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THIS ACCOUNT WAS HACKED AND SCRUTINIZED BY SACHIKO. YOU MAD, BRO? Nah kiddin' she gave ze password.
HEY!!!! HOPE! CAPSLOCK MODE CAUGHT MEH. AND YOUR PROMISE BITCH, DON'T FORGET ME IN YOUR NEXT UPDATE. Ja ne... erm see you at school!
Alrighty, this is Sachiko Keidi Honoki also known as Hotshot, Hope gave me access to her account because I said 'Dude, you should update your profile it's been, what?, a hundred years since you updated your shit.' So I will update her profile for her, put up an avatar, and possibly fuck some shit up (you know, leave a little fucked up shit courtesy of moi)
My comments will be marked with a 'SKH'
And I will add shit pretending I'm Hope. *Evil cackle*
Given Name: Hope Hikari Blake.
SKH: Ne, I created Hope's name because I made her into my OC. Hope because she brings Hope to the world (Well my mornings at school) Hikari because she is fucking bright. And Blake because she wants a badass boy name.
Last Name: Hibiki
SKH: Hope is a GUNDAM addict, the 'Hibiki' is a surname only true Gundam Seed fans will recognize
Age: Now? It's ranges from 1-100. I'M GOING TO COLLEGE SOON!!! *gasp* *die*
SKH: I am older than her. NYAHA
Gender: Female. My mother and other relatives question this. WHY!? I. AM. A. GIRL.
SKH: She doesn't want me to fuck this up T.T
Height: 5 foot something
SKH: I didn't pay any attention to your height onee-chan
Weight: 100 lbs or something. You know what, it doesn't matter anyway.
SKH: But from my observation, you are one heavy bitch (blame it on my height)
Eye color: Brown, though I wish it could have been more exotic like having a unicorn print in my iris.
Hair color: Brown. Really long wavy brown hair. No seriously, it's really long. It's part of what I'm known for in school. IT IS MY PRIDE AND JOY!!!
Complexion: Fair. Pale. I sometimes look like a white lady in most of my pictures especially in my class pics. Sucks.
Nationality: I may not look like a hundred percent Filipino (blame the genes for being Spanish) but I AM. I LOVE THE PHILIPPINES!!! Though I can't say the same for the government. (I have the mind of the terrorist. Forgive my gruesome brain)
SKH: The avatar is Kirigaya Kazuto also known as Kirito in Sword Art Online or SAO. Bathe in the AWESOMENESS (Like Prussia)
ATTENTION ALL AUTHORS!!!!
SKH: Aha, flattery won't get you a year supply of Pocky my dear but I appreciate the effort.
Fanfic is oxygen. BOOM. Chemistry.
Me: "I love you babe."
Hotshot: "I love you too love."
Hotshot: "We shall not speak of this again."
Me: "Agreed. There is nothing to speak about."
WARNING: This page may contain (mostly all) random stuff and stuff you may not be able to understand. If you feel it will crush your sanity wall, I suggest you click the back button or just close this tab, I don't mind, I don't want you blaming me when you're in a mental facility. I've got enough psychos trying to kill me already. Seriously, it's like I have a bull's eye painted at the back of my head. I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING! Kinda.
If you think this page is crazy and full of crap well...I don't need your opinion, I'm contented with someone liking it. I have my morals so I won't flame or curse you as long as we leave each other's businesses.
I may speak my mind here so there's going to be a lot of craziness and I might unleash here my insanity box so...whatever, do what you want, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY!!! (well our country is, I don't know about yours...but whatever. WRONG!!! OUR COUNTRY IS NOT FREE ANYMORE. POOR US!!!...carry on)
I might also blabber a lot here, though I'm not a whiner.
I might upload random stories...as in you won't be familiar with the characters. The reason being is that, Hotshot has her own story full of anime x-overs, it's full of OC's. So if you see one, you might not be able to understand anything, but we'll try our best to make it great.
SKH: Well my stories revolve around Hetalia, and possibly some Kingdom Hearts.
Dad: "Dear, are you awake? Wake up." *opens the light*
Me: "Huh? Whut?"
Dad: "Don't wake up yet. No need to wake up. Classes are suspended. Go back to sleep." *turns off the light*
Me: "Did he just wake me up to tell me to go back to sleep?"
Inner me: "Yup. Now duck for the cover and sleep."
You can't spell slaughter without laughter
People I know here:
1.Sachiko Keidi Honoki previously known as Skylar Trap - we're the best of buds and you're going to see her name in this page a lot. Though, I'll reffer her to as Hotshot.
2. CrAzY-SiLLy-Me - she's my idol and role model!!! I love her and her stories to the core!!! we converse to each other when we have free times.
3. Mattsky- he's my nii-san. I call him Mattie-nie.
Note: Dear Hotshot,
SKH: My dear Esperanza, I. AM. ANTISOCIAL. ne?
Hotshot: "How's being president?"
Me: "Meh, I do get to order people around."
Hotshot: *gasp* "You power hungry bitch!"
Me: "I admit, I do like the authority."
Hotshot: "I shall call you Madam President."
Me: "Cool. Now kiss my feet peasant"
Things to know about me: (This is in random order because...well, because)
1. You know the dude Sachiko Keidi Honoki or Skylar Trap? (that's her pen name) yeah HER, we basically have the same likes, dislikes and attitude (BUT SHE'S A MUCH BIGGER PERV THAN I AM!!!) so if you want to know anything about me, go to her page cause I'm too lazy to type anything.
SKH: That's true, since I'm here updating your profile.
2. Yes, I won't deny it...I have OCD about random things. (There, are you happy now Hotshot?)--But she too has OCD, HA!
SKH: Puh-lease, I just have OCD with pencils not almost EVERYTHING
3. You should know, I'm a bit possessive so-- NOBODY CALLS SKYE HOTSHOT BUT ME!!! okay? Good, 'cause it's not like you have any other choice.
SKH: Shit, how much sugar is in your coffee anyway?
4. I am straight, but I have a great amount of boyishness with me. (ask my mom, she questions my sexuality!!)
5. Like what Hotshot said...I don't like Karin (Naruto), though I mean no offense to her fans...just stay away from me.
I can like them. Depending on the fanfic- on how they are portrayed ne?
6. I want to be a terrorist. A good one I mean, you know, the one like Zero? (Code Geass)
SKH: Say what you want but we all know you're going to assassinate presidents one day.
7. I like listening to Japanese music (P.S. I love Flow !!!!)
8. I have this classmate dude that made a a self-proclaimed caretaker-much like Hotshot's son, only with different terms 'coz I don't like being called a mom. Her "son" and the dude I'm taking care of are best buddies.
9. I'm a grammar nazi.
10. I'm positive I have a psychological disorder.
11. I GET LAZY MOST OF THE TIME (you too Hotshot, say it with me). But if I put my head into it, I'll probably accomplish something
SKH: LAZEH! LAZEH! LAZEH! PROCRASTINATION OWNS ME
--I'll add the rest when I'm able to conquer the force of procrastination--
*My Friend that I cannot name because I do not have her permission and I staring at no where*
Friend: *looks up*
Me: *slaps friend out of no where at the same time she looks up*
Me & Friend: *laughs*
Me: "I dunno."
Me & Friend: *laughs*
Friend: *slaps me*
Me & Friend: *laughs*
Classmate: "President, what are you doing?"
Me: "I slapped her."
Friend: "I slapped her back."
Me & Friend: "Then we laughed." *laughs*
Classmate: *slowly backs away*
Hotshot and I are really good friends. We share the same laziness and likes. We are quite inseparable. We're really good buddies 'cause of our weirdness and craziness. AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT!! I don't know how I can live without her!!! Nah, I'm just kindding. I survived more than a decade without her but now that she's here, she ain't going anywhere. *possessive yandere me emerge!*
You might not wanna mess with us, or even just one of us 'cause we can put up an army to search and destroy you.
Like she said, we love COFFEE, Pocky, and CHOCOLATE!! (I bring the coffee, she brings the Pocky--it rhymes!)
We started working together because of Biology (THANK YOU MS.G!!!). Then we became close and formed and indestructible bond because of anime and fanfiction.
We have another who I shall not name bcoz I don't have her permission. Together we are WW3.
Me: *tells my mom and aunt a joke*
Mom and aunt: *silent* *pokerface*
Me: LAUGH AT MY JOKE PEASANTS!!!
Mom and aunt: "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. "
I'm a random person. A spur-of-the-moment kind of dude.
Gundam 00 (why?! why did they conclude it?!! why?!)
Gundam Seed Destiny (like Hotshot said: THEY ARE SEPARATE DAMMIT. Where's the movie!!!??)
Code Geass (Lelouch is alive okay? He's immortal and he's living with C.C.--I know 'cause I said so)
Naruto w/ Naruto Shippuden (I JUST FREAKIN' LOVE IT!)
Fairy Tail (I don't really watch the anime or read the manga but I Love reading fanfics about it)
Sword Art Online or SAO (SKH: I added this to you're list cuz' we fangirl about it)
Tales of the Abyss (No I don't play the game. Sue me.)
Wrestling (as in WWE. They rock)
John Green (He's is awesome, period. DFTBA. Go Nerdfighters!)
A dear friend that I cannot name because I don't have her permission (like what I've said she's a friend of ours. Is she even considered as a like? I mean, she's not made for entertaining purposes but she sure is entertaining as hell.)
Hannibal (Psychos gotta stick together ne?)
Will Graham (We mentally challenged people always has each other)
Mussolini (I'm his reincarnation)
Al Capone (Awesome badass)
Pizza, chocolate, pastries, deserts, FOOD
NOTE: THIS IS THE END OF MY PERSONAL PROFILE, THE REST ARE BUNCHES I COLLECTED (I DID NOT MAKE THEM)
Sakura talking in normal font, Sasuke's thoughts in italics
Why don't you understand?
Why do you always act like you hate me?
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, Freedom and Hope
SASUKE RULES CLUB: If you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess, Freedom and Hope
ITACHI IS AWESWOME!!: If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Freedom and Hope
R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49, Minami-to-yuri no hana, Tiger Priestess, Freedom and Hope
KISHIMOTO IS DRIVING ME NUTS!: If the newest Naruto manga chapters are driving you insane due to Sasuke's desicion to destroy/get revenge on Konoha, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Freedom and Hope
THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, SasuSaku15394, Tiger Priestess, Freedom and Hope
IF SASUSAKU DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE ANIME/MANGA: I will join an angry mob of SasuSaku fans to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou 'til he puts in SasuSaku, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411, narutolove1987, tearsofjoy159, Bulla49, Tiger Priestess, Freedom and Hope
THE ZEROYUUKI FOREVER FANCLUB: If you prefer Yuuki with Zero rather than Kaname from Vampire Knight/Guilty, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Freedom and Hope
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower, Cool Anime Girl, Sasukeluva223, SukiUchiha15, Sakura2cute4u, O-Mi-Gawd-Drama, Freedom and Hope
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:
If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:
Pink Crescent Moon,
AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.
VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.
Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto)
Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.
Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.
The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid ugly WHORE!!
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
If you love SasuSaku, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book, movie, or T.V. show and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you relate anything and everything in your life to your favorite movie/book/show, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that SasuSaku is the only way to go, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you believe that Sasuke and Sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!
If you believe Shikamaru and Ino belong together copy and paste this in your profile!
If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here:Freedom and Hope
If you are 110 OBSESSED with NejiTen, SasuSaku,NaruHina, &ShikaIno, AND you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here:
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile –
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
If you believe Naruto and Hinata belong together copy and paste this to your profile!
If you believe Neji and Tenten belong together copy and paste this to your profile!
If you believe Sakura and Sasuke belong together copy and paste this to your profile!
If you hate Karin copy and paste this to your profile!