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Joined 05-26-12, id: 4023229, Profile Updated: 08-11-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Welcome to my profile? Yeah it's not really colorful here.


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Uh, this is just the place where I talk about whatever.

Again, Thank you to all readers, people who Favorited, alerted, and/or reviewed! I really appreciate it.


I have recently seen that not that many people know what Napoleon cake is, so to make it clear,

NAPOLEON CAKE IS CAKE THAT DESCENDED FROM THE GODS

In short, it tastes really good and is NOT simply bread and cream.

On a side note, maple syrup is the best.


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RECOMMENDED STORIES THAT ARE MADE OF AWESOME/ARE SO AWESOME THAT THEY EXCEED MY FAVORITES LIST!!!

Humor:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3053961/1/Welcome_To_My_Life

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2992562/1/Flip_Flop_and_Fly

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5427550/1/Why_the_Akatsuki_Should_Never_Teach_Sex_Ed

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5415242/1/Oh-Did-You-Have-a-Sob-Story-Too-Sasuke

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8588729/1/The-Diary-of-Namikaze-Minato

Exceptionally written:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4178070/1/Sasukes_Twin

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4731490/1/Falling_Up_to_Heaven

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6897860/1/Turning_Points

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2223219/1/Lazy_Saturday_Mornings

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3233840/1/Four_Fathers_Talk

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6105637/1/Phoenix-Rising

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565492/1/Scarlet

:'D :

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4600937/1/Rescue_Me_Therapy

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8558344/1/Our-Lives

Sweet 'n Warm:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3422602/1/Eetah!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3525343/1/26_Days


Disorder Rating

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: High

Schizotypal: High

Antisocial: High

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: High

Avoidant: Moderate

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: High

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mvURL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

I feel so weird after doing this test :S


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Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 314,006 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Diary of Namikaze Minato by Izaranna reviews
"You did What!" "I was 8!" "That's not an excuse Dattebane!" "...Kushina, please put down that meat cleaver." And chaos ensues. This is why you shouldn't leave your diary lying around in conspicuous places. Minato-centric, in case the title wasn't obvious enough. Rated T because Jiraiya is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Minato N., Kushina U.
To Be Different by SaturnXK reviews
Cold and apathetic, they are the perfect guards. They take their job seriously and do it ruthlessly, but when nine ANBU enter the world of magic, will the wizards view the shinobi as cold-blooded killers, or will they look underneath the underneath? – HP Book 5. AU. OOC-ness. Cliched storyline. (read at your own risk because it sucks.) [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,921 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Shadow Sleuth Chronicles by Crow's Gamble reviews
When there is a mystery to be found, the shadow sleuth of Konoha is afoot! Join Shikamaru Nara as he finds himself waist deep in a detective saga that just might lead our favorite slacker to questions that even he cannot solve. Can you decipher the clues and deduce the culprit along with Shikamaru before it's too late?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,414 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Temari
Game Of Fear by YukiTenVianey Team reviews
"Want to play?" The note reads, but they never got a choice. Now the characters stumble through a dimly lit labyrinth as they are forced to play the "Game of Fear", a sinister game that attempts to kill them each round in the most horrible ways. The only chance of escape is to finish the game, or die trying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,388 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/30/2010
Chūnin Exam: Revamped by Crow's Gamble reviews
Let's go back to the Chūnin Exam, but let's change things up a little. Same characters, same plot, different fight pairings, different outcomes. The matchups you always wanted to see with the characters that fate did not pit together. Beginning with the preliminary round and ending with an ultimate victor, the Chūnin Exam has now been revamped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Naruto U.
Dreams 2pm by Weaselandcherry reviews
Sasori and Deidara are two friends who work at a small shop for an old man. Everything is nice and normal (sometimes) , but when two girls come into their lives can they get into their hearts: Deidara's playboy heart, or Sasori's shy and timid heart? Or will they get pushed away? Simple's not normal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Deidara, Sasori
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Zinnia by SaturnXK reviews
Twenty-nine year old Nara Shikamaru is skilled and more than capable of defending himself, so when given a mission to eliminate a missing-nin, he isn't troubled. It's easy; he's done it before. But then, things are not always what they seem. In a new world, the ones called wizards challenge his definition of 'heart', and enemies behind enemies mock him from the shadows. –Slight AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Shikamaru N.
Kokuten by Riya3 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,836 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
My Weird Roommate by AbsoluteAnarchy reviews
Deidara is handsome, funny, and anyone's dream partner. Why is he still single? Because his creepy, unsociable red-haired roommate scares away anyone he brings to their apartment. The blonde is determined to find a potential lover that will not back down easily, and Sasori is sure no such thing will happen. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Itachi Goes To Hogwarts by CelticCherokee reviews
Dumbledore stumbles upon another universe. This results in thirteen year old Uchiha Itachi getting sent on a year-long mission at Hogwarts. Sasuke will visit too. The results? Read and find out. Maybe spoilers. PreUchiha Massacre. T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Itachi U.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A dreaded secret by Fluffyapples reviews
Sakura is more then happy finding out she has been allowed in to konoha private high school, the only problem is she has to attend as a guy if shes discovered she will be kicked out, what happens when a certian Uchiha confesses he knows her secret
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,550 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Turning Points by WynterSky reviews
Itachi refuses the critical mission and flees the village with Sasuke. Several years later, Sasuke wants to take the Chuunin exams, but all the Uchiha are believed dead...slight NaruSaku SasuHina, mostly gen...Now starting Part II!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 111,079 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 3,716 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Masks and Redemption by Crysanth reviews
Kakashi had thought it'd be a nice, straightforward mission: just nine months guarding some rock and a student at a school. No sweat, right? Then again, that was before you added magic to the equation. (Young Kakashi) Resumed at last!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,832 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
The Uchiha Kidnapping by Arithena reviews
based of the lindbergh baby kidnapping Sasuke is in charge of the case the find is missing little brother when he been kidnapped from his home. *Sasuke is the oldest in this story*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Saving Time by HiHi-Ai reviews
Sakura goes back in time and tries to stop Itachi from killing his family and joining Akatsuki, but as she gets closer with the soon-to-be killer things start to change. Can Sakura make it in time? Or will their paths mix in a way no one expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,288 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A New Era by Shera-girl reviews
Rock Lee has married his dream girl and various adventures ensue. For a time they are happy as they remember the things that brought them together and helped them fall in love. It is a story about love, family, and looking beyond what you see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 106,181 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sakura H., Lee R.
A visit to the therapist by Haibara Ai z reviews
What happens when Kid, Conan, Heiji, Hakuba, and Haibara attend group therapy together? One-shot.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H., Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Kaito K.
Stitch my heart back together again by SaturnXK reviews
"There is nothing I don't love about you, Tenten," Neji says softly. And Tenten wants to cry because it isn't true. There are too many things wrong with her, and Neji is a liar. – Neji/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
Mercy & Miracles by Razzella reviews
An unknown, newbie ANBU develops rather confusing feelings for a certain blond Akatsuki; how does she handle them when he's sentenced to death? Two-shot. [DeidaraXOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Deidara - Complete
Famous Last Words (SasoDei) by Double0Dweeb reviews
Basically my idea of Sasori and Deidara's life together in the Akatsuki, from the time Deidara joined, to the time one or both of them died. This will be a long running story. (A little more explanation in the story's beginning) Right now I'll rate it T but it my progressively turn to M, we'll see...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Awkward by CreCreShaaa reviews
Just a slightly awkward conversation between the two Akatsuki, filled with worries, doubts, and confessions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dimensional Mishaps by VortexEssence7 reviews
Ash is just a rich girl living with her two friends. She doesn't ask for much...and she certainly doesn't ask for cosplayers to invade her house. Especially since...these might not be cosplayers. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,630 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Akatsuki
Hall of Fame by Tu Amor reviews
SasuSaku one-shots. o8: When her car breaks down in the middle of the highway, she never expected that she'd end up at a baseball game.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,763 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 326,961 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dear Bocchan by PBnSpots reviews
Sebastian writes letters to his beloved Young Master during the brief moments when they are apart. Crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
SasuSaku My Black Winged Guardian Angel by dianalovesrock17 reviews
During the 4th Ninja war, where information is the most valuable resource for being able to forsee your enemy's next moves, Sakura Haruno is sent to spy on Akatsuki, where she'll find herself trapped, wishing to escape and later dying to stay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 109,309 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Too Much Love Will Kill You by Tsuna 4 Cn4s reviews
The elders of Konaha thought that Itachi had only returned to the village once in the five years following the Uchiha Massacre. But that wasn't true; Itachi had returned many times. He was there, watching silently in the dark shadows, as his precious little brother dragged his feet home every night.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mind Games by WynterSky reviews
It was a bit ironic, Deidara thought, that he didn't want the voice in his head to think he was crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Deidara, Ino Y.
New World: Chaos Strikes! by AnimeFanatic223 reviews
While on a mission, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura fall down a hole and wind up in a world with unfamiliar landscapes, strange technology, and a talking blue hedgehog! Now Team 7 will need to face new trials and learn cooperation in order to get back home... R&R
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,015 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/10/2010
Reading Naruto Shippuden: The Kazekage Rescue by owlgirl16 reviews
In the middle of the Chunin Exams, Naruto and the crew are taken to a mysterious room and forced to read the future. Well, this should be interesting. Book 1!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,842 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Guessing Game by K1RALA reviews
In which Itachi shows his love for Sasuke through a very simple guessing game. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Miles From Where You Are by monoxide girl reviews
She watches his back as he goes and knows he won't be back but she swears he will not ruin her. [Deidara x Kurotsuchi][one-shot][complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Deidara, Kurotsuchi - Complete
The Chess Match by anja-chan reviews
After the Britannian Empire invades Japan in search of Kira, Light finds himself in the perfect position to find the true names of the Nobility: Ashford Academy. Enter Lelouch, a chessboard, and a clash of philosophy.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,567 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
It Just Came to Me by Weaselandcherry reviews
Have you ever read one of thoose clichie stories where the new girl comes to a new school and meets the guy that everyone loves, but he's going out with the mean girl. Then in the end the nice guy and good girl end up getting together? Well, I was that mean girl. I've changed since then, but will the people I knew and hurt believe I've changed? And will he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Things as They Are by alolha123 reviews
Sasuke wakes up in a different universe. It resembles his old world, except that he has switched places with Naruto. However, soon he finds that this new world is nothing like his old one... AU, timetravel, gen. Permanent hiatus; rewritten by Solara Myles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,586 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Will Never Forget by voodooprincess1331 reviews
A lot can happen in seven days. Much more than one would think possible. In the blink of an eye, everything can change; it has that power. [NejiTen][LeeTen][Love Triangle]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,429 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nighttime Companion by ilovemyboys reviews
After watching a scary movie, Tobi can't go to sleep. So what does he do? Find a nice ninja that is willing to share their bed with him of course! Problem is…not one of the Shinobi he lives with are considered "nice."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Don't You Forget About Me by deliriousnight reviews
Because they messed up badly this time. But, hopefully, they'll be able to bring her back. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Backcourt Lover by voodooprincess1331 reviews
Have you ever been in love with someone who doesn't love you back? That must hurt a lot, I wonder. I wish I knew what that felt like. I'm in love with a boy in my school who isn't even aware of my existence. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 129,293 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
ABCs with Sasuke and Hinata by OPrincess ShinigamiO reviews
Alphabet drabbles about random moments in the lives of Sasuke and Hinata. S-Sakura: It helped that she rarely saw them together these past few weeks. But now, it felt like hell. Cold, burning hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,750 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
What Feels Different by pinkstainedcheeks reviews
SASUSAKU/AU/R&R!. I always knew I was different, just not in what way. Society tells us that girls should like girls and boys should like boys and that's what genders are for. There were people called "heterosexuals" a long time ago, but they don't exist anymore. At least, that's what I thought. Until I met Sasuke. Then my life changed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,913 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,805 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Best Buds by Neji'sGirl185 reviews
A collection of one-shots retelling moments between Tenten and her best friends. Chapter 14: "Oh dear, I think she's going to blow." His shoulders slumped and Genma's face was set in a mock pout. "I don't want to spend my day cleaning up kid guts, so if you could be so kind as to scoot to the other side of the stream…"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,697 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Tenten
Dear Diary by lyonvastia reviews
For reasons unknown, Pain orders every member in the Akatsuki to keep a diary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Akatsuki Birthdays by Perzona reviews
Read how each of the Akatsuki members celebrate their birthdays. A collection of one shots. Rated T for cussing and possible gore. -Now continuing and rewriting the first few chapters-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Akatsuki
Regret In Passing by Tigers and Dragons
A bittersweet moment in the life of a tragic man. Not all love is returned, but that does not lessen its impact. A special story for St Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Secret Valentine by Zara Allegra Vespertine reviews
Our favorite boys are at it again! And this time, they surrounded Tomochika Shibuya to demand an answer to their one and only question: Who the heck is Haruka dating for Valentine's day! Oh no! Chaos ensues!
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Tomochika S., Haruka N. - Complete
Dancing in September by wowwy66 reviews
Pewdie is newly single and needs some party time, Cry is shy and hates clubs. How Pewdiepie convinced him to go to one, we'll never know. (PewdieCry, Oneshot. Enjoy!)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - ChaoticMonki, PewDiePie - Complete
Empty Pillow Talk by delusionaldemise reviews
She can't sleep. She really can't. 500 words.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Finally There by Purple Pardalote reviews
How quickly it can, shoot its blade and take your hand?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Neji H. - Complete
Shinobi and Wealth by Janamy BH reviews
"Oh thank God!" thought Haruhi. At long last, some seemingly decent people had enrolled at Ouran. It was then that she had her first dilemma about the group: "Should I mention the whiskers?"
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,021 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Team Seven, Haruhi F.
Unbreakable by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
On the way back from a mission, the artists are attacked. And one of them may not make it out alive...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Back Together by GlitchInTheSky reviews
The Akatsuki have died and were separated. Now they need to get back together again. IS BEING REWRITTEN.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Akatsuki
The Everyday Life of Team 7 by psycotic-barbie reviews
A series of one-shots between Sakura and Team 7 depicting funny situations and sad moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sakura H., Team Seven
United in Disagreement by Monochromatic-Fox reviews
Naruto Uzumaki must stay with the Uchiha family for one year in hopes of creating a friendship with Sasuke Uchiha. But both boys have something illegal to hide. Possible pairings. AU. Rated for: Blood, Hallucinations, Insanity, Cults, Rituals. SasuNaru UnderTones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Bird In A Cage by MagnoliaTree reviews
Hyuuga Neji isn't the only caged bird, but he does not have time to sing when he is too busy throwing himself against the bars. Orochimaru will prove himself to others, and Itachi will prove his strength to himself. And as for Shikamaru? The stories of the genius, the stories of Konoha, will become legend. A series of character studies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Lunch Break by Rhyno Holter reviews
Ichigo invites Naruto and Luffy for lunch in-between the filming of their new episodes. Hijinks may or may not ensue.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ichigo K. - Complete
Childish Beings by Panda No Ashi reviews
Hashirama, Tobirama and Madara find themselves in the time of the third Hokage along with Naruto and the last Uchiha. Each of them decide what they want to do with their new life. To bring pride to their names and clean Madara's slate. Time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,126 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Silent Consonant by Dr.Kim-chan reviews
"12 and 13 make 25. One is missing. 12 knows why." *Chaps. 53, 54, 55 Up* As Beyond's Interpol trial gets underway in Japan, several lapses in judgment (including Light's) further complicate the Yotsuba case and threaten to expose Twelve. Meanwhile, Higuchi tries to rein in his co-conspirators, and Misa doesn't yet know how all of this will eventually involve her...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 168,855 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - L, BB
Cruel World 2: Never More Can Sever by WynterSky reviews
In an attempt to help Itachi adjust to normal ninja life, Fugaku sends him along with Kakashi and Team 7 to the Chuunin Exams. However, there's trouble brewing back in Konoha...Sequel to Cruel World Be Forgiving.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Itachi U.
Fifty Days by ohgoditsbriony reviews
"In fifty days, Uchiha Sasuke will be executed." For fifty days, she will visit him. For fifty days, he will fall steadily in love. —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,998 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
We Could Have Had It All by iKatnissStarkWestoftheFlock reviews
"Haruno Sakura is a fine prize to be won. Which is why I ask, no, demand her hand in marriage." Prince Ranmaru smirked. "Her hand in marriage will determine Konoha's allegiance with Tsukigakure. Should she refuse, it will be war." Enter Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,316 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Role Models and Opinions by Izaranna reviews
It is believed that a child develops an opinion based on the people and environment around them. The rookie nine have many different opinions on love. Some expected, some not. A one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Our Lives by Izaranna reviews
Each word has a million different meanings.Each meaning means different things to a million different people. And people use words. These are our lives. In words. "And everything comes full circle."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Mikoto U., Hiashi H. - Complete
Number 27 by WynterSky reviews
Sasuke is declared dead after the Uchiha Massacre and inducted into Root. Several years later, Kakashi encounters an unusual Root member and starts investigating.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Before the Phoenix by Kai Maciel reviews
Uzumaki Sasuke hates his life. It's not easy being the son of the famous Uzumaki Naruto, the war hero and world saviour. Sometimes, he just wished he was the cool and stronger one. So what happens when he wakes up in the past as Uchiha Sasuke? Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,230 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not In Konoha Anymore by dont-steal-Hidans-tofu reviews
a strange clearing, a strange city, strange people with "soul wavelengths" this certainly is not the Shinobi world. . .
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Team Seven
Genius by FadingMoonlight reviews
Shikaku has always known his son was smart. It's a father's intuition. Short Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Shikamaru N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 869 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Act of Mercy by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Hokage!Itachi AU: On the night Itachi got his orders, he found himself facing a choice. His clan, or the village? Or, more specifically, his brother or his commitment to orders? Unable to choose, he goes to the Hokage and finds himself facing a different choice entirely. To be a murderer, or to hold the lives of the entire village in his hands?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Itachi U.
Obscura by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dave S.
Orange by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Dave thought he would simply fade to nothingness once all had been said and done. He thought wrong.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 77,410 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Davesprite
Pein's Punishment by ilovemyboys reviews
As the newest member of the Akatsuki, Deidara learns the hard way never to question Leader Pein. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Cell 104 by The Androgynous Alchemist reviews
When Beyond Birthday was told he was having a prison transfer, he had every right to be suspicious. Kira was becoming a household name in Japan, and L was becoming desperate for a solution. How long will L withhold his trust?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,067 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - BB, L
Akatsuki BackUps! by xxblood-splattersxx reviews
What if the Akatsuki thought it was a good idea to get back-ups in case they die. Each Akatsuki member has their own back-up that they train and teach, And their apprentice is usually very much like them. I don't own Mai, she is a friends character. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, OR ANYTHING IN THIS STORY BUT MY OWN CHARACTERS! Rated T for language and later violence and blood/gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Akatsuki
The YMDAV of Gods and Emperors by xAmizax reviews
A cross-over between Code Geass, Naruto and Death Note. Totally random The coverpicture was way bigger in its original size and Pain, Kira holding a Death Note and Lelouch are supposed to be on there completely-.- Pain's left, Kira's center and Lelouch's right.
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Pain/Pein, Lelouch L. - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Positive Reinforcement by Tigers and Dragons reviews
He was everything he said was. Everything! So why did that make him feel so down?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Price of Living by PrussianKnight9 reviews
It was a perfectly harmless mission, or so Deidara had thought. When a simple investigation mission turns into something much more… human, the artistic duo must solve the confounding puzzle in order to fetch back Sasori's puppet body. AU set in Naruto universe, rated T for swearing. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Serendipity by peanutbutter126 reviews
That their lives had been mapped for them since birth was not a maybe. But, just maybe, their futures had always been on a crash course for each other's, right from the very start. A SasuHina story in oneshots. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Ice Cream by xHeartzBroken reviews
After taking the little boy she was babysitting to the park, Hinata wasn't ready to see who she ran into. - Cute Naruhina Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid, and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
The Libra Of Nature by The Liar Of Truth reviews
They are the weapons of deliverance, and the message is one of war. The ANBU of Konoha are participating in the Triwizard tournament, but they're not the good guys. Not this time.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,382 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Voldemort, Sasuke U.
Zero vs Kira by CrossoverManiac reviews
The world of Code Geass will never be the same with the coming of Kira. Can Zero, Lelouch vi Britannia, put a stop to Light Yagami's reign of terror or will he find his name in the Death Note?
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,214 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Hogwarts Protectors by Konoha's Red wolf reviews
Your Typical Naruto and Harry Potter crossover. Dumbledore contacts Tsunade requesting guards for Harry Potter and his school. Naruhina, SasuSaku,Tenji, Shikatema, ect. Based in 5th H.P book. R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Result of Pretence by blackmagic0203 reviews
The day the Kyuubi attacked, it was sealed into two babies,the twins of the Yondaime, by the Sandaime. Everything was normal until the Yondaime dies. The council makes Naruto's brother the new Hokage and one of his first acts is to kill Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Naruto U.
When The World Has Much More Sense by TheDrawer reviews
In which Team Seven is actually competent. If Naruto isn't some annoying dead last, Sakura isn't a devoted fangirl, and Sasuke is just not that into vengeance. And they're friends, shockingly. Friendship/Humor fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Known Anonymous by xXxMusicNCookiesxXx reviews
Sakura is a singer, but she is known as Known Anonymous. She finds out she is going to die in 100 days. They want to get closer. All she can do is hope. Hope that they see that she doesn't want them close. See her life in her eyes as she tries to go on singing as the anonymous girl she is. See her hurt, heal, and fall in love, while knowing the date of her death AkaSaku GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,317 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sakura H.
A Marriage of Convenience by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"Hi, how are you? Will you marry me so my sons won't have pink hair?" AU. SasukexSakura with a side of NarutoxHinata, NejixTenten and Ino and someone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,682 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What is love? by PedoBear.Rapes.You reviews
Temari's friends go through different difficulties to discover just what love is, but in the end Shikamaru shows them all what's up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Revenge to the End by Yamamoto Takeshi reviews
He was told to help her get revenge on the Blonde idiot for cheating on her with the Pink witch. But how was he suppose to do ANYTHING, if she was going to faint EVERYTIME he got within a FOOT of her! Even worse? ...He was falling for her. But that was okay...because she was falling for him too. /Sasuhina/ -AU- Re-uploaded
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Turning Points Special: Sandcastles and Playmates by WynterSky reviews
During a stay in Suna, Itachi takes on a less-than-ethical mission to support himself and his brother, and Sasuke sneaks out and makes an unexpected friend. Written for Turning Points, but should stand on its own okay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Death NoteNaruto chatroom by fullmetalninjanote reviews
Death Note characters just chatting to those of the Naruto world. Implied shonen-ai, slighty suggestive, and f iretr uck. BTW I suck at titles. *sigh...*
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012
Rinse by ohwhatsherface reviews
Road to Ninja AU. Thank you for reminding me I'm not special.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinobi Hide and Seek by LittleRedAllGrownUp reviews
In the early days of the original team 7 Minato wasn't sure how to show his team the importance of teamwork.Then it hit him. Take care of a helpless child for a few hours.Only problem Mariko isn't helpless,in fact she's Satan's child. Just ask Kakashi XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Another Weird Day At School by Glitterific Girl reviews
There is no summary :/ and the story is OCC. First attempt ; bear with me
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blank Slate by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,472 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Akatsuki Teenagers by 2ollux'2 2crewed-up blackrom reviews
The Akatsuki as teenagers. Incredibly weird. I think it'll be a one-shot... just request what happens next and I write!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012
Shinobi in the Seireitei by IAmAFreakingNinja reviews
What if Aizen was able to use the Hōgyoku's power to make a portal to the past. What if before he could go to the past, someone from the past came to the future. What if that someone was Naruto Uzumaki! Rated for language, rating may go up. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Liar by SkellingtonZero reviews
Ino's in the club having a good time without her boyfriend Shikamaru, but then gets the shock of her life for ignoring him -L funny, a bit mean but trust me, its funny and really, she deserved it. one-shot, drabblet
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Something's Here by TheDogObeys reviews
It was merely a casual night of babysitting for Sakura, until she hears something strange coming from the backyard. WARNING: This story is a HORROR story. Do NOT read this story if you get EASILY scared.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fanboys by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Hair by masruiiiik reviews
"I am your father!" Sasori proclaimed. "What? You are not!" Gaara denied, looking at Sasori with a 'you-belong-in-the-loonie-bin' look. Sasori simply scowled and grabbed at his red locks, "Don't deny the hair!" Crack-fic! Slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Gaara, Sasori - Complete
Chuunin Exams: Neji's a What! by BlueRubyBeat reviews
Something else happened in the fight in the Chuunin Exams of Uzumaki Naruto vs. Hyuuga Neji. Naruto does his famous Original jutsu and if Neji's not straight then...you don't mean...WHAT! -crack fic-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Two who Changed their Worlds by Miki-chan13 reviews
Two were given the power to change their worlds. One changed the world by using the notebook of death. One changed the world by using the power of the king. And yet...here are two people on the side of the same coin, yet they are completely different currency. A compare/contrast story of Light and Lelouch. K, I guess...
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Light Y., Lelouch L. - Complete
Gentle Fist On Shafting Kunai! by max.tmy reviews
Neji, I don't know whether to laugh or cry at you. Konoha's renowned genius is having trouble decoding a bit of porn? This is too hilarious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Neji H., Team Seven - Complete
It's All Madara's Fault by Lil' DeiDei reviews
It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Madara U., Team Seven - Complete
Afterlife by bluedog96 reviews
Itachi arrived in the Soul Society after he died. What will happen in his time there?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,663 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Itachi U.
Psychology 101 by Gakumi reviews
Otoya introduces his roommate to the wonderful world of fanfiction. It turns out to be the worst thirty minutes of their adolescent lives as they ditch their faith in humanity and watch in horror as poor Ren runs from the room about to vomit...
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Tokiya I., Otoya I. - Complete
The Naruto Games by randompandattack reviews
24 characters from Naruto will serve as tributes for the twelve districts of Japan. They are forced to compete in the Hunger Games where they will fight to the death. At the end only one will be left standing. Who will survive? Come find out...
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,481 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Caution! : Contagious! Icha Icha Addiction by HiddenBehindCrimsonEyes reviews
One-shot. Humor. How Team Kakashi got hooked on Icha Icha Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Itachi and Sasuke by BLAQQY reviews
Itachi & Sasuke reunite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SCRABBLE by wingedmercury reviews
Who knew board game night was going to be so epic? Wherein Naruto falls in love, Sasuke loses Scrabble, Sakura's house is trashed, and Hinata becomes Naruto's shield—literally. Guest appearances by Soul Eater characters. NaruHina crack giftfic!
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U., Black Star - Complete
The Slasher Squad by Captain Ash reviews
What happens when the denizens of Konohagakure meet the power of those who have become the stuff of nightmares? What if that power belonged to three unique children? M for later chapters.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/13/2012
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Horrific Reality by Shattering Desire reviews
The World crumbled after an infection that spread itself all throughout Japan and all that was left of a broken Society were survivors whom fought and killed both infected and non-infected in cold blood to keep them alive; in other words, nowhere is safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Team Seven, Takashi K.
Broken Wings by SaturnXK reviews
The typical Harry Potter x Naruto crossover. HP Book 4. -Complete- (Don't bother reading if you're expecting something great. This was an experimental story and a first time one at that. Quite honestly it's only still here because I'd like this to be an example of what NOT to do in a crossover... or any story, really.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,106 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Snow on the Desert by WynterSky reviews
Itachi replaces Sasuke's memories on the night of the massacre and leaves him to be raised in a Suna orphanage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Age by Kyo12591 reviews
Because people need to know these things most of all. Some people say age doesn't matter, but most of those people are wrong. Sakura, at least thinks so. SasuXSakuXNaru Team seven fic, plus some ItachiXSakura hints. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Forever Offline by seductivefeline reviews
"Gamzee hasn't been seen, because he's hiding in his room, on his husktop. Staring at Trollian, waiting for Tavros to come online..."
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by xSakuraWings reviews
It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
I Bite My Thumb At Thee by paperdress reviews
L was the greatest detective the world had ever seen. He had never been beaten – never! Especially by an anonymous tip.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Shikamaru N., L
Sakura's Dream by Clumsy0132 reviews
Sakura has a very strange dream about our favorite religious nutcase, psycho bomber, and our cannibal plant man. My little sister's dream! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Neji and Kiba's Ultimate Fangirl Fight by FlyPandaBear reviews
Neji and Kiba have an arguement to figure out who should cross-dress to find out Hinata's 'secrets', which ends up into a fight over fangirls. Who do you like better? Tell me in reviews!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Sasori in the Soul Society by Mystic Shadow Demon reviews
What happened when Sasori passed on? What if he managed to end up in the Soul Society? Who will he meet and where will he end up? No pairings. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sasori - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,849 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unexpected Surprise by Aka-Chibi reviews
A little story where Karkat slowly comes around to developing red feelings for a certain kitty.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,162 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Konoha Christmas Wishes by princessofd reviews
Team 7 Age 5 Christmas one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Team Seven - Complete
Replacement Teachers? by tenshi-no-akuma-81 reviews
Things in Hogwarts take an unexpected turn as the Hogwarts teachers are replaced with 12 ninjas. Meanwhile Snape is cursing the heat and the flies in the Fire Country. And here Harry thought his previous teachers were a handful.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011
Photo Shoot by Renaerys reviews
Have you ever wondered how the Bingo books get pictures of S-class criminals? Akatsuki. Giant Chanel sunglasses. Pure, crack fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
ALL HAIL KONOHA by arapto reviews
During the funeral for the Sandaime Hokage someone channels Emperor Charles vi Britania
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Charles dB. - Complete
Cruel World Be Forgiving by WynterSky reviews
Itachi is born with the Mangekyou Sharingan, and Fugaku orders him killed. Sixteen years later, he has to deal with the consequences. Sequel now up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,451 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
In the void by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Following the end of the Fourth Shinobi War, Sasuke Uchiha returned to Konoha. He did not return openly and with remorse. He entered the village covertly, still intent on vengeance for his destroyed clan. He was captured, imprisoned and punished.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Shut up, Kiba by The Pirate on Wheels reviews
Team 10 discuss their experiences with their furry obsessed team mate. Kiba gets hurt.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Eight
Worst Mission Ever by WynterSky reviews
There are few worse things for a genin team than cat-catching or weeding or picking up litter. Team 7 just got stuck with one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Greatest Game Ever Played by Razamataz22 reviews
"Troublesome," that one word covered everything that had gone wrong. In a strange new world, the ninjas of Konoha must reunite without getting caught up in the war between the Black Knights in Britannia, and maybe get some cloud watching in if lucky.
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Shikamaru N., Lelouch L.
Revenge is definitely sweet by hwtrKitska reviews
Masato finds a carton of milk on his futon. Ren's dartboard and darts magically turn into chocolate. The never-ending game of chicken between them continues.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ren J., Masato H. - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
SLAM, SLAM, SLAM by darkstardragon432 reviews
Karin and Toshiro get revenge on Rukia and Ichigo after being too loud when doing 'IT'. adult themes.KarinXToshiro, IchigoXRukia enjoy! THIS IS FOR YOU SHAHO xxXxx
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
Cuddler by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
After the End by Kai Maciel reviews
Thirteen year old Naruto and Sasuke clash at the Valley of the End, one aiming to save, the other to kill for power. However, a terrible coincidence throws them into an unbelievable future. How can both boys deal with what has become of them? Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Universal Battle Remote by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are reduced to fanboys bickering about who will win in a Minato vs. Itachi fight. Shiho of the crypto-technology department provides the answers, and then some. Spoilerish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Minato N., Itachi U. - Complete
Ways To Drive Sasori Insane by Narceine reviews
Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Grand Theft Life by R.G. Waffles reviews
Firearms are introduced to the Ninja World. Disaster ensues. Canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U.
LivingContradictory by erickmenk reviews
During the SAZ rally, Zero asked to have a private talk with Euphie, but thanks to the idiocy of two spies, their said talk was broadcast live to the entire world. "Such language, princess. Do you kiss Suzaku with that mouth?"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lelouch L.
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Flying Free by SaturnXK reviews
Hyuuga Kyo just can't understand why his father, Neji, won't let him have a pet bird.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Neji H. - Complete
Hatake Kakashi and the Heavy Ass Golden Egg by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot - Kakashi unwillingly participates in the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, thanks to a certain blonde Hokage, while Dumbledore has a little surprise prepared for the silver haired shinobi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Albus D., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Mister Grumpy and Stuffed Pooh Bears by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"You have cancer." Sasuke Scoffed. "You checked my heart." "Yes and I noticed you have signs of cancer." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You are verbally constipated." " What?" He hissed, glaring with murder in his orbs. "And you're losing your hearing."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 259 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
The Mirror of Chance by Kai Maciel reviews
Losing the war, Madara somehow gets sent into the past. This might be a chance to change the future to his liking but his plans are ruined once an old secret is revealed and his life is turned into the hell he deserves. Some children should never be born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Madara U.
Birthdays by Chocolate Pencil reviews
Itachi hated birthdays. /Happy Birthday Itachi!/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Those Smiles by Nakoujou reviews
Upon enduring Sakura's unconditional love for him, Sasuke can't help but view his life as a parallel to the tragic relationship between his mother and father. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Remnants of a Forgotten Dream by FFPA reviews
Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,502 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., T. Hitsugaya
Epic Battles: A collection of One Shots by Trinimmortal reviews
Have you ever wondered who'd win in a fight between Naruto and Minato? How about Sasuke vs. Neji? Whatever it may be, this is the opportunity to see any epic encounters you could possibly think of! The only limitation here is your imagination.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Team 7: Revolution! by Everyone Like Me reviews
Alone, we were weak. United, we grew strong. We will become legend. This team wants to be the best, and nothing will stop them from reaching that goal. But with allies and enemies like these, it won't be easy. Follow the adventures of the new Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 325,376 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Team Seven - Complete
Hello, my name is Doctor Sasuke by Itachi012110 reviews
A young Sasuke goes through a stage where he pretends to be a doctor-with Itachi as his patient.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Happy Green Day by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"Happy Green Day!" "Zetsu? What are you talking about? And where did all these plants come from?" "I told you eating people makes you insane!" "As if the split personality wasn't a big enough hint!" Rated T for mild coarse language. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi finds a Deathnote by xshattered-reflectionx reviews
What would happen if Itachi found a Deathnote? bleh, i suck at summaries :P
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Itachi U., Ryuk - Complete
Orochimaru Vs Voldemort by Koibitotedare reviews
What would happen if Orochimaru fought Voldemort in Konoha? And why is the Hokage just watching? no parings and some ooc. No paring; this is only made for humor purposes. Some Language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
The Way We Are by Nakoujou reviews
After witnessing a strange interaction between Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto gathers up the Konoha 12 to discover what's going on between those two. Unfortunately, everybody comes up with crazy theories."ANGRY SEX BUDDIES!" "TRAINING PARTNERS FOR LIFE!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team 7's Special Training Day by Ultimate Mask reviews
Team 7 Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi has a special training day One Shot :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Colors by Nendo Tenshi reviews
Team 7 each had their own unique color, blending and mixing with the others. Team 7 poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Kunoichi? REWRITING by Moonlight'sServant reviews
What happens when Akatsuki stumble upon the internet? They find their greatest enemy - the fandom. Now, trying to redeem their destroyed reputations, will forcing kunoichi to join Akatsuki dispel the horrid rumors? Or will their plan crash and backfire?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Broomsticks and Shuriken by Lady Red 88 reviews
Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,450 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
The QuadWizard Tournament by Lazy Tobi reviews
Fudge thinks Sirius is going to come back to get Harry while the Tri-Wizard Tournament is going on. He goes to Konoha to get shinobi to protect Harry, and the school, to come in as representatives for a fourth, Japanese school in the tournament. Team Gai
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,517 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Death Note! by manga fan 1101 reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Naruto ever got his hands on the Death Note and some other characters got a hold of it? A couple of friends asked me about it and we ended up with a short story. Enjoy the story we created. :
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Ryuk
Gothika: Child's Play by Noelle Laur reviews
Based on the song 'Child's Play' by Hazuki Nano... and there wasn't a category for this so Japanese Mythology was the best I could do.
Japanese Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Inner Demon by WS.Blue reviews
Twelve years ago, a great and powerful demon attacked Konohagakure, and was defeated and sealed by the fourth Hokage into the body of Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 149,424 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Sakura H.
Skyline by Eggbert 3000 reviews
In which ANBU Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Hinata, Sakura, Tenten, and Temari are hired to guard Hogwarts. Your typical Harry x Naruto crossover. ABANDONED..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,388 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Sweets and Dog Treats by Kayo Miugi reviews
Break just bought some sweets when he ran into something and his sweets scatter around him. What did Break run into?
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Undertaker, Xerxes B. - Complete
Online! Sidefic: Shoot at the Devil by Juura99 reviews
like the title says, a sidefic for Online! Humorous one-shot with the Uchiha family. Please read, enjoy and leave a review! XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elevator Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
A scared girl and an impatient boy in a long elevator ride. What could happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dysthymia by ScreamScarlett reviews
Hisana gave one last gift to Byakuya before dying; a son. NARUTO X BLEACH!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,442 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Byakuya K.
Requiem for a Soul by Crysanth reviews
Naruto Uzumaki: Missing in Action, presumed dead, hired to kill Harry Potter. Sasuke Uchiha: ANBU Captain, hired to protect Harry Potter. Two friends meet again at Hogwarts, each determined to complete the mission- or die trying.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,111 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Tricky Corners by mollycoddle reviews
-"I'm dating someone." In which Sakura lies, Naruto screams, and Sai and Sasuke agree. Team 7ness/oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Alternate History 2: The Chuunin Exam by redit reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. The sequel to Alternate History. Set during the Chuunin Exam and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Playing with Evil by R.G. Waffles reviews
Canon/ Slight AU - After one change causes Team 7's teamwork to deteriorate completely, Kakashi thinks it's about time he adjusts his training tactics. A story about overcoming disabilities, fixing friendships, and discovering relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,751 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Byakugan vs Sharingan by lilmissmay92 reviews
Neji and Sasuke argues which Kekkei Genkai bloodline trait is better. Who wins the battle? A major quick and random oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Eclipse by Rin O' Gen reviews
Danzo has a lot of changes he wants to make as Godaime Hokage. Least of which involves making Naruto the perfect weapon. Not if Team Seven has anything to say about it. Who ever said the lives of missing-nins weren't interesting? Pre-Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 280 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Konan's Wild Adventures, A Tale Of Epic Faghagery by keikopanda102 reviews
Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,485 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Relatively Civilian by Wingwyrm reviews
Sakura's plan to get into the academy with Sasuke and Naruto is pretty simple: Impress a ninja family with her brilliance. Good thing she knows how to get Ino to be her friend. Gen, time travel, Team Tensai 'Verse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Halloween Town by Juura99 reviews
It was just a wrong turn. Just a wrong turn on the way to Neji's Uncle's house...and now it's become a nightmare. Welcome to the Town of Halloween. Horror fic. A bit of SasuNaru. Blood, insanity and mentions of cannibilism. Read and Review. Halloween fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secondary School: Naruto Style! by Alita 'n' Emily reviews
It's most of the characters, from the Sannin to the Rookie 12, the Akatsuki to the Sound 4. And five of my own OC's. Kaida Uchiha's got a reputation as a Uchiha to hold up, but when love and violence gets in the way, it may be easier said than done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,545 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Survey by cutecrazyice reviews
She has some very personal, very intimate questions. Can he take the heat? ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Just the Alcohol by Commander Zia reviews
"Neji's gonna hate you." Hiashi nodded, trying to ignore the pain in his chest. "Just like Itachi hates me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Hiashi H., Fugaku U. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Attack unpredicted by itachianimefan reviews
This is a Naruto and Bleach story. Captain Tōshirō knows something is wrong when he sees a strange gang of people in black cloaks with red clouds. But could this be a hunch or can this be the ultimate fight the soul society and konoha has known? Review pl
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Itachi U., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Downtime by LavenderSkies reviews
Ever wonder what Sasuke's team does during downtime? A series of one-shots about life with Taka...the way Suigetsu sees it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke's Twin by YukiTenVianey Team reviews
He had lost all motive and will to live. Alive by hatred alone, it seemed. His life changed when she came back, but it wasn't meant to last for long. When the final battle arrives, will he lose everything over again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,195 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets, Sake and Funloving Teammates by cutecrazyice reviews
"You know what? I've never heard of Shikamaru getting kissed before." And that was how their night of fun started. For the most part. ShikaGUESS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Orochimaru's Evil Host Club by SakuraChan73 reviews
Orochimaru's strange attempt to get Sasuke to become his vessel. He decides to create a host club because Sasuke is a ladies man? Will Sasuke fall for this scheme?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Top Secret Akatsuki Secrets REVEALED! by EternityInYourArms reviews
Ever wonder what happens behind Akatsuki closed doors? Wonder no more! These TOP SECRET files uncovered by various unnamed agents show what really happens in the lair of the most notorious missing-nins. Rated Mature cuz of Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Akatsuki
Itachi, lets make a baby by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Sasuke wants to know where babies come from. He asks his older brother for the answer. How will this all work out? Oneshot. NOT YAOI. Humor. Its just something that popped in my head.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki in the Court of Pure Souls by JAK Kinase reviews
Itachi and Deidara are dead. But then they meet this guy with bells on his hair... Crossover between Naruto and Bleach. Crack. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Itachi U.
hand over the fish by MelodysFall reviews
Non-massacre/ Sasuke didn't think it was necessary for Itachi to force-feed his team mate. And Sakura? Well, she couldn't think at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Gospel of Deception by thereisafire reviews
Izaya learns how to lie so well that it's almost the truth, how to pretend to be a girl online, and how to deal with Shizuo. A story about Izaya's misspent youth, and how he became what he is.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Dear Kishimoto, You Can Bite Me by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are trapped in a hopeless scenario. It doesn't matter how smart Shikamaru is, or how strong Temari is, there's one man that has all the power. And, this time, it may very well be game over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Mission to the Outside by A.Pyro reviews
Naruto HP Crossover. Naruto and Sasuke, two ANBU captains, are sent on an assassination mission all the way in the Outside. What could go wrong with such a simple mission? Everything. Set in HP Fifth Year. No pairings. More crack than fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,154 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
ORIHARA IZAYA: The Owner's Guide And Manual by ikebukurolove reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have purchased your very own ORIHARA IZAYA unit. In order to unlock the fullest potential of your insane informant, it is highly recommended that you follow this detailed instruction manual with utmost care.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Konoha Kindergarten by INaraC reviews
Tsunade gets bored and decides to mess around … After having fun, and creating a total mess, she leaves the two only gennins that didn’t get caught, to deal with the consequences.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,727 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Seitora reviews
Yahiko survives and wins the civil war against Hanzo. As the new leader of Ame, he seeks a new path to peace. Through sabotage and destruction, the shinobi world will be annihilated. No Madara, Dark!Naruto, realistic ruthless militaristic Sandaime/Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,908 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Fū
Akatsuki Pranksters by Tigers and Dragons reviews
An Akatsuki story in which Tobi is tricked, Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu are force-fed and Itachi sleeps through everything. Rated T because Hidan is talking. A special for Itachi's Birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Guess How Much I Love You by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
Sasuke tries to show his brother how much he loves him, and Itachi promptly retaliates. Nothing more then brotherly love, kind of sad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,848 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Team 7 by DarkAnimeAngel13 reviews
What if Hinata had gotten picked for another team? See how her life might differ if she hadn't been put on team 8, but instead was on team 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,272 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 6/16/2007
Tensai 'Verse Outtakes by Wingwyrm reviews
Summary will change with every chapter posted. Latest: Itachi Uchiha, Kenen Murakami, and Iruka Umino all have something in common: A little brother. AU, Team Tensai 'verse. READ THE INDIVIDUAL WARNINGS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Team Seven
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
A Competition of Coolness by Don't Trust the Snake reviews
Random story about how Dumbledore has to decide who is cooler, Draco Malfoy or Sasuke Uchiha. Kind of really random, dumb and pointless, but there you go.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Draco M., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharingan Eyes by Sholay reviews
Team 7’s next mission: protect the Bladebreakers on a trip to… Russia? ! An unusual relationship is formed as Kai Hiwatari and Sasuke Uchiha’s lives clash violently over one simple enigma: Kai’s red eyes. Beyblade and Naruto crossover or Xover. NOYAOI. AU
Crossover - Naruto & Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,336 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Kai H.
DaDum by Asha'man of Fire reviews
Whenever I look at Amano-san, my heart beats. It isn't love, so why? Told from the perspective of an OC, the story of a girl who looks a little too hard at one individual. One-shot.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Bullets for the Mockingbird by Drowzsy reviews
Which one was better and which one worse? Trapped in reality, or trapped in his own vindictive mentality? One-shot. AU. YukixYuno. Written for OliveTheOlive's fanfiction contest.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
A Lack of Communication by ncfan reviews
The secret to their marriage’s success was their lack of communication. 600 words.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sick in Bed by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
When Sasuke tells his brother that he didn't feel well, no one thought that it would have been this bad. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dangers Of Curiosity by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya regrets the day he discovered the Shizuo/Izaya fanbase.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
The Newest Host by Alayna36 reviews
Uchiha Itachi, welcome to the Host Club!" were words that Itachi had never once thought he would hear. How does he cope with not only the fangirls, but the other members of the club? And how does Deidara handle his disguise to infiltrate it... as a girl?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Itachi U., Haruhi F.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,608 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Tale of the Raven and the Flower by Nakoujou reviews
After finding a heart-shaped necklace, two kids hunt down the Konoha 11 to hear their parts in the tale of Sasuke and Sakura falling in love after his return to Konoha."'The Tale of the Raven and the Flower' That's so Naruto to pick such a stupid name."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,355 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Anime Family Feud: Death Note VS Code Geass by Marden reviews
Let's see which Anime family is better between these two kick-ass Anime Series when they battle in the new TV show, Anime Feud.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Suna's Red Sand by ncfan reviews
What if Sasori didn't defect? Even without defecting, Sasori somehow got involved in every plot, conspiracy, scandal, controversy and drama that involved Suna for the next twenty years. Extremely AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sasori, Gaara - Complete
Alternate History 0 by redit reviews
The prequel to Alternate History. Spoilers included. This is Itachi in his younger years.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 5,531 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
About students by Sulix reviews
Kakashi's mussings now that they are gone. Team 7, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Summer Love by winterkaguya reviews
Once upon a time in Konoha Kindergarten, two 5 yr-old re-lived the aged old rivalry between the Hyuuga and Uchiha up until one summer day when they turned 16, something changed. Has their enmity turned into love? Will he lose her to his Aniki? SasuHinaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Chronicles of Team Seven by denytheworld reviews
The real reason Kakashi took on a genin team and actually passed them. This is when I wish the Genre list had 'crack' listed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Rocks Fall by Wingwyrm reviews
Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
little embers by MintiNeko reviews
Even the smallest embers give off warmth. Of Fugaku and Mikoto, from first meeting, first loves, to marriage, to sons, to tragedy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
In Which Sasuke is a Creeper by blankdreamer reviews
I have never felt this kind of torturous feeling before. I want to grab a steak knife and jam it into my ear, or burn in acidic garbage juices. Why, Sakura, why love my brother! Gah, I hate how oblivious she is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday by existence555 reviews
3 of Kakashi's birthdays, with Team Minato, by himself, and with Team 7. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Alternate History by redit reviews
What if Itachi took Sasuke with him instead of leaving him in the village on 'that' night? Contains spoilers for later chapters in the Naruto series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
As Long As They Haven't Been Cremated by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
Near learns that experimenting with a shinigami's toys only ever leads to destruction. Spoilers for the pilot episode and series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Near, L - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Bottle Me Up by R.G. Waffles reviews
The first time he found a gray hair, Sasuke cried. Angst. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Regret Not A Thing by Mizerable reviews
Even in my darkest hour, your hand still found mine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,644 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Sasuke U.
Pantomime by Dlvvanzor reviews
L has always hated mirrors... a fact of which BB is very, very aware. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2009 - L, BB - Complete
new arrival by senritsuhiwatari reviews
after itachi's final battle with sasuke, he wakes up somewhere unexpected
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Itachi U.
A Coming Storm by korcutt13 reviews
Sakura Haruno was a mess after Sasuke left, but now she is happy again. She has caught the eye of a certain Hyuuga and life is going well. But what happens when a certain Uchiha returns? Who will win her heart? Sasuke vs. Neji. sasu/saku/neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Father Figures by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Sasuke needs to ask Iruka for permission to date Naruto, which is why he asks Kakashi to come as his human shield. It seems these older brothers were the only father figures they really had. SasuNaru, slight KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Perfectionist by saidtheirnevers reviews
Mello is a perfectionist. That's why every night has him creeping to the bathrooms for a little one-on-one with the bowl. M/M friendship only, WH.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Purely Coincidental by R.G. Waffles reviews
Because sometimes, things are purely coincidental, and a first meeting can’t change Naruto’s life, but it can make one heck of a short story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KONOHA TOTS by Hypotheticallyspeaking reviews
A collection of Konoha's Rookie Nnine during their childhood years. will mainly focus on Sasuke and Hinata though.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,188 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Out for Blood by 7gaaraslittledemon7 reviews
gaara debates with his mother while fighting Sasuke in the chunin exam finals. Rawr, goes gaara!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Funny Times by SieToshi reviews
Short funny stories about team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Episode Zero by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Snake Fidelity by leiaah reviews
Lifestyle Beauty Salon receives two of the most unexpected guests, ever. Just why have these two walked into a place like this? It really isn't their scene. Oneshot, Voldemort & Orochimaru, crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Concentration by with eyes looking up reviews
Naruto had it all figured out. Mehehe. Team 7; crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shinobi of The Rock by alterego94 reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
PS Should We Kidnap That Girl? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen and his Espadas get a little bored and decide to kidnap Orihime, but manage to kidnap some other girl too. Sequel to P.S. Do Goldfish Become Hollows? Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Beloved by fowl68 reviews
The entire time Itachi wrote out the letter, the only way he could keep his hand from shaking was remembering that he was doing this for his little brother. For Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Chat Room by Suki-Itami reviews
What would happen if the characters of Naruto discovered chat rooms?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2009
Itachi Pranks by Jaye Shayna reviews
Random Itachi Pranks -R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Other side of Shino by GypsyMagick reviews
Shinol quiet, serious, never says anything, but do we really know Shino? Here's the side you've enver seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Some Girls by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Scarlet by Yamisui reviews
Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence by Sholay reviews
Itachi had watched Sasuke since he was a child. With bland, insipid eyes Itachi saw his brother grow, flourish and thrive on the hatred he had planted. He knew he'd destroyed Sasuke’s innocence and, in so doing, destroyed himself. Chapter402 Psychological
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Little Tobi Story by Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Lost in Translation by pikajay reviews
HP x Nar What if the translation spell wasn't as reliable as we thought? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Albus D., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas With Team 7 by HelloMySeattle reviews
Sakura loved having the holidays at her house. Especially Christmas. But this Christmas will be more special than the last.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bubbles by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
With a huff that could have been mistaken for a pout — if Uchiha’s pouted that is — Sasuke stepped into the house, ignoring the cold as the bubbles that came into contact with his skin popped, leaving a wet and soapy residue along his legs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In two months by admcc93 reviews
hinata's just the new kid in town, but what happens when she's told she's engaged to none other than sasuke uchiha? again: i suck at summaries... forgive me, please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H.
So Cold by Sacred Insanity reviews
A cold winter evening may cause a sudden urge to...cuddle?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Mephiles, Shadow - Complete
Snowflakes by Dying With A Smile reviews
Naruto believes that snow could fall on Christmas day in Konoha. Kiddie-one-shot-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Falling to Pieces by Silver Pard reviews
Misa loves Light, even when she doesn't.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Itachi's Journal: The Akatsuki Chronicles by wolfrun1 reviews
Sequel to "Deer Mr. Jurnal". After the attack on Konoha, Naruto and his friends are left to clean up the mess. But what's that in the debris? A journal? Whose? Itachi's! Who do you think brought it here...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 667 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Go: To Deidara's Installation by Shuriken to the face reviews
The second in the Akatsuki Go: series, Deidara's Installation!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Gaara's Ghouls by darkhelmetj reviews
Kankuro liked to believe that his younger brother was getting more normal as time passed. Unfortunately for him, that assumption was wrong. Post Retrieve Sasuke Arc, Pre-Shippūden. Sand sibs fic. Humour/crack horror fic. See Author's Notes for details.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Next Generation by Raziel94 reviews
Team 7 and their comrads are all adults and are soon to be paired with their gennin teams. Pairings: NaruHina, ShikaTema, ItachSaku, OCOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Manic Oppressive by Neonn reviews
-One Shot- Hogwarts gets a new DADA teacher, who may or may not be clinically insane. Seriously, how many teachers set giant snakes on the students on the first day?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Anko M. - Complete
Mission Accomplished by wolf08 reviews
Our beloved Squad 7 is sick of D-Rank missions. To occupy themselves, Sasuke and Naruto debate about the truth behind Sakura's pink locks. Surprisingly, their curiousity lures them into a crazy, action-packed adventure! sasusaku, COMPLETE epilogue
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Dear MrJournal by wolfrun1 reviews
Itachi's dead. Sasuke's fine with that. But when Tobi gives him an old diary, will he still be fine? What happened to Itachi? Why did he turn his back on Sasuke? The truth is revealed with three misspelled words: "Deer Mr.Jurnal". Don't worry, its funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
prison break by sasori-chibi reviews
the sequel for "itachi's wrinkles"...pein tries to escape from prison. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
5 iPod Drabbles by Flawless Beauti reviews
5 Drabbles based off of 5 iPod songs. The challenge was to start with the song, and finish with the same song.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hotel Room by blankdreamer reviews
How the hell are we supposed to use this room if it’s the size of a bathtub and only has one bed?” Sakura snorted and looked at Sasuke. Naruto stared at Sasuke, waiting for an answer. Sasuke sighed. "I take right, Sakura, middle, and Idiot, left"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lucky by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Harry Potter is lucky. Naruto Uzumaki is lucky. But which of them would come out on top in a ‘game’ of chance. Oneshot. Review please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Hugs and What? by 99feathers reviews
HitsuIchi "You need a HUG." "No, Kurosaki, I do not." Ichigo is given a mission. Oddly enough, it is not to hug Hitsugaya. Crack, slight slash.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of by Guttersnipe reviews
But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Three Crossroads by Reno of the Troika reviews
Team 7 is like three paths that cross. You expect them to destory each other, but it just never happens. Team 7 centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Symbols of Femininity by Little Piper Girl reviews
The men of Team 7 begin to notice their female member.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sakura H.
Father, I have Sinned by R.G. Waffles reviews
One-shot - This is why you should never burn paper cranes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Numbers by Carbucketty reviews
Linda, a fixation, and the boys she'll always call by number.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Decisions by Happiness's Deceit reviews
SPOILERS up to chapter 401. When Itachi was four, his only memories were of black blood and the taste of iron in his mouth. As he grew, the taste haunted him, and the only thing that could chase it away was his little brother's smile. Itachi Timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by RedMenace reviews
What if Team 7 had a useful teacher?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
Naruto Chat Rooms by ReaperofDarkness reviews
Naruto, and the others are in a chat room... what could happen? My first Chat Room fanfic!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Victory by SoulCry reviews
It was official now. The Akatsuki was no more. However, they weren't dead. Oh, no. Something far worse happened to them. They incurred in the wrath and deviousness of Uzumaki Naruto and his partner in crime. NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Kaiga Kanojono by Coco-Minu reviews
Painting her, he decided, was something he loved to do. He never even stopped to think of the word obsession. ShikamaruxIno, SaixIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,251 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
The Barney song Remade by the Konoha Kids by GypsyMagick reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru and Chouji hate the Barney song. When they are made to listen to it, what will they do?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Priorities by syrraki reviews
Remember when Sasuke saw Itachi for the first time after the massacre in that hotel with Naruto? Well this is how it really went down. Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Faux Pas by MintiNeko reviews
Mikoto is paranoid that her son will follow his father's courtship patterns. Non massacre. FugakuMikoto,SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Resolution Face Off by chibi-zoe reviews
It's New Years Eve and Team 7 want to know what their sensei's resolution is. Team 7 friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Little Deviation by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes, the philosophy that "opposites attract" skips a generation. FugakuMikoto. MinatoKushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Dogs Are Better Than Toads by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Three year old Kakashi meets his new sensei. No Warnings. Work Safe. Fluff. Humor. Cuteness. Sarcasm. Minato/Sakumo/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Out of the Dark by The All Real Numbers Symbol reviews
Sequel to/continuation of In the Dark. He was the Ultimate Lifeform. He didn't feel fear. What he felt was cold, cold because Mephiles was now haunting his dreams.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Shadow, Mephiles - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Team 7 Body Swap by recodan reviews
Everyone in Team 7 swaps bodies. Hilarity ensues. Short chapters but hopeully frequent updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Tea parties, Lairs and Legolas by GypsyMagick reviews
Blind Itachi, Ramen muffins and a Legolas loving Orochimaru. Random story thought up when I was in an exam. Sorry for the bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
In the Dark by The All Real Numbers Symbol reviews
Short Oneshot. "What if I was part of your anger, your hate? What if I am what you will become?" Shadow was now almost convinced he could hear Mephiles' voice.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Shadow, Mephiles - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi by sasori-chibi reviews
the reason behind itachi's scars..............itachi discovers that akatsuki talk in their sleep
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Let Go by R.G. Waffles reviews
Naruto and Sasuke enjoy a day in the rain. Sakura and Kakashi are worried for Naruto's sanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi, are you sure you're OK? by jovaine reviews
"It just occurred to me that I haven't told you about the birds yet". Sasuke can't believe his ears and Itachi is trying to give him 'The Talk'. "If you're talking about sex, I already know all about it". Mild crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Stranded by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,068 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Albus D., Naruto U.
22 Stolen Facts about Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
Ha, just thought this was a funny list to put up. If you love Itachi, then you have to read this, you'll be laughing pretty hard by the end of the list... NEW! CHAPTER 3 HAS BEEN ADDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Wrestling Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Naruto characters chat online : by mizukinosutoritachi reviews
Computers and internet access just came into Konoha. They try the chatting program in the internet. this is my first story..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Team Dysfunctional by Hyper Deathray reviews
Stuck between an Uchiha and a loudmouth, this is Hyuuga Hinata’s story, on Team 7. UPDATE: FINISHED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,493 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Team 7 by Miss.Rainbow.Sunshine reviews
Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,807 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Naruto Zombies by Keith B. Real reviews
A mysterious rain cloud turns the inhabitants of Konoha into cannibals, all except for a few who must now try and survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Best Halloween Ever by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Yes, I know, lame title. NaruHina, rated M for ghost stories and themes...sorry, no lemon. Naruto attends a Halloween party thrown by Hinata and Neji. For the boy who hates Halloween so much, he sure does enjoy this night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Voices by Rae Logan reviews
Shadow hears a voice in his head he can't get rid of. Rated M for death. One Shot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Recycling by yasuhei reviews
[Oneshot] The world moved on while Sasuke slept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Connection by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Premassacre. Fugaku notices that Itachi has taken his place in Sasuke's life. And it hurts more than it should.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Cups of Tea by R.G. Waffles reviews
[Oneshot] Everyone gets surprises on their birthday. Sasuke? He gets a massive gut wound, a trip to the verge of his deathbed . . . and a cup of tea? . . . from Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Its a Magical World by Paper Fans reviews
Hogwarts under possible attack, Ministry of Magic corrupted, and the balance of good and evil... well, unbalanced. What's Dumbledore to do? Call up some ninjas, of course! Naruto Harry Potter Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Waking Up Cold by Ramenism reviews
Naruto and Karin sittin' in a clearing, she's tryin' to rape him and it's really, really scary. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Karin, Naruto U. - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Collector by Ramenism reviews
As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ambition's End by Singe reviews
If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Our Hearts Beat as One by Kiri-Kiri-chan reviews
We three are one. One team, one person and one soul. Our hearts beat as one and we shall protect each other as if it was our own body. Team 7 leave Konoha for good. Your pain is our pain Naruto… [A Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto story][COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Day by faceted-mind reviews
Today I'm Not safe to be around... Kakashi and team 7 centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Dearest Little Brother by DarlingMalfunction reviews
Sasuke had been waiting for this day a long time. The day when his brother would return. [[ Slight Humor. Rated T for language. Sequel to 'Go to Bed, Sasuke' ]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Itachi goes to Candy Mountain by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[OneShot] For all who have seen Charlie the Unicorn, this is Itachi getting dragged to Candy Mountain by Sasuke and Sakura. No one was harmed making this fanfiction except for Itachi's kidney...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Isles of the Blest by metaphorically-blue reviews
[Team 7][oneshot] They aren't ones for following tradition. And it shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Icha Icha Team 7 by Q-71 reviews
Everyone from team 7 is back. What's next for them? Time to test the waters...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Wrong Boy by Hollow Productions reviews
Every one always assumes that the curse of Team 7 carries on from Orochimaru to Sasuke, Tsunade to Sakura and Jiraiya to Naruto. But fates are never as simple as that. What if we missed the real threat to Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
The Reason Itachi killed his clan by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Sasuke gets scared after a nightmare and sleeps in Itachi's room. That's when Itachi relizes something and decides to change it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teddy Bears by R.G. Waffles reviews
[OneShot] Gaara resents the day he was born because it symbolizes his destiny. That is, until he receives a present he never intended to get. Happy Birthday, Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Wheel of Fortune by Spectrum reviews
In which Sasuke can’t sleep, Kakashi drinks tea, and the title is meant quite literally. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Not So High School Experience by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
After Effect by Riza A reviews
The second time Tsukiyomi is used on him, Sasuke finds that acting is harder, and faces tend to change. A descent into madness goes unchecked. [Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto. Not romantic][Warning for graphically depicted content.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
4 Heartbeats by blackexecutioner reviews
Team 7 is in the woods dreaming. For strange reasons, their individual dreams are seen by other members of the team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Indulgence by AkaiTsume reviews
Halloween Darkfic Oneshot. When reality and delusions collide, only one truth remains. Uzumaki Naruto ALWAYS keeps his promises. SasuNaru if that's what you want to call it, character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Red by Agent420 reviews
Sasuke wants to be beautiful. Vaguely ItaSasu, incredibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Eye on Kohona by Lemon Scented Mel reviews
An interview with team 7!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006
Sasuke's Retirement by A-kun reviews
Sasuke shocks everyone by retiring from Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Unrevealed Battles by Blazing Kusanagi reviews
The Leaf 12 must face each other to prove their potential. The victors will take part in a mysterious A RANK mission. Choji VS Hinata, Shino VS Tenten, Kiba VS Sasuke, Neji VS Ino, Shikamaru VS Sakura, and Lee VS Naruto. Please Review on who you think w
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Group Hug by False-Image reviews
It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Aka Suna no Birthday by Digital Skitty reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, and everyone wants to get him a good gift. He, of course, just wants to be left alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Damaged Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Before Naruto, before Itachi killed off his entire family, there was a little boy named Sasuke who just wanted his father's recognition...but ended up getting mentally and emotionally scarred before his brother even contemplated mass murder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pretty Boy by Avalon Estel reviews
Haku had a mild affliction: he looked terribly, terribly feminine. However, he was by no means a girl. Sometimes, people just didn't get that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Haku - Complete
The Doom of Konoha by Legendary Legacy reviews
Konoha has lost the war with Orochimaru. How could something like this possibly have happened, and what does the Snake Sannin have planned next? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
NEVER! Dare You're: ExGirlfriend To Do Anything! by Cliff Hanger and Pluki-Kun reviews
OneShot: Neji, an ass, dares his ex, Tenten, to kiss another guy... so she does, she kisses the poor shmuck avenger, Uchiha Sasuke... RYR... PLEASE DON'T MIND CHAPTER2
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Way Things Are Now by Legendary Legacy reviews
Times have changed, and Naruto and Sakura have to question how things have managed to turn out so wrong for them and everyone else. Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Judicial System Darkness by Ghost Captain Barbossa reviews
Sakura is murdered. One of her children has been kidnapped. Her husband is the prime suspect. Can the members of the jury uncover the true story? Or will the legal system tear this family apart? AU [HinaShika] flashes of SasuSaku Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,986 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Asylum by Skiltch reviews
Shikamaru was an ordinary guy in modern Japan. But when he began having dreams of being a ninja, of manipulating his shadow, things got weird. And when they get too strong and he's sent to an asylum, reality suddenly begins to seem... unreal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Shikamaru N.
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunion by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuSaku, NaruSaku] Sasuke finally comes home to the rest of Team Seven. THIS IS NOT A HAPPY STORY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Pulling the Strings by Akatsuki210 reviews
In their quest to save Gaara from the Akatsuki, Sakura and Chiyo fought and defeated the deadly puppetmaster, Akasuna no Sasori. But who was Sasori? Why did he turn himself into a puppet? Why did he abandon the Sand village to join Akatsuki? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Am Your Child by classacte reviews
A short poem dedicated to the children killed through abortion. R&R
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Checklist by Seito reviews
[Slight AU, Sasunaru] Itachi stared at the piece of paper in his hands. It was an odd checklist thing that he had found on the kitchen table this morning. It read: How to Know Your Otouto is Gay . R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by Insomniac Owl reviews
[Niisan... Can I sleep with you?] Things change, there's no use in holding on. But if that's true, why did Itachi keep that letter for all those years?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Campfire by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8. It starts with Kiba asking Shino a simple question and ends with Kiba trying to kill Shino and Hinata punching Kiba into a tree to stop him. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Candy Girl by Elektra3 reviews
She's such a sweet thing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Heaven or Hell Itachi? by XxRevengexX reviews
Itachi dies. And just where does he go? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Ninety Eight by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8 is relaxing after a mission and Shino tells Kiba just how many times he owes Hinata his life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
How to Marry the Girl of Your Dreams by Sessy-sama reviews
How to Marry the Girl of Your Dreams Or A Mother’s Story A fiveyearold Shino learns in the prize of being persistant and not fearing a woman with bug spray.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Shino A., Shibi A. - Complete
Unending by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Absences by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Naruto dreamed of his team mates everynight. Eventually, it was time to go home. team 7 love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Expected Outcome by Calendar reviews
Occasionally on long missions, Team 7 gets to sleep indoors. Unfortunately for Team 7, they usually have to share a room.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
A Sympathetic Smile by EffulgentInara reviews
Tsunade and Sakura get a brief demonstration of exactly why Kakashi wears that mask...[oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Short Sword by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Zabuza is a reflection, too dangerous to allow to live. Kakashi tells him so.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Stone Skipping by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke finds Naruto brooding by the river.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Conversation by azzami reviews
Deidara strikes up a conversation with a Iwanin prisoner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Deidara
Splinter by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Butter Side Up by bite the hand that feeds reviews
A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Maturing by MonsterBrat reviews
Kisame thinks about the younger members of Akatsuki and what they will become.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Grown Up Orphans by Spectrum reviews
Just Naruto, Sasuke, and the quiet hum of the refrigerator. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curious Habits by Spectrum reviews
Naruto still wants to know just why Hatake Kakashi covers two thirds of his face.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Technicolor by Asuka Kureru reviews
Angst. Sasuke always dreams his what ifs in technicolor. During the three years lull, no pairing, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Anniversaries by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
One night every year, Uchiha Sasuke lets himself mourn the family he lost years ago.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fire and Leaf: A Collection of Naruto OneShots by Yamisui reviews
Story 1: "Haunted," told in 3 parts. In "Memory," Kakashi is haunted by the ghosts of his past. In "Vengeance," Sasuke dreams of where his course of vengeance will lead him. In "Regret," the riddle of what it means to be haunted is solved.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2005
A Little Family Get Together by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kakashi hates celebrating his birthday, but Team 7 isn't going to take no for an answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Ragtag Heroes Are Never Fallen by Chronoquest reviews
When Sasuke and Naruto are battling Haku, what if it was Naruto not Sasuke that jumped out and saved his teammate. SasuNaru, Sakurabashing and OOC, AUish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,788 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Mr Jack Pots by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba and Hinata had no idea that Shino would take a simple prank so seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/25/2004
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
It's a Thankless Job by Geno Calamari reviews
Life is rarely ever what you imagine when you're thirteen. Hinata One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
My God doesn't love me by Cherry Blossom reviews
an explanation of my religious views
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 10/17/2002
Shiruka yo by Ruaki reviews
Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pawn by Cairnsy reviews
My view of The Bible/God
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2001
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The Dimensional Mishap reviews
Just as Tobi is about the complete the Moons Eye Plan, an interference that you will find out about later, happens and sends the people who were close to the place where the plan was being set into action away. Some characters from Naruto end up scattered and without memories in the bleach world. How will they all get back to the 5 Great Nations now?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,725 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Sasori in the Soul Society reviews
What happened when Sasori passed on? What if he ends up in the Soul Society? Who will he meet and what adventures will he encounter? No pairings. Adopted from ItsTrueIStalkYou.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/11/2013
Gaara reviews
If Naruto is called Naruto because Naruto is the main character, then this story will be called Gaara since he is the main character here. This is the Kazekage arc from Gaara's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Gaara
Forest Fire reviews
Kusagakure was attacked and demolished, leaving only some survivors. Team seven along with Neji and Tenten are sent to investigate. From there on, series of events are triggered and things become unpredictable as layers unravel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Neji H.
Deidara's bright idea reviews
Deidara comes up with an idea to get the ichibi, and have enough time to run away. Sasori doesn't exactly like the plan though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Failure Ninjas Training School! reviews
All ninjas have problems, some more then others. What Happens when each village/organization sends their worst ninjas to the same school? T for course language. No lemons or pairings, probably never will be. Not exactly drabble, but no clear story line either. On a very, very long hiatus that it would probably never come off of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012