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Author has written 16 stories for Glee, and 100.

Self-proclaimed Jedi Master of Bullshit.
Advocate for the reparation and return of the English language to America.
Proponent of the Oxford Comma.

I am misanthropic to a very possibly unhealthy degree in real life, incapable of holding a conversation without the HEAVY inclusion of sarcasm, inclined towards reiterative fits of circumlocution and altiloquence, and generally happy to fangirl with anyone, anytime, anywhere. If you PM me, I will PM you back (eventually), but it will most likely be spastic and strange and full of jokes that only I ever seem laugh at.

Some things about me that you may or may not find interesting:

I'm the kind of person who has just enough of an OCD that I set all the radio presets in my car in ascending order by megahertz and eat my M&Ms according to color, but I couldn't keep my room clean for more than two days at a time even if my very life depended upon it.

I relate to the Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera far more than is natural or healthy for any human who lives supraterra or not in an old abandoned opera house.

Grammar is my first love, matched only by my deep and abiding affection for puns. I like to steal good ones and make them my own. If I hear a good pun, I take it literally.

Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart will always be, in my mind, the world's most perfect Hollywood love story.

The Twilight movies may have made enjoying the books unbearable and humiliating for anyone who is not currently under 15 and/or co-dependent, but it is my firm belief that the motion picture soundtracks for all four movies are some of the best produced compilation albums out there.

I believe 'dude' is a gender non-specific pronoun, and nothin' or nobody can convince me otherwise.

I have, within the past three or so years, developed a slight stutter, and I cannot for the life of me figure out how.

If you ask me I will gladly kill an entire afternoon explaining to you the proper way to select, cut, light, and smoke a cigar, as well as what type of scotch you ought to pair it with. I will be smoking a cigar and sipping scotch the whole time.

I never lend books. I give books away because there is no feeling more hopeful and elating than the one that comes with giving someone a gift that you've invested your heart and soul in, in the hopes that it will soon become a part of them as well. Unless we're talking about my 3rd Edition Complete Collection of the Works of Mark Twain. Then you can just fuck right off, thank you very much.

For the longest time, I thought I wanted to be WITH Cary Grant, until I finally realized the truth: I just really want to BE Cary Grant.

Fledgling Tumblr-er: jellyman-kelly(.)tumblr(.)com

To anyone and everyone who reads anything I am so foolhardy as to publish, my sincerest thanks. For those of you kind enough, generous enough, to follow, favorite, or even review, you are lovely and wonderful and I am endlessly grateful. Also, your hair looks amazing today.

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santana lopez, superwoman by Gorshenin reviews
santana lopez as superwoman
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Santana L., Brittany P.
a whirlwind reaching down by instrangeplaces reviews
Santana has a thing for the texture of your skin – you are marked in patterns of stars, each red halo a galaxy burst into bloom. She creates universes with her teeth and tongue and you are the fabric of space, helpless to resist. Her lips mouth at the gaps between your vertebrae and every part of you comes alive. GKM fill, Brittana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
Heaven Can't Help Me Now (Wildest Dreams) by orangeyouglad8 reviews
Brittana. A/U. "You don't say anything but you know she knows you're looking. She knows you caught on to her presence." One Shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Moirai by Amiphobic reviews
Doesn't matter which universe you place them in, Fate brings Chloe and Beca together each and every time. I'll prove it to you.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,323 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
Subway Rides Oh, You Got Me Wondering by BeyondCanon reviews
Brittany takes the subway every day. She often sees a brunette with long, black hair and amazing clothes. Brittany wonders if that brunette likes girls, but Brittany's gaydar has never been her strong suit.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Freaking Super by LateInLifeTiburon reviews
AU. The comic books don't tell you everything. Like when to take the mask off, for example. Superhero!Santana, Brittana, Samcedes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 266,474 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Things We're All Too Young To Know by thefooliam reviews
Brittany holds her like she's a balloon, like she's a hope that might float away. 5x13 fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
The Journal by silverdoe14 reviews
AU Brittana. Brittany Pierce is an attorney's receptionist at a major NY law firm. Santana Lopez is the new, challenging lawyer Brittany has been chosen to work for. Brittany finds a very old journal and begins writing in it to reveal some of the feelings she could never ever tell her new boss. No outside glee characters, crackshipping, etc.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,847 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Wherever the Dandelion Falls by Lingering Lilies reviews
Like a rope that has come untwisted, there are three strands of Brittany Pierce's life. How could a simple interaction between two people be the difference between becoming a bartender, a lab assistant, and a sex worker? Maybe random events determine our destiny; maybe they don't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 242,765 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
A Different Life by hlnwst reviews
Canon Brittana. Santana and Brittany move to New York after high school. Everything is going perfectly until Brittany gets a phone call that changes everything. Now Santana has a daughter and she and Britt haven't seen each other in seven years... Canon until 3x16ish. No Louisville, no second senior year.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 283,286 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Rolling with the Punches by RavenclawGenius reviews
Triple Treble/ABC: Beca thinks, maybe. Maybe she could try out this ever-insisted upon concept of opening up, because, really, Beca already has no one. So what's left to lose, right? (Strong M for language and content.) Slightly AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Chloe B., Beca M., Aubrey P.] - Complete
Various Encounters of the Family Kind by slackerD reviews
Various times that Aubrey, Beca and Chloe interacted with each other's families. Triple Treble
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,243 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
The Knife Thrower's Daughter by themostrandomfandom reviews
In the summer of 1898, Santana Lopez joined the J.P. Adams & Son Traveling Circus & Menagerie as it toured the states of the Upper American Midwest. She also fell in love with the knife thrower's daughter.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 476,070 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] [Mercedes J., Sam E.] - Complete
They Bring Me Back by wherehopelies reviews
Santana Lopez lives an average life in New York as a bartender. When gorgeous Brittany and Santana's teenage niece fall into her lap, things get interesting.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 173,723 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
2859: Triple Threat by Halfrobotchicken reviews
Brittany and Santana are welcoming a new addition, but Santana isn't so welcoming of the additional company that comes with it. Five-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,546 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
White Shadows by Good Afternoon reviews
AU. 1862, the North has started the draft. Santana follows her father to war, intent on proving her worth as a doctor. Brittany enlists in place of her father, intent on keeping her family safe. In this broken land, they find a home in each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 316,763 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
I'll Teach You to Dance by monochromeheartbeat reviews
Three years after graduation, Santana Lopez and her roommates, Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry, attend a dance class in NYC. Follows most of the events in Glee if Brittany had never gone to WMHS.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 386,127 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
A View From The Fire by FrogsRcool reviews
I didn't even remember exactly what she had said, but I knew it had been something about Santana. I just nodded. Nodding was okay, right? But now it was too quiet and I felt like she was reading me like an open book that had no pages. Sequel to If Only You Could See What I See
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,601 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Regrets and Regression by furryewokazon reviews
Sequel to 'Push and Pull'. When the influence of Santana's imprinting fades the girls are left struggling to co-exist as they have done since they were children. Can they ever get back what they've lost?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,948 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
2859 by Halfrobotchicken reviews
Santana Lopez is a publicist in New York trying to rein in the biggest ego the city's ever seen. Brittany Pierce is attempting to create the next big thing in Seattle. They're 2859 miles apart, but one wrong number just might change everything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,404 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Strangeness and Charm by smallfrost reviews
While Dr. Santana Lopez works to develop an antidote for a neurotoxin suspected to be used for terrorist threats on US soil, she finds herself strangely infected and fighting the clock to save herself and others with the help of a charming blonde. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,891 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
All Over Me by vontramp reviews
Britanna AU - Santana has been in and out of foster care for over six years, and surprisingly, the situation that has made her feel the most unloved brings her to what could be the greatest love of her life. T for now, possibly M later.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,506 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Clockwork by Gorshenin reviews
AU. They said she was just a pretty face, a model fed lines to sell a product. But if you squinted, there was more to Santana Lopez than they gave her credit for, and reporter Brittany Pierce was going to get to the bottom of it. Brittana/Faberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,122 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
(I've Never Reached An Answer) I'm Only Given Clues by thefooliam reviews
Santana and Quinn's hopes of a peaceful and relaxing summer at Santana's grandmother's in Florida are dashed when the rest of New Directions invites themselves to join them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 310,189 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] Quinn F. - Complete
Free Falling From a Work In Progress by Mistiec reviews
Eight years after being recruited into the NSA, Special Agent Santana Lopez, aka Molly Chambers, is given a new assignment: track down the stolen Government Intersect and protect it from harm.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,578 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
If Only You Could See What I See by FrogsRcool reviews
I wanted to follow her. So bad. She was the most interesting person I'd ever seen in my entire life and I didn't even know why. Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,375 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Push and Pull: Scent by furryewokazon reviews
A glimpse into the universe of "Push and Pull" where Santana and Brittany's bond is constantly evolving thanks to Santana's imprinting.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Push and Pull by furryewokazon reviews
Santana unexpectedly 'imprinted' on Brittany at a young age. A coming of age story which deals with the implications of their bond and how it affects their changing relationship over the course of one whirlwind weekend.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,717 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Taking The Long Way by Lingering Lilies reviews
Santana's journey toward self-acceptance through love, loss, friends, career and family. Contains Glee history through "Original Song." Rated M for sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 296,279 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Lover Dearest by privatephilosopher reviews
How much would you sacrifice for the person you loved?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,945 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Should Have Asked for Directions by dylanhart reviews
A lifelong story about what it's like to know at fifteen who your heart belongs to and what lengths a girl will go to in order to keep it there forever... Note: The content in this story is an original work and is copyrighted against theft, plagiarism, and infringement. Glee owns their characters. I do not. (C) 2011 Dylan Hart
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 209,233 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,840 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
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Home Is Wherever I'm With You reviews
Santana Lopez has been called many things in her life, but never among them a fool. So it's only natural that her first reaction upon spotting a telltale cloud of dust marking the fast approach of a horse is to reach down beside her chair to where her rifle is and bring it to her lap. Rated T for mild depictions of violence. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2015 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Commander and Chief reviews
"Sorry, what was your question, Lexa?" "I heard a word today and I wished to ask you what it meant. It's one I have heard before, but only from the Sky people." Clarke cocks her head, curious. "Of course." "What is a 'fuck?" M for coarse language and sexual themes.
100 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - [Clarke G., Lexa] Raven R.
My Deathless Death reviews
"She would live devoted at the altar of this woman's everything for the rest of her life, given half a chance." M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot, canon compliant.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
Special Delivery reviews
"The gleam in her eyes promised trouble, certainly, but it promised just as much reward, if Santana decided to play along. She thinks of Brittany's smokey eyes, her cherry lips curved in a confident smirk... Yes, she thinks, there is just as much potential for pleasure there as trouble." Part of Playtime series. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Santana L., Brittany P.]
Innocent: Method of Entry reviews
Her eyes are dark but soft and shining, half covered by her thick, thick lashes. They stare almost as if they can see right through you, and it sends a shiver dancing straight up your spine. The way she's looking at you right now...it's very likely the sexiest thing you've ever seen in your life. Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Brittany P., Santana L.]
Innocent: Character Witness reviews
"You let a tiny feeling of self-satisfaction color your love for her. Sure she's grumpy and stubborn and steals the covers at night, but she's yours. It's pretty freakin' awesome." Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
Mine reviews
AU "I reach for another dish on the table when probably the cutest little chuckle I have ever heard floats up from behind me. Even sitting a couple tables away, I can see you're probably the most incredibly beautiful girl I think I've ever seen."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Innocent: Diversionary Tactics reviews
"'Santana,' you murmur teasingly. 'If I'm going to have a Super Bowl snack, it should be while I'm learning about the Super Bowl itself, right'" Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
Innocent: Means, Motive, and Opportunity reviews
"Her right tangles in your hair, yanking your head lightly to the side. She starts sucking and nipping at your pulse point furiously, and the thought of her marking you so passionately makes you tighten around her as she fills you" Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Brittany P., Santana L.] - Complete
The Charm Is Firm reviews
AU "She realizes for the first time that she hasn't the faintest clue where this blonde stranger is taking her. Or even what her purpose in rescuing Santana was in the first place, if in fact that was her intention. The woman could be a serial killer for all she knows, and she just handed herself over, like a lamb to the slaughter." M for coarse language and sexual themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.]
Innocent: Protective Custody reviews
"You push your joined hands higher until they're knotted against her lower stomach, grounding her in place even as you work to send her higher and higher. You have her, and you're not letting go." Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Innocent: Incident Response Protocol reviews
"It'd be funny to you how quickly Santana launches herself from the couch and nearly trips over her own feet as she positively sprints for the bathroom, if you weren't so distracted by how unbelievably turned on you are." Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Bound and Determined reviews
"Your heart rate increases as you begin to form a mental picture of your position. You can tell you're slouching somewhat, so that the weight of your upper torso forces your hips forward. You test the bindings again. They keep your arms in place, your legs spread wide apart, leaving you open. Exposed." Part of Playtime series. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Loved With Inspiration reviews
"A tiny part of her mind marvels at how effortlessly Brittany can reduce her to a stuttering idiot with little more than a look. The rest of her is busy trying to remember how to breathe. And failing." M for coarse language and sexual themes. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Innocent reviews
AU "The first time you meet her, you're not exactly at your best. In fact, this particular moment in time probably ranks somewhere in your top three worst days ever. Like, ever ever." M for coarse language and sexual themes. Three-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete
Soft reviews
"The rest of the Glee club stares at you in shock, and you think you hear Puck mutter something about 'girl's going soft.' In all truthfulness, you kind of agree with him." M for coarse language, violence, and sexual situations
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] - Complete