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Joined 05-25-12, id: 4021416, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
Author has written 4 stories for H.I.V.E..

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Once Upon a Drabble by wrr0rzxpurrt reviews
Come one, come all! Drabbles of death, life, love, laughs - all short, all meticulously written, and all starring AF and Co. R, R, & R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011
Banana Milkshake by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
Otto's holed up in a safe house with Raven as his only companion, and he has nothing to do but wiggle his toes. He's BOUND to get bored out of his genius mind. Unfortunately, his attempt to make time pass by more quickly is disastrous, to say the least...
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Otto M., Natalya/Raven - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
D'arvit My Life by Redbookbluebook reviews
I was kidnapped by a twelve year old. D'arvit My Life! -Holly. Foaly creates a website where the LEPrecon can post stories about the hilariously terrible things that happen to them. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Foaly, Julius R. - Complete
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Otherwise Known as Tib reviews
For a while, Nero has felt that HIVE needs a new extracurricular activity. (Nothing wrong with water polo, of course, and the students love it, but still...) Ignoring the suggestions of his faculty and staff, he decides to start an orchestra. Wing and Laura are staying out, Otto is reading up on the violin, Shelby and Franz are grudgingly auditioning, and Maestro Nigel? He's ready.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014
Queen of the HIVE reviews
The second year Alphas are undertaking one of their most difficult challenges yet: class elections. Otto and Laura, Wing and Shelby, Franz and Nigel, and nine other partnerships are competing to be the ultimate victors. With only one week to get the majority of the school to choose sides, the campaigns soon become dirty. But only one can win.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
Safety Hazard or Celebration? reviews
It's the 4th of July, and Shelby thinks a celebration is in order. Otto thinks she's a terrorist. Laura wants peace and quiet. Wing is confused. Nigel tries to disappear. Franz never wants to do another Practical Technology assignment with her. Oneshot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Shelby T. - Complete
The Dangers of Preoccupation reviews
When all of his friends are off in their own little worlds, Nigel hatches an evil plan.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Nigel D. - Complete