Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?

A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damn it Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei's novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke's family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 17th arc is one... more something. :3

The Gamer, a lot of people look down on such a title. A waste of time, pointless even. That is until you start reshaping the universe to your desires. Then what would happen if such an ability made its way into a world of spirits, monsters and war? Madness most likely. SI

Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

By stone and by sky, there had never been anything she could do to save herself. Subjected to becoming a beast at the age of two, Yugito Nii grew up being watched—grew up being tested—and she's sick of it. More than that, she knows that if she doesn't do anything then she'll end up dead in a plot to ruin the world. With something to live for, she won't let that happen. [SI/OC]

You'll believe Taylor can fly.

Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...

AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

In a death dyed with red, I was reborn. In recalled memories, I discovered a means for survival. [SI-OC!Kushina]

Written on a dare, a humorous take on what happen if FSN Mordred, Shirou and Arturia ends up in Westeros after their deaths at certain points in their lives. Featuring a Gender Bent Shirou and Arturia. Will be continued due to popularity. Now with an M rating.

Book 6: Vhetin and Jay accept a contract on Telos, only to find that Boba Fett is also on the bounty's trail. See reviews for full synopsis. Rated T for violence, mild language, and some suggestive themes.

Book 5: Vhetin and Jay are tapped by Imperial Intelligence to hunt down a bloodthirsty terrorist. See reviews for full synopsis. Rated T for violence and some language.

Book 4: Vhetin and Jay return to Coruscant to continue their hunt with another bounty hunter hot on their heels. See reviews for full synopsis. Rated T for violence and some language.

AU. From the deepest abyss of the sea, a new menace rises to threaten Wizarding Britain. And three scarred people are called up once again to defend a country that seems torn between praising and condemning them for saving it the first time. Inspired by concepts from Kantai Collection and similar games.

Ginny, Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves navigating a new challenge - adulthood. Follows the events of "The First Day". Features the rest of the Weasley family and the Holyhead Harpies.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Lily Luna Potter years 3-7. Why is she stuck with a Little Malfoy tag-along? What do the coming years hold for them and everyone else? How will they change and grow, what will happen as they do, & who will end up with whom? Eventual femslash. Multiple pairings. Lily/OC. Also stars Scorpius Malfoy's OC little sister. Not T until Chap 29, really not until Chap 32 & nothing too major.

Book 1: A Mandalorian bounty hunter takes a contract that will change his life forever, and an Imperial fighter pilot begins a journey that will take her across the galaxy and back. See reviews for full synopsis. Rated T for violence and some language.

Book 3: Cin Vhetin and his new partner, Jay, set out to bring in a sadistic gangster before he can strike again. See reviews for full synopsis. Rated T for violence and some language.

Fed up with life in Nerima, Ranma runs away, only to be followed by Happosai, who has a magic scroll he want to try out. It works but Ranma suddenly finds himself in Westeros replacing the champion chosen by the old gods in a time of great peril for humanity. How will the world change with the Wild Wolf raised in the den of wolves? A lot. Thanks to Naj. P. Jackson for the picture.

After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts. *UPDATED WITH ALTERNATE ENDING*

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.

Infamy. It's the state of being known for a bad quality and (or) deed. Of course, I hadn't been born into it-shouldn't have been. Yet this is where I found myself, years along the line, in none other than Kushina Uzumaki's body. [OC!Kushina] THIS IS THE UNTOUCHED VERSION OF INFAMY, A STORY I STARTED IN LATE 2014. New version is called Fire Flower.

After the first war, Remus realizes his chances of working in the wizarding world are slim, and his wand just reminds him of how James, Lily, and Peter died. To escape this world of pain, Remus attends med school, posing as a Muggle and going by his middle name: John. A story of the missing 12 years of Remus's life . . . in which he became John Watson. This fic is abandoned.

Carter J. Grant's artistic work on the new CA books comes with mixed reviews from the Coulson, Barton team of comic critics. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.

There's a point at which a machine becomes capable of thinking for itself. Beyond that point is one at which the line between machine and man becomes so blurred that one can no longer tell the difference. When does a machine become a person, and how does that person find their place in a sea of humanity? Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Zelretch, bored to death, decides to cause mischief. As a result, the Grail calls upon seven of the most overpowered Servants the Throne of Heroes has in store. In the not so grim darkness of the current present… there can only be property damage. And crazy aliens.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

Two Years have passed Since HS,SS and now entering young adulthood, Naruto and her allies face challenges from every direction. Can she handle being an adult and a female or will the boy trapped in a woman's body fail all she holds dear.

Settling into a new home and getting to know a host of new roommates can be a minefield of misunderstandings. There are a lot of days when Phil Coulson feels like he's getting too old for this. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

You could say the story began with a pretend prostitute and an over-zealous philanthropist. (In effect, maybe it did.) But the turning point wasn't until much later.

Jane and Maura meet on vacation and have a casual, fun fling. Well, it was fun until Maura took that ME job in Boston...

A flying martial artist lands in a park, with a demon, four magical girls, and a fountain. What's the worst that could happen? A short prequel to Desperately Seeking Ranma by way of Aftermath, which it leads into.

While the top several floors belong to the Avengers, the rest of the building is still an industrial main-stay of Stark Industries. How do the employees cope with having superheroes in the same building with them? For starters, not very well. "Oh so first you break my computers, then you kill Alpha and now you break my assistant! What did I ever do you!" R&R

The Avengers scramble to pick up the pieces in the wake of the emerging Hydra threat. From here on out everything changes. (Post Captain America 2) Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who Mindstorm and those who don't. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

You're starting to ship your boss and her detective in a sorta strange all-encompassing, soul-shattering kind of way. It would help if they didn't make it so easy-and if they weren't being so secretive about the fact that they're very obviously getting it on.

At first, they were all things that could be reasoned away. If she squinted and didn't put too much effort into the logic.

The Iron Man suit is a 100% enclosed environment, a very valuable feature if you're going to fly into space or fall into the ocean. It's also a very valuable feature if you hang out with the Avengers. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

100 moments of the Teen Titans after they can officially drop the 'Teen'. Some short, some long, some funny, some serious, some quotes, some musings, some romance, some friendship, and all snippets of their lives, five years in the future.

Mornings in Avengers Tower are always busy. Mornings when more than seventy-five percent of the residents have travel plans are really busy. Mornings when morons derail those plans? Well, that's when things get interesting. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.

December's a time for friends and family, a time for tradition. And, if you're an Avenger, a time for exploding Christmas decorations to interfere with your evening. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

It's Christmas time, and what says Christmas more than the hustle and bustle of New York shoppers. Steve's ideas for team bonding never, ever go like he plans.

You would think that going planetside to pick up a package would be fairly straightforward. But when the planet is Illium, the package is intended for Cerberus and the man sent to intervene is Shepard, all assumptions go straight out the airlock.

They say time heals all wounds but Clint Barton knows that more than anything, time festers and the things we regret eat away at us like an infection. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

The Avengers get in some down time after a rough mission and decide to spend it acting like normal people for a change. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

An AU based on my DE series. What if Del Shepard's past had been different? What if she were the one who was the shy scientist...and Liara was the hardened commando? How would it change them, and would the love that so defined them in DE blossom once again? Old characters and new ones follow a story that is *NOT* ME or DE canon. Enjoy!

It's Movie Night in Avengers Tower. With so many differing personalities it's hard sometimes to find a film that everyone enjoys. If it's Tony's night to pick, even more so. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

It was Captain America's team, ask anyone you like. Anyone, that is, who wasn't Phil Coulson. Not that Phil would necessarily tell you the truth, he'd offer his half-indulgent smile and a knowing look. But he knew. He knew who'd built the team from the ground up. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

The wedding has failed. Destruction and chaos abounds. Ranma is missing, everyone is arguing, and Kasumi is thinking.

There are no dummies in Avengers Tower, there aren't even any average people. Sometimes the brightest crayon in the box isn't exactly whom you might think it is. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

Super soldiers have amazing metabolism which is great for healing super fast. It's not so great if the super soldier needs anesthesia. Tony Stark has this stuff covered though because if there's a will there's a technological way. The problem with coming up with amazing technological solutions is that eventually you get in a situation where you have to field test them.

Some of the best research in the world is going on at Avengers Tower, and the most cutting edge breakthroughs are coming out of the labs on level sixty-six. At least that's what Steve has been told. He's pretty sure "Scientific Advancement" is a relative term for what goes on in Technology Candy Land. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely

Steve's settling into his new life and slowly learning to make friends with his new team. Everyone but Tony that is. The man must have a thousand patents and Steve's pretty sure he holds the one on being an irritating pain in the ass. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

In which the team speculates on the potentially existing romantic relationships between SHIELD assets and Darcy introduces everyone to fandom. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

A storage container with Steve's name on it turns up in the bowels of SHIELD and its contents reveal startling truths about the past as well as the future he's living now. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Natasha Romanov doesn't take anyone's crap. No one's. That's why Phil Coulson is so sorry that she took his. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

If you can't take the heat you should stay out of the kitchen. The same applies to the wrath of super heroes and Avenger's Tower. Of course, wrath is messy, and somebody has to clean up after the kids. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

It was supposed to be a simple night out in New York, a chance for the ladies of Avengers Tower to kick back with some drinks, get together, have a few laughs... So how did it all go so badly so quickly? Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Darcy Lewis had known from her first day that Dr. Jane Foster was going places and that those places were probably going to be exciting and potentially well paying. And she'd promised herself that she wouldn't let her total lack of understanding of particle physics stand in her way of a good thing. She just never planned for it to lead her to the middle of New York.

After seventy years napping in a glacier there are always going to be loose ends to tie up, and that's why it's good to have the help of friends in high places. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

Tony Stark buys things, expensive things. Sometimes he buys things he shouldn't. Sometimes he thinks he has a really good reason, and sometimes it all just kind of blows up in his face. Especially when the things he buys come with an NC-17 rating. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Never let it be said that Tony Stark doesn't pay his debts, generously, exorbitantly even. Though mostly he'd just be happier not ever being in anyone's debt at all. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Tony and Steve make some round-about apologies for the harsh words they shared when they first met. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

War is Hell, and the Avengers have seen more than their fair share of Hell. Coming out the other side okay is all about the people who have your back. Really good hot chocolate doesn't hurt either. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Tony Stark doesn't play well with others as a general rule. When he does manage to find people he can get along with he does what he can to keep them, and if that means resorting to some slightly underhanded tactics then so be it. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.

Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?

Love couldn't make things taste different. Heartbreak couldn't affect her taste buds. It was patently ridiculous. But she couldn't deny that her coffee tasted different.

Dick Grayson (Robin) leaves Batman at 16 for New York City. There he finds a new home, a team, and friends in three metahuman teens. Little does he know that an alien will soon crash into his life. Uses a 'pseudo-realistic' approach to the DC Universe like Nolan's Batman. Rated T for violence, language, and one nude tamaranian.

Byakuya needs to be kept busy long enough for Rukia and Ichigo to take their relationship to the next level, and there's only one man up to the job. Will Byakuya survive the legendary Zaraki Manhood Training Programme with his health, sanity and honour intact, and be transformed into an ultra-masculine badass in just seven days? Or has the Sixth Squad Captain finally met his match?

Her internet search history is that of a crazy person. Or a teenage girl, maybe. But it's definitely on the fine line between the two.

The Avengers consist of; A genetically engineered super-soldier, a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, a Norse god, a nuclear physicist with rage issues, a biotechnologically enhanced assassin, and a guy with a bow. This is the story of how the guy with the bow decided that being family to a bunch of misfits wasn't so bad.

... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.

After the wedding, things are getting better for Ranma and Akane. But one day, he wakes up in someone else's bed, someone else's clothes, and someone else's house, and no clue how he got there. What's worse, people seem to think he IS that someone else. And he's not the only one. All around Tokyo, people are finding themselves in similar situations... HSDK, R1/2, Sailor Moon, YYH

100 moments of the Young Justice team after 'Auld Acquaintence', some short, some long, some funny, some serious, some quotes, some musings, some romance, some friendship, and all snippets of their lives.

When the Newly formed Terran Union and its allies make contact with the Galactic Republic, it sets off in motion events that would shake up a galaxy that is not so far away. Slight A/U.

Part of a 30 day Femslash Challenge on my Tumblr. Post ME3, unspecific ending. Miranda holds very few people close, especially in the painful days after the war ended, but a new person has managed to slip past her barriers and ice queen persona, a woman with a face straight from the mirror. Self-cest.

Time Travel AU. Second chances, Redemption, and a Gamble of faith. They've done the impossible before, this time it's all or nothing, and they plan on 'all'. Warning: Story will go into Psychological issues, violence, mild cursing and ocasional pseudo-science and mysticism.

HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.

Loki knows about mistletoe. Post "Blue". One-shot. Darcy/Loki

Set in my Blame it on the Vodka universe. Santa looks a little different when seen by Asgardian eyes. Loki folded his arms across his chest. "Reindeer cannot fly, Stark. So therefore, the sleigh itself must be enchanted."

Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Alice is a vampire. She has waited so long to seduce the brunette human, she's been watching for weeks and Halloween seems like the perfect opportunity./Bellice/Femslash/AU

At a time when Ranma is at his most vulnerable, and nobody else can really understand what he's going through, perhaps someone he least expected could be there for him. RanmaxKasumi

U obediently walked over to his charging station, where Tony watched the small blond boy be suddenly confronted with the reality that he no longer had a power jack to hook into the wall socket. He stood there for three long seconds before turning to Tony, brown eyes wide and panicked. A bots-to-humans story.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Dominique has always been the odd one out in the Weasley clan. Follow her journey throughout Hogwarts as she struggles to come to terms with her family, her friends, her grades and her relationships. Will she be able to evolve into something more than just plain old Dom, or will she stay an outcast forever? COMPLETE.

A girl locked away in the tower… it isn't just the stuff of fairy tales. The YJ team discovers a secret Leaguer called 'Spyglass' that may be their only hope to rescuing the rest of the Justice League from certain fate.

Alice falls hard for her cousin's charismatic best friend but the beautiful brunette doesn't seem that interested in returning her feelings. Or maybe she's just desperate to keep a secret. Bellice/AH. This story deals with GID Gender Identity Disorder

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!

Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.

Okay, so I thought that being part Veela would be a damn good thing. But having that Mudblood Granger for a mate has proved to be deplorably dangerous to my health. DM/HG COMPLETE

This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.

Loki has a final confrontation with Odin, a companion piece to Blue. Darcy/Loki. COMPLETE

Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.

100 short moments of Young Justice. Humour, Romance - Supermartian, Spitfire - Angst, Drama, Friendship, Family, thoughts, musings, quotes and just basically snippets of their lives.

Optional epilogue to "Confessions of a Perfectionist" and a first time story. It won't make much sense as a stand alone so please read Confessions first.

FINAL PART UP! After the shooting of the S1 finale Maura holds everything and everyone together, while simultaneously struggling with her own unvoiced feelings for Jane. But even Maura has her limits... Therapy fic with lots of Rizzles.

Tony thought only Coulson would get himself reincarnated as a yellow overall wearing... pill thing as revenge for all the times Tony pissed him off. Or in which Tony adopts an army of Minions. R&R

It is the 41st millennium. The Imperium of Man is besieged on all sides by aliens, heretics and mutants. Mankind faces extinction. Its people pray for salvation. Heeding the call, the Emperor has sent...well, the best he could get on such short notice. Now ready for a ball-busting, chaos-purging second half!

John and Sherlock are surprised by a trio of unexpected visitors. The doctor is confused. Rory is worried. Amy fangirls a bit. John wants to know what is going on. Sherlock is intrigued. Another quick drabble. unBETAed.

"…that is the day I shall marry you, Rob Anybody Feegle!" Nine-year-old Tiffany turns out to be just a bit too clever for her own good.

Prompt: "Avengers Assemble Because Loki's Meeting His Son's Girlfriend. . . Nessie the Loch Ness Monster" ; Crack fill. Only pairing is Nessie/Jörmungandr Loki's giant sea serpent son in Norse mythology

or: How Batman Got Her Groove Back. Prompt: Batman becomes a woman, involuntarily. Diana helps him out. Rated for violence and language. An exploration of gender identity, with a hint of romance.

It started as a way to get Robin to stop vanishing during missions. Then Robin decided to get payback on Wally. Before they knew it, each of the team had a flaw that was trying to be fixed with the power of spray bottles.

AU follows canon up to book 5 . Five years after the end of the Second War, Harry Potter lives a peaceful life. But when he crosses paths with another living legend of the wizarding world, while a new threat looms at the horizon, it's time he realizes something obvious to everyone else: the hero's calling can't ever truly be given up. Rewrite is complete and the sequel is up.

Rincewind is at it again. What's a patrician to do?

Mycroft Holmes had his own key to 221B Baker Street. He only had to use it four times after John Watson moved in with his brother to decide to throw it away.

Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship

The Greatest Stories Never Told

An attempt at approaching Rizzles somewhat differently... Watching "Fried Green Tomatoes" makes Maura ponder to exactly what extent she and Jane resemble the movie's main characters. ONE SHOT, yet sort of two-fold.

I know my wife. Deep inside her she's set her heart on this baby-project as she calls it secretly, and I wish so very hard that it wouldn't be so risky to give her what she desires the most.../ This is part of the madness that is WTHN/ Bellice/AH/

It was always 'one of those days' in Gotham. Gordon never liked dealing with people asking for Batman and there was something about these particular two that felt a bit off.

In those days, the Company was in service to the Eye of Barad-dur. . .

Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Wally/Dick. The Bat!Family always had a special way of showing how they cared. So when the Bat!Siblings see Wally save Dick, they decided it was high time that they adopt Wally into the family. It's a shame Wally doesn't know this. R&R

Brittany is perpetually cast as the dumb blonde, but the reasons behind her demeanor are more complex than that. She looks back on her childhood, her relationship with Santana, and the life-altering effects the decisions of her youth had on her future.

Sequel to One Trick Pony. Ranma finally decides to act on the dreams he has of an upcoming icy catastrophe. Little does he know how he and his family will play an intricate part in the coming final days. Ranma x Kasumi, plus Sailor Moon crossover.

Under odd circumstances they met, one like the other in ways they didn't think possible.

Percy learns the meaning of forgiveness after the war.

Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.

After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

AU. After Genosha Scott takes off and Jean finds herself growing closer to the Institute's newest addition, Emma Frost, than she ever could have imagined. Jean/Emma, femslash

Turn to Gold Sequel. Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy, former arch-emenies, have been happily dating for 2 1/2 yrs. But what if they're not the same people they were at 14? What do they truly want? Can the first person you're ever with really be "The One"? The cover art is the album cover for Anthony Rapp's "Look Around", the album which inspired this story. I do not own it.

FF slash. FleurHermione. It's the seventh year at Hogwarts and Hermione discovers she has no interest in boys, only in the new Professor for Defense Against the Dark Arts. DISCONTINUED! Read Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis to see the fic continued

Explosions, beatings, and confusion abound as the fallout from failed plans and sacrifices no longer made rain down on the Nerima district. Happy Holidays and an awesome New Years to all!

AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.

Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

Ichigo is sent on a mission to a certain place where Hollows seem to go to, but never come out. That and his old school was destroyed during the war and he still needs to finish his education. Pairings Undecided. Story sticks with the Manga for the most

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

AU/ Twilight - A lesbian werewolf Imprints on Alice, and is tossed out of La Push and the Pack. She starts to attend Forks High School and tries to get to know Alice, in hopes of a relationship. - PLEASE REVIEW

The first year after the battle.

Something has happened to Batman that he must come to terms with, will he involve the League, more importantly, will he include Diana? Set in the JLU animated universe shortly after Maid of Honor BM/WW

"Books have weight and density unrelated to their physical realities; in large quantities- their concentrated hope a concentrated mass- they warp the spirit." A look at Aziraphale and Crowley immediately after the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

"Dammit Jim, if that man's a Doctor, then I might as well start calling myself a dentist!" Somewhere a few systems away from nowhere, the crew of the Enterprise encounters a blue box piloted by a madman . . . who called himself the Doctor.

How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!

A moderately amusing childhood story about Guess Who.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

The Vetinaris are back in Ankh-Morpork and Havelock wants his chair back, but Downey is stubbornly sitting on it. Will one of them kill the other? Will Angelina get to eat figgins? And what other calamities will befall? Sequel to The Vetissey

Ranma starts secretly exploring what it means to be a woman. What happens when someone finds out? Co-authored with Ichinohei Hitomi and Katrina Lee Halbred.

A little scenario I was inspired to write.

Sometimes it takes the heart of a woman to understand the heart of a man. Angry bats and confused Amazons galore. I don't own.

One year after Bella's transformation in Breaking Dawn. Further adventures of the Cullen family. 2009 Indie TwiFic Nominee for Original Plot Line.

A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.

Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.

Through the petty revenge of a jilted opera singer, Lord Vetinari and his new wife find themselves lost at sea. It looks fishy, and Vimes decides to find out the truth. Sequel to A Winter's Tale, set post-MM.

AU PostHogwarts. Can a Slytherin and a Gryffindor EVER really get along? What if the Slytherin is Hermione? Will SuperAuror Ron help her save Harry Potter and defeat Voldermort once and for all? Rated M to be safe.

A dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

L-Space: The final frontier. These are the adventures of the individual formerly called Dr Horace Worblehat, now simply known as The Librarian. He's lost something and needs to get it back.

Series featured in Penthouse Magazine! A Batman-heavy future AU sees an interesting dynamic develop between two generations of the JLA. Written long before the unfortunate developments heralded by the New 52. Batman, Superman, his daughter, Roy & Lian Harper, Alfred, Flash, many others. This ain't your father's Justice League.

A new World's Finest team sees the crime rate in Gotham plummet. Personal crises, amped-up supervillains and a vengeful madman threaten the Justice League. And Batman finally allows himself to be happy. There's also a wedding. Future AU.

A chip off the old Bat: Jordan Ella Wayne starts kindergarten and Daddy finds himself in the principal's office nearly right away. Future AU. Reviews accepted with slavish gratitude.

When the Dark Knight uncovers a plot involving sinister mutants, It's up to him and Superman to stop it. Only one problem...the Xmen. Chapter 38 All good things... Final Chapter Please RR

Gambit's finally coming back to Bayville. But there's plenty of trouble waiting for him at the Xavier Institute . . . and something dangerous has followed him there. Sequel to "Flight."

Some things come easily for some people. Then, there's Ron and Hermione.

Vimes interviews a troll accused of assault.

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.

Superman saves a girl, stays for a cupcake and gets more than he bargained for. CKOC.

Ron and Hermione in the weeks after they return to the Burrow.DH spoilers...

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

AU Harry Potter & Ranma 12 cross over. Harry Potter and Ranma meet later in life. Both bear scars from their own battles, but who suffers more? Is it the person that has to let go, or the one who has to start over?

Madam comes to Ankh-Morpork! Vimes' desk explodes! Angua blacks out! Sybil darns Vimes' socks! COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION? Venture on, dear reader, to find out. **COMPLETE!**

When the art she's drawing in Central Park wakes up as the sun sets, Callie finds herself faced with a real, live, gargoyle, and a relationship that is different than any she ever imagined. femslash an older fic I found I hadn't posted here

Cat—Tale 54: All Sly wanted was to get through Vault's opening night without running out of bourbon. He never meant to crown Catwoman queen of the underworld. Nevertheless...

Two companion pieces -- one each from Ginny and Harry's pov. Previously posted separately and 'Peace' and 'Flying'.

Things are about to change for our intrepid hero! Takes place a few months after Snitches, Bubbles, and Pizza.

When the Monks of Time encounter a perplexing problem the Abbot finds himself asking for 'outside advice'.

Who will Harry and Ginny leave off the guest list to their wedding?

It's date night. With Thai food!

At the end of a long day, all Ginny wants is a cold drink, and a hot bath.

Birthdays are big events around the Weasleys

When Adam decides that his feelings for Pepper go beyond the platonic he seeks advice from all the sources of wisdom available to a conscientious Antichrist.

Slightly postseries. Mystique unleashes the full force of Rogue’s powers against an unknown woman, leaving Rogue stranded far from home, in the power of a former enemy, and altered forever. The incident of Carol Danvers, Evolution style.

The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.

Cat—Tale 52: The Iceberg burned down? An opportunity for Batman might not be very good news for Selina... or Gotham nightlife... or Swiss banking.

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

One Piece Bleach crossover: Zoro and Sanji bust their way into the Court of Pure Souls. Hijinks ensue.

The Kyuubi was sealed into the infant Nara Shikamaru. Twelve years later at the Chuunin exams, the lazy Genin meets Gaara, and finds his peaceful, passive life disrupted. Fights, plots, secrets, lies, demons, ninja! How troublesome... [COMPLETE!]

A dimensionally displaced demon encounters a very ticked off Susan Sto Helit. A crossover with Good Omens.

Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

Brooke noticed the car on the side of the road and decided to lend a hand. It lead to an opportunity she couldn't resist. femslash MystiqueOC.

Cat—Tale 51: Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham, and really, who can blame him?

A story about a boy,a girl, another girl, some heroes, even more villains and a handful of martial artists thrown in for good measure. Follow Ryouga as he stumbles into a world of Super Human proportion. A Ranma X Teen Titans crossover, unlike any other.

Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.

Cat—Tales 49: Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, Harvey Dent and Claudia Muffington, Could it be the new society trend? Are rogues The New Black?

Two Hogwarts teachers sneak off to the Room of Requirement for a quickie, and discover a few things about the long and distinguished history of the Room... 18 plus only. Contains Slash, Femslash and Normal Pairings

Sequel to Resonance. Harry continues his Auror training and begins a journey of mastering his unusual and growing powers. Harry, with the help of his adoptive father, is finally making his own way, but fate and prophecy are never completely absent.

Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!

Cat—Tale 48: amuse bouche Fr. 1. to amuse the mouth, 2. a small bite before the meal begins.

Monstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.

Cat—Tales 47: With nearly every Rogue in Gotham up the river, that must be good news for Batman, right? Right? RIGHT?

Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?

Set during X3 just my little take on how Rogue's storyline should have been handled in Xmen: The Last Stand

Cat—Tale 46: Once upon a time a tabloid went too far, Catwoman responded, and Gotham has never been the same. Wait til you see what happens this time.

COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.

PostWargames, Postreintroduction of Supergirl, PreInfinite Crisis. Batman and Batgirl discuss the new Supergirl, and what people's bodies say.

Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.

Kim is the architect hired to help rebuild the school after “Magneto” destroyed it in Planet X, but on a world where Jean didn’t die. Both women were betrayed and left by their lovers, can they help each other rebuild more than just the school? Femslash

There was one time he saved the world. Part of the I, Janitor series.

Cat—Tale 44: That's not an infinite crisis. THIS is as an Infinite Crisis.

Cat—Tale 43: Ra's al Ghul has a plan, a simple twopart plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens. What could go wrong?

Cat—Tales 42: Hugo Strange, Beloved, The Post giving prominent Gothamites a radical makeover... Ever have that strange feeling this has all happened before?

Alternative Year Six Story. Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Does not take into account HBP. Being reposted, so chapter numbers may shift. Written originally between Nov 2003 and June 2005.

Cat—Tales 41: A Hell Month like never before as fallout from Identity Crisis reaches Gotham

Cat—Tales 40: No TwoFace? No Harley Quinn? Poison Ivy is not happy, and when Gaia's Chosen isn't happy...

It's amazing what an adorable six-year-old kid will bring out of a group of bitter, tired, college-age music students. Journey back to a time when the world was big, kindness was life-changing, and Harry Potter knew how to dance. COMPLETE!

Discworld crossover in which, after taking a wrong turn somewhere outside Ankh Morpork, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves spending Hogswatch at Lancre Castle.

Cat—Tales 39: The Journal of Alfred Pennyworth offers a below stairs perspective of life at Wayne Manor.

AU - Ranma's training is forced to take a different path due to circumstances beyond his control. Join his quest to make sense of life and the Art, joined by familiar figures. Complete! Fixed the duplicated omake.

Ranma discovers to his sorrow that the fiancees have formed a club. Cross-over with Futaba-kun Change Reformated and reissued, complete

Cat—Tales 35: The Book of Five Rings: Samurai Manual of Combat Strategy. The problem? How can Bruce Wayne be a playboy with a livein girlfriend?

Cat—Tales 34: Sometimes even rogues want to go where everybody knows their name

Post X2 After the battle with Stryker Mystique is finally able to go home to the woman she loves. A short scene I wished was in the movie.

part of a random pairing challenge. Annie the human nurse from Xavier's searches for months and now has finally found Stacy X. She goes to Stacy's new brothel to try and talk her into coming home.

Cat—Tales 33: 'Selina had no one defining moment that made her Catwoman …but she didn't spring out of the sidewalk at age 23 wearing a catsuit either'

Cat—Tales 32: The women of Gotham... and the men they confuse.

Cat—Tales 29: Life goes on after Hell Month. Jason Blood is back in Gotham, Dick is in a kilt, and Poison Ivy doesn't like the sound of this caber tossing

Cat—Tales 27: Houdini's Tome of Secrets is up for sale in Gotham. Riddler wants it, curse or no curse, so does Zatanna.

Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?

Cat—Tales 26: Joker's telling blonde jokes instead of killing people and that's not even the weird part

PG for possible later fight scenes. Basically what the title says, told from Robin's POV. How Robin interacts with peers at school, the batclan, and friends. Please review, my first fic. Chapter 3 up

Cat—Tales 25: Vignettes of unrequited love, Country Music, and Bao Tu Jambon

Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like before Dumbledore? Before Dippet? It's 1680 and Uric the Oddball Beaufolle is starting at Hogwarts. New teachers. New students. New problems. Just how much trouble can an eleven year old get into? Plenty. Complete

Cat—Tales 24: An exhibit celebrating the Mystery Whodunit opens on Halloween night

Cat—Tales 22: F. Miller, author of CATWOMAN AN UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY, invades Selina's turf d'Annunzio's

Cat—Tales 21 Heard the Latest? The Gotham RumorMill is humming louder than ever...

It's the Hallowe'en of Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's third-year at Hogwarts. Old magic stirs, the castle comes alive and Uric meets a lady with a certain fondness for badgers.

Cat—Tales 19: The good luck mojo old, new, borrowed and blue is in place...and now...

Cat—Tales 17: Borrowed like borrowed, or borrowed like STOLEN? This isn't a Martha Stewart Wedding

Cat—Tales 16: Joker in Arkham doesn't necessarily mean Joker's out of the game.

Cat—Tales 15: Joker's back. But it's Alfred's archenemy, Anatole, the French Chef from next door who may be the greater cause for concern...

Cat—Tales 14: No one could foresee what Dick & Barb's engagement set in motion

Cat—Tales 13: You think mistletoe is deadly? Stay away from the rumballs.

Cat—Tales 12: Thanksgiving at Wayne Manor

Cat—Tales 11: Where do they all get those wonderful toys?

Cat—Tales 10: If a certain Gothamite has really reformed, there's bound to be fallout

Cat—Tales 8: Smart Demon, Foolish Choices

Cat—Tales 7: As the saying goes...'And Now for something Completely Different'

Cat—Tales 6: Man does not live by crimefighting alone

Cat—Tales 5: It was only a matter of time before Batman realized the implications of his new girlfriend's criminal connections.

Cat—Tales 4: You all know what a catfight is, right?

Cat—Tales 3: Bruce and Selina aren't the only Gothamites with private lives between the panels

Cat—Tales 2: After 'A Girl's Got to Protect Her Reputation' Batman and Catwoman try to make sense of their relationship

Ranma meets Ranko and a lesson in life school ensues.

Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand

Batman and Wonder Woman take on a most unusual - and unexpected - mission ...