Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tail, and Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z.
Age: That one number next to that one number before the other number
Personality: Nice, Mean, Kind, Bitchy, Smart, Dumbass, Crazy, Shy, Loud, Outgoing, Lovable, Weird
Appearance: Short, Dark brown hair, African American (but i'm pale because i live in WA), Cute
Place: Washington D.C
Ice Cream: Raspberry
Manga: Heart no Kuni no Alice
Male Character: Kadaj (F.F.VII.); Boris (A.I.T.C.O.H)
Female Character: Sango (Inu)
Song: Oh Sherri by Steve Perry
Movie: Lord of the Rings; The Fellowship of the Ring
Game: Soul Caliber IV
These are some pictures of what the PPGZ and RRBZ look like in my story.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list below!
Directions: Give each character a number and use your reaction to answer the following questions!
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Erza: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?
Me: *looks at Erza then rolls back over* five more minutes.
Erza: THIS IS MY ROOM GET OUT!!
Me: *pouts* your know people are trying to sleep. *goes back to sleep*
Erza: *re-equip her Heaven's Wheel Armor and points all the swords at me*
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Loke: Why not?
Me: You have plenty and I don't like deffective kity cats *turns and laughs*
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: Close the door when you leave.
Natsu: Oka. So can you hide me for awhile
Me: *turns off water and grabs a towel* From who?
Natsu: Lucy. I walked in on her while she was taking a shower.
Me: *smiles evily* And you believe i won't kill you.
Natsu: Yea... Where did you get that. *points to a giant rock*
Me: Oh this I use this for when people walk in while I'm taking a shower.
Natsu: It's a good thing I'm saf- *gets smashed into the ground by the rock*
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: ABOUT TIME!!
5 cooked you dinner?
I'm in heaven *sniffs then hugs Mira*
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *call Juvia over*
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: *hugs Happy* I'm already part of your family.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: I'm still confused.
Me: *sighs* You are the dragon of the wind and you're a healer
Wendy: So what are you confused about?
Me: YOU ARE A FREAKING HEALER AND YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!
9 made fun of your friends?
Me: Are you drunk?
Bisca: Nope. *feels a shiver then looks over to see Erza ready to fight*
Erza: So what did you mean when you said I was a Bipolar maniac?
whole guilds runs for their lives*
10 ignored you all the time?
Me: You know i can help you with Gray right?
Juvia: So what do I need to do?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Erza: Stay with me at all times.
Me: I feel sorry for the serial killers
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Utau: I'll carry you like a princess
Me: I rather walk on my leg
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Me: Natsu you do realize i can't eat fire
Natsu: Well if you don't want it I'll eat it. *grabs the steak thats on fire*
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: Kill Natsu for me! *Coughs and passesout*
Alzack: I figured it was Natsu who did this.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Mira: *snicker then pulls out a camera*
Me: *looks at Mira with a questioning look*
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Gray: FINALLY I DONT HAVE A STALKER!!
Me: You retard. This was to make you jealous
Gray: Why would I be jealous of Juvia?
Me: *Chokes the crap out of Gray*
Someone dumped you. How will 7 cheer you up?
Happy: You want some fish?
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Me: *cries like there is no tomorrow*
Wendy: I think we should so shopping
Me: *perks up* You wanna come with me?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Bisca: GO GRAYSAMALOVER!!
Gray: please dont say the name out loud
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Juvia: Juvia is curious about why you're laughing.
Me: *points to Gray that is alseep with Natsu writing all over it*
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
She threw me in the air and let me fall to the ground... OF COURSE I'D HAVE NIGHTMARES!
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Me: Who aren't you in love with?
Loke: Natsu, Gray, Elfman, basically all guys
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Dad: Out of all the people you pick a stupid one?
Natsu: *puts on a poker face* I'm highly intelligent. So I resent those words you tries to verbally tried to hurt me with.
Me: *shocked that Natsu actually said something smart.*
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
I hope not.
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Gray make sure Juvia doesn't find out
Juvia: *killing aura appears and scares all the girls*
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
It's either I look weird or he wants fish
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Me: How can you say that when you have Romeo?
Wendy: *turns deep crimson*
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Me: *takes bagel and devours it* thank you!!
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
For the first few minutes then she would flood the place.
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
Me*looks at the death glare from Erza* Hey do you wanna listen to it now?
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Loke: Hey *emo hairdo and pale skin*
Me: Still not attractive
Wendy: I think Lucy likes it though
6 told 3 she started her period.
Natsu: I KNEW YOU WERE A GIRL ALL THIS TIME!!
Gray: *punches Natsu in the face*
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Me: *eating popcorn*
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Me: You look so beautiful. I bet Fried thinks so too.
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Natsu: GRAY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!
7 got high.
Me: You found the catnip didn't you?
8 reads your fan fictions and complains. What is it about?
Me: You're just mad that i didn't pair you up with Romeo
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?
Bisca: *tells the council where Jellel is*
Me: That's going to far and I would run if I was you.
Erza: *tears streaming down her eyes as she tries to kill Bisca*
10 starts working at a bar.
I would like a Blood Mary
2 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 1.
How is that possible
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Me: Yay now it will be a hot tub!!
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Neither cause I kick them off and shows them how it's really done.
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Gray: So what's the mission
Erza: We have to get Lucy and Natsu together.
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
Bisca: It's weird to see the stalker become the stalkee
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?
How to Train Your Dragon
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to a
pply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted
CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct )
DO NOT CHEAT
TAKE 3 MINUTES
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT
4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY?
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE!
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN -BEEP- RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIEND:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will re post this crappp!
Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it! :D
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man:But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man:I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man:I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman:Really, then it will be to smack you.
Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Woman:If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me
Man: baby, what's your flavor?
Man:I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Woman:Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk
Man:I can see forever in your eyes.
Woman:But all I can see is never in yours.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep
Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
Male: I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?
Woman: No, but there are plenty of others over in the rejection section.
Male: If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be McGorgeous.
Woman: Really? You’d be McStupid.
Male: Was that an Earthquake or did I just rock your world?
Woman: No, that was just me slapping you across the face.
Male: Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Woman: Sorry, but there’s no bandaid for an eye that is black and blue.
Male: You better know CPR, because I think you just took my breath away.
Woman: No, but I do know how to suffocate a pervert who’s gotten too close.
Male: Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt, my eyes.
Woman: Hey, you’ve got something in your eyes, my foot!
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)
Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.
Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!
Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.
Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.
Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.
Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it
Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.
Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)
Normal people: Don't care about the moon.
Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )
Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.
Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!
Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.
Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!
Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)
Normal people: Say that money is power.
Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)
Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)
Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.
Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.
Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.
Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!
Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.
Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.
Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.
Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.
Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!
Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yu-gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Catching a pidgeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.