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Joined 05-27-12, id: 4024616, Profile Updated: 06-19-12
Author has written 1 story for Misc. Books.

Hey! Venus Martin here! My best friend told me about this site,so I checked it out. I LUV IT! I'm a beginner,so I kindof,well,stink.I enjoy writing about teenagers since I'm almost one, and I model most of my writings off of books like Firefly Lane,The Hunger Games, The City of Ember,and even some of my friend's writings(moonfan4eva.Go check her out!)Enjoy my writings,and feel free to make any corrections or critiques,but no profanity,please! I LOVE YOU ALL!

Venus in da house! I have 4 life rules called The Four Ls.
Here they are; Love,Laugh,Learn,Live.
Just wanted to share it with y'all.
Hugs,V

FINALLY going to write something on here!

If you talk back to the TV, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read a book that made you cry, copy this to your profile.

I love aquariums(see pic) :)

I might be changing my pen name to Lifetimeoflaughs soon. I'm just not feeling Venus Martin anymore.
Hugs, Venus-soon-to-be-Lifetimeoflaughs

Writing a One Direction fan fiction today! I'll be done ASAP!

Friend/Best friends
Friends:Will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friends: Will go up to him and ask "What's your problem?"
Friends:Will be there when he breaks up with you
Best friends:Will call him and say "Watching you..."
Friends:Help you when you fall
Best Friends:Walk past you and say "Walk much?"
Friends:Help you find your prince
Best Friends:Kidnap him and bring him to you
Friends:Will you if your OK when your crying
Best Friends:Will laugh at you and say "Ha ha, loser."
Friends:Will offer you their soda
Best Friends: Will dump their's on you
Friends:Will give you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friends:Takes your and screams "Run! Run!"
Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs., your grandpa, grandpa
Best Friends: Call your parents MOM and DAD, your grandpa, GRAMPS
Friends:Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: Cry with you
Friends:Ask you to write down their number
Best Friends: Have you on speed dial
Friends:Borrow your stuff for a few days and gives it back
Best Friends: Lose your stuff and say "My bad.. here's a tissue."
Friends:Only know a few things about you
Best Friends: Could write an embarrassing biography about your life story
Friends:Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
Best Friends: Kick the whole crowd'd butts if they leave you
Friends: Will knock on the door
Best Friends: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell
Best Friends: Already know not to tell
Friends:Would read and ignore this stuff
Best Friends: Would repost this stuff!

If you freak out when your crush looks at you, copy this to your profile.

I'm having trouble with the 1D fanfic, but I promis, it will be up soon!

Rawr.

The Reaping reviews
Katniss and Primrose Everdeen are expecting a calm, very sophisticated Reaping, but a few confusing names later and this is a Reaping that they'll remember forever
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Complete