![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. THIS ACCOUNT WAS HACKED AND SCRUTINIZED BY SACHIKO. YOU MAD, BRO? Nah kiddin' she gave ze password. HEY!!!! HOPE! CAPSLOCK MODE CAUGHT MEH. AND YOUR PROMISE BITCH, DON'T FORGET ME IN YOUR NEXT UPDATE. Ja ne... erm see you at school! Alrighty, this is Sachiko Keidi Honoki also known as Hotshot, Hope gave me access to her account because I said 'Dude, you should update your profile it's been, what?, a hundred years since you updated your shit.' So I will update her profile for her, put up an avatar, and possibly fuck some shit up (you know, leave a little fucked up shit courtesy of moi) My comments will be marked with a 'SKH' And I will add shit pretending I'm Hope. *Evil cackle* SKH: The avatar is Kirigaya Kazuto also known as Kirito in Sword Art Online or SAO. Bathe in the AWESOMENESS (Like Prussia) Hi!!! ATTENTION ALL AUTHORS!!!! SKH: Aha, flattery won't get you a year supply of Pocky my dear but I appreciate the effort. Fanfic is oxygen. BOOM. Chemistry. Me: "I love you babe." Hotshot: "I love you too Love." Me: "...fuck." Hotshot: "We shall not speak of this again." Me: "Agreed. There is nothing to speak about." Dad: "Dear, are you awake? Wake up." *opens the light* Me: "Huh? Whut?" Dad: "Don't wake up yet. No need to wake up. Classes are suspended. Go back to sleep." *turns off the light* Me: "Did he just wake me up to tell me to go back to sleep?" Inner me: "Yup. Now duck for the cover and sleep." People I know here: 1. Sachiko Keidi Honoki previously known as Skylar Trap - we're the best of buds and you're going to see her name in this page a lot. Though, I'll refer her to as Hotshot. 2. CrAzY-SiLLy-Me - she's my idol and role model!!! I love her and her stories to the core!!! we converse to each other when we have free times. 3. Mattsky- he's my nii-san. I call him Mattie-nie. Note: Dear Hotshot, SKH: My dear Esperanza, I. AM. ASOCIAL. ne? Hotshot: "How's being president?" Me: "Meh, I do get to order people around." Hotshot: *gasp* "You power hungry bitch!" Me: "I admit, I do like the authority." Hotshot: "I shall call you Madam President." Me: "Cool. Now kiss my feet peasant" *My Friend that I cannot name because I do not have her permission and I staring at no where* Friend: *looks up* Me: *slaps friend out of no where at the same time she looks up* Me & Friend: *laughs* Friend: "Whuuut?" Me: "I dunno." Me & Friend: *laughs* Friend: *slaps me* Me & Friend: *laughs* Classmate: "President, what are you doing?" Me: "I slapped her." Friend: "I slapped her back." Me & Friend: "Then we laughed." *laughs* Classmate: *slowly backs away* Hotshot and I are really good friends. We share the same laziness and likes. We are quite inseparable. We're really good buddies 'cause of our weirdness and craziness. AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT!! I don't know how I can live without her!!! Nah, I'm just kidding. I survived more than a decade without her but now that she's here, she ain't going anywhere. *possessive yandere me emerge!* You might not wanna mess with us, or even just one of us 'cause we can put up an army to search and destroy you. Like she said, we love COFFEE, Pocky, and CHOCOLATE!! (I bring the coffee, she brings the Pocky--it rhymes!) We started working together because of Biology (THANK YOU MS.G!!!). Then we became close and formed and indestructible bond because of anime and fanfiction. We have another who I shall not name bcoz I don't have her permission. Me: *tells my mom and aunt a joke* Mom and aunt: *silent* *pokerface* Me: LAUGH AT MY JOKE PEASANTS!!! Mom and aunt: "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. " |