Shadows Under the Moon
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Joined 05-26-12, id: 4022336, Profile Updated: 07-10-13
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Web Shows.

Wow big space, not much to say (And I call myself a writer!)

What can I say?

-Goth girl

-Big attitude

-Big dreams

-Insane

Oh, and my favourite things are Bacon, Chainsaws, Zombies, Blood, Bacon...And anything completely random!

I hate Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.]
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I know about MURDERS so I MUST be obsessed with dead people.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (No, I'm an alien from planet Pigsflyingable)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm ASLANIC, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm a LONER so I MUST have no social skills.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I BELIEVE that pigs can fly, so I MUST be a nutcase.

I'm ASLANIC, so I MUST not be able to tell real from make believe

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The True Sith by kirallie reviews
What would happen if Qui-Gon didn't take Obi-Wan as his Padawan and he was later found by a Sith Lord. To avenge his Master and Father Obi-Wan Kenobi must track down the so-called Sith Darth Sidious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala] Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J.
Nowhere to Turn by potosw reviews
It hasn't been long since the events of Bespin. The Rebel Leaders beilieve Luke to be an Imperial Spy. Vader is trying to find his son. Luke is stuck in the middle.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,635 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Into the Archives by skygawker reviews
After hearing the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise from Palpatine, Anakin decides that his best chance to save Padme is to break into the restricted Holocron Vault of the Temple Archives to search for information about Plagueis. Predictably, all does not go according to plan. Revenge of the Sith AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,947 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
A Maxerella Story by AmiRide reviews
When you really love someone, there are three things that are the absolute worst: a) they are the most popular person in school (and you're...not), b) they have no idea who you are (and they probably wouldn't like you if they did), and c) the universe (and your entire high school) seems intent on keeping you apart. And surprise, surprise—this is exactly what's happening to me. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,815 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Max, Fang
A Home at Last by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
I hate hospitals. Especially mental ones. You would too if you had been stuck in one for a year when you were only fifteen. I'm sixteen now, and still stuck in this hellhole. I find my thoughts wandering to getting out more than they used to, but not as much as they had when I first got here. I'm going crazy, well at least more crazy than I already am. Or more than they think I am.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 56,593 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Calling Bluffs by Mayhem N. Jeans reviews
When Pierce and Jaesa are left alone and bored aboard the Fury, they decide to go on a get rich quick scheme, when Pierce enters Jaesa into a 'prodder' competition (similar to poker). As the night progresses and escalates, the pair become closer and closer, realizing that they have a lot more in common with each other than they would have imagined.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Pierce, Jaesa Willsaam
Born To Die by Emptyroomscanbesoloud reviews
A collection of oneshots about Violet and Tate, both before they met and after the final episode of season one. Based on the song Born To Die be Lana Del Ray
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Violet H., Tate L., Vivien H., Ben H.
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Struggle (PewdiePie Fanfic) reviews
Reya did not bargain on this when she started watching PewdiePie YouTube videos. But now, she and the famous Swede have been thrown into the dark world of Amnesia. Reya and the Bro's must struggle to survive, and hopefully, rescue Brennenburg Castle from The Barrel Army's tyrannical grip. (Pairings in later chapters. R&R. No Flames. )
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - PewDiePie
Abysmal
Pewdie hasn't been to Brennenburg Castle in a while, and the effects are starting to show. (Drabble/One-shot. Read and Review. No flames please, still getting back into the swing of writing. Enjoy )
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Published: 7/10/2013
Maximum Ride: A HighSchool Survival Guide reviews
Highschool. Every teens worst nightmare, right? Follow Max and the gang, as they deal with drama, dilemma's and...budding romance? *Read and Review* *First Attempt, Sorry If It Sucks* *Rated T for later scenes*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Max, Fang
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