go for it!


Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully, it CAN be very rewarding!
If you repost within the next 5 min. something major you've been wanting will happen!

This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost!


Lend you their umbrella


Take yours and say 'RUN YOU IDIOT RUN!'


Never ask for anything to eat or drink.


Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.


Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.


Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!


Would bail you out of jail.


Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"


Have never seen you cry.


Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.


Ask you to write down your number.


Have you on speed dial.


Only know a few things about you.


Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.


Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you


Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.


Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."


Would knock on your front door.


Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."


You have to tell them not to tell anyone.


Already know not to tell.


Are only through school/college.


Are for life.


Will comfort you when the guy rejects you


Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"


Will help you when you're lost


Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass


Will go with you to a concert


Will be helping you kidnap the band


Will hide you from the cops


Are probably the reason they are after you


Will buy you a pregnancy test


Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"


Find your Prince Charming


Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you


Will pick you up when you fall down


Will pick you up, then trip you again


Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it


Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours


Will leave when they feel insulted


Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong


Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying


Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry


Will offer you a soda


Will dump theirs on you


Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month


Will throw you a tampon and push you in


Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough


Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"


Will be crying at your funeral


Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you


Would ignore this letter


Will repost this crap!


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

10. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

11. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

12. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

13. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

14. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

15. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

16. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

17. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

18. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

19. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

20. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

21. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

22. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

25. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

26. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

27. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

28. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

29. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

30. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

31. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

32. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

33. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

34. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

35. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

36. Dress like the professor.

37. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

38. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

If this made you crack up copy and paste!


1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

50 Ways To Mess With People In A Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.

6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.

13. Bring a Boombox and play Gangnam Style at top volume.

14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.

15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."

16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

17. "DISK FIGHT!!!"

18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).

19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.

20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.

21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Flirt with it.

22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.

23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.

24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.

27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.

28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.

30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.

31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.

32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.

33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum it's note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard & taking it.

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.

38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.

39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does *your* delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.

40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)

41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling with laughter as you go.

42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "TAKE COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.

43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.

45. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.

48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week".

50. Two words: Tesla Coil.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ]Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $175

[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ]Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $250

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $350

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150-
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $450

[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1050

[ x] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1450

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ]11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1700

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[x]Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x]White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Total: $5675

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $6675

According to this quiz, I am worth a lot.

But why do it? Because to someone out there who loves me, I am worth the entire Universe. No money can ever show off how much we are really worth. We are all worth so much, it's impossible to count it. We Are The World.

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you laughed at this and think it's quite smart.




K-King Of Pop
O-Oh So Wonderful
N-Number 1



I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away.

I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away.

So I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

101 Ways to Tell if You are Obsessed With Michael Jackson (Not mine! Dx)

1. You write "Love" as L.O.V.E.

2. The term "Wacko Jacko" makes you cringe.

3. You HATE most, if not ALL of the following: Martin Bashir, Conrad Murray, Diane Diamond, and Tom Sneddon

4. Neverland does not make you think of Peter Pan.

5. When someone says the names Evan or Gavin, you instinctively scream, "MICHAEL IS INNOCENT!!"

6. You know who "They" are in the song "They Don't Really Care About Us"

7. Moonwalker is not just someone who can do the moonwalk...

8. You have used "Michael" not only as a noun, but also as a verb or adjective.

9. You have substituted OMJ for OMG before.

10. When someone talks to you about Prince, you have to ask "Which one?"

11. You can name all the Jackson siblings in order of birth.

12. Paris is not a city in France.

13. When you hear about "Gary, Indiana" you don't think of it as an industrial city outside of Chicago.

14. Things such as Mickey Mouse, the colour red, sequins, zombies, and friendship bracelets remind you of Michael.

15. You refer to him mainly as Michael, Mike, MJ, or Mikey. But rarely as his full name, Michael Jackson.

16. You know who the following people are and how they relate to Michael: Diana Ross, Lisa Marie Presley, Deborah Brazil, David Walgren, Edward Chernoff, Michael Flanagan, Elizabeth Taylor, Frank DiLeo, Debbie Rowe, and Macauly Culkin.

17. Elvis is not who you think of when you hear "the king."

18. Gold pants make you smile.

19. You don't see anything wrong with a 9-year old being called Blanket.

20. You DO know his real name is NOT Blanket.

21. You often finish people's sentences with MJ song titles/quotes (i.e. "I just can't—" "STOP LOVING YOU!!")

22. You make Michael Jackson references that nobody else understands…

23. You Can't Help It if you make Bad/corny sentences using a Thriller amount of song titles by the Man in the Mirror. In fact, it's an Unbreakable habit you find yourself exposing On the Line often. (But hey, that's just Human Nature, right? ;) )

24. You don't just LISTEN to Michael Jackson, but you find yourself dressing and acting like him, and even STUDYING him.

25. You know who/what #FLANAZAPAM is/represents.

26. You try to avoid planning events on June 25th and August 29th.

27. You know MJ was a vegetarian.

28. You know MJ loved to eat KFC.

29. You also understand how the last two reasons work together even though they seem contradictory. LOL

30. You see nothing wrong with someone having an amusement park and zoo in their back yard.

31. You know the real word in "Bad" is SHAMONE and that NSYNC just screwed it up.

32. You discovered Eddie Murphy could sing because he did a song with Michael.

33. Instead of asking someone "What's up?" you ask "Wazupwitu?"

34. You know what PPB means.

35. You know who Captain EO is.

36. You actually understand what's going on in the Smooth Criminal music video.

37. You are fluent in Jacksonese.

38. You often incorporate Michael into your school work.

39. If you have a twitter, you're following almost every Jackson Family member that has an account.

40. There is at least one MJ song that makes you cry.

41. You write History as HIStory.

42. Your idea of an educational song is "ABC".

43. You know who's name is REALLY being said in D.S. (And no, it's not Don Sheldon)

44. You believe Flanagan is secretly a double agent.

45. You know how many plastic surgeries MJ has REALLY had.

46. You know what the worlds most sold album is.

47. You own a copy of it :3

48. You have at least ATTEMPTED to dance like MJ.

49. You think you can moonwalk (even if you can't). (I actually can Moonwalk XD)

50. You know how MJ did the 45degree lean.

51. You proved this to yourself by actually trying…

52. You are a member of, or have at least HEARD of MJJC.

53. You had seen nearly everything in the first half of "Moonwalker" before you ever actually watched the film.

54. You HAVE watched the film. XD

55. You know that Michael really has TWO video games.

56. You can list all of Michael's favorite colors.

57. You can say WHY they're his favorite colors.

58. You've heard of Los Olivos, CA.

59. You've also heard of Encino, CA.

60. You blame Joe Jackson and/or the media for many of Michael's problems.

61. You deny Michael had any problems.

62. You often type "hehe" in place of "haha"

63. You have inside jokes somehow related to Michael.

64. You own at LEAST $75 worth of MJ related stuff.

65. You just added up the price of all your MJ things and shocked yourself on how much you've spent over the years…

66. You have attempted to dress like MJ before.

67. You know what abbreviations such as BTM, BotDF, J5, PPB, CM, LNFSG, and LOVE stand for.

68. You find nothing wrong with someone having a pet monkey, llama, or boa constrictor.

69. You have known Murray was guilty since June 25th, 2009.

70. You know the air-chamber rumors were faked.

71. You understand the Leave Me Alone video.

72. You were ticked off when Bruno Mars got that grammy in 2010…

73. Military jackets are COOL.

74. There is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing just one glove…

75. You know why MJ's skin was "white"

76. You can also explain to someone why his KIDS appeared white.

77. You have seen "This is It".

78. You have read "MoonWalk".

79. You know the difference between "MoonWalk" and "MoonWalker".

80. You automatically start listening to a conversation after someone says "Michael Jackson".

81. Your response to "I Love you" is either "I love you more" or "I love you most".

82. When someone asks you what time it is, you feel tempted to tell them "It's close to miiidniight…"

83. You have talked to/flirted with/STARED at a poster/picture/video/etc of Michael.

84. You will chew anyone out if they even THINK negative thoughts about Michael in your presence.

85. When someone asks if you're alright, you wonder if Annie is also okay…

86. You frequently visit michaeljackson.com.

87. You agree that Ed Chernoff is a jerk.

88. Whenever someone finds out something about MJ, they always ask you if you've heard about it…

89. 99% of the time you have.

90. The best way for someone to get your attention is to say, "Michael Jackson"

91. You can actually pronounce Flanazapam.

92. You have tried to copy Mike's signature at least once.

93. You get irritated by people who claim to be huge MJ fans and only know "Thriller" and "Billie Jean"…

94. You find yourself relating to Michael in random ways.

95. You know what Vitiligo is.

96. You plan on naming your son Michael one day.

97. You don't understand why Thriller is the best selling album when he has some so much better.

98. You can come up with a Michael Jackson quote for nearly every situation.

99. You know where "Ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma co sa" came from.

100. You know how ALL of these scenarios relate to Michael (Without looking them up.)

101. You laughed uneasily at least once while reading this because you didn't realize you were so obsessed.

Michael Jackson Quotes

If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.

Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.

You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.

People always told me, 'Be careful what you do,
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts,'
And momma always told me, 'Be careful who you love,
Be careful what you do, 'cause a lie becomes the truth.'

My goal in life is to give to the world what I was lucky to receive: the ecstasy of divine union through my music and my dance.

Well, they say the sky's the limit, and to me, that's really true.

Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons.

In the end, the most important thing is to be true to yourself and those you love and work hard. Work like there’s no tomorrow. Train. Strive. Really train and cultivate your talent to the highest degree. Be the best at what you do. Get to know more about your field than anybody alive. Use the tools of your trade, if it’s books or a floor to dance on or a body of water to swim in. Whatever it is, it’s yours.

The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life. It is present in the infinity of forms and phenomena that exist in all of creation.

The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.

In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.

Favourite PoM Quotes!

"I mean who measures in metric beard lengths?!" Kowalski, Herring Impaired

"Are you kiddin' meh?" Rico, Herring Impaired

"What's this? Amnesia spray, fantastic!" Private, Truth Ache

"Really? So you needed one of your geekatrons to tell you that!" Skipper, LittleFoot


THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR 20 QUESTIONS. (copy and paste this in your Profile!)

1) Favorite Pairing?


2) Weirdest Pairing you ship?

Alican! (Alicextrashcan) (bonus points if you remember that episode!)

3) Weirdest Pairing?

Skiphole. (SkipperxBlowhole) Dude. They're mortal enemies!

4) Any O.C's?


5) Horror or Friendship?

Uh... Depends...

6) Mystery or Tragedy?


7) Fluff or angst?

How about both? Because I can write some good stuff for both.

8) Weirdest thing you've ever done?

I have no idea.

9) Introvert or Extrovert?

Both, but more intro.

10) Manfredi or Johnson?

Manfredi. Don't ask why.

11) How'd they die?


They were sent on a mission in Ecuador where they were seduced by two, enemy chinstrap sisters who tried sending them to their death by killing them with an exploding trap disguised as the foot of an elephant (Supposedly their meal), which caused a mudslide and buried them deep in the coast of Ecuador where they tried digging escape tunnels only to reach the river where they were chased by flying pirahnas, attempted to go back, mistook the butt of a whale for one of their escape tunnels, and were unable to speak for months so they instead wrote letters to their team before the chinstrap sisters finally finished them off and sent their remains to where the rest of the letters were addressed to as some sort of sick way into threatening the penguins to not transverse on -Insert evil bad guy's name here-'s lands again.


(It's amazing what you can do with those references. XD)

The Truth:


12) Favorite Villain?

Officer X. No idea why.

13) Favorite Penguin?

I have no idea, but if I had to do one... Kowalski or Skipper.

14) Favorite Lemur?


15) Catchphrase?


16) Opinions on Doris the Dolphin?


17) Humanized or Animals?

Animals. THEY RULE!!!

18) Describe the Penguins Humanized. Go!

SKIPPER: Around average height, black buzz cut hair, muscular, Sapphire blue eyes

KOWALSKI: Tall, slim, short black hair. Wears glasses. Blue eyes.

RICO: Above Average Height. Black hair. Mowhawk. Scar on left cheek. Blue eyes.

PRIVATE: Short. Blonde hair. Looks younger than he is. Black hair. Big, baby blue eyes.

19) Your Personality in one word?


20) Did you enjoy this Quizzy thing?

What makes you ask that? Of course I did!

(List some Penguins of Madagascar characters in a random order 1-7)

1. Marlene

2. Skipper

3. Private

4. Rico

5. Kowalski

6. Blowhole

7. King Julien

1.) So. What would you do if you if your school principal was (2)?


Convince him to get rid of the science and English classes, let us go on military camps, and more recess time! :)

2.) What would you do if you accidentally walked in on (5) taking a shower?


Crack up and take Pics of him...Then post them all over the zoo and watch as the fangirls scream all over him. :D

3.) What would you do if (3) and (7) were in a relationship?

(Private and King Julien)

Oh my gods what the hades happened.

4.) What would you do if (1) and (2) got married?

(Skipper and Marlene)

HOLY MOTHER OF EINSTEIN IT CAME TRUE!!! :DDD I'd be begging Marlene and Skipper to make me the Bridesmaid.

5.) What would you do if (6) randomly woke you up in the morning and started singing a Hannah Montana song?


Grab a pistol and make threats until he shuts up.

6.) What would you do if you saw (1) and (4) kissing?

(Rico and Marlene)


7.) What would you do if (2) made you cookies?


Look at the cookies suspiciously and ask if they're not poisoned or don't taste like his Monkfish Surprise. (bonus points if you can remember what Private described it like.)

8.) What would you do if (5) asked you out?


Doesn't he have Doris?

9.) What would you do if (1), (4), and (6) made a boy band?

(Marlene, Rico and Blowhole)

Things would get interesting the moment they met.

10.) What would you do if (2), (4), and (5) were complete and utter stalkers?

(Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski)

Send a decoy of me for them to follow, and stalk them! :D

11.)What would you do if (5) and (7) were in a mental hospital?

(Kowalski and King Julien)

cracks up* Seems legit if Kowalski was dumb like in the Brain Drain episode. I'd bust them out if they landed there by accident or if it was unnecessary. And get Kowalski smart again.

12.)What would you do if you heard (4) singing Poker Face?


Again, Pistol and threats.

13.)What would you do if (1) proposed to you?



14.)What would you do if (2), (4), and (7) were presidents for different countries?

(Skipper, Rico and King Julien)

Oooh! Convince Skipper to ally with Rico and go against Julien. Possibly create WWIII from that. :D

15.)What would you do if (2) and (3) got married?

(Skipper and Private)

Get the shock of my life and when I've calmed down, feel happy for them.

16.)What would you do if (7) tried to convince you they're a purple rhino?

(King Julien)


Believe him and say that makes total sense! :D

17.) What would you do if (3) confided in you of their secret love for (4)?

(Private and Rico)

O.o I'm not a Prico shipper, so... I'd just grin and bear it.

Copy and paste this if you're still waiting for a satyr to show up. And a monster.

Copy and paste this if you're still waiting for four penguins darting around the zoo for stealing a Sno-Cone Truck.

Copy and paste this if you're trying to open a locker that talks to you in your head.

Copy and paste this if you KNOW that the real King Of Pop lives on.

Ships I ship.


Percabeth. (Who doesn't love this?! It's the best thing yet!)

Jasper. (JasonxPiper. YAY)


Tyella. (So Dam cute! Who doesn't love Tyson and Ella together!)

Caleo. (LeoxCalypso. I ship this so bad. I don't know why. C:)

Traitie. (Oh gods that is cute.)

Thuke. (It's nice, and Luke's Diary has some Thuke in it. But it's sad that this couldn't develop.)


Skilene. (I love this to bits!)


Rirky. (RicoxMsPerky. It's cute!)

Pripper. (Father and Son type though, it's sweet.)


Zarter. (It's official People!)

Sanubis/Salt. (Guys, why go love triangle when Hathor and Aphrodite/Venus have quit the little love triangle for Sadie?)

Ruby/Julius. (This couple made the most awesome magicians to walk the earth!!!)


Amian. (How Aphrodite loves messing with this couple.)

Natan. (I'm pretty sure Aphrodite has plans to this. If not, Dan Cahill is going to kill me.)


Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Without GOD, our week would be:








Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, WingedPurpleBookWorm4Life,FluteFishySmart, Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard,Sweetpanda12,

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

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A renovation to the infamous pizzeria brings on a new hope it will actually last this time, and not end up like the other times. But what's the child version of hell without a night-shift guard to be apart of it all? Needing money for rent and to help contribute to her father's surgery, Lizzy Parker takes the job. Rated T because it's Fazbear's. I own nothing but my own oc's.
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We are The Penguins by Totally Kowalski reviews
Human POM story. How The Penguins met and formed their group and coping with school and a secret organization. I accept constructive criticism.
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Escapades on the Book of Faces by Peach Italian Ice reviews
What would happen if our cute and cuddly friends were on Facebook? After consulting with Kowalski, I can now say there's an 82% chance of insanity.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 4/9/2012
Annabeth in Wonderland by carousella reviews
After running after a guy who accidentally grabbed her mother's book, Annabeth Chase fell into a deep hole. Realizing it to be the entrance of an underground city, one thing leads to another, and now the Red Queen wants her dead. With the help of a gorgeous but cocky Mad Hatter, Annabeth will uncover secrets that she, herself never knew. (Based off Alice in Wonderland. Percabeth.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Leo V.
Olympic Heights: The Siege of Hades by Sincerely Kimby reviews
"I wasn't the hero and I'm not sure I ever will be—but with Percy around, the world seems to be in good hands." Book one of Leila Jackson series. What if the great hero Percy Jackson had a twin sister that he grew up with? Rewind and go back to find out exactly what it would have been like for everyone... Twin sister's POV of the Lightning Thief. Pre/Post TLT AU NOT A MARY SUE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,007 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Grover
Five Nights at Fazbear's Fright by Vixin2 reviews
Alternate timeline of my story 'Third Time's the Charm' Needing money and not finding any better job opportunities, Lizzy Parker ends up with a job at Fazbear's Fright as night guard. While it does seem simple at first glance, soon meets the very definition of evil as well as meeting this evil's unknown victims. I own nothing but my oc's. Rated T because it's Freddy's.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/19/2015
Father Nico by PrincessCeliel reviews
When Nico's cousins are turned into little kids, it's a test to see if he can survive them! This next after Mother Thalia, and I would recommend reading that before reading this. It's Rated T just to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
It Truly Exists? I'm Really, Utterly, Truly NOT Crazy? by nightheartbattles reviews
This is me: Billie. I am 14. I live in New Zealand. I go to America for a movie audition. We visit Long Island Sound. I somehow end up at Camp Half-Blood. Along with other campers, I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I meet all the characters that I used to think were fictional but have always hoped were real. I'm not crazy! Yay! How do I take this news? TEMP HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., OC, Albus S. P., Percy J.
Survival Of The Deadly by Mikadaphne28 reviews
The Start of Something New…The Apocalypse. Walking dead roam the earth and Survivors are outmatched, weak and hopeless. Supply's running low and help never seems to come. It's been months now, and our faith is dying. Is there even a prospect for our enduring survival in this seeming unpredictable world? Coarse Language/Violence.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - OC
Baby Got Back by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 11: "She probably looked beautiful, too, but Percy didn't notice because he was too scared of the positively murderous expression on her face."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Leo V.
Percabeth and the Olympians: The Timely War by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy finds out he's a demigod and leaves to protect his mom. While searching for CHB, he comes across Annabeth. What will they do now? What's this about a white owl and black Pegasus? Read, find out, and review. I do not own PJATO. Last called Series Rewrite Book 1
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,082 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Blast to the Past by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
What would it be like if Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, and Bianca were thrown into the past to reduce the number of dead. They have to change the past to change the future, but will they suceed? After TLO, TLH never happened. I do not own PJATO series
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/9/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Bianca A., Nico A. - Complete
Suemageddon: Yin and Yang's story by Yang and Yin-chan reviews
Reuploading time! Suemageddon, a story between evil, good, OCs and Stues, however, the POM gang are MIA! Good and evil must come together to find them, however, four victims that took the place as ghosts must also find out! With the version of Yin and Yang! I own my OCs! Special thanks to Sweetpanda12 for letting me do this story and for making the story Suemageddon!AGHDARNYOUCOVER
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - OC
Two Fangirl World, and back to New York by star7k reviews
When Private and Maurice get bought, Skipper assumes it's by his old enemy and goes after them to get his team member back as well as get his over due revenge. But who exactly did buy Private and Maurice? And why do they have so much money to BUY a penguin and lemur? i don't own PoM . Co-written with Sweetpanda12 the awesome! Set in the year 1991; sort of AU
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Maurice, Private
Nostalgia Critic Reviews The Lightening Thief by Little Mockingjay reviews
Nostalgia Critic reviews the Lightening Thief movie and compares it to the book. Rated for the Critic's language. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Percy J., Grover, Annabeth C. - Complete
Escapades of the Twitter Bird by gracewilliams14 reviews
This is like PeachItalianIce's story "Escapades on the Book of Faces", but instead of FaceBook, it's Twitter. I predict much insanity will follow. Much Humor!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014
On the Run by MichaelJacksonFanGirl1996 reviews
This fanfic is based off the "Smooth Criminal" segment of the movie "Moonwalker". Originally, I wrote a creative essay about the Roaring Twenties with 1920s slang. I've modified it to create the first chapter and put in '30s and '40s slang.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013
100 and more ways to annoy Skipper by TheSkySpiritsTalentShow reviews
Got this from the PenguinsHQ. Featuring: AT, the penguins, lemurs, Marlene, Joey and Barry. Story s done! Thanks everyone! :D
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,233 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Skipper - Complete
Travel Through Time by Hope-Hikari reviews
Sent to the past, the mini big three trio are forced to read the PJO series with heroes they never imagined they would meet. In a chance to spend more time with the more godly side of the family, the three find that maybe, just, maybe, the gods might care more than they let on. Rated T just to be safe. Contains 1 OC. Sorry, but I can't write without her. Discontinued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,585 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012
Life as a Royal Demigod in NYC by IrishGreekGirl reviews
Sequel to Life as a Royal Demigod. Carter has been Queen for three years but does she want to remain Queen? Will she marry Alexander for the sake of her country? Or will she go with her long-time boyfriend Max? Decisions, decisions.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 127,447 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Pixie Dust by Music Person reviews
Peter's hanging out at Harmony's and he's brought Tink and her Pixie Dust with him, but what will it take to get one stubborn penguin off the ground. One-shot. Includes my OC: Harmony. Brief mention of VeggieTales.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Skipper - Complete
TABS - Life With The Penguins: On The Fifth Day by Joshpro8423 reviews
Two months after the reality-bending adventure, the place seemed to have gotten quieter, too quiet. But when two mysterious animals show up with a thirst for vengeance, the team will have to set off to find the only ones who can help them lift a curse set upon two fellow penguins. Will they be able to find the cure them before it's too late?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,967 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013
The Visiting Twins by Flute Chick reviews
Just a week after the Titan Atlas is trapped once again under the sky, two unexpected people come to Camp Half-Blood with a set of five books, all with a VERY familiar name on the front. Only strange occurrences can follow . . . I can't think of a good genre for this one.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
The Other Side of my Family by Tiger Lover Forever reviews
Annabeth has a friend who needs her and Percy's help. What's a girl to do? Why help of course, I mean it is her sister!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,267 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Annabeth C.
ToD again! by starfire207 reviews
Anyway, I restartred the ToD again! In this one, the cast might be doing some travel. So please review and torture- I mean dare the cast!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,320 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012
Just like Dad by ImpulsiveWriter321 reviews
While Percy and Annabeth are away at Camp Half-Blood, their four children are faced with with a blinding light...and a book. Follow along as they read through The Lightning Thief and gain knowledge about their parent's adventures...and gain respect for them as well. *Chapter 2 has been updated to fix some very embarrassing mistakes...*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Scandalous by She Can Scribble reviews
Ever wonder what Marlene's "scandal" was about? And how exactly did she come to New York City? When was the first time she met the penguins?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Marlene, Alice
Who's Bad? by MichaelJacksonFanGirl1996 reviews
Daryl leaves the gang he once was a part of; he'll have more than peer pressure to worry about when he gets back to Duxston after Thanksgiving Break. The relationship between this 17-year-old and his friend, Anastasia, will turn into love. Dark secrets will be revealed and everyone at Daryl's high school will be at risk. And this question still needs to be answered: Who's bad?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012
Taking Back What's Yours by AnotherFacelessAuthor reviews
At the end of Blocking Out Painful Things, Lena and Zack went to live in Alaska. But when Lena continues to have nightmares, she wonders if something else is wrong. As the nightmares continue and she begins to have blocks of memory loss, she wonders if the answer might lie in her parents past. What she discovers could end the demigod race, and she's caught right in the middle of it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,335 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013
PoM Truth or Dare by Ivy000 reviews
From embarrassing questions to shameful dares, this story has it all! Make sure to send in dares and questions and have fun! Pairings: Skilene OCs: Abigail, Alex, Piper, and Maddy, with guest appearances accepted! Enjoy!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013
TABS - Life With The Penguins: 4Ever Or Never by Joshpro8423 reviews
The gang's decision to stay was the best they ever made. But, what happens if none this ever happened, ever. The five will have to find a way to fix the past that has been altered by an unknown enemy. Will they be able to or will they be trapped in this alternate universe, forever?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,090 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Eddsworld Meets Eddinasworld by aurora.sauceda.71 reviews
This is like a gender bender story but to different worlds meet. EddxEddina TomxTammy TordxRory MattxMatty
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
Don't Mess with the Cabins by Retrobution reviews
Due to boredness Travis and Connor Stoll decide to prank all cabins. Will the pranks be a success or a failure? For this there will only be thirteen cabins including the Hades one. *Currently on HIATUS.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,453 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
TABS - Life With The Penguins: Three Heartwarming Words by Joshpro8423 reviews
Another year passed as our two heros progress in their lives along with their three best friends. Then, whilst filming an episode of their movie, the same thing happens, only this time, it's the exact opposite! Can they help get their best furry and feathery friends back to their dimension or will they be stuck in ours?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013
A New Life by 96DarkAngel reviews
When I finally get my memory back, I didn't expect my life to change entirely. Now I have to make the ultimate decision: Good or Evil? Sequel to Breaking the Chains, highly recommend reading it first or you won't understand a thing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,439 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Clemson, The Red Squirrel - Complete
TABS - Life With The Penguins: Back 2 Penguin Land by Joshpro8423 reviews
Three years passed and Josh and Nick Everett will once again return to The Penguins of Madagascar dimension in response to an SOS sent to them by the penguins. They find out what has occurred but will they be able to solve it? And to make matters worse, three of their best friends have stumbled in with them. Will they be able to work together or will it be the end of it all?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
The Golden Prank Book by winonabcd reviews
Hermes equals Stoll. Stoll equals pranks. And pranks equals the Golden Prank Book. Join brothers Travis and Connor Stoll as they try to liven up the camp during the absence of their leader. What pranks would appear? Which ones would become legendary? Hilariousness ensued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Travis S., Connor S.
Percy Jackson and the Siege of Land Half-Blood by SephCurrentDaughterofPoseidon reviews
Was Previously names Robin Hood PJO & HOO Style, but it doesn't really follow much of that line anymore, so it was high time for a new name! Join Percy and friends. as they take down the evil King Kronos, and Luke, his right hand man who is the oppressive ruler of Land Half-Blood. CH 13: Breaking Out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,762 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.
Blocking out Painful Things by AnotherFacelessAuthor reviews
On the run from the gods, Silena 'Lena' Chase Jackson, daughter of Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, is devastated after her parents death. She then hardens her heart and blocks out the pain. When she meets Zack at her fathers old school, she's not sure if her hard core facade will hold, or if it'll fall away. With monsters and drama around every corner, will Zack and Lena survive?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 126,317 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
TABS - Life With The Penguins: Once in a Lifetime by Joshpro8423 reviews
Josh and Nick Everett always dreamed of meeting the penguins. But one night this all came true and they have entered their world and have even transformed into penguins! Now, in their new bodies, they will have to find a way to get back home. What makes it worse is they know a lot of classified penguin secrets. Will they ever get back home without causing too much trouble?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Life as a Royal Demigod by IrishGreekGirl reviews
Carter grew up as the princess of Greece. When she finds out her family are the guests of honor at a banquet in Manhattan, her life changes completley with one guest in paticular.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 87,845 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Piper M. - Complete
Mother Thalia by PrincessCeliel reviews
Thalia Grace has to take a test- but not the standard one! Hilarity ensues when Percy and Nico are turned into little kids, and Thalia must keep an eye on them. Rated T for absolutely no reason at all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,625 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Thalia G. - Complete
Race Against Time: Virus by Author Espanya reviews
Following another run-in with Blowhole, Skipper contracts a mysterious, chronic, never-before-seen, possibly fatal disease. Kowalski races against time to find a cure as well as maintain order within the team, however a series of "unlucky events" constantly hinders his quest for success. As Skipper's condition steadily deteriorates, will Kowalski be able to save his leader in time?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
Little Lemur Lost by Little Ita-chan reviews
Mort has found himself alone in the zoo. Where is everyone? And who is this stranger that looks just like him? There is something more going on than there appears. Rated K plus for safety.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Mort - Complete
Life Never Dies by CheshireGirl0913 reviews
Emily's dad is gone, but he has left some old friends behind to keep her company. Now Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends must teach her how innocence and joy can be found in many places. Even in ones she didn't expect.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012
All That's Left by Batmanskipper reviews
My Halloween special! James knew he never should have taken that dare. Everyone knew the Central Park Zoo was haunted. If he hadn't been so anxious not to be called a chicken he probably would have paid more attention to the fact that nobody who entered the zoo had ever been seen again. But, it was too late to think of that now. He'd already gone inside...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Private - Complete
The Brown-Eyed Panther by MichaelJacksonFanGirl1996 reviews
Based off of "Panther Dance" from "Black or White" music video.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012
Combinding magic by chemicaldaisy reviews
Sadie, Carter, Zia, and Walt head on another adventure when Zia's birthday goes amiss. they all agree it has something to do with the strange forces from Manhattan and set out to find out, meeting Percy Jackson, Jason Grace and gang. PLEASE REVIEW! :D
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
Belong by Luna daughter of Hecate reviews
There have always been demigods who feel as if they don't belong in their cabin. They don't think that they fit in. For example, a thalassaphobic daughter of Poseidon, or a son of Apollo that can't shoot an arrow to save his life. Set in the future. No Big Three Vow anymore. Each chapter (There will probably be one for each cabin) will focus on a different demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012
Time Traveling 101 by HeadSmashedInBuffaloJump reviews
Percy and Annabeth stumble onto a whirlpool that whisks them to Ancient Greece. Will they be able to survive in ancient Greece, find out how to get back home, and figure out who created this time machine?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,178 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
When West Meets Alternate East 3 Tai Lung Return by auroraminamino reviews
When the lemurs and Marlene end up following The Team to Alternate China they are literally shocked when they get there. The guys bust Kowalskis tail feathers saying that its going to blow, but never the less figure out what's going on. Turns out Pos final move on Tai Lung didn't finish him off and that hes going to come back. Its bad as he gets himself a captive before arriving.
Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Breaking the Chains by 96DarkAngel reviews
My family and I have moved to New York for the summer. I thought, without anyone I knew there, it would be boring, but boy was I wrong.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,352 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Private, Clemson - Complete
And Now They Clash by CrazierThanLeo reviews
Carter and his gang stumble into Camp Half-Blood, and Thalia tries to get them all to have a friendly reunion. Will it work? Who knows. Rated T 'cuz I want it to be. Also for later chapters. PERCABETH, TRAITE, THALICO CARTEZIA ? SALT & MORE. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Thalia G., Carter K.
When West Meets Alternate East 2 Skippers Curse by auroraminamino reviews
When to many missions start to take there toll on The Team, Skipper decides they need a vacation. Somewhere with no lemurs, no dolphins and no crazy puffins! So Kowalski dusts off The Gizmo and they head to The Jade Palace. When evil suddenly strikes will Skipper be zen enough to take it on? Or will it strike down both him and Shifu?
Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Shifu, Skipper - Complete
When West Meets Alternate East by auroraminamino reviews
For the first time for me the full summery is inside! I hope you all like it. Its a bit angsty because of how Kowalski is feeling guilty a good amount of time, but don't worry hes OK.
Crossover - Kung Fu Panda & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Complete
Training by day, Pranking by Night by YouCantCancelQuidditch7 reviews
What happens when you mix the Stolls, Jordan Stoll their little sister , and pranks at night? Bad Things
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Connor S., Travis S.
Riordan Readings: The Maze of Bones by Luv-Rain reviews
A secret host gathers the Clue hunters, some demigods, and the Egyptian magicians in a room to read one book from "The 39 Clues", "Percy Jackson", and "The Kane Chronicles". Read the first installment of "Riordan Readings". Rated K plus. PLEASE READ!
Crossover - 39 Clues & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010
The Doctor and the King of Pop by foreverx reviews
The Doctor has a poignant encounter with Michael Jackson, the legendary King of Pop.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - 10th Doctor
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Cora Gould: The Mystery of Eagle's Cross reviews
Full Summary inside prologue. Rated T for future chapters. Updates (somewhat) weekly, check every Friday (or something like that involving Friday) for the new chapters!
Eddsworld - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Tom, Matt, Edd, OC
Suemageddon reviews
K Plus. It's a writer's worst nightmare. Canon characters are MIA, Mary-Sues taken over, but there is a group of OCs with a resistance. The plan? Find the canons, kill the Sues, the day is saved. However, its easier said than done. The Sues will stop at nothing to get rid of the resistance, so Blowhole and Penguins OCs have to come together to fight back before it's too late.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - OC
He still cares reviews
This is taking on the reader's PoV from a first-person perspective. The character of the reader has been written so that it is gender-neutral. Rated K plus because I may end up making Eddheads cry buckets of tears.
Eddsworld - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Edd, OC - Complete
The Dead: Piper's Diary reviews
Just a one-shot diary entry into the female penguin of the The Dead. Can be accepted as canon or non-canon. Rated T for blood and gore references, and multi-lingual swearing.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2014 - OC - Complete
When a TARDIS and a Winged Tin-Can collide reviews
A oneshot I posted on dA. Wanna continue it from here? Help yourself. Just credit me.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Captain EO - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Captain EO - Complete
Suemageddon: Christmas reviews
So it's the first Christmas after the war against the Sues, and everything seems well. Or kinda. Two insights on two characters on different sides during their first one after the war in the first chapter, then double sided in the next. Is a little fluffy on both. :3
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Skipper, Dr. Blowhole, OC - Complete
Diana, the Dangerously Bloody
I rated this thing M for a reason, ya know. Threeshot Songfic. What happened those years for Kowalski, when the rest of his team were/were not secretly hoping that he and Doris will come together again? When Kowalski was back with Doris? What about his team-mates? A lot. Songs: Dirty Diana, Dangerous, Blood On The Dance Floor. Again, MJ-Inspired. Title derived from the song titles.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Kowalski
The Reverse World reviews
The penguins, lemurs and Marlene find themselves in a reverse world, where everything is the complete opposite of their own, um, everything. What happens to the original penguins, and will they ever make it back to the real world? My first Fanfic! Rated K cuz I'm paranoid.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,190 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Skipper
The Truth reviews
From when she was young, Ozzie told Heather that her mother had died of an accident. However, he's been playing possum at that statement. What if she was hiding in New York? And what if a certain team of penguins begins to uncover one of their friend's secrets?
Crossover - Over the Hedge & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012
Childhood Memories reviews
My tribute to my childhood hero since I was Half-A-Year old. I Own Nothing! One-shot.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
Truth or Dares: The Return in story mode reviews
Hey Guys! Since my last one got deleted, I'll doing it again! But This is in story mode this time! Please send in dares in PM or the Reviews! You can embarrass the PoM and the PJO characters with truths, or make their lives *ahem* more enjoyable with Dares! Co-Hosted With Yang and-Yin chan! Please no Flames!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012