Sly Silver
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Joined 05-27-12, id: 4024438, Profile Updated: 08-26-14
Author has written 23 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Saints Row, Resident Evil, Fruits Basket, A song of Ice and Fire, Dungeon Fighter Online/던전앤파이터, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Devil May Cry.

Name: Sly Silver (Formerly Artimis Lee)
Age: 19
Gender: Female, to the shock of most people.

I have a few of these I'm considering coming back to... I'm bored, pissed and sick of humans, so I may go back to writing... if any of you are out there still waiting for updates, feel free to message me and let me know what you're interested in seeing. Maybe I'll pick it up again!

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1. If you had a title, what would it be?

Angry Punk Rock Gamer

2. How old are you?


3. Favorite color?


4. Favorite video game?

This changes so goddamn often... Dragon Age: Origins.

5. Favorite fictional character?

This constantly changes (seriously) Peter Quill/Starlord

6. Favorite ship/pairing?

Baird/Marcus, Dean/Cas, Harry/Draco

7. Yaoi or Yuri?

Yaoi. Lots and lots of yaoi.

8. Manga or Comics?


9. Soda or Coffee?

Both. And lots of it.

10. Books or Movies?


11. Warcraft or Elder Scrolls?

Elder Scrolls. I love Morrowind's Dark Elves.

12. Squall or Cloud?

Squall. I can literally pair him with anyone. ANYONE.

13. Mass Effect or Call of Duty?

Mass Effect. For so many reasons.

14. Sex or Kisses?


15. Hugs or Holding Hands?


16. Rock or Rap?

Rock. And LOUD.

17. Dogs or Cats?

Both. :) I have two dogs and a kitty

18. Pants or Shorts?

Pants. Always pants. My legs will blind people if I wear shorts.

19. Leather or Lace?

Leather. I get cold easily.

20. Favorite Final Fantasy?

VIII. So many pairings, great story, combat makes sense, and I love Selphie.

21. Fate or Chance?

Chance. All the time.

22. Edward or Angel?

Angel. A lot.

23. Text or E-mail?


24. Power's out. What do you do?

Whine. Bitch. Hope my boyfriend’s home to entertain me. XD

25. Football or Baseball?

Football. Because it sucks less to watch.

26. Aragorn or Legolas?

… can I have both? Fine. Legolas.

27. Red or Blue?

Blue. I love Caboose.

28. Fallout or Bioshock?

Fallout. I enjoy Bioshock, but I suck at it.

29. Actor you would sleep with?

Chris. Pratt. The. End. Now.

30. Song you blast when it comes on the radio?

Pretty much anything by Trivium, Metallica or Lamb of God.

31. Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf. I stumble enough without being able to see.

32. What's your favorite fictional world?

Virmire. I want a summer home there.

33. Draw or Paint?

Draw. I can't paint to save my life.

34. Love or Money?

Love. Money can't keep you warm at night.

35. What's your irrational fear?

Bugs. Even the ones that don't bite. I scream. It's not pretty.

36. Favorite comedian?

George Carlin. RIP.

37. How many times a day do you swear?

A lot. Over 20. If I'm playing Halo, that's per hour.

38. Cake or Cookies?

Pie. That's right!

39. Johnny Rotten or Joey Ramone?

Rotten. I love a bad boy.

40. Favorite Joss Whedon series?

Firefly. Captain Mal is awesome.

41. 6 hour car ride, what do you do?

Car 'ride' doesn't exist for me anymore! I always have to drive!

42. What is the answer?

You're not funny.

43. What do you find attractive in a guy/girl?

I'm finding personality is what matters. I would rather fuck someone I find to be an awesome human than just someone attractive .

44. What would you have as a pet, if you could have any animal you wanted?

A Chocobo. I'll keep him in my back yard!

45. Favorite weird swearing/sugar coated swearing?

Cockbiting fucktard, shitpickle, fuckberries.

46. Ninja or Samurai?


47. Space Marines or Space Pirates

Marines by a hair. Kaidan, Cortez, Joker, MShepard, and most of all, VEGA. Yummy. But... shoutout to Mal Reynolds.

48. Science Fiction or Fantasy?

Yes please.

49. Early Bird or Night Owl?

Night Owl. Badly.

50. Do you believe in god?

No. I believe in faeries. Seriously.

51. Do you wish you were older or younger?

Younger. Well, not really. I like being an adult, but when I have to act like it I wish I wasn’t! XD

52. Any feature of yours you wish you could change?

Not really. Maybe my teeth, but they'll be fixed eventually.

53. Favorite object in your room?

3DS probably. Or laptop. Depends on the day

54. What is the nearest object to you that's not electronic?

My purse

55. Last thing you read before starting this?

Surfing tumblr

56. Favorite day of the year?

Not a clue. XD Probably first day of spring break, which happens to be my boyfriend’s birthday.

57. Christmas or Halloween?

Pretty equal. xD

58. Thanksgiving or Easter?

Thanksgiving. As I said, I like pie. (Like Dean Winchester.)

59. Bioware or Blizzard?

Bioware. No contest

60. Star Wars; Original Trilogy or Prequel Trilogy?

Prequels. Don't shoot me. I love Ewan McGregor.

61. Favorite Quote?

I like me….-Caboose

62. Guilty pleasure music?

Adam Lambert and Gwin Stefani.

63. Favorite Girl Band?

The Runaways or t.A.T.u.

64. Canadian or British?

British. I love a guy with an accent.

65. Favorite song lyrics?

The only way to make it through with hearts and wrists intact is to realize two outta three ain’t bad.

66. Pet Peeve?

Misuse of the word 'gay'. Makes my blood boil when people do it.

67. Do you ever talk/act like a fictional character? Who?

Constantly. Jar Jar Binks comes out often, as does Caboose… Tucker… Church… pretty much ALL RvB characters.

68. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?

Metallica. Enter Sandman bitches.

69. Do you have more nightmares or dirty dreams?

Nightmares. A lot more.

70. Sony or Microsoft?

Microsoft. Barely. Can I pick third option Nintendo?

71. Favorite voice actor?

Gideon Emery. His voice is heavenly. He voices Fenris in Dragon Age II.

72. Vampires or Werewolves?

Not a fan of either anymore. Vampires I suppose.

73. Are you sarcastic?

Me? No… never…

74. What word/phrase do you overuse?

Ya know. It's bad. I sound like Raijin from FFVIII sometimes.

75. All-time favorite hero?

FemShep. She's just fucking awesome.

76. All-time favorite villian?

Sephiroth. No one who has played seven hears One Winged Angel and doesn't shudder.

77. Black or White?


78. Rock Band or Guitar Hero?

Rock Band, by a lot.

79. What do you dip your fries in?

Ideally, a chocolate milkshake. Otherwise, mustard.

80. Life or Monopoly?

Neither. I like Risk. Or even better, Catan!

81. Favorite fictional weapon?

Gunblade. Squall style.

82. Favorite cannon pairing?

Loras Tyrell and Renly Baratheon in A Song of Fire and Ice.

83. Rain or Snow?

Rain. I hate the snow.

84. Math or English?

English. I suck at math.

85. Favorite font?

Segoe UI Light. Simple, but elegant.

86. Little car or Big truck?

Apparently I have become a truck person. My Dodge has never refused to start. Therefore I love it.

87. Weirdest thing in your closet?

Sadly I no longer have a closet. Fuck you roommates. Asshats.

88. Weirdest pairing you like?

Reno/Cloud or Caboose/Church. Whichever you think is weirder.

89. Favorite pizza toppings?

Chicken, tomatoes, parmesan.

90. What kind of apples do you like?

Golden delicious.

91. Who was the last person you said 'I love you' to?

If my dog counts, it was her. xD Otherwise boyfriend.

92. What's your bad habit?

Other than the excessive yaoi? I suppose I bite my nails.

93. Ever been in love?


94. What post-apoctolyptic world would you live in?


95. What's the weirdest thing you've eaten?

Fried meal worms. Seriously. And not on a dare. They were actually good.

96. Incest or 10 year age difference pairings?

Age difference. I love Kyo/Shigure. That's more than ten years.

97. Got any nicknames? What are they?

Arti, Lady Artimis, Sis, Kailana, Aurelia, Sly, Silver, Lady…

98. IGN or G4?

IGN. Because I don't get G4 anymore.

99. Sandals or Tennis Shoes?

Neither. I hate wearing shoes.

100. What time is it?

1:26 am

Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole-Dean Winchester

They can't see me! I can't see them!-Micheal J. Caboose

Super duper mega bummer!-Selphie Tilmit

Mages in glass houses shouldn't throw fireballs-Fenris

Commander, the Normandy isn't built to land in active volcanoes. It tends to fry our sensors and melt our hull. Just for future reference.-Joker

I swear to drunk I'm not god- ...don't remember

I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel-Garrus Vakarian

Hot buttered lugnuts!- Sarge

All destinations are final! That's what it means, destiny, final. If you haven't got where you're going, you aren't there yet.-George Carlin

Five-by-five- Faith

We have just witnessed a classic display of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being and ass'.-Shigure Sohma

My covert bandaging skills are a little rusty. -Arcade Gannon

I think we're gonna need a bigger boot, commander. -Kaidan Alenko

It's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?-Axel

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Sound: an Illidan x Kael'thas Story by Flagfish reviews
lllidan is a deceptively gentle creature; after being bound by heartache and by his twin brother's imprisonment for ten thousand years, he inadvertently grows to permit only Prince Kael'thas to know his fragile emotions. A delicate, intimate closeness develops between them when they have only each other to trust at the brink of the Legion's invasion. M/M (Explicit)
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Illidan Stormrage, Kael'thas Sunstrider] Arthas Menethil, Lady Vashj
Heart of the Phoenix by Kylenne reviews
The Lich King's domain has long been feared as a frozen hell of death and despair. However, for the Prince of the Sin'dorei and the one whom legend calls The Betrayer, it is only the beginning of something more powerful. BC AU, Illidan x Kael'thas x Vashj
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,511 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Illidan Stormrage, Kael'thas Sunstrider, Lady Vashj
Want you so bad I can taste it by StayClose reviews
Boss Eli is narcissistic, impulsive, violent and has a woeful lack of moral grounding... and Johnny is completely in love with him. A collection of one-shots from Johnny's P.O.V as he deals with life with a boss who really puts the 'fun' in murdertime funtime. M!Boss/Johnny
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Boss/PC, J. Gat]
Interruptions by CapturedTsunami reviews
In which Dean takes a shower, Cas walks in on Dean, Sam walks in on Cas, and Bobby manages to walk in on everyone. Destiel, Sabriel, and Bobby with a bunch of alcohol.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Morale by ConfirmedBachelor reviews
Matt just wanted to figure The President out, and the latter just wanted to boost some morale. Rated for smut, and the fact that this lacks a real plot. Male Boss/Matt Miller
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Boss/PC, Matt M.] - Complete
Determined by Dice by DaBaDeeDaBaDie reviews
After a breakout of some unknown STD, Johnny Gat and the boss are left with only one safe option: Each other. Johnny/M!Boss! Warning: M/M, yaoi, smut, all that good stuff. Oneshot. Please R/R!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat - Complete
Enclosed by WhovianWriter reviews
"Well, this is exciting…" Jack noted sarcastically from his position underneath the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Unfaithful by unicornball reviews
Harry learns his wife has been unfaithful. Devastated, he goes to his friend Draco for comfort and a place to stay. He gets a bit more than expected, though. (EWE-ish. M/M slash. Mentions of adultery. No love for Ginny. Rated M; mature content and language.) Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,100 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Rope and Jawbreakers by Samurai5725 reviews
Fire Emblem: Awakening: (GaiusxLon'qu) Summary: Lon'qu comes up with a plan to make Gaius his for the night. Of course it involves candy. Warnings: Very light bondage, dub-con, anal, NSFW
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Gaius, Lon'qu - Complete
The Shepard Vega Chronicles by Abstract1106 reviews
Shepard routinely accomplishes the impossible, but she's haunted by her past. Can Lt. Vega help her understand the possibilities of her second chance at life? Definite spoilers, alternate ME3 ending. Strong language and WAY-more-than-suggestive content. Not fluff. UPDATE: You've spoken and convinced me. The stories will stay up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,048 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - James V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Adrenaline's Better than Oxygen by AlexMason666 reviews
This is a Mass Effect 3 story, it tells how a romance between James and Shepard would play out.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,114 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Shepard (M), James V. - Complete
Mind Games by Avaya reviews
Two comrades who barely tolerate each other have entered into a purely sexual relationship. One has feelings for another while the other just wants to get his jollies. But when emotion and competition threaten to end it, psychological warfare is waged. Also...I suppose I should post that this is Rated MA. Individuals under 17 should NOT be reading this.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - [Marcus F., D. Baird] A. Cole, Anya S. - Complete
The Rose and the Stag by starsburnforit reviews
Pre-ASoIaF, so no real spoilers. My take on how Renly and Loras's relationship began.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Loras T., Renly B.
Lost Hope by Wobsie reviews
Kyo is raped by Yuki in front of his boyfriend, Haru. Haru misunderstands and Kyo has to show him who he's in love with. But all Kyo has is his body...Will Haru accept him again? Warnings: Angst, YAOI, lemon, rape, character death
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Tunnel O' Love by Anne Apocalypse reviews
Butch DeLoria/M!Lone Wanderer. This may or may not have been what the LW had in mind when Butch asked him to join the Tunnel Snakes. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,779 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria - Complete
Roses are Red by nocturnaltibet reviews
Renly and Loras have been in love for quite some time, after a suggestion by the young Knight of Flowers and through the words a very drunk Septon, did they actually tie the knot and unite their Houses? Sweet slash.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Renly B., Loras T. - Complete
Vocalization by Iapetus reviews
It sneaks up on Nathaniel every time, the sheer force of his need to hear Anders moan, to cry out, until the first sound is uttered.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Nathaniel H., Anders - Complete
That Time in Amaranthine by Adarian reviews
Waiting for the darkspawn horde to arrive, Sigrun, Tabris, Nathaniel, and Anders are forced to share a bed in the Chantry. While Tabris suggests an unorthodox solution to Nathaniel's insomnia, it leads to a delightful experience. Kink meme prompt.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Anders, Nathaniel H. - Complete
The Turian Giggle by DarkExperience reviews
A drunken Kaidan begins groping and embarrassing Shepard in front of Vega and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
It means what! by Sculla reviews
During a mission on Eden Prime, before waking up Javik. Shepard finds an amulet in the ruins. Not thinking about it, he keeps it. Later when Kaidan and Shepard are together, Javik notices that Kaidan is wearing it and tells Shepard something surprising.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Deep Roads by Adarian reviews
Anders is having panic attacks in the Deep Roads and finds himself able to reach out to Nathaniel in his time of vulnerability. Written in response to a request on the Kink Meme
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Anders, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Sometimes It's Too Easy To Fall In Love by 11Dancer14 reviews
Six independent short stories about James Vega and Steve Cortez inspired by six words from a random word generator. Spoilers for the end of Mass Effect 3, non-specfic Shepard or Shepard relationships. Fluff, and tiny bit of Angst and Slash!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/20/2012 - James V., Steven C. - Complete
Making A Confession by SeiferAlmasy'sLover86 reviews
Seifer makes a confession to Zell. Zell doesn't take it well and rejects him.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
India Lima Uniform by SSJ-Alhazred reviews
Joker's Wild series. One last night before the battle to retake Earth. One last question Joker has for Shepard. mShepard/Joker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Here in Your Bedroom by autumnyte reviews
Written for a DA Kink Meme prompt asking for insecure Fenris, sleeping over with Hawke for the first time and grappling with newfound intimacy. Warning: contains explicit m/m.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
Comfort by Arcadia Jones reviews
The events that occurred at the Hawke mansion after Leandra's death. VERY STRONG M Rating mHawke/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Steps by Renn reviews
James Vega has a pretty clear cut view of what he likes and why he likes it, and what he does and why he does it. But the universe is ever changing, right? Slash: James Vega/Steve Cortez. ME3
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - [James V., Steven C.] - Complete
All There Is by accidentalxxx reviews
Anders spends what he expects to be his last night with Hawke. M!Hawke/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Bathing in Peace by Katyakora reviews
NSFW Zevran catches a glimpse of Alistair bathing, and just can't help himself. ZevranxAlistair smut one-shot
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Zevran A., Alistair - Complete
Gears of Denial by BlueBastard reviews
First stage: denial. Second is anger. And third is complete, ignorant, bliss. Problem is, Marcus won't let Baird get away that easily. Marcus/Baird M/M Slash.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - D. Baird, Marcus F.
Messing With Joker by Kenchi123 reviews
The First in my "The Commander's Order" Series. Shepard finds out Joker's dirty little secret and decides to take things straight to the bed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Shepard (M), Joker
Apt Pupil by Kelcat reviews
Zevran helps a curious Alistair understand his attraction for the Warden.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A., Surana - Complete
Testing the Waters by Emerald Embers reviews
Kael investigates how far his connection with Illidan might go. Illidan/Kael, Warcraft III universe.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Illidan Stormrage, Kael'thas Sunstrider - Complete
Probing Uranus by ItestedGarrus'Reach reviews
John Shepard is bored and after a little drinks things heat up with a certain assassin. Rated M for smutty content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Joker's Wild by SSJ-Alhazred reviews
How Joker might've worked as a romance option in Mass Effect 2. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Joker, Shepard (M) - Complete
Buyer's Market by Esse reviews
Wishes have a way of turning around and biting a person on their *ahem*.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Zell D., Seifer A. - Complete
Kaleidoscope by Shivani reviews
A redux version of Final Fantasy X, but with added slash. Tidus is certainly more than a dream, and comes to find out there's a certain price to be paid for that. Enter Seymour, Guado Maester of Yevon.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,107 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - [Tidus, Seymour] - Complete
Need for Requital by DB2020 reviews
Conflicting emotions are abound when a spat with his possessive but uncommitted lover drives Squall into the arms of another man. When caught in Irvine’s bed, Seifer’s reaction is as unexpected as the end result.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Squall L., Irvine K. - Complete
I Can Tell You What We Weren't Doing by Artemis-chan of Redwing reviews
Red vs Blue! Set during Episode 46 just what were Grif and Simmons doing in the shade for two hours? SLASH!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Strip Poker by astrathnine reviews
Church. Caboose. A pack of cards and a very daring ending. [RVB, slash]
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Carvings by Artemis-chan of Redwing reviews
Red vs Blue! Church and Tex find an interesting carving on a rock in Blood Gulch which leads to some questions about their teammates. SLASH!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
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Come an Get Your Love reviews
When Dante arrived on the Ravager's ship, Peter took notice instantly. The two are told they will have to work together. Neither of them expects to care about the other at all. But it's easy to change your mind when you find someone an awful lot like you. Set pre-movie. Terrible summary I know, slash, M/M and such, Peter/OC. I promise he's not totally lame.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, OC]
Warden's Nightmare reviews
Hawke is used to restless nights for Anders, but sometimes, the mage's nightmares get far worse. Hawke does his best to comfort his lover. M!Hawke/Anders, obviously M/M, Explicit content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Anders, Hawke (M)]
Last Goodbyes reviews
Blu and his guild, Fa1ryTa1l say goodbye to Arad. This is mostly for my friends who played DFO as a goodbye, and a bit of symbolism of their affect on my life... not sure that anyone else would much enjoy it.
Dungeon Fighter Online/던전앤파이터 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Gunner, Fighter, Witch/Sorceress, Ranger/Desparado - Complete
The Storm and What Came After It reviews
James wasn't always a part of Shepard's crew. He started like every other soldier. He and a group of soldiers get stationed on Fehl Prime, meeting Steve Cortez, and a routine patrol team turns into a group of lifelong friends. Starts four years prior to Mass Effect, mostly following James and Steve, with lots of OCs and eventually going through the games. Eventual Slash, M/M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [James V., OC] Steven C.
Snow on the Wall reviews
Jon Snow left for the wall, expecting grand adventure and glory. It was not as he expected. While training, he meets another bastard, who falls for him. Really cheesy, but slash with Jon Snow and without Sam. So of course, slash, M/M, yaoi. It follows the books more than the tv show.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Jon S., OC]
Demons, Zombies, and Pizza reviews
Dante was never one to fall in love. Leon doesn't want to try anymore. When Claire and Leon come upon a demon they can't handle, they go to Dante. The problem is larger than they realized. Forced to stay with Dante, Leon starts to fall for him. Dante/Leon, yaoi, lemon. M for language... it is Dante.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Leon S. K., Dante]
Loyalty reviews
Shigure had alwyas liked Kyo. After the curse was broken, and Kyo left even more broken, Shigure took him in. Now it's up to him to show a little comfort and try to make a life worth living. Slash, yaoi... AUish... slight OOC Kyo. Mild Lemon. Just a cute little oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Kyo S., Shigure S.] - Complete
Don't Worry About Me reviews
James joined the Normandy's crew reluctantly at first, but stayed in the shuttle bay with Steve. After the loss of his husband, Steve is ready to die for the war, and James is as well, for different reasons. Both of them find a reason to live they didn't expect.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [James V., Steven C.] - Complete
Nothing is More Important reviews
Anders fell for Hawke the moment they met. Hawke knows he can't resist the rouge mage, and is happy to give into him. Additions to the cannon Anders/MHawke romance. Slash/yaoi, M/M, eventual lemons of course. Definately language, likely goofy, I cannot avoid it.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Anders, Hawke (M)]
Your Guardian Angel reviews
The new boy in the Saints is trying to fit in, but he's fallen for Johnny Gat. He can't stop thinking about him, even though he's with Aisha. And what he doesn't realize, is Johnny is just as crazy about him. Currently through the first Saint's Row, going into two and three. Slash/yaoi M/M... M for language and eventual lemon.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Boss/PC, J. Gat] Matt M.
Peices of Love and Hate reviews
10 short peices based on songs. Challenge is in the author's note. Mostly slash couples, Zell/Irvine, Irvine/Squall, Zell/Squall, Zell/Seifer, Squall/Seifer, and mild Rinoa/Squall. Some explicit content,a lot of angsty Squall, and sweet Seifer if that makes any sense .
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Irvine K., Seifer A., Squall L., Zell D.
Awkward Conversations reviews
Ashley and Tali wait as Shepard boards the Geth Ship. They get a moment to talk about their past relationships with Shepard and his current one. Implied MShep/Cortez, just a little goofy conversation between Ash and Tali.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Ashley W., Tali'Zorah, Joker - Complete
Wake Me reviews
Shepard does what Kaidan asks, and wakes him up before he leaves. They take a shower before going back to work. Oneshot, yaoi/slash, lemon. Very little actual plot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [Kaidan A., Shepard (M)]
I'll Be Your Knight reviews
Squall saved the world. Seifer was called a monster. He didn't care. At least he didn't think he did. But when he and Zell both realize that their 'friends' don't have time for them. Seifer had always had feelings for Zell, not that he ever knew. M/M slash, Seifer/Zell, possible eventual lemon. M mostly for language and sexual situations until then.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Zell D., Seifer A.]
Never Alone
The Warden has been keeping the camp up at night with Zevran. Alistair is jealous, and learns that Dante, the warden, has feelings for him. Slash, yaoi, lemon, M/M a series of short peices put together.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - [Alistair, Cousland] Zevran A. - Complete
He calls me Lola reviews
This is pretty much a Vega/FemShep relationship almost as thought it were cannon. Rated M for my language, no lemons, just the stuff that should have been in the game in the first place! It's also really goofy at points, that's due to Vega.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [James V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Lion and the Wolf reviews
Rinoa leaves the Garden the same day Irvine decides to return. Squall is depressed and needs some cheering up. Irvine is happy to help. M/M slash yaoi lemon and lots of Seifer being... well, Seifer.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [Squall L., Irvine K.] Seifer A. - Complete
A Little Wolf reviews
A few additional conversations to the cannon Fenris/MHawke relationship. Most of it is sweet drabble and a few lemons for when your screen blacks out in game. M/M Slash yaoi lemon. Just adds and alters a little. This is the kind of snarky Hawke, because I enjoy him the most.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (M)]
Loveless reviews
Sephiroth and Genesis are rivals and friends. But Genesis looses his words speaking to him on a serious note. Sephiroth understands exactly what he wants. Sephiroth/Genesis slash, yaoi, lemon. It's pretty plotless. And a little goofy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Genesis R., Sephiroth] Angeal H. - Complete
A Comforting Thought
Dante Lee returns to Earth shortly after the death of Shepard and the destruction of the Normandy. Being an old friend of Kaidan Alenko, he goes to check on him and try to comfort his survivor's guilt. M/M slash Lemon. Original Character... not totally mary-sueish.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Kaidan A., OC] - Complete
Remnant reviews
Cloud, now with Reno trying to be happy with his life, considers his past, and gets a night visit from the ghost of an old friend. Slashy, sweet, innocent...mostly.. It explains CC if you haven't played it. Reno/Cloud with mentions of Zack/Cloud, Zack/Angeal and Sephiroth/Genesis... T for language... I'm assuming there is.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Cloud S., Reno] Zack F. - Complete
The Lion's Roar reviews
Re-written version of Final Fantasy VIII in a more yaoi-ful style. This is the kind of headcannon I've got going while playing it. It's a lot of slash, and more swearing than is in the game. I've also added a character that I'm referring to as Rinoa's surrogate. You'll understand later. Rated M for langauge, sexual themes and possible future lemons.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Irvine K., Seifer A., Squall L., Zell D.
Water's Edge reviews
Seifer sits on the beach thinking about his past. He's made mistakes, but he only regrets one thing... not telling Zell how he felt. Seifer/Zell slash/yaoi. oneshot lemon. May be part of a larger story later on.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Zell D., Seifer A.] - Complete