Author has written 8 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, and Goosebumps.
All I gotta say is, I love Fifth Harmony, One Direction, House Of Anubis, Camren and many more.
I LOVE HOUSE OF ANUBIS!
House of Anubis ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
"You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.
If you're a House of Anubis Fan, copy and paste this-
-->If you believe in God and are proud of it then copy and paste this into your profile.
-->This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
-->If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
-->If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
-->If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
-->If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
-->If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.
-->If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-->If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
-->If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
-->If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
-->If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-->If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
-->If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
-->If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
-->If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
-->If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
-->The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink,when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile and thought this was funny. But I hate racism more! No offense, but for the racist white people, if yo didn't know, a really long time ago, white people were slaves too. So don't be racist!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh snap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. But when they punch you back, don't say I didn't warn you...
Hoa funny and romantic Quotes!
Fabian: We got it all wrong... you know breaking up and stuff... you know your the One right?
Nina: The Chosen One...
Fabian: My Chosen One...
Mara: Your Mr. Flemings replacement?
Amber: I AM SO PLEASED HE HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!!
Rambunctious Laughter from the class and a confused look from Jason.
Amber: SORRY, that didn't come out right!!
Alfie: I know where this belongs... Hey, where's Jerome?
Amber: I don't know... So, you were pretty brave today, Alfie.
Alfie: I've been thinking, maybe Amfie does have a certain ring to it.
Amber: I think you mean Alber?
Alfie: Well, I may have certain conditions.
Amber: You have certain conditions! * Short Breath * And I'm calm. Ok, let's here them.
Alfie: Well, for starters, I'm thinking matching monster masks.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I am not a vegeterian for because I love animals. I am a vegeterian because I hate plants.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend laughs at you, trips you again, and continues to laugh.
ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
By the way, I copied this from someone's page. So I didn't feel like changing the I's.
THINGS TO DO AT A MOVIE THEATER
true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap the person telling you this.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. I did.
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