Author has written 13 stories for Regular Show, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Misc. Games.
Hello, losers. Mister Nanook here to "unleash my imagination." I'm already an established author here, so shove it.
Here's the basics:
I write Adventure Time and Regular Show fanfics.
I'm a perfectionist, so I'll update my fanfics frequently just to correct any mistakes. If it's anything drastic, I'll alert the readers.
I don't favor any pairings, nor am I a shipper.
I absolutely hate Fiolee with a passion and will never read any stories involving them. It's nothing personal. I am tolerating them as of now, but I sure as hell will never like this stupid pairing.
I can be extremely rotten towards others, but only if you tick me off. Other than that, I am easy to confront and love to talk.
TIPS ON WRITING FANFICS
1. Write an outline for your story
2. Give a good summary to your fanfic
3: Learn to take criticism
4: Know how to spell
5: Be creative!
6: Use pacing properly
7: Respond to reviews
8: Make lengthy chapters
9: Let readers know that you're alive
10: Follow the rules!
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Why don't you update more often?
A: I'm a very busy person, so I'm unable to write 24-7. As a college student, I have to keep up with my studies so I can't spend time writing my stories. It's unfortunate, but education has to come first.
Q: What is the "three-month rule"?
A: The three-month rule is something I created. In a nutshell, it means that if an author hasn't update their fanfic for three months, I consider them dead. By that point, I would've most likely lost interest in the fanfic, so there's no real reason to consider them alive. If they do update their after three months, they're resurrected.
Q: Can you review my fanfic? What about my friend's?
A: I do review by request occasionally, but it's not exactly a service I provide. If I have time, I'd be happy to give you my two cents. Please note that I am brutally honest and capable of hurting other people's feelings. Proceed with caution.
Q: Why are you so mean to people?
A: That's just how I am. Being brutally honest is how I roll. You don't have to like it, but that's how it is.
Q: Can I have some advice for my fanfic?
A: If you're willing to listen to me, then by all means.
Q: Can I suggest ideas for a fanfic?
A: I don't accepts requests or suggestions for fanfics (unless for What If?s). If I didn't come up with it, it's not worth writing.
Q: How about suggestions for future chapters of already-existing stories?
A: Once again, no. I always follow the outlines that I set for my stories. I never seek input for my stories by the fans. Please keep your suggestions, ideas, or requests to yourself.
Q: Can we be friends?
A: As long as you don't ask me to edit your stories or promote you in any way, we can be fanfic buddies. I will not share any personal information whatsoever. It's just something I was taught as a kid.
Q: Why did you cancel (fanfic name)?
A: Many factors can play into a cancellation. It could be because I didn't feel the story had potential, I got bored with it, I couldn't find a way to make it work within its respective universe, and other reasons could play a factor. I tend to post unreleased content from time to time, but don't get your hopes up for a full-on resurrection.
Q: What do you have against Omid/regulardude94/XxItS420SoMeWhErExx?
A: Omid is a terrible fanfic author with no talent or charisma that built his entire career out of ripping me off and possibly others. His one fanfic that actually made him relevant is nothing more than a ripoff of my first fanfic The Last Day. It wasn't until I called him out that he admitted his blatant plagiarism. I have absolutely zero tolerance for crap like that and for him to call me out and slander me is something I could never forgive. He has since retired due to losing "creative spirit" or whatever. Most likely, that means he found himself unable to write without plagiarizing someone else's work because he can't come up with ideas of his own. Whatever the case, I'm glad he's no longer writing. It's even better that's completely disappeared off the face of the earth. So thank you, Omid for doing the wisest thing you've ever done in your life: staying far away from fanfiction.
Q: Do you really think you're the best author in the world?
A: Of course not. My work doesn't even compare to certain authors around here. 00SparkAchu00, BladeGuy9, Neverthrive, GearSolidSnake, and many others are way better than me. I'm very passionate about my work. Nothing wrong with that.
Q: What does "Nanook" even mean?
A: It means "Polar Bear". Nanook was the master of bears in Inuit mythology.
What, you have a question? Ask, then!
ANNOUNCEMENT: None at the moment.
CURRENT FANFIC STATUS: Bound by Lust, Separated by Life chapter twenty-one is finally complete. Chapter twenty-two will follow soon.
Chapter two of The Last Day 2: Final Hours is now complete and out for your reading pleasure. Chapter three will be finished sometime in July.
RELEASE DATES: Chapter twenty-one of Bound by Lust, Separated by Life is finally out! Take a look! Chapter twenty-two released date TBA.
The second chapter of The Last Day 2: Final Hours is finally out! Go read it, you son of a bitch! Chapter three release date TBA.
*Release dates are subject to change with or without notice.
Well, that's about it. I hope you guys enjoy what I bring to the table. Nanook out.